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What's an average day look like for you, /r9k/?
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What's an average day look like for you, /r9k/?
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>>27732853
>wake up
>roll over
>check phone
>0 new messages except for maybe from my german male friend
>maybe go and play tennis for an hour
>get on r9k and post the daily feels
>alternate between that and playing halo
>do this all day
>smoke cigarrettes and maybe take some drugs
>maybe play clash of clans
>sometimes play world of tanks with my dad
>end of the night watch shows i missed on the xbone til i fall asleep

Honestly i hate my life so fucking much
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>>27733031
Witch Halo?
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>>27732853
>wake up
>various work for money
>cry to music
>clean up
>go to night school
>cry self to sleep
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>>27733031
What drugs are you taking? I
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>>27733031
Don't get yourself down, man. I don't know you but that doesn't sound bad at all. You should play more tennis, though.
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>>27733058
Halo 5

>>27733100
Propylhexedrine and dxm mainly. Sometimes i chug a bottle of loperamide if i have something to do. I might be getting back on benzos and other drugs soon tho which will be nice. Needless to say my body is fucked to all hell from severe abuse. Why?
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>>27732853
>0100-0300 wake up
>drink coffee
>play vidya/do jap reps/play vidya/read books/shitpost (mainly)
>1200
>go outside
>1300-1500 get back
>repeat 0300-1300 indefinetely
>go to sleep at 2300-2400
>wake up once again to the torment that is life
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>Wake up
>GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP

Just that
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>>27732853
> Wake up at 11am
> Play video games
> Contemplate killing myself
> Get drunk and walk around outside
> Contemplate killing myself
> Go to sleep at 3am
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>>27733248
Thanks man, it just gets really lonely and monotonous sometimes. I also want to kill self because every waking moment im not on drugs because of past failures, but needless to say its a lot comfier than a lot of other things i could be doing

>You should play more tennis, though

Ive been trying to get ppl to hit with but like the entire town hates me because i was an autistic shitlord growing up. All i have is my "friend" who i have to pay to hit with twice a week. I even gave in and got my mom to ask her friend to find people for me to hit with because she asked before and no one has yet to call
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>>27732853
>wake up
>internet
>eat
>internet
>piss
>internet
>bed

Wageslaves will never know this freedom
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>>27733031
>german male friend
>male
Why did u write like that, are u a roastie?
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>wake up around 12:00pm
>make a shitty breakfast
>lay around and go on the internet
>maybe take a nap sometime in the evening
>wake up at night
>lay around and go on the internet
>make a shitty dinner
>lay around and go on the internet
>fall asleep around 4:00am
sometimes, if I'm feeling really bold, I'll go outside for a walk
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>wake up
>check time on phone
>11am
>sit there on phone for an hour
>shower, get dressed
>lunch
>go on computer for 5 hours
>dinner 6pm
>go on computer until 1am
>bed
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>>27734073
No I just kind of wanted to acknowledge that i have no female friends that write me back at least. Hes a good friend
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>wake up
>lay in bed for an hour
>get up
>drink meme coffee
>go back to room
>use computer for 4 hours
>eat something
>use computer for another 4 hours
>eat something
>take a nap
>wake up
>turn on computer and fap
>eat something
>go to sleep again
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>>27732853
>alarm sounds
>shut it off
>wait an hour
>get up
>shower
>go to work/school
>come home
>internet
>remember that I should start working out
>internet
>read
>go to bed
>hate myself for not getting anything done
>sleep
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>wake up at 8AM
>shower and get breakfast while checking emails
>go to Uni
>on a day without Uni just study until 6PM
>get frustrated because I still don't understand
>go exercise with dumbbells in the backyard because no money for proper gym
>go on the computer until midnight
>repeat the cycle all over again
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>wake up
>jerk off
>shower, eat, dress
>college
>4chan
>more of dat internet stuffs
>eat
>jerk off
>homework, sometimes
>sleep
>wake up, eat
>sleep again
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>>27733360
Sorry to hear that man. Not to give the typical normie advice, but running's always good if you're feeling down or listless. It always improves my mood, and things like movies and video games are always more enjoyable to me when I'm exhausted and chilled out.
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>wake up
>go to lecture
>come home
>play acoustic guitar
>shitpost
>maybe do some homework
>play acoustic guitar
>watch Cops or Fraiser
>play acoustic guitar
>maybe build a building in Minecraft that I saw today
>fap
>shitpost for 1 more hour
>sleep

