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Hypothetical here Does a 14 year old robot have any chance
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Hypothetical here

Does a 14 year old robot have any chance of not being a robot? Does it change for this robot?
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>>27734386
>14
Underage ba.. Oh, "hypothetically", right. Well, nothing's set in stone when you're 14 m8.
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>>27734386
never even mind underage b&
It's normal to be fucked up and socially retarded and weird.
You will most likely become a normie within the next three years.
You stay weird after you're 17, then you'll probably be a robot forever.
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>>27734386
Okay, "hypothetical."
Got it.
You still have a chance I guess, kiddo.
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>>27734386
op hypothetically b&
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>>27734386
14 is insanely young dude, you have more than enough time to turn it around. There are people who are in their 30s who haven't got their shit together.
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>>27734386
If you're normal at 14 something is wrong. All 14 year olds are equally confused and as retarded as the next one without fail, you might not think you are, trust me, you are.
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>>27734386
reported you senpai
o-original report
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>>27734386
Listen closely because this is important.

Socializing is a skill. Skills are learned through experience. Trial and error and failure are how you get good at it. Obviously to some people it comes way more naturally than to others, but in general it's something you practise and get better at.

The case with robots is that they missed the appropriate trial and error period. It's okay to he an awkward and weird 16 year old. It's much worse to be an awkward and weird 25 year old. Most robots skipped the phase where they'd throw it on the line and embarrass themselves and ask girls out and look like an idiot. This is how you learn though so by the time you're an adult you've figured at least some things out. If you skip thst stage when you're young then you'll be in trouble because you'll have no experience and not know what's going on as an adult.

The younger you are, the more hope you have, because it's okay to screw up when you're young. That way when you're older and real life starts you'll already have a foundation.

Go throw yourself out there and try stuff and screw up a lot but learn from it. Don't skip the training period.
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>14
I know you find all the pepe memes and beta uprising hilarious but you need to leave this place. 14 year olds are too impressionable. If you fall for the roastie or kill all normies meme you will never make it.
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>>27734534
100% this. Also you really have your entire 20s to work it out too, most 20-somethings are basically overgrown teenagers anyway.
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>>27734484
I hope you're right anon. Thanks.

>>27734534

Hypothetically this robot should follow this advice. Again, thanks.
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>>27734601
Don't hope, I promise, I was 14 once, hindsight is 20/20.
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>>27734386
>hypothetical
>14
Well hypothetically, Anon, to evade metamorphosis to full robot, you could stop browsing /r9k/ and 4chan altogether. It does nothing to stimulate a young active mind much less emulate social interaction. Get on skype, spend time with people you know or find new friends from circumstance.
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>this nigger was born after 9/11 and is browsing right now
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>>27734633
Yeah this. You might think there are loads of confident normie 14 year olds, but they just don't exist. Even the popular kids are fucking awkward and confused 90% of the time, you just don't notice it because, well, you're 14, you simply don't have enough life experience to see through their bullshit yet. You're not any better but you're not any worse either.
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>>27734729
interaction through Skype isn't the same as intimacy. God I wish I knew how it feels. Please touch me I haven't felt intimacy in years
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>>27734386
Highschool can be rough, but if you can turn things around when you get to college (which is like a fresh start) you can save yourslef
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I'm pretty sure we were doomed since we were born.
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>>27734807
pat

you are the grill her stfu
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Just remember some basic things about being a cool guy
-Never talk about yourself unless asked
-Never talk about ANY of your personal life unless asked
-Dont dick ride people
-Dont get to physical with people
-Respect people

You'll read this now and ignore it but eventually if you make it youll have learned these through experience

t. An adjusting cyborg
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>>27736130
I'm the opposite of a lot of things

-Never talk in general unless asked
-I hate being touched
-I think everyone is better than me
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>>27736197
You can talk all you want, I mean about your self and your daily personal experiences like "oh my uncle this" or "I love doing this". Cuz no one cares. As for disliking being touched that's completely normal and being insecure is too just dont show it
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Hypothetically repoted.
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>>27736130
That's a lot of shit advice

t. A real cyborg
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son, before you get banned let me tell you something.
you still have a chance. run far away from this website and never return. its for your own good.
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all 14yr olds are robots and they all have hope to escape. stop watching anime, cut the vidya time, get the fuck out of this site...
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