Let's begin a Hispanic thread. Hispanics and other Spanish speakers are welcomed.
I pretty much forgot how to speak spanish. I don't identify with Mexico at all but everyone still thinks of me as Mexican.
Feels bad.
>>27739052
Taco el burrito lead pops ole poison agua?
>>27739066
Get out you unamerican spic.
Just kidding. You still eat delicious Mexican food though, don't you? Would be a shame to give that up entirely.
>>27739052
Hey! What are you guys up to?
It's raining pretty hard here in SoCal
Yo soy la muerte...
>>27739085
Where you at, I'm in 760 area 30 min from San Diego
Quien /mexicano en mexico/ aqui?
>>27739079
>Get out you unamerican spic.
I do get this sentiment sometimes. It's funny because I'd probably be just as unwelcome in Mexico as in the US.
>tfw jack of all trades, master of none
> Just kidding. You still eat delicious Mexican food though, don't you? Would be a shame to give that up entirely.
On occasion. Enchiladas are pretty based.
>>27739114
323, LA man.
I got family in 760 really nice area honestly.
I'd live there
>>27739128
/Oaxaca/ aqui
>>27739128
Tijuana represent
>Puerto rican
>white
>work as retail management
>Mexican customers resent me and don't want to speak Spanish to me or act as friendly with me as I am with them
Why do Mexicans have such a chip on their shoulder? Your retarded accents aside, I've almost hired some of you guys but you're always rude for no reason and cant seem to stand a non-Mexican Hispanic doing being your boss
Quien /puebla/ aqui?
>>27739171
Que colonia?
>>27739181
My gf is Puerto Rican. No chips on shoulder. No hard feelings between usexcept when I put my hard dick inside her lol
>>27739181
I live in Louisiana. Mexicans and Hondurans have this retarded feud here for some reason.
I was fucking raised in a Mexican family and I can't tell the difference half the time. It's ridiculous.
>>27739085
It's a cold night here in Bogota, just as I like them.
>>27739181
>live in the USA
>fly Mexican flag and harp about MUH MEXICAN PRIDE
Fucking beaners.
esc quiero visitar mexico pero soy un triste expatriado que no puede salir de estados unidos
Uruguayo aca.
Que pasa loco
>>27739189
que te importa?
>>27739304
que mamon
>>27739320
No te preocupes, todo los memos son mamones.
Mow my lawn, then build my wall faggots.
>>27739277
You could try to stop writing like a retard.
>>27739366
Para ti guey
>>27739398
no~
originalisimo
>>27739181
>tfw ricans will always hate us
feels bad man
>tfw peruvian
>tfw will never really know what it was like to be the best of the natives of the Americas
feels bad man
>>27739419
American women will learn to love our Mexican vergas.
>too ethnic for asian and white girls
>not ethnic enough for latinas and the darker minorities
fucking hate this shit man. also, can't speak spanish but i really want to. there's this mexican dude at my job and we have very very minimal conversations in spanish, but i'm too worried about my gringo accent to try pushing the envelope.
also god damn i want to have more cuban and puerto rican food. i need to get back to my roots
>Tfw Cuban
>Tfw everyone assumes you're a completely different race every time
What are you people doing here if latinos cannot be robots with their hypersexualized culture and beautiful brown babes willing to have sex with them at every turn?
>>27739677
HA! I'm probably a bigger robot then most white guys, perhaps it's the fact that we technically have Asian genetics
I really really really like Hispanic music from the 60s-70s
especially salsa and ranchera (does flamenco count too)
>tfw too brown to be emo
quien /pipiripau/ aqui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WImVCkxcVMA
>and
>Brownsville
Feels good mang. That's muh city
>>27739677
You could say the same about western culture you faggot
>>27739921
Look at this and tell me if you people can be robots
>robotic as fuck guy practically fucking a 9/10 latin girl on the dance floor
>she's not disgusted and willingly participates in the simulated sex ritual
>will most likely have actual sex with him later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNni_Rt0fj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNni_Rt0fj4
>>27740125
How is he robotic as fuck? He can dance
>>27740180
The point is that your culture allows any beta males to fuck women above their league and you have no excuse for being a robot. I highly doubt anyone in this thread is a robot.
>>27740223
Do you know any latinos motherfucker. You are so wrong.
>>27739052
American latino here (Cuban). Never learned Spanish, barely speak it.
>>27740223
>>>27740180 (You)
>The point is that your culture allows any beta males to fuck women above their league
Are you fucking kidding me? If anything, the Hispanic culture is much more hostile towards robots, Chads here will literally kill you if you try to approach a qt girl that they like
Spanish is gay
>>27739677
>with their hypersexualized culture and beautiful brown babes willing to have sex with them at every turn?