Rinse and repeat
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>Wake up at 10:00
>Check downloads and set new queue
>Go to sleep
>Wake up again at 15:00
>Make breakfast
>Check downloads and set new queue
>Watch whatever wrestling show that aired the night before
>Shitpost on /asp/
>Check downloads and set new queue
>Watch normie tv shows
>Play vidya for 20 minutes
>Check downloads and set new queue
>Start masturbating
>Shitpost on /r9k/
>Cum
>Check downloads and set new queue
>Go to bed
>Can't sleep because anxiety
>04:00ish
>Make oatmeal
>Watch Community
>Check downloads and set new queue
>Sleep maybe

I should be fapping right now but my libido is in the gutter due to me maybe having vertigo.
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>>27732853
I haven't had an average day in weeks, it's been pretty great desu familia.
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>>27734844
What do you download?
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>>27735185

TV shows, porn and sentai, sempai.
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Why do you all subject yourselves to this? Why not make a change? It's not that hard, but you all seem to be afraid of fixing your own life. What do you have to lose? Are you truly happy posting memes and never having a life, ever? Just get off this website, go to college, and talk to people! None of you are even concerned about the alarming number of people that talk about killing themselves! Why stay here and 50 years from now contemplate your useless, fruitless life alone in a hospital bed?
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>>27732853
>What's an average day look like for you, /r9k/?
fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea
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>>27732853

>wake up
>shower
>go to store for food and booze
>go to work sometimes
>come home
>pic related
>drink
>try to watch movie but cant see straight
>sleep

also i shitpost on 4chan periodically
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>7 - wake up, coffee, oatmeal
>7:30 - workout at home, body weight stuff, Dumbbells, and running
>8:30 - eat again then shower and get ready
>9:30 - bus to work
>10-6 - work at my programming job
>6:30 - home cooked dinner with NEET wife
> 7-11 - run errands, watch tv, shit post, vidya, smoke weed
>11 - sleep
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>wake up at 10am
>get on my phone and shitpost till 2pm
>eat
>go to my wageslave job at 4pm
>get back at 12am
>watch shows/shitpost again
>Go to sleep at 2-3am
>repeat

End my life. I've been wanting to go to the gym to get in shape and end this monotonous hellhole that is my life but I procrastinate too much.
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>>27735296
They don't want to change their lives.

They're afraid of the unknown.

It's easier for them to stay lepers because they found their comfort zone in their leprosy.
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>wake up at 12
>make breakfast
>open computer and start browsing 4chan
>browse job sites until all the experience and reference requirements get me suitably depressed
>go back to 4chan
>maybe go to the gym for an hour even though it doesn't help
>lunch at 4
>go back to 4chan
>maybe play a video game
>shower
>last meal at 10
>jerk off
>get drunk if I have alcohol
>go back to 4chan
>fall asleep/pass out

Maybe someday I will not wake up.
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>wake up at noon
>debate whether to actually leave bed
>get out of bed at 1
>shower and cry
>listen to the nightmares of my dying chia pets
>realize i didn't eat and eat something gross
>stay up till 6am doing nothing

I don't wanna kill myself, but if I died I wouldn't mind.
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>>27735296
All those "!!!" exclamation points. What a faggot.

