>Don't worry about it bro, it's not the size that counts it's how you use it!
>>27742592
this is why i dont even bother trying to get women
>>27742592
It's always the fucking chads who say this like that, but ram your sister behind your back. Can you imagine how good his life must be? I bet he has women falling over for a cock like that. Life would be so fucking easy with a massive cock.
post more plz
>>27742614
5.1" here.
It's not a bad life.
>>27742592
this would be too large to be enjoyable for many many women, most I would say.
you guys do understand you are just perpetuating your own 'suffering' don't you?
>>27742592
>Can you imagine how good his life must be? I bet he has women falling over for a cock like that.
first of all, women have no idea how big he is when they meet him. secondly i dont think you realize just how small of a manlet you have to be to make even a very large cock look that big in relation to your body. this guy is probably 5 feet tall with the waifish frame and dainty hands of a 90 pound girl.
>>27742614
Literally it's the confidence he has from his social upbringing, and possibly confidence in his large penis size. Not from having the large dick in and of itself. This is why r9k will never get gf's.
>>27742639
its adorable that you think women wont seek out men just because they got big dicks
>>27742639
When your girlfriend said "uhm, ok, Anon - I don't like big dicks anyways, when I was with my ex Chad it always hurt when he trusted his thundercock into me" she was politely telling you she is or will be cheating.
>>27742639
>Dude girls don't even like big dicks! I always end up hurting them! 5" is the perfect girth.
>>27742702
but my dick isn't small man....
you guys LITERALLY cuck yourselves.
>>27742639
>tfw gay and big dicks truly are worshipped
>>27742592
He's holding his cock wrong, wrapping his fingers around the ridge like that.
>>27742729
What's the proper cock holding technique?
>>27742722
yeah exactly man. it's men who truely love big cocks. 4chan is filled to the brim with cock threads, cock rate threads. and I would bet that every thread is made by a man. and more than half of those men would be 'straight'
>>27742702
your autism is showing. anyone who isnt a literal sperglord virgin like you will know that the majority of girls arent really fond of having their cervix pounded. you know when you stick a qtip too far into your ear and it really fucking hurts?? well it is (apparently) that level of sharp pain. you're an idiot if you think girls really want that.
>>27742675
That is absolute bullshit. Have you ever seen what happens when guys like this get on chatroulette and other sites? Girls instantly are into it - They are just hardwired to fuck big cocks.
>>27742639
Hahahaha
Oh god, I love when people say this. You really are clueless aren't you? An aroused female vagina can take a literal tree trunk. Nothing says good genes like a massive dick and Women are genetically hard wired to be attracted genetically superior traits, it is the way they evolved.
And thats not even it. Having a massive dick would give you so much fucking confidence that girls would be falling all over you without even knowing you have a monster dong in your pants. You would just have a constant pussy magnet aura.
Just like being tall, Big Dick = life on easy mode.
>>27742786
It's what women do, they are lying their tiny asses off about liking your tiny dick and about how every of the huge pulsating cocks she jumped on "hurt her so bad ;)" and cheat behind your back because they think it won't hurt your feels.
>>27742592
That looks like 6 inches at most
Maybe a bit girthy, but not big
>aw no honey i dont care about penis size
>chad? my ex?
>n-no you are much better than he ever was!
>>27742821
dude your fisting fetish videos are not the norm. your point of reference is skewed. besides, vaginas can differ as much as dicks can. I had a gf who had a very shallow vagina, another who i could go balls deep and she could take it like a champ. stop acting like these things are black and white simple issues.
>>27742592
>An aroused female vagina can take a literal tree trunk
Woah there motherfucker. Literal? a literal tree trunk? buy yourself a dictionary son.
also it easily takes a good 20minutes + warmup time to get my 7 incher inside a girl. a tree trunk? really?
>>27742858
exactly, this kid is just spewing out all kinds of half-cocked (heh) ideas that are the hallmark of someone who has become so used to extreme porn that they can't understand how real life sex works with normal people. kind of sad really.
>>27742872
oh please.
in reality most women can take 8" any day and will do so when you arent looking
>>27742856
>>27742858
>>27742872
Keep deluding yourself dicklets. I've tried to argue with retards like you before and even when presented with biological and evolutionary facts you will still spew dumb shit like "hurr durr, no dude that would just hurt her, girls are scared of big dicks!"
Go ahead and believe the roasties when they lie and say size doesnt matter. Meanwhile they are humping their 8 inch horse cock dildos. Fucking kill yourselves.
>>27742786
B-but the all the girls in my h-hentai magazines say they love it!?
>>27742900
excuse me sir, your virginity is showing.
>>27742872
i laughed audibly at half cocked
>>27742729
he's doing it on purpose as a perspective trick to make it look even thicker compared to his slender girlhand.
>>27742900
You'll even see it in porn a lot, guys will get 7" deep and then suddenly hit a wall where they just push the girl forward instead of going deeper. Every persons body is different and that includes how deep a whores vagina is.
>>27742813
>Have you ever seen what happens when guys like this get on chatroulette and other sites?
yea, they get skipped 500+ times until they find the one girl who happens to be horny and curious at that particular moment.
>>27742936
yes and that average depth is about 8".
might be less than that if she isnt aroused or you arent tilting her hips right
>>27742919
Mad levels are off the chart son
the fact that you use the word roasties really shows how little contact you've had (or will ever have) with women.
