Who /conman/ here?
>>27729111
OC and trips. Acknowledged.
An adjustable wrench couldn't remove a wheelchair wheel.
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>>27729283
>4chan filename
>OC
just because you haven't seen it that doesn't make it OC anon
>>27729356
>Thinking anime screenshots count as OC
>>27729301
hello autism my old friendoriginalo
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>>27729411
where did I imply that it did?
I'm just posting a conman
I didn't really intend to reply to you in the first place I just wanted to post kaiki and I needed some text to get past the robot so I used the opportunity to lecture you about filenames
>be me like 10 years ago I was like 9 or 10
>living in NYC at the time
>constantly pull the "I'm homeless and need money" con on people
I never actually needed the money and would just go buy candy and vidya games with it. I miss the days when I could do that without feeling remorse.
I have a website that sells "alternative medicine". I know nothing of it has any effect but if people are stupid enough to pay for it then that's up to them.. Earns me around $5,000 a month so not too bad. Completely legal, too.
>>27729111
I scam people on steam for games all the time. I just do it for fun since I pirate anyways
>>27730422
>$5,000 a month
awww, cute.
>>27730422
is this your website anon?
http://www.quantummansite.com/catalog/
>>27730778
You pulled anything bigger tough guy?
>>27731956
Minimum 3k a week pal.
The fun thing is that they can't even report me.
>>27730422
How do you get that kind of thing set up my dude?
>>27730778
More than enough for me. I live a simple life.
>>27731587
Nah, not gonna link it here on 4chan.
>>27732108
Learn how to make a website for selling merchandise or pay someone to make it for you. Spam your website on relevant sites. I do this but in a subtle way (e.g. I post in health related forums about a product that helped me cure a disease and then I link my website so they can buy it from there).
It took me a while though, I set the site nine years ago, only made like $50 the first year lol.
>be at work experience when the food van comes in selling crisps
>say to worker "I think I'm gonna get something to eat" and look in bag for money
>look in my bag and act surprised and say that I must of forgot my money
>worker says that he will buy me then
>act grateful and offer to pay him back tomorrow
>he says not to worry about it
>mfw I had money in my bag all along and was just too tight to spend it
>mfw when I offered to pay him back I knew he was going to say no and it was all part of the ruse
>>27732303
I would've said ''alright, no problem''. Then what?
>see child drowning
>think about helping her but realize I look like a fucking hobo and I have autism so they'll probably blame me
>not wanting to go to prison for attempted murder I get the fuck out of there
>later read the news about a child that drowned
>work shitty part-time job
>make side money from online
>live comfortably
>"anon you really spend all your time on the computer?"
>sure
>treat job like a joke
baffles me, most people hate me because that's their primary source of income.
GUYS IM ABOUT TO PULL THE SICKEST HEIST IN ROBOT HISTORY
>There's a 7/11 near my house
>With textured and styrofoam cups for icees
>STYROFOAM
>Going to get the courage to leave my home
>Get an icee cup
>Put a cheeky candybar in the cup
>FILL
>I
>L
>L
>With delicious icee goodness
>Go to pay
>"just the icee sir?"
>that's it my dude
>mfw the cashier is usually a girl
>Will call her a boy name
>And I will also get a free candybar
I'm trembling right now. How can God have wrought such evil into a world he so loves?
PURE EVIL
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>Pretty stupid when it came to my first cars and always got a place to do the work for me
>Guys were a bunch of monkeys and repeatedly broke something else in the car
>Flash forward 5 years to now
>Often go to the same shop and steal anything I need for my car and do the work myself
>>27732274
where/how do you source the alt meds? Are they actual alt meds (whatever that means) or do you just sell like, random herbs and dust filled capsules or somethin?
uni library has a auto checkout with machine that demagnetises a metal strip in cover (or something, i don't fucking know) when you checkout a book. Anyway, if you place another book inside the machine demags both books but only checks one of them out (the one on outside, whose barcode is visible. Other book is now mine!
>tfw I steal Japanese porn and then rehost it on my website to make money
Thanks, Japanese cucks. Easiest money of my life
>>27733174
I do it all the time m8
>get large random drink
>stuff shit under ice
>fill
>pay $4 for $10 worth of goodies
>Buying expensive shit like Brazil nuts
>self checkout
>code them as peanuts
>>27732811
It was unlikely he would of said yes. If he did though I would of borrowed it anyway and just give him the money the next day.