>just go to college

Nice try, shill.
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>Wake up
>Eat a fruit and drink coffee
>Watch Twitch while I have my coffee
>Eat a couple eggs
>Go for a jog for an hour or so do some pushups and shit
Now Either
>Work
Or
>Play drums for a while
>Play guitar for a while
>Work on speedrunning games for a while
>Go to the store if I need anything
>Play some MMORPG
Now I would be home from work
>Watch some twitch while I shitpost
>Dinner
>More shitposting/vidya
>A couple times a week I'll get drunk and fap
>Sleep
It's a pretty gud life desu. I rarely get lonely at all.
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>>27735886
>>All those "!!!" exclamation points. What a faggot.

I had one exclamation point.
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>>27735887
What games do you speedrun?
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can a nigga get some university feelings up in here

>last day of class before graduating
>nothing happened
>went home without talking to anyone

so anticlimactic, i guess thats what happens when you dont make any real friends in 5 years
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>Wake up
>Hour drive to work
>Work for 4 hours
>Hour lunch
>Work for 4 hours
>Hour drive home
>Sit in front of computer browsing 4chin for 4 hours while eating dinner
>Hastly take a quick shower and iron clothes for tomorrow.
>Bed
>Repeat
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>>27735998
I've messed around with the N64 Zelda titles glitchless. I need to softmod my Wii U to get the VC versions to learned glitched properly and I haven't done that yet.
Currently messing around with Gaunlet legends. Noone runs it and I think it could be a fun game to route.
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>>27736008
oops this was supposed to b a new thread

>been on 4chan for 8 years
>still cant do basic shit

jdimsa
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>>27732853
>wake up at 7am
>brush teeth, take vitamins, feed & water the cats and plants
>make tea
>usually clean up a bit while tea is steeping, like load/unload dishwasher, get some laundry going, cat litter cleaning, etc.
>sit down at laptop for work at 7:30
>work, do chores around the house or e-window shop/mess around online while working
>one break in there, usually start making lunch a little before actual lunch break
>lunch at noon
>work again until 4pm, usually a bit bored of it by then and play some video games, fold paper, sew, draw, etc. while working
>refill the cat food
>after work read for a few hours, unless there's something to do outside of the house, like go to the bookstore, grocery shopping, visiting family, etc.
>dinner, or out to dinner, or order out dinner
>shower & brush teeth
>might watch a bit of a tv show or play some ffxiv before bed
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>wake up whenever
>drink coffee and play whatever mmo I'm currently into
>eat at 6ish
>walk and smoke
>play mmo and watch shows
>eat junk food
>lay in bed for an hour at like 6am wondering where it all went wrong
>wake up whenever again
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>>27736076
>fold paper
Like origami?
Sounds like you have a nice schedule there anon what do you do on the computer for work?
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>>27736008
>mfw that's exactly where I'm going
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>>27736193
Yeah, though mostly uncomplicated origami. It's hard to concentrate on anything more difficult while doing multiple things.

I grade standardized tests. Like SAT, GRE, etc.
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>wake up at 5.30am still drunk from night before
>6.30 in traffic for work, drink a beer/wine to avoid being too sluggish at work
>7am begin work as a labourer; could be running wheelbarrows of concrete/roadbase/soil or something easier like rolling out turf
>consume about 12 beers throughout day
>get home around 5.30pm, buy two bottles of wine, drink one before I even get through front door
>gf will be at work, realise that I havent spent any quality time with her for over a month (she works nights and weekends)
>get through second bottle on front porch chain smoking and looking at memes
>If I'm not too drunk to get down the stairs; brush teeth, shower

Why do I even abject myself to this life robots?
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>>27732853
>wake up 7:00
>work as shill for liberal media for 11 hours. good money though
>get home.
>drink as much as I can
>cuddle next to my pillow and pretend its a girl who loves me
>rinse repeat
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>>27736237
I bet that gets monotonous.
How many shitty essays do you read a day?
Do you EVER read an essay you are actually impressed by? Or is any luster gone at this point?
I wonder because I remember taking the SAT basically thinking like the kid in a christmas story when he's imagining the Teacher freaking out about how good his essay is.
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Wake up
Browse Internet on phone while cuddling the cat
Get ready
Work
Browse Internet on phone at work for the first 2 hours or so
Actually work at work the rest of the shift
Go home
Get on computer then go to bed or go straight to bed and sleep 14 hours

