>be me
>working at Wal-Mart
>It's christmas, so every aisle is packed to all hell
>hear noise in back of line
>some scrawny smug punk-ass kid is bragging in front other people about his new iPhone, and other shit (presents)
>they come up
>mom starts unpacking stuff, while the kid stares at me
>the kid stares at me with this really scummy shit-eating grin
>mother pulls out the movie "Ted"
>JusticeCommence.exe
>asks his mom who's that for
> "Oh, this is for my son, he's been wanting to watch it because he likes the show family guy"
>told her that this movie is not for kids his age, as it contains sex, drugs, severe profanity
>the mother looks suprised, kids face is slowly draining in color
>whip out a copy of "How the grinch stole christmas"
>says it's family friendly and a classic, make some bullshit excuse of how I grew up as a good child because of this movie
>mother is convinced, swaps movies
>kid is getting butthurt and is whining
>kid quietly says "fuck you" in my face
>mother catches this, bans him from his Xbox
>kids face is absolutely red with butthurt at this point
>they start to pack up and leave
>i whistle "you're a mean one mr grinch"
>mfw
Absolutely based.
>Working in a warehouse
>some woman decided to take a box cutter to the bathroom
>scraped some stuff off the wall, was apparently trying to get to the insulation of the building
>comes back with the stuff in her pocket
>proceeds to put said wall scrapings in bags throughout the warehouse
>because those walls are never properly certified, people start getting itchy
>like really itchy
>itchy enough to claim it's an outbreak, people start getting sent home, isolated, or put somewhere else
>station gets sanitize , people showing up in hazmat suits, spraying bleach everywhere
>mfw she alone could have caused an asbestos outbreak
>if she was successful she could have literally been mailing asbestos across the entire USA
>could have contaminated countless places in the process
>the warehouse would have been shut down
>mass paranoia as people refuse to buy online items ever again
>the market for stuff like amazon and aliexpress could have plummeted
Truly devilish.
Bump, this place is full of shitposting, racebaiting or other nonsense.
Post your greentext, faggots.
I got fired/quit my job today.
I made a greentext about it earlier
I had a qt azn girl on my lap cause i'm mall santa. Black nigger mom scares her away and puts her monkey child on my lap. I push him off and he gets a bloody nose. She screams hpw she will sue the place. I say fuck you nigger and leave
>>25186565
>mall santa
>calling kids niggers
hmmmmmm you're an ass
>>25186493
over dramatised and probably not even true
>>25186565
>that black kid is too socially inept to learn how to catch himself while falling
Hilarious.
>>25186565
I too love dressing up, it's like you enter into a new world as someone else
>>25186597
It certainly is true.
Don't know how else to confirm it.
Unfortunately, they don't exactly want word about what happened getting out, so there are no stories or articles I can point you out to.
>>25186255
>whip out a copy of "How the grinch stole christmas"
>says it's family friendly and a classic, make some bullshit excuse of how I grew up as a good child because of this movie
>mother is convinced, swaps movies
Are you implying that the mother had seriously never heard of the How the Grinch Stole Christmas before?
>>25186675
She's heard of it, she didn't know Ted though, she thought this was a good alternative.
okay i got a story for you dicks
>be me
>14 years old
>deciding to go ahead and beat my meat because i was a horny little teenager
>unzip my jeans
>starts doing my dirty work
>while i'm doing it, my dog walks in
>i ignore him
>he goes under my desk
>gets confused
>feels him lick my ballsack
>MY
>FUCKING
>BALLSACK
>mfw (pic related)
>>25186720
you could say he kissed the mistletoe
>>25186720
lol same guy here again i forgot to mention it was on christmas
>>25186594
I didn't call him a nigger I called his mom a nigger
>>25186720
worst post of the year every year
>>25186662
i like totally did the most awesome hilarious thing too but like the police want to keep it under wraps so there's a media blackout and my phone broke so i don't have any pictures
>go to steak n shake for a christmas shake
>line of cars in drive through and steak n shake is full of normies inside
>give up after 4 mins of the line not moving
>go to Wendy's for a frosty
>only order said frosty
>thank the woman after she hands it to me and say merry christmas
>loudly spouts that she's jewish
>shot down all the holiday cheer I could muster
>ask for a cup of water also since they cannot decline this
>go to reach for it and smack it towards her with the back of my hand
>gets all on her shirt, pants, etc
>oh fuck I'm sorry happy uh holocaust by the way
>slowly drive out
>>25186899
Okay, faggot.
