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would dog shit make a good jacket if you formed it into a jacket shape and baked it?
>>27731985
no? it would crumble and fall apart the second you tried to move it
are you trying to make a jacket anon?
>>27731985
>>>/fa/
why post this here?
>>27732046
i want a jacket :(
>>27732085
i did but they wouldn't answer me. they kept saying really really homosexual shit like "no? it would crumble and fall apart the second you tried to move it
are you trying to make a jacket anon?" and "why post this here?"
>>27732125
the best thing to make a jacket would be fabric of some kind of animal skin
baked dog shit wouldnt be pliable enough to function as a garment
>>27732189
you don't think it would be gummy? i bet it would be kinda gummy.
>>27732125
Excellent funpost
>>27731985
no but you can grow fabric... I forget the exact mixture that the clothing designers were using but something with sugar and i think cider and yeast. It doesn't smell or anything. look it up.
>>27732294
i just looked it up. you mix one part dog shit with zero parts sugar, zero parts cider, and zero parts yeast, bake for 5 hours at 400 degrees and that's where suede comes from.
i once made a jacket appear out of nothing by sucking the dick of a magical dog. so i have no reason to believe there aren't other wondrous methods of procuring a jacket by interacting with a dog's no-no region.
