Hey robots.
I'm going to kill myself tonight.
How do I make my last day count?
Drink a delicious Pepsi and enjoy a cigarette.
>>27729035
Do you mean it anon
>>27729059
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
I've been thinking about it for a while and just decided to get it over with.
>>27729035
Listen to some Tears For Fears. Maybe even end it all while Mad World is playing.
>Anon comes into /r9k/
>Has finally decided he wants a death certificate
>Wants us to give him things to make his last day count
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
I'm sorry he couldn't actually be here now to give you a peaceful send off
>>27729035
NO, Wait there is something out for you!
>>27729035
By drinking till you pass out and waking up the next day realizing you didnt kill yourself
>>27729180
Thanks for the suggestion, listening to it right now.
>>27729035
How are you going to kill yourself? OD?
>>27729035
Is there anything making today particularly bad?
>>27729199
How do you even know that there is?
>>27729203
I've done that too many times. Not this time though, I'm done.
>>27729232
I'm going to slit my wrists and OD on ambien.
>>27729250
Nothing about today, no.
>>27729035
This thread makes me sad because it seems pretty legit. I'm sorry that nothing ever came up to make you think life was worth continuing with
>>27729312
You shouldn't be, it's okay. I think this was a long time coming. I'm happy I'm finally going to be over with this life.
It's pretty sad I can only be happy on my last day but hey, that's how life works.
>>27729370
Tell us a bit about yourself anon, what country are you from, how old did it take you to finally give up
Was it mostly tfw nogf, being NEET or all round lack of any hope for the future
The world you want to live in doesn't exist? Why? What is that you want/wish for your world to be prepared for you to live in?
>>27729422
I'm from the United States. I don't want to say that much since my only friend goes on /r9k/ and I don't want them to know it's me.
It was all around lack of hope. I can't live with the depression anymore. If I ever get a job I'll quit because I can't get out of bed.
I'm planning on sending him a message later saying I'm going to kill myself then go offline. He's an internet friend so he wouldn't know if I killed myself or just randomly stopped talking to him.
>>27729268
>I'm going to slit my wrists and OD on ambien.
How do I know you have a vagina?
Just. How do I know it.
Is there anything we can say or do to make you reconsider?
>>27729035
brah if your room is small get some wood and burn it at night in your room right before you sleep.Make sure there is no ventilation windows open the carbon monoxide will kill you and it will be painless death
>>27729035
Please don't, you have so much to live for
>>27729491
>I'm from the United States. I don't want to say that much since my only friend goes on /r9k/ and I don't want them to know it's me.
>It was all around lack of hope. I can't live with the depression anymore. If I ever get a job I'll quit because I can't get out of bed.
>I'm planning on sending him a message later saying I'm going to kill myself then go offline. He's an internet friend
are you still friends with him? If so why would you kill yourself. Sounds silly.
>>27729035
Ruin the lives of as many people as possible before going out
Preferably by cutting their lives short
godspeed senpai
>>27729523
kek. this guy
bxbxbxbbxbxbbbbxxx
>>27729516
No. I didn't post this for sympathy, just to get one last thread in before I kill myself. Maybe laugh a little. I don't know.
>>27729523
You don't know me.
>>27729528
I'm pretty sure he hates me. We've gotten progressively less and less close. He has many other friends too, it isn't like I'm his only friend. >>27729550
Too much of a pussy.
>>27729570
>I'm pretty sure he hates me. We've gotten progressively less and less close.
What're the signs that this is the case? I mean what would've caused him to hate you?
If you guys are friends then i'm pretty sure he wouldn't mind.
>>27729570
>Maybe laugh a little. I don't know.
I hope you've enjoyed my endless Shipman threads and hopefully the Rare Elliot thread if you were around for that
>>27729570
How will your body be discovered? Do you have anyone else in the house that would notice?
>>27729599
He started acting weird around me and not talking that much in calls. I constantly seem to annoy him and piss him off.
>>27729491
>Can't get out of bed
Stop. It's not that hard.
>>27729633
>He started acting weird around me and not talking that much in calls. I constantly seem to annoy him and piss him off.
people go through phases. Everyone's a bundle of chaotic emotions so you have to accept that. Maybe something's not kosher for him at the moment.
even then, people aren't the end of the world.
buy some coke and visit a hooker
>>27729035
become an /r9k/ hero for the beta uprising
>>27729671
Thanks for this. I just don't understand why he wouldn't tell me if something was wrong.
