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What are my chances of being successful if I ask every qt I meet
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What are my chances of being successful if I ask every qt I meet if I can lick their butthole if I pay? $20-$30 seems reasonable imo
I'm seriously considering it, but I'm not sure if it's like sexual harassment or not
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>I'm not sure if it's like sexual harassment or not

heueheuhue
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>>27732039
I don't think you should offer money. They'll find it more insulting.
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you are mentally ilI
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your ass will be filled with jamal's meat well before you'll find a taker.
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No girl is interested in getting her butthole licked, at least until you just do it. You'll never get a yes unless it's a literal prostitute. However, if you bang a chick and just do it as part of the game, she'll not stop you when in a horny state.
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>>27732039
Just save up money for a hooker, and she'll let you go ham on that asshole
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>>27732070
I doubt they would just bend over and let me do it for free though
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you are mentaIly ill
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you are mentaIly iII
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>>27732092
Everyone, please take note that this the only correct answer.
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>>27732092
That's why I'm offering the cash, I figure that's incentive enough.
It's not for her enjoyment, it's for mine.
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>>27732072
>>27732149
>>27732175
Somebody explain this fucking sorcery to me.
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Sexual harassment is not a crime in most places. Soliciting prostitution is worse. Don't offer to pay them.
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>>27732750
capital "i"s instead of "l"s in ill
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>>27732812
Of course. It's brilliant.
Thanks.
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>>27732857
you are rnentally ill
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>>27732924
you are mentaIIy ill
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>>27732924
>>27732948
keep 'em coming. we have 2**3 possible combinations.
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>>27732039
Do you have any close friends that are girls you could ask?
No lie, I baited a friend once in HS to give me a BJ by phrasing it a joke. Laughed it off , when she responding about me having a better chance at carpet munching. A few jokes later of feeling each other and shit got real.
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>>27732039
Gee, you're sick
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>>27732039
Best bet would be at a full nude strip club. One of my buddies bought me a dance and I was able to get the girl to spread her ass right in front of me so I could smell it. Was not bad
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>>27732054
persona q was so fucking shit
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>>27732039
Goddamn, that's a cute, tighty looking pussy
I'd love to take her on a date, tell her I love her, wiggle those pussy flaps around, pump her full of cum, then leave and not take responsibility for the child.
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>>27733147
Cute girls usually have clean buttholes and hygiene.
It's the uggos you have to worry about
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>>27732039
Just ask a man for it.

The digestive systems are the same. Girl's assholes stink as bad and men ones.
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>>27733218

I never played it, I just like that smug Yukari face.

Thinking about getting a 2DS though for power outtages and because it has like a million games I want to play on it
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