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http://www.collegetimes.com/college-life/trust-im-doctor-6-things-not-lie-tinder-116405
"There's nothing worse than meeting up with this guy you met on Tinder and it turns out he's one of the Seven Dwarfs. Totes awkie momo my friend. State your height from the offset and find a friend that doesn't reach your nipples. #ShortBoyDoCare"
TeeHee, manlets well and truely blown the fuck out yet again :^)
'Height inflation' has made it a shit show looking someone's stats. Elliot Rodger said he was 5'10'' for fucks sake. More like 5'6'' if that. I'm legit 5'11'' (71'' wingspan) and I've met a lot of people who are shorter than me claim '6 ft'
>Hookup culture is mainstream
Fuck life desu
>>27741710
well. this is exactly why i do the following.
I'm legit 6'2" barefoot, 6'3" in runners. If I see someone who i know for a fact is less than 6', lets say 5'10", and he claims to be 6' I say "I'm 6'" when I get asked next. And then he starts getting shifty saying you must be like 6'4" and I stick saying no man i'm 6' I measured last week.
Then he looks like a lying little 5'8" fagit who the girls then proceed to ignore for the rest of the night
I'm a manlet and I don't care about bitches that "only want to date tall guys".
If she "hides it", then there's no reason to be mad. I also won't date a black chick, nor any women who's not asian (at least asian looking) fot that matter, nor chubby girls. But I don't go saying "eeeew, you're kinda chubby, aintcha? You're not asian either. 10/10 wouldn't date you" to every chick, even the ones who aren't hitting on me.
As for the one OP quotes, chances are she fucks more chads in a month than I eat apples in a year. I also bet she'll be a single mom before Tokyo Olympics.
>be 6'4
>have trouble fitting through doors and into some cars
>most tables are too small
>most chairs don't go low enough
>can't be a pilot
>can't drive a tank
>will probably be a frontline grunt in WW3
And in the end women don't even seem to be interested in me.
>>27741762
great input chad
>>27741762
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, REEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEE!FUCK YOU NORMIE!
Im 5'7 and I honestly dont care. Tall roasties are the most depraved and entitled of all. I'm glad that Im invisible to the majority of them so that I can find a circa 5'5 qt who isnt obsessed with height like the 4'11 roasties seeking lanklet chads.
fuck this fucking manlet shit
4chan shitting on us manlets has honestly destroyed my self image, but I guess I would have been oblivious to it otherwise.
Yeah haha 5'7 poor manlet and all those fucking jokes
But try being a 5'4 actual manlet like me. Id kill to be 5'7, which is just the "shorter side of a normal male height"
Women have never shown an interest in me and I can understand why. What women gets butterlfies in her stomache when she sees a man the size of a 12 year old boy? Fucking no one.
And literally the only response people have to console subhuman manlets like me is to just laugh at us.
Sometimes I try to think that I like petite small girls anyway but even then they are interested in men taller than me.
If you're 5'7 or taller you're not a manlet seriously please fuck off.
And I cant even try tindr or other online shit. Online is probably the worst place for manlets to try and find women. The fear of meeting up with someone just for them to learn how pathetically small I am is crippling. Ive had people tell me im actaully kind of attractive "but its too bad you're so short" then stop messaging me.
You people dont fucking know this pain.
And it extends to more than just women. People dont respect me or treat me like an adult.
Just please fuck off
>>27742611
Nigger it's just a meme. If you're that short then the best you can do is just accept it and try to find women smaller than you.
Obviously I wont lie to you and say that your height doesnt matter because women are superficial cunts by biological necessity. That doesnt mean you cant find women your height who will appreciate you if you open up to them.
The worst thing you can do is act like a self defeatist and publically shame yourself (Haha im so short).
>>27742611
Seriously, dropping the memery and stuff for a second, this manlet stuff has destroyed what little confidence I had before discovering it.
You try imagining being 5'5 and having been constantly picked on ever since the other boys in your class started getting their first growth spurts while you barely grew at all. I still remember people calling me a gnome and shit in elementary school. In middle school a big girl who was a softball player picked me up like a fucking child. I cried so hard that night. I don't care what anyone says, being a short man is a nightmare. Any man under 5'9 who says they "don't care" is a fucking liar.
