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What would a Criminal Minds profile of an /r9k/ user be like?
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Any creative writers that can craft a profile?
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>criminal minds
>creative writers
2ez
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>>27735617
-Judging from the poor execution, the unsub most likely has little or no manual dexterity
-The semen samples taken from the victim's belly button indicates the unsub has minimal understanding of female anatomy.
-He's most likely unemployed, with terrible personal hygiene and suffering from grandiose delusions.
-The roast beef we found at the crime scene: this has to mean something. He's toying with us.
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>"The attack was sloppy, but shows signs of premeditation. Whoever did this was intelligent but lazy. A meticulous planner. Definitely white."

>>27736093
>-The roast beef we found at the crime scene: this has to mean something. He's toying with us.
Nice.
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>Judging from the lacerations on the victims arms and legs, we can tell that the unsub was hesitant, meaning he may be nervous or lacking in confidence.
>The victim was a prostitute. This low risk bait may mean that the unsub cannot manipulate anyone else into trusting him. This means that he lacks social skills.
>Due to the damage done to the victims vagina, we can tell this unsub is driven by lust and sexual desire. He's probably a beta male who can't score an actual women.
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>>27736093
Roast beef baby
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>>27735617
I wonder what boards each of the agents would browse on.
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>>27736701
Spencer would totally browse /g/
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