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Are you lonely? No one to go on nightwalks with, be excited to see you, want to spend time with you, or cuddle up with and watch anime? Why not get a doge?
Or, at the very least, he/she/them can lick peanut butter off your peeper
My dog is great. Even though she's been a cisgender female her whole life, people still use the wrong gender pronouns. She does NOT get offended. What a strong woman she is.
My apartment doesn't allow dogs. Plus, dogs don't love you. They only use you for food, shelter, etc. and act accordingly. They'll leave you just as quick as any person would.
>getting a dog if you have a gf so she can cuck you with the dog
>getting a dog without a gf so you can broadcast to everyone that you are walking with and prepping the dog you want to fuck your future gf
there is no bigger sign of being a cuck
>>27736843
My boyfriend wants me to let my dog lick me. Is this beta? Does he want to be cucked?
>>27736913
he just wants to see you CANINED
I don't really like dogs. Even if I did I'm not fit to care for one anyways.
I can't even take care of myself, what makes you think I'd be able to take care of another living being?
>>27736843
>all dogs are male
>>27736828
Confirmed for never owning a dog
They don't have the mental capacity for treachery
>>27736720
I can't even take care of myself, a dog would be too much of a burden
>tfw doggo got in a fight with a coon or something
>sounded really violent
>went to grab my gun just in case
>went outside and saw her eating some white stringy shit
>can't find a body anywhere
>she smelled like literal shit afterwards
???
>>27737987
Dogs have a sixth sense so they can see ghosts and stuff. She probably fought off a poltergeist and what you saw her eating was the plasma and what you smelled was death
Isn't she qt
Dog just died. Grew up with the lil dude he just got too old, you know?
Why would you force a dog to watch anime? That's a terrible thing. Also stop with the cringy cutespeak
>>27736752
fpbp
Originalforjehfi
>>27736828
You're thinking about cats, chief.
>>27736828
>My apartment doesn't allow women. Plus, women don't love you. They only use you for food, shelter, etc. and act accordingly. They'll leave you just as quick as any women would.
>>27736828
your thinking of women
>>27738993
Sorry to hear that, my dude. Growing up with a doggo and developing that "boy and his dog" relationship is one of the best things in life.
>>27736720
What breed is your doge ?
>>27740118
Australian cattle dog
My lease doesn't allow dogs but I want one so badly. He could keep my drunk ass company
>>27737987
Well, black people do have a shit smell and you already mentioned it could be a coon
I couldn't bear losing him ;_;
