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>Go to barber's >Its a woman >She nicks me REEEEEEE.
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Anonymous
2016-04-09 02:25:25 Post No. 27736269
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:25:25 Post No. 27736269 [Report]
>Go to barber's
>Its a woman
>She nicks me

REEEEEEE. Feminism has gone too far this time.
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:26:34 Post No.27736290
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:26:34 Post No.27736290 [Report]
>>27736269
Call the cops, this shit needs to stop
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:26:50 Post No.27736303
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:26:50 Post No.27736303 [Report]
>>27736269
you look cute anon :3
pls show haircut
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:31:16 Post No.27736371
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:31:16 Post No.27736371 [Report]
>>27736269
>Go to barber's
>She looks like Cate Blanchett
Feels good, famille.
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:46:29 Post No.27736637
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>barber tries to start a conversation with me
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:50:54 Post No.27736733
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>>27736269
>Woman
>working at a barber
you went to a salon
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:54:45 Post No.27736827
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:54:45 Post No.27736827 [Report]
Where do robots get their haircut?
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:58:53 Post No.27736914
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>go to the barber
>he starts doing my hair wrong
>don't confront him the whole time because he must know more than me and it will look good in the end
>it always looks like shit
>same thing happens every month
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:00:50 Post No.27736959
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>>27736733
Nope it has always been a barber, trust me.

The cut after a shower
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:02:07 Post No.27736985
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:02:07 Post No.27736985 [Report]
>>27736914
change your fucking barber anon
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:02:12 Post No.27736988
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:02:12 Post No.27736988 [Report]
>>27736827
The robot store
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:02:52 Post No.27737003
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:02:52 Post No.27737003 [Report]
>>27736269
>>27736959
and it's not even a good haircut baka

just cut it yourself my dude
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:06:51 Post No.27737064
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>>27736985
But that'll shake things up. I'll have to find a new one and explain what I want and everything
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:08:08 Post No.27737085
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:08:08 Post No.27737085 [Report]
>>27737064
>skinny
>has a double chin

wat?
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:08:35 Post No.27737095
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>>27736269
>Go to barber's
>Its a woman
I hate when this happens.
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:10:53 Post No.27737132
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:10:53 Post No.27737132 [Report]
>>27737064
but then your hair will stay looking bad anon. I can't even walk past windows or mirrors when I had a bad haircut before I start thinking how retarded I look.
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:11:45 Post No.27737148
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>tfw last haircut was 3 christmas's ago
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:13:11 Post No.27737169
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>>27737085
Panda is JUSTing very rapidly

>>27737132
You're right. I gotta do it
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:13:12 Post No.27737170
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:13:12 Post No.27737170 [Report]
>>27736269
>literally relying on someone else to cut your sideburns
>too much of a manchild to shave by yourself
this is some mad autism
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:13:47 Post No.27737174
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:13:47 Post No.27737174 [Report]
>>27736269

you got aids, son
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:14:00 Post No.27737178
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:14:00 Post No.27737178 [Report]
>>27737148
how long is it now anon?
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:14:10 Post No.27737180
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>>27737095
>not savoring the sensation of female fingers in your hair and her hums to the overhead radio
It's like finding cash the street -- except you can do it whenever you want.
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:14:17 Post No.27737183
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>barber and her friend start mocking you when the cut's only half finished
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:15:26 Post No.27737208
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>>27737178
down to my belly button

i get 'jesus' a lot
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:15:54 Post No.27737213
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:15:54 Post No.27737213 [Report]
>>27737180
and you have to pay for it too. Next time you are at a female barber remember that she jerked off tyrone/chad's dick with that hand the night before.
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:16:16 Post No.27737219
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>been going to a dominican hairdresser since I was a kid
>she's always laughing and speaking spanish with other ladies there
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:21:27 Post No.27737299
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:21:27 Post No.27737299 [Report]
>>27737213
>implying the male barber didn't do that as well
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:22:37 Post No.27737315
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:22:37 Post No.27737315 [Report]
>>27737299
>implying I don't cut my own hai...oh you fucking faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:32:43 Post No.27737461
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>>27737208
>i get 'jesus' a lot
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