Livestream your suicide, faggot. Also bang a bunch of hookers and take every drug you can find
Learn the guitar and get good first.
>>27729753
>Thanks for this. I just don't understand why he wouldn't tell me if something was wrong.
People are off like that. If you two share some hobbies or personal interests (or you see something news related regarding itlike a new FLCL if he likes animedo that).
Also, if you guys already spend a lot of time talking to one another, a small break in between wouldn't hurt a thing.
>>27729741
if you do this OP, you will go down in history. and hell, maybe some people will legit love you for once
>>27729789
Little anon, someone not prepared can't just do that on the spur of the moment, a person needs months, if not years of mental preparation for that.
>>27729741
>>27729789
lets get the music goin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0&nohtml5=False
Seek professional help. Call the suicide hotline. Life ain't that bad
>>27729035
Take normies out before you do it.
>>27729828
no, they just need a gun, ammo, and a fit of rage with nothing to loose
>>27729828
Yeah, I don't think I could randomly go out and start murdering people. I'd probably pussy out.
>>27729863
see>>27729855
oregono
>>27729855
Just make sure whatever you're attacking doesn't have a door
>>27729883
like a protest or march or something?
>>27729058
>>27729035
>Drink a delicious Pepsi and enjoy a cigarette.
Have a nice meal and drink. Order something you wouldn't get normally, something fancy. Not like money matters now. Just enjoy your last day.
you faggot.
if you can make one day "count" (in other words, make it a good day) that means you can make other days count.
if days count, you shouldn't kill yourself. wise up. it is pretty obvious. whatever you plan to do to make your last day good, just apply some of that to every day.
>>27729894
Anything. Just seems that doors have a habit of stopping mass murderers.
Good luck.
>>27729035
choose the most evil person you have immediate access to and take them with you anon.
but be very sure they deserve it.
>>27729894>mfw OP shoots up a BLM march
>>27729035
is this a meme lolidk :P
>>27729926
>>>/pol/
theyll want to hear this
B4 death why not experience drugs or go to a bar and literally flirt with every girl while being hammered, after all you got nothing to lose, or better yet. Take a car, drive to southern most tip of Florida spend every dime you got, an hero during midnight in the beach... Not only will you have a "blast" but you will also ruin some normies vacation when they see your fat degenerate corpse on the ground... Sounds like a win win situation to me
>>27729916
They didn't stop Ship, most of his victims voluntarily opened the door for them
>>27729910
>>27729836
>>27729523
>>27729516
>>27729199
Fucking normies. Get the fuck out and let the man do it.
>>27729926
If this is possible OP, do it
Become fucking legendary.
>>27729957
>B4
>newfag detected
>>27729963
4 of them were faggots but >>27729516
was pretty reasonable, no one likes to see a fellow robot die
You need to become a martyr of the betas. I suggest killing your bullies or the stacies who made fun of you.
People will remember you for it.
p in v
>>27729998
So close, I've actually gotten quads twice in the past 24 hours
>>27729035
bake something really yummy
maybe smoke a cigarette or something equally bad for your health
tidy your room up a bit
get comfy in some pajamas
maybe end it to your favorite song
but please don't senpai
The normies deserve everything they get, anon.
>>27729035
I'll probably join you tonight, OP.
Work will undoubtedly drain whatever shred of life I have left in me tonight, then I go back to my apartment and pull the trigger.
>>27730068
Don't, my friend.
Kill some people first.
>>27729035
Have you tried any of the following?
1. Cardio three times a week for 30 minutes
2. Travel to different countries
3. Therapy
4. Psychotropic medication
5. Watch all 500 films in the Empire best films list
6. Read all 100 books on modern libraries best books
7. Sex
8. Pursuing seriously various hobbies
9. Doing a range of social activities and meetups and reaching out to hang out with some members
10. Talking about your feels with your family
11. Road trip across America to eat and see many interesting things
12. Watch all the animes
13. Hiking all the major Mountains in North America
14. Volunteer and actually give of yourself to help others
15. Give a homeless person 20 bucks and ask them about their life
These and many other things should be done first, there are many things that can make life wirth living. Also call the suicide hotline. Yes life can be super shitty and there's a lot of bullshit, but we can make it worth living.
