>chunk of poop sticks to asshole
>spend roll of toilet paper excavating it all out
>always a little bit left still
Eat more fiber
>MMXVI
>not using bidet
its like you want your asshole to be littered with chunks of shit
>>27733055
>tfw they cut the fiber
>>27733036
You're probably a fat fuck who eats processed food and simple carbs all day.
>tfw your asshole is still sore so you can't wipe properly
>>27733055
What are some good sources of fiber?
>>27733142
Just eat a lot of celery every day you'll be golden
F-fuck i clogged the toilet. What do? My mom doesn't like to keep the plunger in the house and keeps it in the shed outside.
>>27733160
Go out and get it.
Or fill a bucket with water and pour it down the toilet.
>spend roll of toilet paper
fuck no id dig it out bare handed then wash when I'm done
>>27733084
Why do you wear the mask?
original + comment
>>27733142
Oatmeal, raspberries, fruits, any type of whole grains, metamucil powder.
>>27733101
>"i read /fit/ for a few days and now I know everything"
>getting over diarrhea
>go to sleep
>wake up 2 hours later as I accidentally shit myself in bed
>spend 20 minutes on the toilet making sure I pushed all of the remains out
>throw out the sheets and my underwear
>go back to bed with new sheets
>slowly drifting back to sleep
>feel a fart coming on
>shit myself again
>repeat process
Pepto bismol doesn't even fucking help. My shit just turns black and smells even worse.
finally had a shit sfter 12 days
had to do it in the shower because noway in hell it was going to flush
it hurt but now all my anxiety has gone
>tfw not having to worry about shitting again for a couple days
>>27735250
>almost 2 weeks without shitting
I panic after 2 days of not shitting, im surprised you still have an asshole. going 2 weeks without shitting must make you spawn logs the size of newborns.
>>27733036
why are people making threads about their shits here so often
>>27733142
Brown rice. Beans. Whole wheats. Green vegetables.
>Take a shit
>Asshole in ruins because it was a big hard turd
>Feel the urge to shit again but your asshole hasnt had time to heal
>Get scared and worried
>>27733036
>my ass is hairier than a gorilla's
>rest of my body is devoid of hair
>>27735648
in my experience they dont get bigger but they get more compact
im envious of people who shit once a day, that would be nice