>>27742900
I am 8" and some can't. why do you think literally every vagina is the same? i cant understand the world you live in where every penis is different but every vagina is exactly the same. your logic is essentially, "women can push a baby through there, so therefore i need a baby sized cock to please them." it's so weird and wrong but yet you cling to it stubbornly.
Who has a cracked\registered copy of Manycam and is willing to use the OP's video to obtain some reaction .webms for us?
>>27742947
>that average depth is about 8"
Do you get all your facts from cuck sites or something? Average is 5-7.
>Girls like big dicks
This is true, no matter what you say. Yes the sex could be uncomfortable and outright bad. But just the massive cock itself is attractive for a girl.
>>27742919
lol are you mad bro? im not a dicklet, i regularly bottom out with chicks, how else do you think i can tell you that vaginas are different? i can literally tell with my cock if im not going as deep with one girl as i could with another.
>>27742967
they like to look at it going in and out during sex. they usually give better blowjobs too because they actually give a shit. its pretty great when all you have to do is just move your hips and youre blowing her mind.
>>27742954
>>27742965
ever heard of tenting?
>>27742919
>Meanwhile they are humping their 8 inch horse cock dildos.
Chad here, been with about 14 girls at 24yo. Exactly zero of them used 8 inch dildos. Every one of them did however use a tiny bullet vibrator, and one of them had a rabbit that had 5 inches of penetration.
And not a single one of them liked when I fucked them too hard or too deep and hit their cervix.
Maybe you should go out and meet real women, maybe have a relationship or two before you pretend to be an internet expert on what they want. In the meantime feel free to keep making a complete retard of yourself to the rest of us who have actually been with women irl.
>>27742996
yes but if a vagina is shallow then even tenting will only help so much. it was the weirdest thing dating a girl with a shallow vagina but i learned a lot about anatomy and positions and we worked through it.
>>27742967
I'm a girl and I can confirm this. I get really turned on by huge dicks and I would definitely prefer a huge one over an average one. Obviously he wouldnt be able to go in all the way but just the fact that it is so big is arousing in itself.
I wish I could be a trap and let superior men use the tight asshole next to my pathetic 5 inch dick as a cum receptacle.
>>27742996
>tenting
never heard of it. i'm assuming it's a bbc/cuck fetish term?
>>27743023
your asshole is next to your dick?
>>27743013
plus theres an element of challenge. seeing how far you can get it in your mouth, how deep etc etc. plus being huge automatically means girth so just being barely inside can be enough sometimes
>>27742996
The average of 5-7 is during arousal, not normal depth.
>>27743013
I'm also a girl and can confirm as well. If a guy isn't at least an average 7 inches I'll usually have sex with him once out of pity then dump him. 8 is great but 9 inches is ideal. Most of the guys I've been with have been 8 so it's not really a problem.
>>27743036
lol. a few girls acting out on omegle and suddenly "every woman is hardwired to have a tree trunk in them 24/7" its just absurd, do you hear yourself? you cant separate pornography from real life, its actually kind of sad desu :/
>>27743052
You are not a girl. If youre going to pretend at least try not to be so obvious.
>>27742993
no, blowjobs with a big dick are awful.
Teeth and gagging. They might enjoy giving it more, but recieving is not good.
What position are you doing where a girl can see the penetration?
>>27743036
considering basically any dick can impregnate a female, no that's not what they're "hardwired" to want. if you want to make some evolutionary sense you would argue that women go for the richest, highest status men who will be able to provide safe and secure futures for their offspring, but what you're suggesting is pure cuck fetish nonsense.
>>27743052
>>27743036
>>27743013
now youre samefaggin? austismo as fuck, to be honest.
>>27743025
>>27743046
very few women are 5" after tenting. dont be silly
>>27743052
horse shit. there are tons of girls that prefer small dicks, and im one of them. 9 inches is way too fucking big and definitely not ideal
>>27743068
He isn't "suggesting" anything.
Go read a fucking book you dolt.
>>27743065
pretty sure his entire point was to make fun of the quoted poster for false flagging as a girl there bucko.
>>27743066
missionary, cowgirl, etc.
>>27743083
"tons"
yeah right. how about fucking zero women like dicks below 6"
>>27743090
>le no girls on the internet xD
>>27743087
>He isn't "suggesting" anything.
he very clearly and plainly suggested that women are evolutionarily hardwired to desire large penises, which simply doesn't make sense from an evolutionary standpoint nor the reality of the average penis today only being ~5 inches. you really need to work on your reading comprehension, timmy.
How can we even compete? Seriously though, do you guys really think he would of had the same reaction if he didn't have a big cock?
>>27743052
50$ says she has never actually seen 9"
>>27743083
>9 inches is way too fucking big and definitely not ideal
I know right. 8 inches is perfect. Shame so many men have such small under 7 inch dicks.
>>27743112
of course she wouldnt. women are only attracted to huge dicks and muscles
and money
>>27743112
>a literal pencil dick
who even cares?? it;s like obsessing over someone being born with better teeth than you were.
>>27743107
>>le no girls on the internet xD
yea, i'm sure there are tons of girls on r9k who just happen to be posting about how they only like huge dicks in a thread about penis size. how 2 u grew fukan brain moran.
You cant stick big cocks up your ass on the regular without pooping blood.
If you really like anal the smaller ones are best.
>>27743083
but if you saw a guy with a massive dong, you'd be more turned on than if he had 4"
>>27743127
yep, which is why the only men who reproduce are all tall, muscled guys with dicks as big as their six figure salaries.
