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>had a footlong Subway sandwich today after delivering my packages to the post office
>haven't bathed or brushed my teeth since Tuesday; hair is oily and wet-feeling, shiny with grease, and I marveled at the stench of my testicles today after rubbing my nuts and sniffing them during my daily poo-poo
>noticed my thighs had some acne on them, and popped one pimple and let it dry as I squeezed some more poo out
>after my fat poo, I had two delicious donuts I picked up from a local bakery
>soon, I will be feasting on the supper my mommy is slaving away to make me
>later, I will lie down and enjoy the intellectually and erotically stimulating world of anime
>after, I will try to sleep and remember that I am old, fat, ugly, stupid and useless
>I will attempt to remind myself that I'm working at getting better, but I will know deep in my heart that I am condemned to a life of low-end mediocrity, sadness and regret
>I will try to calm myself with fatalism, nihilism and the prospect of escapism knowing that none can properly supplant the ego of a human in existential pain
>after I finally pass out from sheer exhaustion, promising myself I will start tomorrow, I will wake up to another day of gluttony, lust and wrath, where I will do the same thing I did today but with slight differences

Who /fuckinghopelesspieceofshit/ here?