I think I'm going to end up in a group home or something if I live that long
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>>27732853
>wake up at who knows when
>small meal
>sit at computer for 9-13 hours
>of course the other two meals in between
>many smoke breaks

>sometimes I'll go back to sleep
>sometimes I'll lay in bed and watch anime
>sometimes I'll clean the house

I've done this for the last three years, 0 friends online and offline. It's funny because before this my social life was fantastic. These last few years spent in isolation are really getting too me, it keeps bottling up.
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>>27736305
Most of the grade school ones are shit. I'm going through one state's middle school standardized tests this month, and, I kid you not, I scored straight 1's for 30 minutes. The lowest score. 30 minutes of it.

A student making the highest score is always noticeable, and you can usually tell from the first sentence they're going to be the highest. I would put the rate at less than one in a hundred though, and some days I don't get any.

But you'd be right, probably. I always made perfect scores on my standardized tests through school; I have to wonder how many raters I made happy in my day. Just someone who doesn't keyboard smash some kind of half-grammatical stream-of-consciousness shit is exemplary.

The ones for people already in university are different though, like CLEP. They've already passed the weeding, rarely get any total duds with those tests.
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>>27735748
Obvious bait but...
How do you expect change from someone who can't even physically get out of bed?
I wan't to do many things, including my hobbies and school. But I, and I'm pretty sure lots of others here, just are not able to due one reason or the other.
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>>27735296
Some people do try a little bit and nothing better happens so they give up
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>>27736350
Do you live with your parents? Why no work or school?
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>wake up
>go to wagecuck job
>work alone for 4 hours
>have uberstacy coworker come in and try to talk to me about sex
>end up getting depressed by it, she notices and tries to cheer me up
>go home and drink and smoke
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>Wake up somewhere between 9:00-11:00
>contemplate going and being late for college
>stay in bed till 15:00 doing nothing. maybe browse /r9k/ for a few minutes
>get up and start wandering through the house
>get at the computer. try to make some music or play guitar/piano
>browse /r9k/ until I get bored
>dinner, first time I eat in a day
>don't know what to do most of the day
>fall asleep between 5:00-7:00

I would rather sleep all day. I feel terrible all the time but not when I'm asleep.
Anyone here /sleep for short periods/?
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>>27736456
It isn't bait, unlike most of you I don't enjoy arguing on the internet. Wallowing in your own misery makes things 100 times worse. You can't improve things without change.

>>27736456
That's my point. You can't expect things to magically get "better" immediately. Just go out and do things. Antidepressants would probably help...
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>>27736518
I'm 19, just got my GED like 4 weeks ago. No license, no job, and I'm not looking because I'm way too uncomfortable with my body, anxiety.. Etc

I used to weigh 253, 219 now and hopefully by the end of the year I'll be 190 and a lot more confident.
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>>27736616
I don't believe things magically get better.

>Just go out and do things
do what? college? because I'm pretty much failing that now because I miss every single class.
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>>27733314
Sleep for an hour??? Tf??
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>Get up right before class
>Get to class slightly late, quickly read all of the material I neglected the night before in case profs call on me.
>Get baked and stuff my face at the uni cafeteria
>Internet & feels
>whatever homework i can manage to do
>chess till i fall asleep & repeat
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>>27736698
I literally said "things don't get magically better". If you can't get out of bed in the morning, then you need to visit a psychologist and get on some antidepressants. Could it really be worse than the way it is now?