>>27743140
Well, the 4" guy has shown that his genes are pathetic garbage and the 9" has shown good genes.
Can't blame women for selecting the superior men.
Most girls dont know how big dicks really are.
If you're 6"+ you can say you're 7
7.5+ you can say you're 8
8+ you're 9"
9+ is 12 inches
everyone lies about cock size
>>27743140
stop arguing to extremes. of course women are going to be disappointed with 4 inches. it's fucking tiny. they're not going to be any more excited by 7-8 inches than they are 5-6 though.
>>27743153
which is why so many marriages are unhappy because the woman is only attracted to huge cocked, tall muscular doctors but the only guy she could get was some beta manlet
>>27743112
>How can we even compete?
Girls are still girls. They're still going to do nothing but cheat and spend a guy's money. Even if he does have a big dick, she won't be satisfied and will spend her time trying to find a bigger dick. Us guys with small dicks need to sissify ourselves and make ourselves as attractive as possible to guys with big dicks and hope that eventually they come to understand how much happier they will be getting pleasured by someone with the loyalty and honour of a male mind.
>>27743112
It's the same reaction people get when they see a two headed animal: "Wow! I've never seen that before."
But they don't want that two headed animal as a pet, you delusional cuck.
>>27743127
>huge dicks
Nah
>muscle
To an extent
>money
Always
>I'm 6 inches
>Told my ex I'm 8 inches
>She measured it herself
>She took the measurement from the side like an idiot
>"OMG anon you are HUGE!!!!! Cosmo says the average is 5.5"
>Told all her friends I'm a monster
Women are dumb
>>27742925
It's probably that and other porn where big dicks are almost mandatory - and dcks that aren't monstersize get a nice angle and a petite woman to make it seem like a monstersize anyway.
For those who only have porn and /r9k/'s cherrypicked images to base their conclusions on, with a severe insecurity or focus on trying to make anything that can't be changed seem like instant dealbreakers for all women as opposed to realistically merely affecting the dating pool size somewhat - so that they can claim it's not their complete lack of positive changeable characteristics and traits due to laziness or preference to keep their misery but instead they never stood a chance to begin with, it can easily seem like big dicks are mandatory.
It doesn't help that there are plenty of trolls and shitposters eagerly adding to those insecurities to try and ruse people.
>>27742639
Got to love how people on here instantly disregard opposing realistic views like this, while taking troll claims as fact. Opposing experience is just anecdotal or fake, obvious trolls are 100% fact and valid.
It shows how far down the rabbit hole some people are on here.
>tfw you were at the edge of becoming like them in the past
Glad I dodged the bullet or I still would've felt miserable.
>>27742592
Femanon here, that reminds me so much of my stepdad. He used to sit around the house playing with his dick too. Guys are so fucking weird.
>>27743157
THIS. women have terribly spacial judgement. no way that they can tell you size just from looking. you can probably even get away with being 7.5 and saying you're 9 if the girl isnt a huge whore.
>>27742592
Saline injections
>>27743193
Legit, if I become a rich Chad I'm going to become a polygamist with 5 wives and 1 beta Trans to guard said wives. Not going to fuck him though, because that'd be gross.
>>27743157
>pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
this autist goes around proving pornstars real sizes
>>27743238
Sure, that is a 100% legit true story.
>>27743254
he doesnt account for the fat pad.
>>27743239
Average schiskas score 5 IQ points lower than her male counterparts....which explains alot.
>>27743247
What's in it for the trans?
>>27743239
gaybot here
i'm 19 cm (maybe 20 if super hard)
even guys think im 21+ (8 inches or more)
>>27743272
yeah i mean, its not like its something BAD, its just different than how we think. i do think it explains why some women tend to be horrible drivers though haha :/
>>27743198
>be 6 inches
>first time I sleep with this girl she freaks out about how huge my dick is and says she didn't know dicks could be that big
>I know it's average and I think she is just trying to flatter me
>she won't shut up about it
>ask her how big she thinks it is
>"9 inches at least"
>wat
>tell her to get a ruler and measure it
>make sure she measures it properly
>she then starts laughing
>ask her what's so funny
>said her ex (only guy she had slept with before) claimed he was six inches but she said it was about the size of her pinky
Thanks for making me look good, babydick ex
>>27743273
A gloved couch rub once a month. That should be enough for you mental patient.
>>27742761
>it's men who truely love big cocks
It's no coincidence that a huge amount of porn is focused around big dicks (or to be perceived as big through angles and such), even straight porn.
Men are much more obsessed about penis size than women.
>>27743266
most are from the side, so that increases the measurement anyway
And these guys have low bf%, so it wont make more than half an inch difference at most
>>27743325
does he account for the angle of the dangle?
>>27743352
yes, to estimate the measure of the pleasure
>>27743377
sounds like solid science then, to be honest.
>>27742954
>i cant understand the world you live in where every penis is different but every vagina is exactly the same.
It's similar to how certain (read: bitter angry as opposed to the more realistic) robots think all men are different but women are exact clones of one another. How robots come in complex and intriguing variations while all normies are exactly the same. Chads even more so.
Their hobbies are often also presumably sophisticated and indications of high intellect or superior taste, all the while assuming all other hobbies are for plebs and are inferior. Same goes for music or anything covered by subjectivity for that matter.
Heck, they even fight among each other at times, trying to 1-up the next robot in superiority and whatnot.
