Why does all beer taste like piss besides Stella Artois?
>stella artois
even heineken is better than that shit, senpai.
>>27732309
I have never liked beer until I tried stella artois. Heineken, Guiness, Bud Light, Miller Light, the list goes on and on, I hate it. But then I tried stella artois and it's fantastic.
>>27732289
Maybe the worst bait I've ever seen
>>27732289
Every mainstream beer is shit, but Stella is actually decent compared to the other ones, specially Corona, fuck Corona, shittiest of beers.
>>27732289
Point and laugh at the faggot
>>27732346
that's because you're an american pleb. i live in the middle east and have way better beers than you.
try weihenstephaner, hoegaarden, paulaner, kirin ichiban. wheat beer is best (although kirin is lager).
>>27732346
You're just young
You wont be this picky the more you drink
>>27732348
>sage in the name field
Hello newfag :)
>>27732358
I agree. Corona is the worst shit I've ever tasted. Whenever I visit my family it's what everyone is drinking, it makes no sense to me.
>>27732383
Thank you for the recommendations family friend.
>>27732385
22, I just don't drink much beer. I love spirits.
>>27732289
0/10
can't believe I'm even putting enough effort into the reply to come up with an original comment
>>27732346
Well.. You are not supposed to actually be drinking for the taste.
>>27732383
>weihenstephaner, hoegaarden, paulaner, kirin ichiban
I'm in the US and we have all of those. They're all pretty mediocre-tier, decent casual drinking beers to have as your standard. Hoegaarden is very solid.
Pic related is my standard. It's pretty good and is kind of a local tradition in MN
>>27732457
>german wheat beers
>mediocre
what the fuck are you on senpai? i do drink them casually but they aren't mediocre at all compared to generic lagers like stella and whatever. if anything kirin is "mediocre-tier" but i like japanese beer and it's all lager.
>>27732390
>Implying sage isn't in options too
Wow, crazy how that works
>>27732438
I don't get this meme at all, spirits are wonderful.
>>27732534
Why embarrass yourself by putting it in the name field too?
>>27732457
I live in MN too, I will have to give that a try.
I recommend trying pic related. Even though it's a 10% beer it tastes really fucking smooth.
I have a better question for you. How do you know what piss tastes like? Please tell
>>27732514
Mediocre might have been the wrong word. It's not like "holy shit this is amazing" good, but it's good for what it is. Like I said, they're solid casual drinking beers.
>>27732564
I'm surprised you haven't already. How long have you lived here? Also where in MN are you?
>tfw highland park
feels good
>>27732599
Thanks for the recommendation friend.
>>27732608
I've had Corona before.
>>27732645
All my life, beer has never been a big thing to anyone in my family so that's probably why I haven't heard of it. Live in Rochester
>>27732383
Wheat beer is so god-tier.
>>27732687
How old are you, and how do you like living there? I'm looking into buying a house and rochester is dirt cheap. Is the downtown area decent?
>>27732346
That's because you're drinking frat-tier light beers. Even malt liquor is more respectable than light beer, at least it gets you drunk.
>>27732383
>i live in the middle east and have way better beers than you.
I'm surprised you haven't been beheaded yet you nasty kuffar.
I think you need to try more beer. If all you've had was Stella and cheap American Lager I can understand why you feel that way.
This is my favorite beer, in small and infrequent doses. It's like being hit with a mallet made of taste.
>>27732645
>wheat beer
>not amazing
wheat beer is the pinnacle of beer. i would also hardly call wheat beers "casual beers" because they're more expensive than run of the mill lagers, especially american lights.
>>27732704
this anon knows what's up.
>>27732795
>implying i live in an islamic shithole
anon pls. you think they sell alcohol in those places?
>favorite pilsner Stella
>favorite beer Westmalle Trip and Duvel
Nevertheless I like trying new beers more than just picking the same ones over and over.
>>27732889
duvel is pretty stronk. don't really like drinking it without food. still a good beer nevertheless senpai.
>>27732855
>>27732889
only non-plebs in the thread so far
Belgian here :^)
btw all pils is the same: cat piss
>>27732966
i mentioned hoegaarden and you still didn't quote me. rude.
>>27732864
>wheat beer is the pinnacle of beer.
lel no
They're more expensive than PBR or busch light or other frat party beer, but definitely less good than any microbrew.
Pic related is my favorite desu. I love red ales
>>27732864
Where do you live, Lebanon, Iran?
>>27732996
That's because Hoegaarden is shit. Try Grimbergen instead.
>>27732457
>Grain Belt
Mah nigga
But that's not sam adams cold snap anon
Aw shit son, three of these for five quid, 5.5%, 650 ml each bottle.
>>27733022
>microbrews
welp can't say i've tried these. i think i only had one. never really cared for them but maybe because the one i tried was shit.
>>27733024israel.
also iran is definitely an islamic shithole, you nerd. and lebanon is ruined thanks to hezbos.
>>27733025
>hoegaarden
>shit
heresy. but thanks for the recommendation maybe i'll bump into it someday.
>>27733025
Hoegaarden is so overrated, honestly.
Grimbergen Blond is nice, but sometimes too sweet.
>>27733122
Iranian Christian are allowed to drink though and many Muslims there drink anyway.
Also, Iranian youth are fucking out of marriage and all now - What killed the West will kill the Middle East too.
>>27733180
>Hoegaarden is so overrated, honestly.
Outside of Belgium, sure.
My favorite beers are the Westmalle's.
>>27733180
Hoegaarden is fucking digusting.
Also, Stella Artois is fucking disgusting.
As expected of /r9k/ to have no taste.
Lefe Blonde if you're wanting a smooth Belgian beer
>>27732855
Too bad it's like 8 bucks per bottle in the states
>>27733180
well i had st. bernardus wit too, but it's essentially hoegaarden. i also like leffe (both blond and brown) but i wouldn't call them my favorites.
>>27733199
well christians are allowed to drink alcohol everywhere. here i don't think you'll find any muslims selling alcohol (i live in a mixed city and the biggest alcohol store here is owned by an arab christian), although of course you have their shitstain youths who mix vodka and red bull like everywhere else. but more often than not i think they only have stuff like xl and red bull.
get on the polish beer kohai
debowe mocne muthafuka
shits like 7.8% and tastes nice
>>27732752
Sorry I didn't reply right away. I'm 22, I like it a lot. The downtown is decent, it's not a huge city by any means but there's definitely some stuff to do. It's a really nice place overall, would recommend.
>>27732383
Kirin doesn't taste like much at all desu. Still very drinkable but often overpriced.
>>27733356
Good to know, thanks for the reply anon!
>>27732289
not sure if shillwho the fuck wants to shill stella artois
>>27732289
it taste like sweet poo/10
>also not drinking some crafted beer like a true man would
>>27732358
I don't understand why people hate corona. I think it's pretty good.
>>27734757
I love corona too. especially when it comes with a little lime
>>27734757
Corona it's like yellow water, it doesn't even taste like beer.
>>27732383
>kirin
>lager
pale lager. that tastes like every single other pale lager japanese beer because apparently thats all they're capable of drinking.
yebisu is pretty good though, surprisingly.
This one is my favorite. Too bad I can never find it in my state.
>>27734812
forgot to upload the image like a retard.
>>27732289
Maybe because your a pussy? Idk, that seems most likely.