The fact that you are failing college doesn't help either.
When I say go out and do stuff, I mean do physical activity. Go indoor rock climbing, mountain biking, join a softball/baseball league. It will make a world of difference. It's a lot better than whatever you're doing now.
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> wake up (it depends on what i have done, most times i wake up at 4 pm, or 3 am)
>take a shower
>sometimes i eat, sometimes i don't
> see msgs on my phone, check for the group msgs to see if we're playing smash tonight
>if no msgs, i draw all day
>if i get the confirmation we are going to play smash i just watch videos until 8-9 pm then go out to a friend house and play smash
>most weekends i am either playing soccer and going to local gigs and get drunk

yeah, i may not be a robot, but i don't study or work
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>>27733314
Sounds like me, but with vidya after college
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>>27734844
Community started going down hill around season 4, but great before that
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>wake up
>immediately regrets it
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>>27735661
Pretty nice tbvhwy
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>>27732853
day off:
>wake up at 12:00 am
>sit on computer because I am tired and don't have the energy to do anything else, I even watch tv on the computer
>3:30 start getting bored but know i have to study soon so a stay on the computer
>6:30 bored and want to do something besides computer but I have to study
>8:00 too late to do anything now continue to sit on the computer
>12:00pm go to sleep
school day
>wake up 7:30 am
>commute to uni for 45 min
>class starts at 9:00-30 but i am always late
>finish at 12:00 am home by 1 pm and repeat cycle above
how do you get out of this cycle? to tired to do anything in the morning and by the time I have the energy I have to work or go to sleep
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>>27736795
Or even get a dog or cat, preferably dog because they need your love. Why continue to torture yourself?
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>>27736795
sorry anon
I don't think I'm able to so a psychologist or do those activities
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>>27736645
Ah okay there's still a lot of hope for you
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>wake up at 5 am, shower, brush teeth
>go to uni on weekdays
>get back home, immediately go back to sleep
>wake up around 6:30ish, get on computer
>play vidya
>eat
>shitpost
>fap
>go to sleep
>repeat
Guess it could be worse.
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>>27736795
Anti depressants don't help me but i at least have a job
I don't do much else because i just don't enjoy anything. Not even exercise makes me feel better (though I occasionally do it for health)

I'm thinking about trying acupuncture tho
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>>27736937
Why? How are you "not able"? Are you just telling yourself that so you don't deal with your own problems? Don't apologize to me, apologize to yourself! You are a human being who was chosen out of millions of other people to have the privilege of living, and you squander it and make excuses? I can understand not being able to do the physical activities I listed, because you may be physically unable, but you can't even see a psychologist? Why? Do you not own a car? Can you not walk? A psychologist's job is literally to cure your exact problem! Just one visit would be enough.
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>>27736795
>Could it really be worse than the way it is now?
Yes it could those meds might help some people but have awful side effects for others
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>wake up at 7:30 everyday
>its either for school or work, no days off
>swipe right on tinder
>got to work or go to school
>if go to school, then shitpost on r9k until school is over
>come home
>shitpost more on /r9k/
>consider playing either age of empires 2, playing old school runescape, or making rap beats
>either do one of those or shitpost on /r9k/
>11pm rolls around
>time to smoke weed if im not dry
>watch AoE2 pro games while high till 12-1am and shitpost more on /r9k/
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>>27737032
Then try some new ones. Everybody has their own combination of meds that work for them. If you can't find something you enjoy, try something ridiculous and new. Take up a hobby.
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>>27737063
Then you can try different ones. Do you not realize how ridiculous you sound?
>>HURR DURR I BETTER NOT TAKE CHEMO FOR MY CANCER BECAUSE I MIGHT GET NAUSEOUS
And that's what this is, a cancer of the soul. You feel like your life is pointless, or you can't find enjoyment in anything.
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>>27737116
I've been on different combinations for years you dickwad
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>>27737207
Then change something. Do something spontaneous for once and ride a motorcycle across the United States or something. All I'm saying is that you have the power to change things in your life, so do it. I don't know, even become a Yes Man or something.
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>>27737160
They do not help. And the side effects are like not being able to orgasm anymore and making me feel extremely claustrophobic all the time

Eat shit
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How do so many of you literally have nothing to do all day except waste time?