Where the more realistic and less angry robots seem to have grown up to see more than purely black and white, the angry bitter deluded robots seem to be stuck in their teenage edgy years in terms of maturity.And some simply still are immature teenagers.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HYkrAPT.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
This is how you measure the size of your dick, retards
>>27743309
>be in high school
>3 inches
>have my first GF ever
>get to bedroom finally after a year of dating
>she takes down my pants
>pulls down my boxers(I think she noticed the lack of a tent at this point)
>out flops my rock hard 3 incher
>she is surprised, but tries to make it work
>I stick it in her, she grinds a little bit before i cum
>dumped the next day, she never talks to me again
That's my story. Seriously, I don't even count it for losing my virginity. You 4"+ers have it nice.
5.3" here. About 5" girth too. Fucked 3 girls, current gf was a virgin aged 17 when we met. It's not a bad life by any means but I would of course like to be bigger.
>>27742592
5 and a half incher here... I actually just broke my year long dry spell, but if anything, it reminded me how frustrating it is to try and do certain positions with a shorter penis
>>27743409
I hope I didn't sound like I was shitting on all guys with small dicks. That has to be really awful. I feel sorry for you, it's a genuine disability but it's acceptable to be mocked for it even though it's entirely out of your control (meanwhile you're literally Hitler if you criticize a fat woman's body). I would have killed myself years ago if I had a small dick.
>>27743425
>>27743418
Have you guys tried just beeing yourself?
>>27743458
>>27743458
Oh I don't mind it. The gf is a prude who never even masturbated because of medication side effects she didn't learn of till she met me so my dick is all she's ever known. Just gotta keep her in the dark about the big bad world out there.
>>27742592
>>27742610
>>27742614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU5xbIyMoa8
Just don't bother guys.
>>27743458
I did! That's how I broke my dry spell, I decided to quit sperging over the minute details of a conversation, and actually force myself to just try. Took most of the night, but we ended up Netflix and chilling, so that was a success. But like I said, I'm pretty out of touch, because holy shit was I having a harder time with some positions. I don't have a tiny dick, but it's short enough where I need to figure out how to use it better
>>27743458
yeah, they don't fall for that trick
>>27742592
Oh god why do I want it so bad wtf. Literally one of the most aesthetically pleasing covks I've ever seen. 10/10 would worship
>>27743455
No worries man, I's just i'm so fucking jealous of any guy with an actual dick. i'm decently fit and not ugly, but any girl i get with just rejects me in the bedroom. I have so many fucking stories like this, history repeats itself any time i get to the bedroom.
>>27743474
I think that's how Josef Fritzl started too, be careful anon.
>>27743484
i can imagine a girl i like just oogling at a big dick like that.
pretty good way to make you want to kill yourself
>>27743494
>>27743494
5.3" anon from above here. What positions do you find toughest? I'm just about long enough to manage sideways and cowgirl (the one where she faces you is what I mean always get them mixed up) but I'm too short for reverse cowgirl.
>>27743494
don't underestimate the power of your fingers and tongue as well; if you can skillfully switch between them you will have a very happy partner.
>>27742919
Obvious virgin detected. If you love facts and stats so much go look some up about the rate of clitoral vs vaginal orgasms.
If you know how to eat puss and find the g spot you're fine desu. Inb4 insecure self loathing dicklets say I bet that's what she tells you.
>>27743531
so? chad also has fingers and a toungue and your gf will know that
>>27742639
women can literally fit baby human beings out of their vagina but you think they can't handle an above average penis
that is fucking adorable
>>27743531
>women
>being happy
Call the ISS, they have to do a spacewalk mission to recover my sides. I hope it's covered by my insurance.
>>27743590
>so? That other guy has the exact same digits as you. You're fucked bro recede from society like us
>>27743590
there's no way a girl will know that people have fingers and tongues. that's male knowledge. did one of you fags tell a girl about people having fingers and tongues???
>>27743484
>Prank video
Kill yourself, senpai
>>27743605
Ah yes, that easy slip slidey "woah did I just have a baby?" relaxey time of childbirth. Where nothing like dilation happens at all. And they all get a huge sexual thrill out of it and imagine their baby is chads cock
O I am laffin
>>27743530
>cowgirl (the one where she faces you is what I mean always get them mixed up) but I'm too short for reverse cowgirl.
> but I'm too short for reverse cowgirl.
They are pretty much the same, you idiot.
>>27743605
>women can literally fit baby human beings out of their vagina
Yes, in a process that, before moden times, led to a high death rate. Even today women regularly have strong pain killers injected straight into their spinal cords in order to stand the immense pain. Wait...tell me more about how they enjoy giant cocks again.
>>27743648
Not if you're actually having sex instead of watching it online, and your dick bends towards you.
>>27743641
My wife had an orgasm when she gave birth to her son.
>>27743605
Yeah, and we all know how peasant child-birthing is. :^)
>>27743605
>women have no discomfort and get aroused during childbirth
Oh r9k. Never change.
>>27743606
you've clearly never left a women babbling incoherently after a night of fucking have you? when you actually do it right they just sort of lay there like a puddle until their brains reboot.
>>27743665
>my wife
>her son
wut
I'm kind of having a huge crush with this girl. I'm not shy or anything, the reason i never made a move towards her is this. I'll never compete ever, i'll always lose. My 4.5" clit is never gonna make me a man for her ever. She liked me too, but i think i'm never gonna do this shit, i'm just born inadequate when the 'market' is this monopolised.
