Took me longer to get home from work than I expected.
The thread I was chatting in before died long before I could get home, but here I am now. It is exciting. My blood is pumping, and everything is quiet. I think it's adrenaline.
This is my last post.
Good night, Robots.
>>27740224
So long space robot
Original commentu desu
Don't do it you cocksucker
>>27740224
What town you live in? I want to read about it in the local news
>>27740224
thats a full magazine Anon. Such a nice pistol. So many bullets. You could have some fun before you put the last one into your cranium.
>>27740224
see you soon bud
>>27740224
>>27740272
Yeah, at least take a few normies with you.
>>27740269
>>27740270
>>27740272
>>27740294
odds are he's dead by now
>>27740224
Good night faggot
Post them deets so we can look up the obit OP
>>27740321
No he's not, he just wants the validation and attention.
>>27740224
SEE IN GENSOKYO SENPAI
>>27740332
Fuck you you think this is funny?
Rest in peace op :(
See ya on the other side m8.
>>27740224
So long space robot
Soon I will join you in the other side
hate all your faggots that think suicide is the way out. you realize you are only hurting yourself for that instant and that the rest of the people in your life have to suffer and grieve. you mean something to someone never fucking forget that. rip to my bro its only been two months and i think about him everyday.
Have fun being a vegetable OP
should have bought a shotgun with deerslugs ya dummy
>>27740224
Are you dead right now famalam? If so sweet dreams.
If not then >>27740272
>>27740727
man fuck other people.
>OP has the courage to end it
>you don't
>>27740765
>even r9k has more balls than you.
>>27740224
attention seeking bs as usual enjoy your (you)s
OP here, I shot myself, I died.
>using a pistol for suicide
scary desu
I'd go a step further and use a rifle or shotgun to make sure the job gets done
Kek in piece
>not even going for the high score
Mediocre!
Why is the front of your 92's frame scratched up?
>using a 9mm to commit suicide
If OP isn't dead he'll end up wishing even more he was dead soon.
>>27741167
Anon's teeth
>>27740224
gudnight sweet anon
>>27741191
If he puts it in his mouth he will definitely die right?
>>27741779
if it was a 22, sure. it doesn't have enough power behind it so it will just bounce around in his skull turning the innards into mashed tendies
You know they won't post anything about it on the news if you just kill yourself. However, if you take down a bunch of people and then do it, you'll practically be a celebrity.
Just something to think about.
>>27741828
Would fuck up your family even more thought
>>27741779
No. Even a shotgun to the head if aimed improperly will not kill you.
You want to aim for the brainstem with the biggest caliber possible. 9mm is tiny and even a .45 ACP to the brainstem may or may not land a fatality if you get unlucky.
>>27741828
Who gives a fuck ? You're dead anyway you won't care about how many people knew about you or how much you fucked up your family.
Suicide is useless, you'll die anyway, it's a viable option if you're in constant pain or literally have nothing to care for. Robots have things that they want to accomplish, they're not completely empty inside, even /r9k/ isn't this edgy IRL.
For example, my life is complete shit, but I still want to live to see how much technology advances and where humanity gets in the next years.
This is gonna be a long one but just read through. Dont do it man, really its not worth it. Life may seem like it sucks but thats only because you have no purpose right now. You need to find some sort of purpose and true happiness to keep you going. Just hold off on killing yourself and try something youve always wanted to do. Ask the cute girl or guy you have a crush on out and just be real with them. Take out a bank loan and start some sort of business you always dreamed of owning. Or just use the money to travel far away and meet people around the world and forget about your home. Try these things and in a couple years you still wanna kill yourself because every last attempt at finding meaning has failed, then do it. You literally have nothing to lose, you might as well go out with a little fun. In a way i sort of envy you, because in the back of your head if nothing works youre still completely fine with offing yourself. In the rare possibility i changed your mind and life forever, try and find me in a couple years because i wont forget you, go to the news and tell them your story and that you want to find me. We'll have a secret pass code: its turkey burger extreme. So thats how youll know its me. I really hope you find happiness because life is a rare and precious thing and you should be happy youve been graced with the oppurtunity. Good luck my anon friend, ill be thinking of ya
>>27740727
>the rest of the people in your life have to suffer and grieve. you mean something to someone never fucking forget that.
>implying
Godspeed, anon!
>>27741884
I heard ear-to-ear is the best.
>>27740727
If they really cared about me, they wouldn't have let me commit suicide, would they?
>>27740224
RIP in Pip, Ohpee
>9mm bullets will not kill u guise xDDDD nothing
Why do we allow people who have no concept of basic physics concepts to opine on the killing efficiency of firearms?
Sayonara Onii-chan, Gensokyo awaits!
>>27741779
It would be extremely painful.I can't believe that this comment could represent anything less than the pinnacle of originality!
>>27741884
It's about how much energy the projectile has and how much of that energy gets transferred to the soft tissue, diameter of the bullet is only one tiny aspect of this equation and except for portability any handgun sucks, be it 9mm, .45ACP or a .50AE.