This is exactly why latinos can be robots. It's also why latinos are more likely to be trannies than any group except asians. Machismo and sex is such a huge part of our culture that a lot of guys just sort of check out. Being an alpha is the bare minimum expected from you, whether you're a 6'3" Cristiano Ronaldo-looking guy or a 5'8" Gabriel Iglesias.
>>27740289
>Chads here will literally kill you if you try to approach a qt girl that they like
Or their sisters. Or their cousins. Or their friend's sisters. That's why latina girls dress really slutty, they know they're protected.
>>27740125
Yea that's weird mang. That never happens to me homes
>>27740322
>tfw I'm basically your stereotypical white beta in the body of a latino
I never had a chance.
>>27740242
Yes and none of them have trouble getting girls. Ever.
>>27740289
I guess if you live in a favela or whatever. Try pulling chicks outside of the favela, idiot. Think outside the box, Paydro.
>>27740322
Bullshit. Even if you can't get latin chicks, you flood in white tourist pussy during spring break. Robotism is a white and Asian think, "holmes" deal with it.
>>27740398
>Bullshit. Even if you can't get latin chicks, you flood in white tourist pussy during spring break
Why the fuck would a white tourist girl want to fuck one of us dirty spics when Miami is swarming with rich white guys on vacation?
>>27740398
>Robotism is a white and Asian think
Latinos are technically speaking a mixture of whites and asians like >>27739691 said
We're part mongoloid and part Caucasoid. Do you even genetics
Is this what white people really think? That dancing leads to sex? You guys are really fucked up. When the dance is done if you're ugly you better get lost.
>>27739489
el peruANO seniores
>>27740456
because white girls are sluts
>>27740459
>mixture of whites and asians
That's right a mixture. Not quite the whole frijole, essay.
Your culture is different from ours and Asians'. It is sexual, encourages socialization and romance. Look, I'll give you this. You might be a virgin robot but you are an insignificant minority in your culture whereas in our case, we are becoming a very significant part of the population. Happy?
>>27740456
>Why the fuck would a white tourist girl want to fuck one of us
Sleeping with an exotic man is on the checklist of every white woman.
Come on, don't act like you don't know what goes on in Cabo, Rio, Buenos Aires, etc. Do I really have to explain your own sexual practices to you people? Jeez.
>>27740538
>we are becoming a very significant part of the population. Happy?
No, i wish you white bastards the best of luck, same goes to the Japs with their low birthrates.
odio a los negros
>>27739052
>mfw everyone always assumes im a dirty mexishit
Truly, mexishits are the niggers of Latin America.
>>27740571
You're confusing half-European Chads with actual latinos. Women don't want to fuck your average latino dude.
>tfw brown slight south east Asian looking spic
>look beaner as tuck
>couldn't be more whitewashed
>prefer white girls
>they don't approach me cause of my physical appearance
>Hispanic girls say I'm too weird and shit for them
End my suffering
>tfw Hispanic
>tfw don't speak Spanish
I wish I were white :/
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>>27740930
Are you me? Since my mom was a housekeeper, a lot of my childhood was spent in Beverly Hills. Also, I developed yellow fever because I live in an asian part of Los Angeles.
Women of both races look at me like I'm a fucking rapist. Maybe cos I'm tall for a beaner
>>27740955
I live in Pomona, like 80% Hispanic.
I'm a manlet, small hands, small dick.
I think I've accepted there's no hope, oh well. Spics need to breed less anyway
>>27741054
I'm 6'1'', was /fit/ for a few years, didn't help. We're basically just a tier above shit tier pajeets in term of datablity. Sure, latinas will date you, but you have to a stereotypical beaner. They also age like milk.
>>27740933
>hispanic
>parents talked to me in spanish my whole life but only respond in english
>can understand 100% but can't speak it
It hurts even more knowing what the other person said but freezing and having to respond in english.
>tfw pale
>tfw don't speak spanish
>tfw all my family except is my direct family is more mexican than me
i'll never fit in
>>27740314
Vos sos el culero
>>27740814
This, oriyinality
>Both parents are Mexican
>Mom has white skin
>Dad has brown
>Get perfect skin color
Feelsgood
Hola mis amigos
Tfw shitty can't write or read Spanish can only speak it
Mexican American here nigga
K onda vatosi look and act like an autistic white kid though
>>27741973
>Mom is white Swedish-American
>Dad is black Cuban
>I have that Derek Jeter skin tone
Literally the only positive thing about my physical appearance.