>>27743605
last i checked the point of sex was to be pleasurable, and having a baby is one of the most excruciatingly painful things you can do, not to mention most women literally rip their vaginas while doing it.
using childbirth as a comparison for painfully large dicks being desirable is fucking retarded, senpai.
>>27743665
10/10, this is some very clever bait, i applaud you good sir.
>>27743665
Was it because his superior black rowdy rowdy buck stallion cock scraped her on the way out?
>>27743655
>Yes, in a process that, before moden times, led to a high death rate
>more than 7 billion people in the world (most of which coming from undeveloped regions)
holy shit you actually believe that meme don't you
feminism made that up in an attempt to score sympathy
more men have died providing for women than women have died giving birth FACT
>>27743605
>being this much of an angry virgin
>>27743697
please put in some effort
>>27743697
buddy I think you need to take a break from this board.
>>27743697
i misspoke. i should have said before modern medicine. You can check wedding registries and burial receipts all across Europe and you will find the highest cause of death for woman was childbirth. Of course its like they were all dying after popping out one kid, but that doesnt negate the simple fact that it is dangerous and women can die if not under proper medical care. simple stuff boss.
>>27743697
>>>r/redpill
:^)
>>27743718
gimme ur email fampai ;p
>>27743697
KEKEEK
How many women will get wet when they see a 4" dick? Zero.
A 6" dick? Zero
8"? Lots.
For every woman that doesn't want to have sex with big dicks there are 10 that do.
>>27743746
>caring about dicks this much
I think you have a problem Anon.
Fembots please show up. Please
>>27743641
>>27743668
>>27743671
>>27743684
childbirth is a glorified version of taking an abnormally large shit
sure it hurts like fuck, but it's hardly comparable to slowly burning to death after your tank combusts, or bleeding to death after being run through with a speer
good thing women will never have to worry about that thought, because those things predominantly happened to men
you know, the gender that actually fights to protect their loved ones
Isn't it obvious? These lies are told so that inferior men have hope. We need hope to keep participating in society. That's why it's so frowned upon when people outright say the truth about dicklets, manlets and godknowswhatlets.
Hope that we can make it despite being inferior in things we can change is what keeps us chasing the carrot on a stick.
>>27743785
Small dick bros should shoot more schools. Society and these lucky chads need to learn.
>>27743772
>trying to pretend you were just baiting by going full retard in subsequent posts
You don't fool me, r/redpill.
>>27743805
Actually what Chads think should happen is that the inferior people deal with being shat on and never achieveming as much just because of a shitty hand they got dealt.
What a cuck would one have to be to accept this? I wonder.
>>27743728
the highest death for women is going to be childbirth because other than that they don't do anything that would be considered dangerous
hunting, protecting your home, farming (working with animals and being exposed to the elements)
men were and still are much more susceptible to death than women
if 50% of women died giving birth to their first child there wouldn't be 7 billion people in the world
>>27742592
5" something here, can't complain.
If you fags really make sex be just about shoving your penis in a pussy / ass, then I feel sorry for you.
Sure, I wouldn't mind being bigger (I guess no guy alive can say otherwise), but I'll be fine.
>7" inch dick
>have made several girls tap out when i put their feet up on my shoulders for maximum penetration during missionary
>one grill took a picture to send to her friend
>still can't find gf
>have to fuck sluts from tinder
>>27743845
your wife will cheat on you with tyrone/chad
"baaaw my husband doesnt wash the dishes oh neato a BBC that will show him"
4.5x5.25 here but atleast my mom gave me her mentall illness and manlet height haha
ha
>>27743830
Giving them a shock and fear therapy, bringing tears to their pretty faces is an achievement. Look, i can achieve non sexual things in life but those things don't matter to me. Those things aren't things that makes me feel like a real man.
>>27742719
Wow, that's an incredibly ugly dick.
>>27743881
Your crush would cum on that no problem.
>>27743854
>>27743854
>still can't find gf
You don't need em, they're all just pussy and boobs, their admiration towards us and our dicks is all that matters.
>>27743892
>2016
>having a crush
Yet more proof that you retard cucks have not mentally progressed since middle school
>>27743857
Yeah, I noticed that trolls aren't really just completely random pony fucking neckbeards, they usually rant about shit that pisses them off in real life. Sometimes about shit that happened to them in real life.
>>27743907
Gee that's surprising. Considering we've been turned down by just about everyone and our social lives don't exist because of this. I wonder how did you manage to figure out such complicated thing.
>>27743929
but the thing is, you chose to wallow in it. we know its painful and awful and horrible, everyone looks back on those years are awkward and forgettable but yet for some reason you chose to wallow in the despair you felt during those years instead of shunning them. why anon? :c
>>27742592
>wanting a floppy dick that can't even get hard
whats with that, why is his dick not even hard? can he not get hard?
>>27743746
most women can't tell the difference between 6" and 8" bro
>>27743946
i think its saline injections to be honest
>>27743943
Normies think their young teenage years can even be compared to that of average robot. It can't.
Normies choose not to wallow, because normies pretty much nothing to wallow in.
>>27743951
they know that 6" is small and that 8" is big.
any girl that isnt a virgin knows that
4chan is full of 12 year olds that think dick size is a big deal because all they have to base anything off of is porn, their dumb 12 year old girl friends who haven't ever had sex, and media. If your dick is like 5"+ you're not gonna run into any problems if you're not a fat fuck (which I realize most 4chan users are. I mean if you're fat as fuck you probably do need a 7" dick for it to look normal) and you can actually use it.