>>27742611
start lifting fuckboy. you're super short so you'll be jacked in no time.
i have a friend who is 5'3'' and shy but he is jacked and women sometimes show interest in him without him even initiating anything
5'7" here. I don't even care anymore desu
I have accepted that I just lost the genetic dice roll and as a result, I am subjected to a life of loneliness and degradation. No Woman my age will ever see me a potential mate. The whole point of being a male and the biological reason females are attracted to males is masculinity and when youre a tiny man there is no masculinity no matter how much you fake confidence or ripped you get.
The worst part honestly is that lots of people will say that it doesn't matter. Roasties will claim that they dont care about height and that its all about confidence, 6ft tall guys will just tell you to go to the gym, and then you have the delusional manlets who think that just because girls dont point and laugh at them in public that height is irrelevant.
It absolutely does matter but no one recognizes it as the huge disadvantage that it really is. For starters being a manlet absolutely destroys your confidence and self-esteem. And having those two things shot lead to so many other problems which lead to more problems.
Here's what you manlets need to do
It's a simple fix
>>27742762
Actually that just presses down your shoulders. You dont gain height
>>27740496
Come to Europe, qt blondes lusting so hard about 1,50m borderline retarded and incest faced (crooked teeth, squint eyes, unibrow) African sandniggers you can barely tell who rapes whom.
>>27742715
I do want to get /fit/ for my own sake not just for roasties
But being a manlet you dont win there even. Everything you do thats masculine is dismissed as you "compensating"
>be 6"1
>be ripped
>grils come on to me like nothing
>be too autistic to talk to them coherently
this is worse than anything else imaginable. its like im constantly being taunted by something i know ill never have
>tfw skinny manlet
>ywn be taken seriously
>tfw many 13-years-olds could beat you up
>>27742957
or you could just practice talking you fucking retard, it's a skill like any other and it can be worked on even if you're literally autistic.
>tfw no fellow manlet anon to cuddle with
I'm 6ft. Should I say this in my tinder profile? Will I get more matches if I do?
>>27743030
how do i go about this?
>>27743080
I think he told you to b* yourself.
>>27742698
>In middle school a big girl who was a softball player picked me up like a fucking child
t-that's pretty hot
>>27743007
H-how tall are you anonn.
>>27743080
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+become+better+at+talking
read about it then talk to as many people and apply what you learned
>>27743117
>implying you could recreate the normie experience without having lived a live where you are appreciated and validated since preschool, let alone with a google search
Don't make me kek.
>>27743117
>just beeee yourself!!
ebin
>>27743113
5'8 and 125 lbs
commental origin
>>27742611
Oh hey I'm 5'4" too.
>>27742715
If you have narrow shoulders it doesn't change a damn thing. Even if you juice like a bastard, if you're short + narrow shoulders + wristlet the average 15 year old girl has a bigger and taller body than yours.
I want to bring some hope to manlets.
Some of you may know me already.
I am 5'6 gf is 6'1
My past 3 gf were taller then me.
Also AMA
pic related
>barely 5'11 on a good day
>say I'm 6'
>>27743249
Also for faggots out there.
5'6 is not that short as you think... there is no huge difference.
If you are 5'6 5'7 you can easly find 5'9 5'10 gf.
So stop whining you faggots
>>27743249
Did you ever clean her bull's cum out of her pussy after he used her?
How many cuck sessions did you have in total?
>>27743288
0
sorry for not having input on your cuck fantasies
>>27743297
So she just did it behind your back then.
>>27743306
I have good site for you ---->
www.blacked.com
>5'7
>just crossdress and be a trap instead
>>27743164
>why does no-one want to be around a bitter, depressing cunt like me?????
>>27743335
It's not like we don't know why people hate what we have become, it's fucking normies claiming being bitter and depressed is a choice that makes us mad.
>>27743335
>huehue I can't identify cause and effect
It rains because the ground is moist! I'm hungry because I eat!
>>27743147
>>27743164
i'm not saying you can become a perfect normie but you can easily become a better conversationalist. but you are probably too retarded even for that as it seems.
>>27743392
More like "lol, you wouldn't need to eat all the time if you weren't hungry. Looser."
>be 6'2
>tell people I'm 5'10
>>27740496
I find it more funny that they assume that any guy that's even in the dating market has at worst a part time job. NEETs literally don't exist to them.
>>27742611
>5'4
>size of a 12 year old boy
mfw I was 5'9 at that age. Now I'm 6'1, so I didn't grow that much.
How do you even cope with being small? Have you though of ending it all?
>>27742611
Do what every other Chad manlet does and overcompensate by lifting weights and being a bully.
>>27743070
It's better to have a picture with other people where they can tell that you're not a manlet by comparison.