>>27729926
>>27729998
>validating black lives matter with actual racism motivated attacks
you really do want to live in a cuckolded USA if you think making them martyrs is a good idea
>>27730030
fucking degenerate
>>27729035
Drinking beer and doing Shrooms.
>>27730068
It's comforting in a way to know that.
Right now I'm just thinking of the consequences of my actions on my friend. I don't know how he'll react.
>>27730019
>>27730030
>>27730036
>>27730082
Don't fucking lie to the robot, cunts.
His life has no meaning.
>>27729035
Watching Star Wars, smoking pot.
>>27730078
Why?
They don't deserve it. Not really.
I have to go work now. Less than 8 hours to go. It's almost exciting.
>>27729035
Rent a fucking sports car get some morphine and a razor and get high then slash your wrists and drive off a cliff bruh. That's my plan anyway.
>>27730109
Don't project squirt. Not everyone is as pathetic as you.
>>27730109
His meaning is to kill bad people who turned him into what he is right now.
>>27730101
No matter how you rationalize it, death makes people irrational. He will be hurt when he finds out, and maybe he won't even know why.
It's unfortunately unavoidable.
If you're serious, travel to Syria and try to kill as many ISIS militants as possible before being killed yourself.
>>27729035
Life does suck sometimes. There are very nice and weird people out there who could've supported you through this though. It's a shame life has given you suffering. I live on because of my interest in knowledge of the world and our universe. I hope you'll enjoy the precious moments of self conciousness you have left especially if you decide to cut it short. It's something that comes around only once, you are quite unique. If you do decide to skip this level/life towards death. I hope you'll find something beyond life no matter the chances of that. I guess your atoms and such will remain on this earth for a long time anyway. Let's all just hope the beyond won't be as cruel.
this thread is golden s u c c worthy
>>27730154
There is a lot of people who deserve it, and not only politicians or criminals.
>>27730187
It's the only thing that makes me hesitate in wanting to die.
>>27729035
I'm doing it too OP, godspeed.
>>27730244
Good friend, is he?
Either way, it's your life to do with it as you please. People are effected whatever we do.
Yall a bunch of pussies for killing yourself. There's basically 2 reasons explaining what you are right now, it's bullying and isolation during your puberty years.
The people who made you like that are living happily right now, and all you can think about is killing yourself?
Be a man for once and become a hero.
>>27729035
watch this movie before you die
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368709/
if you feel like dying afterdwards, do it like in the movie and have a road trip before.
there was a documentary on japs killing themselves driving all the way to mount fuji
I'm rooting for you OP
Hope you can be happy in the next life, I might join you soon
>>27730385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8
if you have nothing to lose, why don't you just leave everything behind and do something cool like hitchhike across the continent or something?
>>27730244
I'm guessing you're pretty young. You have yet to even become your potential, to actually taste life in all its intricacy.
Like destroying a budding flower before its bloom, or a crysalis before the butterfly emerges. The true beauty of life hasn't been seen by you, your in the dark and want to check out early. But the beauty is there, you have to fight for it.
You aren't just destroying yourself, but the infinite possibilities of all future possible seleves, and the thousands of people who might themselves have their lives enriched by those future selves.
Keep living, learning, thinking, seeing, doing, being. It gets better, but you have to work to make it so.
Take me out first, OP
>>27730356
>>27730420
Stop filling OP's head with poisonous lies.
Think I might do it also. Fucking sick of dealing with life and the bullshit in it.
Can anyone give any tips on how to kill yourself using the Ligature compression method? I keep trying to do it but I never pass out......
>>27730420
Jesus fucking Christ.
This is literally Hollywood-tier you normie faggot.
Do you really think a bullshit exposition like this would convince yourself if you were suicidal?
Christ. Normies are fucking stupid.
>>27730356
Continuous bullying and isolation will cause a multitude of mental problems if continued during puberty over the course of a few years. Due to these social ect.. problems someone easily becomes unable to communicate with a large group of people who live in our society. The cure is a prolonged exposure to a friendly group of ( preferably ) reasonably normal and nice people and social excercises, but bullying during puberty always leaves scars.