Yes, there are size queens out there that talk about how they only love big dicks and blah blah blah but that's a minority of women. It's a fetish just like anything else. Don't have a 7" dick? Don't hit on the girl asking for big dicks only. Wow, you only have like the 80% of women left to fuck! It's way more common for them to care about if you're okaying with choking or smacking them around during sex.
You will get laid way more as a good looking guy with a 6" dick than you will as an ugly dude with an 8" dick guaranteed. How are people gonna let you fuck them if they won't even talk to you in the first place? You end up being a fucking weirdo that can only get laid by sending dick pics to worn out sluts on the internet.
>>27742919
why so mad?
oh....
you're a virgin aren't you
>>27743969
no, most girls can't tell the difference between the two unless they're actively comparing it. i've been mistook as 8' many times
Smaller men who lack in size must compensate with psychology. They must learn what turns women on in general and utilize this knowledge during sex.
Having a large cock is not the only way to please a woman, get into her head, arouse her without fucking her, eat her out, suck her tits, choke her, spank her and call her a slut like she is, something!
We were given small cocks because we obviously compensate somewhere, and where would that be but the brain?
Riddle me that Thundercocks
>>27742592
Source?
Original blox blox 789 fuck the robot
>>27744010
every big cocked chad does all of that and more.
unless you have a big dick just kill yourself. women will never be happy with you
![[AliQ] Wander Over Yonder S01E01 - The Greatest [1080p WEB_DL x264].mkv_snapshot_08.34_[2016.04.06_02.32.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9hJiwtZ.jpg "[AliQ] Wander Over Yonder S01E01 - The Greatest [1080p WEB_DL x264].mkv_snapshot_08.34_[2016.04.06_02.32.52].jpg")
>>27744010
>We were given small cocks because we obviously compensate somewhere, and where would that be but the brain?
>Riddle me that Thundercocks
>yfw Thundercock does all of this as well, making the difference between you back to "He has a bigger cock"
>>27743902
No senpai, I really want a gf. I'm 25 and have never had one. I always lie to grills that ask me if I've ever had one.
>>27744026
why aren't you dead yet anon?
>>27744026
and this is why women dont like you. its probably not because of looks but because of the constant defeatist attitude: "well everyone else can eat pussy too".. yeah and every else can have sex too. what's your point? if you can hide your shit attitude for maybe 5 minutes you could actually get laid.
>>27744046
>I had a quality relationship with a medical student qt for 3 years
>You never had one but fucked tons of chicks. Plus they show admiration towards you and proud of fucking you, feeling lucky of finding you when they put down your pants.
I'd still choose to be you any day.
>>27744060
Not him but what is so shitty about it? Is it not the truth?
>>27744096
its more the laziness behind it to be honest. "why even try since everyone else can do the same thing too." but yet i am sure that he expects to lay there and have a woman ecstatically bouncing around on his cock and putting on a whole show. its just lazy and gross and slimy and no wonder no one wants to sleep with him, he could at least put in some effort and try to make up for the fact that his cock isnt the biggest in the universe. if he could hide his shitty attitude and even just pretend that he was enthusiastic in trying to please his partner then things would be different. but he stuck in a meme world of extreme fetish porn thats warped his mind to the realities of real life sex with actual human beings who arenn't being paid to be there.
>>27744156
We try when we're optimist about the result.
>>27744156
Dude why even try when it's obvious that we're gonna fail anyway ? It's not taking risk, it's just being delusional.
>>27744156
Wait so not wanting to work hard for things because there are many people who can get the same things for much less work, that's being lazy? It makes perfect sense to me.
If you came into a store and were expected to pay 50$ extra for everything because of something arbitrary, you wouldn't let that shit fly either.
>>27742592
Wrong. Size does matter. However, it's not length but rather girth that matters to a woman. This means good luck for robots, since their cocks are probably as fat as the rest of their body is.
>>27743989
>Yes, there are size queens out there that talk about how they only love big dicks and blah blah blah but that's a minority of women. It's a fetish just like anything else.
The problem with a lot of size queens, it seems, are that they are very self-entitled and whine that their fetish is being repressed and so on.
But as you wrote; they are a minority. Nothing people should bother with, really.
>>27744169
i can understand that. but dude just imagine you're going down on this girl like she is the best thing you have ever tasted. just like enthusiastically eating her pussy. they love that shit, its hot. that's what i mean about like good attitude. dont forget, she doesnt know about your dick until the pants come off. so dont act all defeatist and mad about it all the time. if you act like you have a big dick then by the time the pants come off youre a sex tornado of tongues and fingers and what not, and she isnt going to care about size. quality not quantity, my friends.
>>27742592
How does not one other person notice his dick goes up to his shoulder?
It's all perspective tricks. Especially when it comes to pics and videos like that...but chicks still fall for them anyway.
>>27744060
women dont like me because they consider me genetically inferior
>>27742651
Dicklet detected. 6'1 with frozen hams for hands and my cock looks pretty much the same
>>27744279
how so? if you dont mind my asking
>>27744290
because i dont have a big dick.
everyone that isnt chad is garbage to women
>>27744236
>she isnt going to care about size
How do you know that?
>>27744299
>Being this retarded
There are plenty of downright ugly mufuckas getting laid out there. The reason you aren't is because you are a weak bitch with a weak bitch mindset that people can smell from miles away
>>27744326
he doesnt. he is just reassuring himself.
but in reality he has no power. if a girl wants a big dick she can get it
>>27744236
>and she isnt going to care about size
Fuck off Roastie Internet Defense Force, I'm not falling for your shit again
>>27744341
You're calling the mindset weak, but is it not based on the truth? Also this >>27744192
If good looking Chads with big dicks don't have to try hard, then neither do I.