>tfw 5'9.5
Only got called short once in my life by a kid who was like 6'10 lel. Manlet is a meme..... to an extent, You shouldnt encounter any problems being 5'8+ but yeh 5'7 isnt too bad but not good and under 5'7 is sweaty terrority.
>>27740496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-sCjNbLMA
Dude in video related is 5'10" and he is fishing girls on a daily basiis
>>27743995
Because they don't know how short he is
>>27743249
I'm 5'7, fiance is 5'8. Her dad is my size but her brother is huge so I'm hoping them genes go to our kids.
>>27743249
FtM trannies need not apply.
>>27740496
I swear to got I know its a meme and all but this shit is starting to make me feel like a dwarf at 5'9.
fuck your maymays
>>27742302
Haha stupid lanklet
>>27741710
>5'11'' (71'' wingspan)
tfw 5'10" (75" wingspan)
Any other gorillalets here?
>>27743249
And here is this fucking nigger who comes bragging into every manlet thread.
let's be real, and meme-free for a second here
what is the ACTUAL cutoff for no-hope territory? where women will openly laugh at you and people will disrespect you?
i live in the US and i would say any male at or shorter than 5'4" because that's the average female height around here
>>27744216
When you're shorter than your average or median girl then that's the cutoff. If you're taller, even a little bit there's still hope. The shorter you are though the harder you have to work.
>5'5
> strong because I lift
>tiny bear mode
>terrible hair cut
>terrible pube like neckbeard
>tfw don't even give a hoot
Life is ok
>>27744163
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS COMMENT ISN'T ORIGINAL
HE'S GOING TO FUCK YOUR FACE
>>27744216
From personal experience and stories/charts from other anons, heres a rough guide.
>less than 5'3 - you better be an amputee
>5'3 - might as well kill yourself
>5'4 - might as well kill yourself
>5'5 - might as well kill yourself
>5'6 - if you lift and have a nice face you might get a midget girl
>5'7 - same as above
>5'8 - wear thick shoes and you may attract extremely short girls
>5'9 - if you lift and are pretty enough you can be considered normal for any girl that is shorter than 5'5
>5'10 - king of manlets
>5'11 - optimal height for male
>6'0 - optimal height for male
>6'1 - optimal height for male
>6'2 - optimal height for male
>6'3 - cant wear anything but plimsoles
>6'4 - lift and have a pretty face and girls will look past your monstrous height
>6'5+ - freak of nature
I am 5'2, yet I can get girls easily if I desired it. Last year 3 girls confessed to me.
It's all about facial aesthetics f a m.
>>27741762
A bitch nigga doing bitch nigga things....R9k in a nutshell
Pic very related
>>27744413
>year
>3
the fact that you think that number is good shows how important height is
>>27744426
3 girls confessed their love to me, girls who I never even showed an interest in whatsoever. One of them I never even knew.
I think that's pretty good.
>tfw 6'
>tfw saw 3 girls that were taller than me about 2 days ago
The fuck are they feeding those cuntsI mean it wouldn't have mattered if they were cute but they weren't
Any 5'6 guys here? Would you date a 5'5 to 5'6 girl if she was pretty and skinny and so on...
I may be slightly weird with a few autistic ticks, but fuck it I'm good looking and 189cm tall.
>>27744394
Not sure if i agree with the rest, but 5'11" - 6'2" really is the perfect height for males.
Im from /fit/ and you get the best asthetics and the best proportions in that range,
>>27744507
>when women refuse to date manlets of a nonspecific height
>>27744507
I'm taller than that
be my gf
>>27744507
A girl can be 5'3" and guys would still fuck her if she has a nice body and face
>>27744555
>tfw 5'11 ectomorph
>Mom 5'0
>Dad is 6'2
>i am 5'7
WHY DAD WHY. Why did you have to curse me with suck bad genetics by marrying a fucking garden gnome. i could have been massive if you didnt marry a child.
>>27744587
That's not how height works
daily reminder
oc fampai
>>27744394
5'6 here
ill take a midget girl
ty for hope
>>27744507
kek what man would realistically be picky about a woman's height?
>>27744621
Do genetics not effect height? Everyone on my dad's side is tall as fuck. Me and my brother are short.
>>27744584
more like ectomeme
eat nigger eator use a weightgainer like I do :^)
>>27744648
Genetics don't work the way you're posting
Either you'd be tall or you'd be as short as your mother
Your "height" was just from someone in your family not either in the past
Also diet can affect it
>>27744657
I use whey after I train, is that not enough?
