JENKINS!!!! Enjoy your two days off and come back refreshed for day 1/5.
See wage cuck, mr. Goldstein can be reasonable! Your day 1/2 of break from work has officially begun! You can experience how it feels for a NEET every day! Your reward for your hard work is feeling the way I feel for 48 hours.
I am of course assuming that you don't have any work assigned to you over the weekend.
Just remember, hour 1/48 of freedom begins and ends so quickly. Tick tock. But don't worry, you can quit any time.
It isn't slavsry right?
>>27739920
anon why do you do this? why are you so cruel?
>>27739920
This is not fucking fair.
Oh, and studentcucks...
Don't forget that big test that's coming up. Gotta study hard! Plus there's that group project, ah yes and that paper you have to write! Well, get crackin'! They don't call these the best years of your life for nothing ;)
oh? you can't lobby up tonight? you have to spend your weekend shopping and washing clothes? you have to drive around paying bills too?on your days off?
jeez man...well hey atleast you contribute to society right?
These threads are just so devilish, I love them.
>>27740095
IT'S NOT EVEN THAT HARD YOU DUMB NEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27739920
I'm a neet but im also rich as fuck cause I run a business online at home.
fuck wageslaves and conventional neets. TRUMP4PRESIDENT
>>27739920
How do I become a NEET like you? I refuse to slave away forever.
>>27739920
>mr. Goldstein can be reasonable!
But I work for the government.
>>27740158
1.live with mommy
2. dont throw too many tantrums
3. manipulate her into loving you more and more
4.she gets sick and dies
5. get money from will
6. live out the rest of your years with a hired maid (2nd mommy or Nu-mommy)
>>27740231
living with dad now but will probably move back to mommys after college. I think she'll let me NEET it up with her since thats what she did with her dad
>>27740231
uh t-thanks i might actually do this.
i just dont care what people think about me anymore. This might just work.
>>27740130
Oh I'm sure it's peaches and cream for a diligent gradie such as yourself. Ah, don't look now, your GPA slipped another .1! Was it because of that new material that was on the midterm you didn't study for? Or Professor Goldstein's queerly harsh grading towards white males? Don't worry, don't worry. All that hard work will pay off in just a few years. Well, you'll need that internship too, of course, for experience. And postgraduate school is basically a necessity for anyone in your field, so better buckle up for those GREs... my oh my, how time flies. And all of that, just to work for someone else's money.
Gradie, gradie, gradie... *chuckles* you know so much, but so little at the same time. Hang in there, little buddy.
>>27739920
>Slaves
Wonder Showzen - Slaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KUbflnMEs
>just got given $13,000
Heh, not a huge amount, but feels good that I got like half of what some lower-tier wagecucks make in a year, for doing nothing!!
Any other NEETs have some investing tips to make this grow? I know you guys study this.
>>27740299
good luck to you, it's easier to manipulate mommy than papa because women are weak, especially if they are single. Remember, its a no-no to have more than 3 tantrums a week. I used to put my head through my wall when i got angry and mom didn't have the money to pay for repairs which means no tendies and no internet so be careful what you break. Another tip is don't break anything with your head because it can give you a headache and playing vidya is hard with a ouchie noggin.
>>27740390
mommy just got through a bad divorce with my ex step dad so she is weak and I will be able to effectively swoop in and become the new man of the house. NEETlyfe here I come.
Waiting for the smug wojack topost in here
Wagecuck here + unifag.
Going to drop out and quit my job so i can live with the NEETS.
First i'll move in with your mommys
then i'll be your step-dada
then im going to slip random pills in your tendies
then we'll see whos comfy
>>27740386
give it to your mama
>>27740323
>a diligent gradie such as yourself
>fucking gradie
Neetposter makes me cry, but sometimes he makes me laugh. Top kek
>>27740438
Thisis an original post, as always
>>27739920
Work makes you free.