>>27744341
getting laid with women they dont want and the women dont want them either
>>27744192
thats not quite apples to oranges there, friendo. look lets be real, yes you will have to work to over come having a smaller cock. thats what i mean about effort and good attitude (i.e. not like begrudgingly doing it). you have to learn to eat pussy well, and fingering, etc. and you alternate at the right time, like say oral until she is about to cum them maybe tease her with your dick for a bit then finger her until shes close and then get in there with your dick and work it like a champ, etc. Yes nature sucks and doesnt play fair, but you can still fuck just as well using a different set of rules.
>>27744406
>Eating pussy
Literally the most beta thing you can do.
>>27744326
because if you fuck her right, she basically wont be speaking in complete sentences. you can still basically scrabble a girls brain with orgasm just as much with oral and stuff as you can with just big dick penetration. once shes drooling on your pillow she isnt going to care about what dick is bigger than what.
>>27744406
>yes you will have to work to over come having a smaller cock
Why? I didn't choose to have small cock.
>Yes nature sucks and doesnt play fair
And playing a game that is rigged against me is something I should do? Fuck that, only a cuck would do that.
>>27744406
>Has to eat a girl out to get her off
>Says this like its a good thing
I may be a dicklet but jesus christ at least I'm not this fucking beta holy shit
>>27744236
>youre a sex tornado of tongues and fingers
This is so fucking cringy. Even lesbians use dildos or some shit.
>>27744364
>If good looking Chads with big dicks don't have to try hard, then neither do I.
but thats the problemhere. you feel entitled to the same thing but youre not equal. if you put in like 2% effort to make up for that and instead acted like you didnt care about your dick size for a few hours then maybe women's vaginas wouldnt dry up as much
>>27744497
I know I'm not equal. But I didn't choose to not be equal. And many things that could make me equal I can't even change. So once again, why should I? And why is that a problem?
>>27744448
>>27744447
>>27744444
>>27744424
this is why you're all virgins. you're lazy and entitled. you expect her to put forth all the efforth and everything should just be handed to you on a silver platter. literally pathetic.
>>27742821
>Nothing says good genes like a massive dick
You are fucking retard.
![g1NhNQXF_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DMBOmXc.jpg "g1NhNQXF_400x400[1].jpg")
ITT actual autistic people who think that women will chose pic related with huge cock over a normal looking dude with average dick. Mind blown.
>>27744522
Once again. We did not choose to have small dicks. We shouldn't be expected to compensate for things out of our control. Expecting us to do that would be entitled.
>>27744522
You're trying to hard and you are probably underage. Just stop.
>>27744514
>So once again, why should I?
since all you guys all want what Chad has you are going to have to do "something" to close the gap between you two. that "something" is called: "actually trying to please a woman" i know, it's crazy right? But if you want what Chad has then you are going to have to play on Chad's level. It's that simple. Can't undo millions of years of evolution folks.
>>27744547
More like people realise that given two guys that are otherwise equal, having a large dick is an overwhelming advantage
>>27743009
this, been with a couple of girls i couldn't fuck hard because of cervix bashing. Which is shitty because i really only get off to fucking hard (iron grip/porn addict)
>>27744564
Other than the things I can change, there are many things I can not. And these make the biggest difference between me and Chad. I didn't choose these things and I can't even change them. So once again, why should I be expected to compensate for something I had no control over?
>7.5-8 length
>5.8-6 girth
Ideal sizes desu senpai, anything bigger and MOST girls will find it uncomfortable (will still be attractive to look at for them though). Anything smaller, while being comfortable with more women will be less impressive (and less pleasurable for some)
>>27744553
I'm literally a Chad from tumblr. I am literally telling you straight up what I do and how it works for me. You can find every excuse you want, but truth is you are all just lazy and entitled who dont care about anyone else but themselves. Make sure to keep blaming everyone else though, god forbid you ever take personal responsibility for your lives...
>>27744547
They honestly would though if they had the opportunity
>>27744438
I hope you're right anon. I really do
>>27744601
Lol, tell me. Are you tall? Good looking? Big dicked? Yeah I'm pretty sure you took responsibility to get these things. Fucking retard.
>>27744576
>two guys that are otherwise equal
you say this like this exists... lol. is the girl gonna choose between you or your 9" dick twin brother? get real. dick is low on the list unless it's a one night thing
>>27744364
In a store the price is the same for everyone but real life doesn't have the same concept of "fairness" built in. It's like saying I should be a first round NBA draft pick despite the fact that I'm not a 6'9 super athlete.
You aren't a tall huge cocked guy with a model face so yeah you're going to have to work harder than the people that are you fucking idiot.
>>27744616
took responsibility to get over a debilitating speech impediment, have 20 degree scoliosis and an male pattern baldness. im not some sculptured adonis. just give it a shot. try to hide the bitterness and shit for like a few hours at a time when you're around your target girl. and stop being your own worst enemy.
>>27744639
>but real life doesn't have the same concept of "fairness" built in
And I should accept this why?
Or let's even say I want to accept this. How could I? How could I live a life knowing so much more could have been if I was born few inches taller and my face was slightly different. How could I accept being treated unfairly for things out of my control without being angry? Only if I had no backbone at all.