>suicide
way to let them spook you, kidyou better not have fucking done it
>>27742337
Nobody is saying 9mm can't kill or incapacitate someone, you stupid nigger. But everyone assumes that the OP doesn't want to sit there helplessly bleeding out in intense agony for an hour before he finally dies.
Real life isn't Counter-Strike you stupid faggot. People can and have survived being shot in the head, no reason to use any pistol round when you can use something like a shotgun to minimize the risk of non-instant death.
>>27742646
this is the single greatest irony in all existential thought man.
the joke is on you.
>>27742693spoilered text is my spooked up inner beta male
seriously though, being driven to suicide is absolutely spooky
Might as well piggyback off of someone else's suicide thread: is suicide by hemlock pretentious? I'd rather people continue not pretending to give a shit than taking 5 seconds out of their day to make sarcastic masturbation motions and call me a fag.
Enjoy being a vegetable OP.
>>27742799
No one will know or care.
why would you go to work on the day you are going to kill yourself
I hope you go to a good place
>>27740727
>When faggot normies get angry about what someone decides to do with their own life.
>>27742969
Yet when it's about murdering innocent children they yell "pro choice for womyn". Normies are disgusting.
>>27742337
Even attempts by shotgun to the head have only a 99% efficacy. Do some research, bro.
Death will be overwhelming, similar to a rollercoaster, or that feeling you get when you fall in a dream and wake up flinching.
>>27742990
Because of morons who shoot their face off instead of the brain.
Allegedly, anyone who truly attempted to end it yet miraculously survived, stated that the moment they cross the point of no return there's instant regret. These are not cries for help, these are people jumping off 20 story buildings. Any problems that seemed worth dying over become silly in retrospect.
It is obviously unknown whether everyone who does it faces the same emotions. I believe someone could fearlessly leave. A bullet to the head doesn't give you much of an opportunity to consciously regret.
I think some people shouldn't be allowed to commit suicide. Parents of young children is one example. If you have kids under 20 and you commit suicide, you're a douche in most cases.
Should you be fortunate enough to have parents that actually love you yet aren't fully able to express that love, they'll never get over it.
Parents of children who have died state that you never get over it. You learn how to live with it, but the pain never leaves.
I'm a Slav and a fair bit of young males commit suicide. The condemning parents are a part of it. Slavs who became adults during the regime/fall of it have very different values from their children born in the in the 80s and 90s.
Every time a young Slavs commits suicide, un-affectionate parents go insane. They move on in two ways. They become extremely bitter, angry and suppress their emotions or they admit failure and warn others.
It's not a black and white issue, but the "if they loved me I wouldn't be here" argument is somewhat pathetic. At the same time, I don't want to disrespect someone who takes own life. Taking your life shows the hurt you felt was real and too much to take.
The problem is that suicide has become glamorized. Truly preventing suicide by love, care and respect should have been glamorized instead. Unfortunately, no one will pay money to see that movie.
>>27743693
>Allegedly, anyone who truly attempted to end it yet miraculously survived, stated that the moment they cross the point of no return there's instant regret.
What utter nonsense. My psychiatrist told me about one of his patients who survived jumping in front of a car. After he got out of the psych ward, he hanged himself.
>>27743693
this is stupid normie horseshit that it totally apocryphal and based on literally nothing. Lots of people who survive their first suicide attempt end up killing themselves.
>>27743693
The only reason one may regret it directly after is that the lil' lizard brain kicks in to try and stop us from self-terminating. It's instinct, that that alone.
>>27743748
>>27743812
Basically this.
>>27740224
Godspeed robot, may you have better luck in the next life.
>>27743693
The "regret" is usually that they wish they chose an easier, more lethal method that didn't take long. Patients who survive also say they regret attempting because they're parroting what the staff wants to hear.
>>27740224
did you suceed? keep me posted op.
>>27740727
don't worry, one day you'll die too and you won't have to remember anymore
>>27745298
That picture makes me sad minecraft isn't the same
>>27745420
One cross for each credible suicide thread I come across
>>27745692
did we ever find out what happen to the robot who took 44 of those little yellow pills with 2 bottles of vodka? that was a sad one....
F
original post
Good luck up there anon. Meet you in the QT pi sensitive anime dimension. tell my gf I love her
>>27745802
He probably just has liver disease and an immense hangover. It's pretty difficult to successfully die from OD unless you're say shooting a lethal dosage of heroin.
>>27740224
sweet dreams op
>>27742050
he ded desu
>>27740224
Fare thee well, OP. In some ways I envy you.
>>27742799
sounds like high school is real rough
>>27740224
Sweet dreams brobot...It was along ride.I sincerely hope you find peace.
>>27742839
You actually owned a DE.50? fucking hell i wanna be merican
>not using these hollowpoints to murder normies
Kill yo....oh wait....
>>27740224
no more pain for you OP
OP here, I decided to not do it
>>27748860
New pic with timestamp or you're just a huge faggot.
>>27742474
He's a big guy>tfw this comment isn't original
SOMEONE LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD
>>27748877
For you
...
