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I just got back from a mandatory Christmas party. >Come in
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I just got back from a mandatory Christmas party.

>Come in around 5, 2 hours early.
>They are already set up
>Start drinking and eating all the wine and sausages.
>So much sausage
>Party starts and there is no sausage.
>Everyone is pissed off and my boss sends me with his money to go get more.
>Go to the store and buy the same brand
>Driving back I eat them all again.
>I only have 5 dollars
>I go to deli inside of a ghetto corner store and ask for a platter of sausages
>He can't give me anything for 5 dollars
>I start crying saying I need some
>He says alright kid and goes in the back and brings out some.
>Drive back and place them on the table.
>Everyone is eating them an hour later saying they are so good
>Boss comes up to me and says I did a good job
>feelsgood.jpeg
>Stacy runs to the bathroom
>Over the next 10 minutes everyone is getting visibly sick
>Everyone at the party starts throwing up and the bathroom is occupied
>vomit everywhere
>Everyone leaves and boss calls me a piece of shit
>I didn't get a bonus and I had to stay an hour later cleaning up the puke.

Fml
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Serves you right, you sausage eating fat fuck
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Next time dont eat two platters of sasuage you obese fuck
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Whooooo else but Pepe(tm)? xD
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>>25187701
those people might die from e-coli. you possibly just slaughtered a company full of normies.
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>>25187701
robots arent that smart
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>>25187701
>new job, told that holiday party is basically mandatory
>don't show up
>literally no one brings it up ever again


Hell yeah.
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>>25187701
God you disgust me. What an utter lack of self control
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>Mandatory Christmas party

Is this a new meme?
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>>25187701
Did your retard wrangler take the day off or something?
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>>25188690
How many times I have to explain I don't have wranglers
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