>>27741131
I have the same problem. The frustrating part is that I know I can respond in Spanish, but I'm too insecure about my accent. I'd rather have them think that I'm a disrespectful little shit who spits on his heritage than a dumbass who can't even speak his own language properly.
>>27739181
>white
>puelo licans calling oller accens retalled
haha now this is a spicy meme
>>27743202
Every accent is retarded, except for some Iberian accents. Neutral Spanish is the only decent one.
No accent is as bad as the Dominican accent when speaking Spanish. Their Spanish is shit tier
Best Spanish: Colombians
I hate Castilian accents when Spaniards speak.
>>27744644
>Colombians
You'll have to be more specific than that, we have like six different accents. If you're talking about Bogota, then you're right.
>>27743644
only retarded accent is chilean accent. everyone else is fine
>>27739052
BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
>>27739052
>tfw murican fags think that mexican and latin people talk spanish
>>27745005
Then what do you speak? It certainly isn't English.
>>27739184
K onda. Salu2.
>most difficult race to be /fa/ as
>tfw will never get Zapata's sick fits
>>27740223
I have a 6ft 3 autistic cousin in Mexico who I'm pretty fucking certain never had a gf or anything like that.
I'm a Cuban who doesn't identify as Hispanic living in Miami.
tfw being a robot in mexico is living hell
no one stand silent people
i want to kill them all
Quien /Guerrero/ aqui?
tfw no gun to defend myself from the zetas and brayans.
also its too fucking hot in here
>>27746415
How scary is life in Mexico? Have you ever seen a cartel member in person before?
tfw no big culo qt latina gf que me llame papi
Fuck. This shit senpai. I work contruction with a bunch of illegals and they all have big culo gfs.
I didnt ask for this. Tbh
You beaner faggots ready to pay for the wall?
Should I go to college in USA (legally) or Mexico? I'm 18 and about to finish highschoo, I currently live in Sonora
Hola friendos, my gf is Peruvian. It's dressing like an alpaca a sure fire way of making her love me more
>>27739489
peruano here , i wish having a gun license wasnt too fucking hard to get ,i just want to kill myself living here is suffering
Chingue a su madre elAmerica, y Pena nieto
>>27748131
>Peruvian
how did she get over the wall?
Why does everybody like beaner food?
I find it's the most overrated shit of all time.
>wrap beans and meat into something that might as well be paper
>YOU HAVENT HAD REALL MEXICAN FOOD
>try real mexican food
>meat with some really greasy ass rice that's nearly impossible to eat with a fork
>none of this tastes that great, average at best
Alright what's the big deal? Seems to me like Americans are very easy to impress
>>27748204
tbqh good mexican street food is the best. hand made tortillas and salsa with meat and quac.
>>27748204
then you just don't like it, it's no big deal
though:
>gorditas
>tacos de carne asada
>tacos de barbacoa/cabeza
>hot dogs sonorenses
>caldo tlalpeno
>menudo
these are my favorites and the best of them are in modest looking places rather than restaurants
>>27748238
this
>>27748283
forgot burros percherones, but I rarely eat them anymore since I had to lose weight
>>27748283
the best mexican place I've ever been to was in japan. I guess the guy had learned cooking in california for years before moving back to osaka.
>>27748312
that's interesting, are you japanese?.
but yeah, when it comes to mexican food the closest it comes to being homemade, the better
>>27748381
no, I just visited. that neighborhood had a bunch of mexican places (osaka is known for its food), but that one looked the most authentic. the other ones just looked like fancy dining areas with a mexican theme.
>>27741973
ayyy me too senpai
>>27747002
Not him but I've seen 3 deaths in my life.
deaths 1 and 2:
>in the 90s
>walking with my mom and dad at the fair in our town
>two guys are walking in front of us in the opposite direction
>a man wearing a trenchcoat appears from behind us, takes out a sawed off shotgun and shoots guy #1 in the head and #2 in the torso
>guy #1 dies instantly
>#2 stays alive trying to collect his intestines, crawling in a pool of his own blood and screaming that he doesn't want to die
>dies
Traumatizing
death #3
>on our way to my dad's farm
>there is some kind of bottom of a cliff thing right down the road
>hear a short ak47 burst
>a van peels out from the path to the cliff
>drive through there
>there's a dead body wrapped in a bloody blanket. you can only see his feet
>dad drives the fuck back home
Not very traumatizing.
>>27739128
yoputo robot dejame postear
Any bootleg hispanics here? I'm technically half puerto rican but came out looking like a normal white guy since my dad is light skinned. Its an abstract feeling, I dont know how to speak spanish and have no connection to spainish/hispanic culture at all