>>27744669
Probably my moms dad. He is the same height. Still works though. if he married a tall girl i'd have a better chance at being tall.
>>27744721
Unless she'd had a relatively consistent family history of short family members in the past. Then the possibility of those traits emerging in you would still be there
>>27744163
5'10" at max with 73 inch wingspan. I dont have long arms at all, theyre average at best. I have a wide and deep chest and wide shoulders though so its probably that.
>astronauts usually grow by 2 - 3 inches in space due to lower spinal compression
At least I could be a normie on the ISS.
i'm 6'4 and i dont think i have ever had a woman say anything nice to me
fuck
>>27744394
Realistic version of your ironic meme chart:
>less than 5'3 - tragic, maybe some girl with a fetish will want you
>5'3 - your only hope is looks, money and/or great personality to compensate and maybe a few girls will look past your height
>5'4 - many girls are shorter than you, it's not so bad, if you compensate with looks/money/personality you could live a normal life
>5'5 - average height for a girl, most girls will be put off, but a lot wont care
>5'6 - still noticeably short, a lot of girls will be put off, but a lot wont care
>5'7 - you're short but you're taller than most girls, you don't have much to worry about
>5'8 - normal height for a guy, a little on the short side, but your height won't ever be a problem
>5'9 - normal, you've got nothing to worry about
>5'10 - normal, you've got nothing to worry about
>5'11 - optimal height for male
>6'0 - optimal height for male
>6'1 - optimal height for male
>6'2 - optimal height for male
>6'3 - girls love tall guys, you're good
>6'4 - same as above, just go to a club and all the pussy is yours
>6'5+ - too tall, but can still get girls easily, so you're good in that department
>>27745058
You are being a bit too generous here.
>>27745095
It's realistic because even 5'3'' guys breed, so it's not a death sentence to be a manlet.
>>27745095
I agree. Truthfully if you're under 5'7'' you're fucked. You need some very good looks, top tier body and a good personality to be able to pull anything off below 5'7". And if you're under 5'6", i wouldnt try. Even good looks and personality wont do much for you here.
You could even bump the numbers above up my an inch in many cases.
If you're 5'9" or above you're set. 5'8" is definitely doable, but you have a clear disadvantage.
>>27745167
>You could even bump the numbers above up my an inch in many cases.
not ""my", ment to say "by"
>manlet
>dicklet
>balding
probably would've been better if I was born in a 3rd world country, I'm just genetic trash.
>>27745058
Iron man guy isn't even 5'9 though, he's legit 5'7, the pirate guy is 5'9 though.
>>27745167
What bubble do you live in? Putting memes aside most men below 5'7 still manage to be sexually successful generally speaking. Being short makes things harder/puts you at a disadvantage but it's not the end of the fucking world.
>>27743212
Shouldn't you be off the Internet?
>>27745222
Yeah, celeb heights is the only height listing i trust, i just posted that image as a height comparison.
>>27745058
same height as jack black and tom cruise, kinda cool desu
>>27745259
>>27745058
Look at it this way, Jake Gyllenhaal is 5'11/5'10 (because Conan was shit at measuring it), if you're around that height you should be fine despite any dank memes. And with any kind of shoes on you will be +5'12 easily.
https://youtu.be/DR_MZy7vBTo
>please be honest about your shitty life so I can avoid you
Top kek. I wonder if she even follows her own rules. I'm sure she has never lied about her personality, past, weight, bra size, job, education etc...
>>27742611
How old are you? If you're late teens early 20s hop on some HGH and an AI to hopefully gain some height.
>>27744657
>tfw skelly
>just now figuring out about weightgainers
Where has this shit been all my life?
>>27745058
>all the memes about robert downy Jr's height
>he's fucking taller than me
Pls quickly kill me now fast pls
>>27744216
The guy in college I knew who got by far the most pussy was 5'6-5'7 (though a few girls also made comments about it). I also was friends with a dude who was 5'5, homeless, and still had a cute girlfriend (he was very attractive though). I knew a dude who was 5'4 in college as well, and that's where the meme became real. Everyone I knew, even the 5'6-5'7 dude mentioned above, made fun of his height, had a harder time taking him seriously, and one time I even heard a girl suggest he get leg lengthening surgery.
I think under 5'9 is where it starts to be a problem, and under 5'5 is where it gets into legit "your height is going to affect your romantic prospects in a big way" territory.