>>27730457
Normies understand the world through the lenses of hollywood and whatever other bullshit filled their heads from a young age
That's why they all think of themselves as heroes in their own story, destined for greatness
>>27730457
Just for that, OP, I suggest you shoot up some normies as retribution.
>>27730451
How rare is that? Don't think I've ever seen this one before
>>27730517
Not that rare, I believe its a still from one of his videos
>>27730507
It was stupid but not stupid enough to kill someone.
holy shit do this for the love of god
Sex
Original commento
>>27730455
It's not a good idea to use the Ligature method, because you can survive and be brain damaged instead m8.
>>27730616
this is glorious
laughing so hard right here. you made my day robrot
I wish you good luck wherever you end up OP.
>>27730730
Thank you anon.
I wish you luck in the life ahead of you if you choose to live.
>>27730756
There really isn't much to say is there? It's always a sad thing but I hope you've at least enjoyed the comments of the thread.
>>27729035
D R U G S
R
U
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S
Might a swell try heroin now.
Do meth. Afterlife has no addiction
Actually it has no anything, to be honest
If you're not comfortable with that then don't do it.
>>27730858
They made me happy for a while.
Thanks if anyone who replied is still reading this thread.
Well, succes I guess, anon.
>>27730730
this. i hope you don't fail. it would be worst.
>>27729035
I think compared to most of the people on r9k you are a wonderful person. I hope your friend will be ok, I'm pretty sure it will be quite a shock to him. You've also probably scared a few robots into checking in on their fellow robots.
>>27730891
Take this guy's advice but take extacy and binge on meth don't just do it.. Become it
>>27729035
We still love you fellow robot, don't let anyone decide what you'll do though. The night is still young ( in some countries) and mayby this sunset will be the most beautiful one you've ever seen. Or mayby the rain will make a more relaxing sound than ever before. It's the little stupid things that make you live on sometimes. I'd say take a long walk outside and clear your mind before deciding on anything important.
>>27730457
If something I said wasn't true, say so. Otherwise let's forego the memery.
>>27729035
Post your cock in this thread, OP. Might as well go all out.
are you dead OP?
give us updates pls
also please dont do it, its not worth it
>>27731623
I'm going to go and do it tonight.
I want to watch the sunset before I die.
>>27731674
I got bipolar its harder than having depression and at least with depression you got a chance of not having it all your life, don't be so selfish your family or anyone close to you will suffer
>>27731759
>durr hurr my life is harder then urz
>>27731674
We all wish you success and a peaceful ending if you choose to do it, although we really hope that you overcome this and find happiness in the future.
I know this is a bad thread, but it's really given me hope in one way seeing all the robots in here supporting our fellow anon, it gave me a feel.
What's more, I think you've really it far too close to home for a lot of us that have these thoughts but haven't got as close to the edge as you have yet.
>>27730244
Why does it cause you hesitation? Why would it stop you from killing yourself?
>>27730420
I will agree and say that you sound young. However, that is where my own agreement ends.
Life doesn't get better.
>>27731409
I am letting you know. I don't know how old YOU are, but you're either young enough to be naive, or dumb enough to believe that hard work, dedication, and the power of friendship will get you anywhere.
As for your "Infinite future selves" crap, by the same token, not interacting with those people could sent them towards a far greater path than if you had. Your 3deep5me highschool philosophy works both ways.
>>27729035
Shitpost on 4chan
This is the most original thing lalalalala
Let's be serious, you're prob not gonna shoot up normies.
But you should in the very least write a searing letter of indictment to everyone who ever bullied you and post it on facebook before they go. Make them regret it for the rest of their lives. Make them wish they were dead.
>>27732124
Depends on what you work hard on, what you dedicate your time to, and who your friends are. If you are dedicated to working hard at being a moron to immature friends, then yes, that wont get you far.
But if you work hard at building knowledge, seeking compassion, and building friendships in which you actually sacrifice and help them, then you can get pretty far. I know it because I live it, and this is repeated by the majority of sages and intellectuals.
Sure, bad future selves will interact negatively, but if you develop your virtues and capacities the more likely scenario is people will benefit .