>>27744639
we all know its fucked up and stupid, but sitting around bitching about it isnt going to change anything either to be honest. its literally the most unfair system we know of, but if we want to get our dicks wet then we have to play the game (more or less)
>>27744653
You fucking retard. You just mentioned other things. And conveniently things you can change. You didn't become a Chad because you "took responsibility". Good starting position made you a Chad.
>>27744601
REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEE
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT NOOOOOOOOOOW
>>27744670
but why would you mentally stunt yourself like that? there's literally an entire universe out there and all you can think about is "why wasnt i born with .25" of height" no amount of angst or rage or anger will change what is in place. you need to understand that. of course its unfair as shit. but nothing anyone will ever do is going to change it. so why are you sitting there beating yourself up over it?
>>27744684
avoidant personality disorder and bipolar arent typically chad traits, but keep trying to make excuses for yourself. why are you so afraid of working a little? are you really that incredibly lazy?
>>27744706
It's not a choice I can make. When I go outside, I experience humiliation. Every day I live I see people who get more than me because they got lucky.
Not beating myself up over it is just a convenient way to call ignoring reality.
>>27744726
You still didn't say if you are tall and have a big dick. That's all that matters. Halo effect(looks) are more important than anything else.
>>27744670
It doesn't matter if you accept it don't you get that? All that matters is that's how it works and if you don't want to be a part of it then suicide is always a viable option.
>>27743892
>Your crush would cum on that no problem.
I'm just objectively saying it's an ugly dick. As a faggot I'm qualified judge of dicks.
>>27744742
Yes I'm tall, but awkward looking, too lanky, its not a strong Chad type of tall. and also balding and no money. I know this might sound kind of weird but if you fuck a woman like you actually care about getting her off instead of just jackhammering away then shes actually going to fuck you better. crazy right?
>>27744769
Well I can't accept it. I can't ignore reality to be happy. So I guess it comes down to the second part of your sentence.
>>27744797
So exactly what I said?
Chads always win.
CHAD OR DEAD.
>>27744811
your world view is so black and white. so many subtle colors out there to see anon, its a shame to only see the world in black and white. but oh well, we cant change who we are can we?
>>27743009
>tfw slightly sub 6 inch dick
4chan used to make me feel shit about it but some time ago I realized how much of a privilige it is to be able to go full berserk on most pussies. And I still bottom out on some chicks! With a penis that some here would probably consider small.
Even if you don't have a big dick AT LEAST you have big balls, right?
>>27743320
>Men are much more obsessed about penis size than women
Any psychoanalysis of this? I've always assumed that seeing other guys hard makes you horny as part of an antiquated "gang rape reflex". I'd love to hear other theories though.
>>27744831
Funny that only Chads say this.
>>27744834
It's safe to say a considerable portion of users here would kill for a dick your size, but maybe that's me
>>27744801
>>27744801
Well I'm glad you can at least see reason instead of just going down the usual path of: "REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIEEEEESSS REEEEEEEEE GOVERNMENT ISSUED GFS FOR ALL!!!!!!"
Although personally I think killing yourself just because you didn't get shit into this universe as a 6'6 9" thundercocked model is a bitch move. Even the most seemingly lucky of us still have people who are "better" but that doesn't mean we'll kill ourselves because of it.
Kill yourself if you want to but honestly your problems seem like they could be solved by just being less of an insecure whiny faggot
>>27744874
Honestly being 8"-9" isn't all that great. Rarely do I ever get to go full on balls deep in girls
>>27744895
>Even the most seemingly lucky of us still have people who are "better" but that doesn't mean we'll kill ourselves because of it.
Big difference when this is a vast majority of people.
>Kill yourself if you want to but honestly your problems seem like they could be solved by just being less of an insecure whiny faggot
See I think it's the opposite. I think someone who acceps unfairness, who accepts being shat on, that would be a bitch faggot. It's someone who lets people walk over him so he has a chance at living life. How could I live with myself knowing this? I can't do that.
>>27744874
And those guys I would tell that the hardest I have ever made a woman cum is with my hands. That stupid spiderman-hand thing they sometime do in porn? It fucking works.
Don't worry about dicks that much. Some girls care a lot about dick size, yes, but others don't at all.
>>27744582
>which is shitty
Dude i would be okay for not getting off in a sex, as long as the girl sees me as superior and like "wow you're so huge". That feels a lot better than orgasm.
>barely 5" if I haven't fapped for days and have insane arousal level
It's never felt "passable" to me even before I started browsing 4chan in general, it's literally kept me from trying to date for a decade+
>>27742919
>biological and evolutionary facts you will still spew dumb shit like
can I get a link to these biological and evolutionary facts
>>27743697
i would prefer having a small dick to being this fucking retarded
>>27744913
I wouldn't know anon
>>27744946
I see your point, but just having a big dong really does wonders for one's confidence (well, that is not always the case but still)
Imagine dating a girl. You are in love with her. She loves you.
But every time you two have sex she is thinking of chad and his chad dick. That's just reality. We are worthless garbage.
>>27744923
Not at all. Killing yourself because " Waaaaahhhh life is so unfair is a pussy excuse".
If you weren't a bitch you'd try tour best to make the most with what you have and not give a fuck about something as stupid as r9k manlet/dicklet memes.
There are loads of short/ugly/small dicked guys that get laid pretty often so youve got no excuse unless you look like a fucking burn victim or some shit
>>27744846
I don't like the feeling of having my balls sucked desu
>>27745154
R u sum kinda queer awah?
