Anon, I know you're a virgin but I bet you know what this is
an axe wound?
>>27737251
Yeah thats a beat up pussy from all the slutting youve done. Get the fuck outta my sight roastie.
>>27737256
Yes! Now kiss my boo boo ;)
>>27737251
'tis but a flesh wound?
>>27737283
Wouldn't you rather prefer a bandage?
>>27737290
Yea if it isattached inside your mouth and coated in your saliva
A blonde with brown eyes?
Is this because Americans interbred with Natives?
>>27737303
>>Yea if it is attached inside your mouth and coated in your saliva
this is very original
>>27737320
Ever heard of dyed hair?
>>27737251
I told my virgin gf that I'm also a virgin today.
Did I make a mistake?
>>27737408
no, it'll be more special for her anon
>>27737408
Yes, she lied you retard
>>27737424
I hope so, I'm worried she thinks I'm a loser now, but she is also a complete loser so she probably understands, but when it comes to women nothing makes sense anyway.
>>27737442
No she is a complete autist, I knew she was a virgin in our first conversation.
>>27737468
Just cause she's an artist doesn't mean she's never gotten asked out before or banged another guy.........
>>27737468
an autist in terms of looks as well or does she look like a human being? if so she could've been banged for her looks.
>>27737543
She literally told me she's never had sex before, I don't think she lied.
She's completely average in the looks department.
