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The image is 100% true. I have never masturbated in my life.

I have just recently began to try to use lotion to masturbate. I sit there for like 5 minutes stroking it, reapplying lotion a few times, and while it gets hard at the start, my penis literally just starts softening up on me. I dont use huge amounts of lotion, just enough to get my hands coated in it.

When I'm masturbating, I don't even start precumming., but I do get hard and even precum when I am just seeing dirty pictures or messaging with a girl on Kik. I know I can orgasm, because I have wet dreams.

Please, please help me r9k. I literally need masturbation advice, this is how autistic I am.
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It's called puberty. Wait till that happens then you can pull your pud with success you faggot.
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Are you cut? Just watch a porno and keep stroking
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> I have never masturbated in my life...
> I sit there for like 5 minutes stroking it...
> When I'm masturbating

You're not talking sense but I get the idea.

I had boyfriend sophmore year of college like you. I sorted him out. ;-) Have you ever tried with someonoe there helping you?
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>>27737772
Reddit's that way, missy.
https://www.reddit.com/
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>>27737667
I AM A 24 YEAR OLD MA- autism
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>>27737667
Hi OP,

Just letting you know I saw this and I'm similar, except I'm 19 and don't even try. I've learned to lie about because people will think you're joking otherwise.

I blame my mental health because I've been exposed to really shitty stuff my whole life and have been depressed for an eternity. I've never even tried to masterbate. But I've had wet dreams. I think I stopped having them because my body gave up on me ever reproducing. I don't even feel like a real male or human. I want to go to a doctor.

No one knows this rare feel. But I hope I get some new information by stalking this thread.
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>>27737772
I meant that I just recently (like within the last few weeks) have even begun to attempt masturbating

>>27737772
>Have you ever tried with someonoe there helping you?

No, I am a worthless, friendless permavirgin. If I had a girl here I would probably cum the second her finger touched the head of my dick.
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>>27737795

> le "g0 b4ck to r3ddit"

You seem pretty good at spouting overused memes, you go there, you'll be right at home.


But maybe I'm the wrong person to give advice, I figured out orgasms when I was like seven years old, never had the problem myself.
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>>27737667
Neither have I, OP, and I don't intend to do it in the future.
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I honestly don't believe this. Sure, I can take that you completely gave up masturbating because it wasn't your thing, but how you never masturbated and came in your life is something I can't imagine.
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>>27737854

You must have a really low sex drive, if you never even try.


Maybe go to a doctor and get your testosterone levels checked.

Are you on antidepressants?
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>>27737667
24 year olds shouldn't still get wet dreams
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>>27737943
Yeah that's the other problem with my problem, is that no one ever believes it's possible, so it just gets rejected as "lol ur a liar"

>>27737960
Duh. I still get wet dreams because I don't masturbate so the semen builds up and needs to be released. Most normal 24 year olds are either getting regular sex or at least masturbating.

>>27737959
I'm pretty damn sure I have low testosterone. I'm a complete foreveralone (no friends, permavirgin, no motivation or drive for anything,) and have been told that this is frequently a problem for those with low testosterone. I also can't grow facial hair well, have no muscle and very little body hair.

The weird thing about my sex drive though is like the opposite, like I'm a 14 year old. I find most girls I see in public to be cute or hot, always looking at their asses, get random erections in public, etc
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>>27737915
You still just reek of reddit... please, leave already.
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>>27738066

Well, don't be shy, go see a doctor.


Sex drive is interesting, there are multiple dimensions to it. It's not like 0-100. Sometimes people are horny all day but have trouble orgasming, or they can orgasm when they didn't weren't even into it to begin with. Every once in a while there's a news story about someone, almost always a woman, that has a weird condition where they orgasm everytime they fart or yawn or something. Then there are all different flavors of orgasms, like some are longer or shorter, or feel deeper or more intense.
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>>27738155

Lol, make me you faggot. If you don't like it here you leave.
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>>27738208
yeah, I really should go see a doctor. i don't know why i never have.

i think maybe im just scared that he'll say me levels and fine so i cant use it as an excuse.
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>>27738249
Someone post that "lifecycle of an internet community" picture where women invade and kick out the betas. Because that shit is happening right here.
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>>27737667
You probably just have a really specific fetish. Look around and find something that works.
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>>27738347

Or you can try taking supplements. Some of them do work. Like I've tried taking ginkgo biloba to help me concentrate, and it made my sex drive go through the roof the first few times I took it.
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I understand this.

I didn't start wacking it until I was 16, very late for a male

I didn't have any interest in doing it, maybe because I still had some hangups about it (I wasn't outright told it was dirty, but I was raised in a catholic culture)

Even when my classmates mocked me for it. They knew I was inexperienced. I was an obvious robot even back then.

After I accidentally brought myself to orgasm, I went through the normal stages of a boy that discovers it for the first time i.e. masturbating 5 times a day, then tapering off until it becomes a daily habit

I get how you can have no interest in it and be fine with not doing it if you never done it before.

It's like normies who think that its impossible to go more than a month without sex, but only because they get it so habitually
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>>27738249
>>27737915
>>27737772

You need to leave. You are not welcome here. You do not understand our experiences. Your posts contribute nothing to this community. The fact that you are so infantile that you respond with "So what? Make me faggot!!" to someone telling you to leave proves that you are so childish, just like every stupid fucking woman on the planet, that you cannot even consider for a moment the feelings of others around you. You are a sickening, disgusting human being.
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>>27738514


I understand your experiences. I have feelings and issues with my sexuality too, and insecurites, especially when I'm having my period. Yesterday I was having my period and I bled so much, and I felt so sad. Sometimes I like to take my period blood and smear it on my face like war paint. And with my vaginal discharge I can get white paint. Women's nipples can give off discharge too. Did you know that?
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>>27737667
Hey op, try dry humping something. My earliest orgasms were from dry humping a pillow, with my clothes still on. (Get briefs, the tight fit makes it easier)
Especially if your cut, dry humping/rubbing it against something makes it easier.
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>>27737667
Are you a mormon?
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STOP!
DON'T DO IT!
TURN BACK NOW!
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>>27737667
OP, when I was younger at some point I realized that I could touch my dick and it was cool. I just rubbed the head in a circular motion, obviously this didn't work. The first time I successfully masturbated, you know what I did? I kept going down, with both hands

>infinite vagina simulation
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>tfw your brothers in Christ invite you to their spring break plans
>everyone has a wet dream the same night because none of you masturbate
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