Whether you like it or not, it happened.
Just because you're probably some asshurt NEET that has no work experience, doesn't mean jack shit.
Contribute to the thread or fuck off.
>at my high paying job as a gigolo for models
>it's christmas so i'm dressed like a sexy santa
>some nigger kid comes in and starts flinging his aids-infected feces around and screaming
>i punch him in the face
>knock him out cold because he's only 9 but hurting black children in public makes me awesome
>girls applaud and begin fellating me and showering me with cash
>i took a video but my dog accidentally deleted it
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU NEET LOSERS SAY IT REALLY HAPPENED
>like 8
>get something from "santa" that wasn't what i wanted
>mom santa got me the wrong thing
>oh i'll just take it back to wal-ma...
thanks mom
>>25186956
>happy holocaust
I love you anon
>>25186255
screencapped, kek'd
>>25187045
>hide post.
Damn, that took almost as much effort as that story you made up.
Do try a little harder next time, anon.
>>25186493
Insulation isnt that itchy ive done pipe insulating with 4' x 3' rolls and it gets everywhere you just take a cold shower after to get it off your skin. If you take a warm shower your pores open up and you'll be itchy for a while
>>25187138
>claims to be ignoring me
>responds
>lol
>>25186956
LOL. fuckin nice
>born with a terrible facial disfigurementdon't ask what it is because I won't tell you, you'd probably be able to Google my identity if I told you. It's that bad.
>never fit in because of how horrible my face looks
>kids at school make fun of me
>get picked last in gym all the time
>no girlfriend ever
>no friends ever
>other students don't even use my name when they speak to me, it's always "hey (genetic disorder), what's up?" or "hey, (disfigurement), got a prom date yet?"
>can't even get a job and I KNOW it's because of my disfigurement
>I applied to work at the goddamn post office and they turned me down because they didn't like how I looked
>everyone at my campus is looking forward to a big annual party, sort of like prom but not really
>I tried to RSVP but they wouldn't let me.
>person in charge of the party literally said I couldn't go because of my face-- LITERAL discrimination
>party gets canceled because some stupid reason
>suddenly everyone who treated me like shit is hounding me to help them out
>so they put me in charge of the party and had me running around all over the fucking place telling people what to do and where to go
>I pull an all nighter to get things running smoothly
>now everyone is saying I'm so cool and great
>a guy who just last week told me to kill myself now thinks we're best friends
>I saved their stupid goddamn party and they want me to do it again next year and I think I willRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the ultimate beta provider.
>>25186662
Is asbestos really that horrible? I'd think it's the least of our worries in the shit I get from aliexpress. Everything they sale has lead in it, except for the lead.
>>25186565
do you jerk off later thinking of the kids sitting on your lap you fucking pervert?
>>25186720
Going along with Christmas beating
>My family always went on Christmas vacations
>be me, 14
>on cruise ship
>somehow bored, so decide to fap
>wanted to use lube (usually used butter)
>no lube
>use shampoo instead
>fap.jpg
>suddenly, grandparents walk in cabin
>have to pull up pants and exit restroom before they notice
> later, soap dries on my dick
>itches and is painful
>on the way home
>scratch my balls on the down low
>white dick dandruff everywhere
>get home
>take long bath and soak
>manage to get boner
>one swipe down dick
>wads of skin peel off
>got out and dried off
>played destroy all humans
>pic related
>>25187359
Maybe.... maybe. Not...
You never know
>>25187263
didn't see it come nice words anon :)
sorry for English I'm not England
>>25187263
Gg no reyou were very original
>>25187701
Kek sausage
Bump
Moar stories
>rawrs internally
>>25186255
describes Gen z = call of duty, chubby bastards hell and this comes from someone being born in 1994