Orignal comment
op is in heaven
>>27745370
Yes I'm a ghost now
pls don't OP. you'll just make guns look worse and give more ammo (heh) to the gun-control folks.
>9mm
Shit anon, that will just bounce right off.
>>27742839
>tigerstripe Desert Eagle
Fancy
we're all gonna make it bros
original coment
>>27740727
I'm sure you're just angry because you were one of the causes of your brother's suicide. Get fucked, anon.
Why would you spend your last day going to work and reading the internet?
Why not take the day off and do something you never done before? See something or go somewhere new.
>>27740727
>people, including my own family treated my like shit for all my life
>I should feel bad about hurting them
>>27741912
So would you take a engineering/research position advancing tech if your life was not shit or do you just want to watch either way?
>>27742050
>you find the purpose
>all's fine and dandy
>you still die
great.
>>27740224
claims this will be his last post and implies he's going to sudoku
>covers the serial number on his gun with tape
If he was actually serious, he wouldn't care about the serial number.
>>27743693
People that want to die and succeed can't speak.
People that want to die and fail try again until they succeed and can't speak.
People that don't want to die but die can't speak.
This leaves only people that don't want to die and fail.
>>27740224
Good luck, OP.
May, all your suffering end tonight.
>>27742358
>you will never meet flan
Why even die?
See you on the other side. If your still alive and no one can talk you out of it aim for your brainstem.
>clip contains obviously more than just one bullet
Become legendary!
>>27750618
Why does everyone think that? People use .22's, .380's and even old was .32's and they all die. It happens literally every day
Wait you fucker shoot me first
>being born in a country with strict, 0 gun tolerance laws
I cant even off myself quickly and easily
I'll have to find a fucking tank of monoxide or something FUCK
>>27741167
I think it's tape covering the serial number
>>27742839
>tiger stripe
Why
OP is just being an attention whore faggot and you guys are all falling for it
Don't dew it man
>>27741779
I wouldnt do that as most people just point up, which makes the bullet destroy the frontal lobe, but isnt necessarily fatal. If you put it on the side of your head its practically guaranteed death though.
>>27741912
>but I still want to live to see how much technology advances and where humanity gets in the next years.
If you have nothing to live for, remember this.
>>27740727
Only reason I haven't killed myself yet tbqh famalamadingdong
With hollow point bullets like OP's, yah
Hes got fucking hollow point bullets
Youll have to try real hard to survive that
>>27740727
>you mean something to someone
maybe something bad
>>27740224
GOODNIGHT FAGGOT
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
MAKE SURE YOU BLUEBALL SATANS NUTSACK AND DONT LET HIM SPLOOGE TILL MY PRETTY FACE WALKS IN
>>27740224
If you had done it already, R.I.P. If you haven't yet please don't fucking do it. It's so stupid.
>Fully loaded mag
You know what to do
>>27753006
Saved, thanks senpai,
not OP by the way dude.
goodbye, anon. I'll remember you.
sleep well my dear friend
I really hope you wont do this,
But if you do, farewell my friend. Rest well.
http://youtu.be/Z4dHISlQx_E
>>27740224
F
Might you find some peace where you are now
>>27740727
thats probably the only thing kept me from killing myself is the pain it will cause others dear to me if not for them I'd fucking do it, and be done with this shit
>>27742586
but a 12ga will do just fine right?
OP has proven that by taking the "coward's way out" he is a bigger man than any of us.
You have found your peace, anon. See you soon.
>>27755887
>coward's way out
Its no different from dying in war. Only difference is you killed a couple of sand niggers for the jews.
>>27740224
you did it well my friend
>>27740224
Why do you need more then one bullet? UNLESS!!!!! DESU FRDU ARREST THIS MAN NOW BEFORE ITS TO LATE.
Good luck OP lucky bastard in OZ we can't get guns for easy suicides.
Reminder to everyone in your suicide notes to put "Eliza made me do it" so she will be blamed for all our deaths and we can ruin her life
So is the consensus that OP did it? I was planning on doing mine tonight.
>>27740727
To guilt someone into not doing something that would make them happy simply because it would impose on your own happiness is quite selfish reasoning.
I have yet to decide whether it's justifiable reasoning, but it is selfish.
>>27740224
Good luck anon, I hope you die instantly.
Good night OP, I hope you find peace
>>27757041
We can't fellow ausbot but we do have access to ropes.
>>27740224
see you later, pal
>>27740224
goodnight sweet prince, may you be forever lost in the world of cyber space
>>27740224
I hope you pulled the trigger
>>27740224
Lol fuck off you make my sides hurt haha
>>27740727
That's why I am slowly cutting everyone out of my life. Once I have nobody left I can kill myself without making anyone sad.
>>27755783
You and me both.
I'll pray for you tomorrow OP. You and your loved ones.
>>27740727
>family hints that I should actually do it
>my fucking face when
>>27740727
It was your fault and you deserve whatever you're feeling
If anyone actually decides to do this they should make it as messy and public as possible so normies realize the shit they've put us through