I go to work full time, read, work on my business, run all of my errands, cook food, lift weights, run, train and go out once and awhile and I don't even feel like I do enough sometimes.
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>>27737293
>work on my business

lel
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>>27737081
you play aoe2? You up for a game sometime?
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>>27737262
You need to get the fuck out of this thread. You're not a doctor. Stop trying to council people with depression, you dumb fucking normie.
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here's the life of a wageslave, and not just any wageslave but one that's so beta that he lives with mommy and daddy and works somewhere that's a long commute for shit pay

>wake up 6:15 AM
>take shower, shave, etc
>leave house 7 AM
>arrive to subway station and take 7:15 AM train, stand entire way watching a show or podcast
>get to work at 8
>work pathetic job for $18/hr that doesn't pay well because its only supposed to be a job pre-grad school but im too miserable to even apply
>only people i talk to are coworkers who need something because im basically just an office assistant so i do IT stuff, get equipment, ordering, paperwork, etc
>get off work 4:30 PM
>get 5 PM subway home, usually fall asleep
>get home by 6 PM
>after getting changed and eating, it's already like 7 PM
>by the time i check around the internet a bit, its like 8 PM
>by the time i watch the shows i missed from the night before, its like 9-9:30 PM, feeling tired since ive been awake for 15 hours
>go to bed around 11 PM
>don't contact or even talk to a single person outside of work

what a life
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>>27733031
>He's an Xboner
You deserve everything bad that's happend in your entire life.
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>wake up at 6am
>stay up for awhile wondering why i even bother living
>go to uni
>dont talk to anybody
>nobody will miss me
>realize how shitty my life is just by typing the begging of it out
I'm just going to end it soon.......
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All these people saying they still play video games into adulthood sicken me.
You nostalgiafags never change, I guess that's to be expected. Time and again you invoke that word you so dimly understand: "fun, fun, fun!"

Fun has become the manchild's rosary. You chant it like some apotropaic charm meant to ward off the threat of progress. What you fail to realize is that not everyone plays games for shallow amusement. By merely reliving the simple delights of your boyhood, you're closing yourself off to a much more fruitful avenue of gaming experience: immersion. While you're off saving the princess for the thousandth time, smug in your shell of "fun," I'm visiting richly detailed worlds with interesting stories, themes, and characters; worlds where my imagination can grow and flourish without being stunted by superficiality. It's a kind of deep satisfaction and contentment your cheap save-the-princess thrills could never hope to match.

Tell me, when did liking infantile pleasures as an adult become accepted, even trendy? Just as it's unhealthy to play with Nerf guns in a board room or take your date to the McDonald's PlayPlace, it's unhealthy - disgustingly unhealthy - to obsess over googly-eyed cartoon icons from your childhood.

And don't bother pitching me that worn-out apologetic from the hack writer C.S. Lewis, whose claim to fame was a children's story about Jesus being a lion. You may be worth less than the brown stain on your briefs, but even YOU know better than to fall for argumentum ad verecundiam.

So to recap, my bloated friend, there's a time and place for Mario and Zelda, for cheap thrills and shallow amusement, but for you that was ten years and thirty pounds ago.
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>>27732853
>wake up
>check phone, look at news stories, youtube, etc.
>get out of bed
>take shower
>sit at computer all day doing nothing, literally just browsing the web
>go to bed
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>Wake up at 3 pm
>Eat lunch while my grandma sleeps
>Try to study but no willpower to do it
>Watch youtube videos and shitpost on 4chan all day
>Eat dinner with my very tired grandma
>Stay almost all night watching more videos and maybe play a few shitty games that my shitty laptop can support
>Go to bed while thinking that nothing has changed and nothing will ever change because i'm so depressed that i can't find the willpower to do anythng
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>>27732853
>Wake up
>Sit on r9k for a few hours
>Either get on my desktop and play world of warcraft or get on my laptop and watch anime
>Get food around 1pm and then 6pm
>Watch anime or play games till im sleepy then fall asleep
I hate this existence
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>>27732853
Whenever I have free time, I feel like I ought to be doing something productive. Whenever I'm doing something productive, I think of how I could be doing something even more productive, and how much I want to go back to doing nothing. More or less of a cycle.
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>>27735661
Sounds pretty good, actually. I could use some structure in my daily schedule.
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>>27737375
How do you make $18 an hour and can't afford your own place? What the hell is the cost of living where you live?
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>>27737710
Bay Area, California

if you know america you should know what i mean
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my schedule is completely fucked because I'm a NEET but here goes;

12pm-4pm (usually 2-3pm) get up, wash face, change into clothes
shower every other day because i dont do as much physical activity as i used to
play games and watch tv shows/movies all day either with brother or myself
eat food, im steadily losing weight even though I eat a lot
go for a walk between 9pm-11pm (because social situations terrify me) and listen to music
sometimes talk to my friend who wants to fuck me but cant because of distance

and that's it
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>>27733931
Your life sounds like absolute shit.
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>>27732853
>don't take the shotgun from downstairs and an hero
>don't take the shotgun from downstairs and an hero

Really shouldn't even have it t b h
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I've been stealing cases of beer and box wine and getting me and my friends who live up the street from my drunk with it everyday from this store near me.

I hope they catch on and arrest me but I'm really good at what I do.
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>wake up
>lay in bed for half an hour
>go to class
>come back and sleep for the rest of the day
>wake up, fap, shower
>fuck around on 4chan for a few hours
>go to bed
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>0830 wake up
>make lunch, coffee, shower ect.
>1000 go to work
>get paid 11 bucks plus mileage to work developmentally disabled adults work
> go home
>try a new recipe
>watch tv and eat supper with sis
>play vidya or go to coffee shop for art events and a brew
>bed by 0000
start over
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>wake up at 10 AM
>breakfast
>shower
>2 hour trip to university
>university
>university
>university
>university
>2 hour trip back home at 9 PM severely contemplating suicide
>go to sleep

best time of my life lads
spending 8 hours in a huge box studying bullshit
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>Wake up
>Watch some interesting lecture
>Go to my boring lecture
>Look at the qts and normies I will never be a part of
>Walk around campus, looking at all the people going someplace they want to be
>Go home
>Go on 4chan
>Try to draw
>Justify my position
>Go to sleep
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>>27733931
>freedom
jej
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>>27734121
>shower, get dressed
HAHAHA why? Are you a fag?
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>wake up
>shitpost on 4chan
>eat
>shitpost on 4chan
>eat
>shitpost on 4chan
>sleep

That's been my average day for the past 8 years.

I'm not even joking.
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>>27734121
>shower, get dressed

Get a load of this normie
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wake up, 11am
maybe shower
maybe eat something
go on 4chan
maybe play vidya or watch anime
go to bed at 4am

day after day
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>>27736268
alcuckholic
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>>27732853
>wake up
>still alive
>smoke cigarettes
>shower etc
>coffee, food and water
>activities
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>>27740567
some people don't have mommy and daddy to lean on and actually have to leave the house
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>>27733031
Your life sounds multitudes better than mine you spoiled fucking brat.
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Wake up. Stimulant. Stimulant. Stimulant. Stimulant. Stimulant. Stimulant stimulant. Stimulant. Stimulant. Depressant. Depressant. Depressant. Masturbate. Cry. Sleep. Repeat.
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>Wake up anywhere from 10-12
>Fap
>Check catalogs of various boards
>Get out of bed
>Turn computer
>eat breakfast while it boots up
>play vidya for several hours
>eat lunch (will occasionally miss lunch if I've woken up late)
>Sometimes fap more than once a day, if I do then the second fap might occur around this time in the afternoon
>go for a walk if I feel like it
>play more vidya (or continue playing since lunch if I didn't fap or go for a walk)
>more vidya
>have a shower at about 22:30
>watch a bit of TV
>Possibly fap before bed
>go to bed around 1-2am

Repeat ad nauseam
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>>27734144
Why did you say meme coffee
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>>27735296
You inspired me thanks
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