>>27732124
He's the one person who has ever been nice to me and I don't wish suffering on him.
>>27732245
And I know the opposite because I have lived it every day of my life.
Just remember this: life is unfair. Just because you can reach a certain point doesn't mean anyone can.
I'm out in 6 hours, though work is pretty shitty, too. I might bail early and get it over with.
>>27732190
>Chad 1: "Hey Chad, remember that loser kid from school"
>Chad 2: "No, what about him?"
>Chad 1: "He killed himself"
>Chad 2: "It's about time"
>Chad 1: "And get this, he blames US for his death"
>Chad 2: "Haha, what a loser"
hey op about kill my self to.Mom got my dad arrested for a long time for false abuse. Basically mom is crazy and wants to be with chad. she told me she also wants nothing to do with me anymore and is kicking me out for him.So my question is will jumping out a extremely high building head first hurt?
Fbi are in this thread. You faggots encouraging this suicidal homo are pathetic.
>>27732373
Everything here is autistic works of fiction
>>27729035
please do it you wont regret
>>27732379
I wish it was.orig
You want to kill yourself, man? Then do it with time. You're already saying you don't have ANYTHING worth living for, so this means you have nothing to lose. Go out there and try something you'd never have thought of doing before, start a business, go hiking across Europe and write a book about it, join the Navy and buttfuck someone, I don't care, but the best way to die is knowing that you wouldn't have wanted it any other way, and I can't think of a better way than after a lifetime spent doing the extraordinary by a man with nothing to lose and everything to gain.
>>27730039
Which one do you think you would be? I think i would be the one with a glock looking at his watch.
>>27732502
>i have no idea how depression works: the post
>>27732340
Of course life is unfair, we have to MAKE IT fair. Throughout history people have fought for justice, so we could at least have what we do today, I will continue that fight for not just myself, but everyone else. If you leave, you won't be a part of the tide of justice which is the arch of history.
And yes, just because I'm here doesn't mean everyone can be. But you won't know unless you try. You have no idea what can happen if you do because the future is unknown. You can have a profound change as well as impact on yourself and others.
If you cut your life short you essentially guarantee failure of those possibilities, but at least if you stay and try you might succeed. And even if you eventually fail again in the future, you will be a better person for having lived and learned.
Many sages suffered deeply and wanted to an hero, but they persevered and lived lives worth living. Van Gogh made art, Lincoln freed the slaves, Schopenhauer wrote amazing philosophy, and many others that you'll never hear about.
You are limited and have not grasped the infinite, but it is there. Seek it out and you may partake of a fraction of its brilliance.
Also for the record, I had more than one major depressive episode and long stretches of suicide ideation. I acknowledge that it can happen again, but am stronger and more resilient for having overcome it, and appreciate all the fine and rough things in life (of which there are many ).
Don't do it, even this conversation is interesting :)
TAKE OUT THE NORMIES WITH YOU ITS THE BEST DEATH THAT YOU CAN ASK FOR PLEASE SENPAI
>>27732522
I do know how depression works. I know what it means to spend hours just sitting in the car once you've gotten home, just staring at the wheel and wondering why I even try. I've avoided going places on the sheer IDEA that I'll be worth anything, and let myself wither on the vine because I thought I simply couldn't handle life. That's why I'm trying to be encouraging to this robot. I don't want them making the mistake I almost made.
Good luck, OP
I hope it isn't too painful
>>27730491
What, and you think you see the world clearly? Through this centrifuge of entitled beta shitstains? Wake up faggots, happiness is everywhere.
>>27730477
I know this feel all too well. This post is unique
>Diamond is Unbreakable anime started a week ago
>people want to kill themselves now
Oh you fucking faggot. At least start watching that show, I've waited for this to happen forever.
>>27732737
Sorry for killing myself when an anime comes out you like I guess?
>>27729035
Visit all the places you enjoy/enjoyed growing up. I think that's what I'll do.
>>27730420
you're why r9k is cool. Don't listen to those edgy "just let him kill himself lmaoooo" they're just failed normies.
I feel like if you're sad enough to actually go through with it nothing will give you much pleasure anyway, but all I can say is that if you really plan on doing it search the depths of your inner desires and just do whatever the fuck you want, money is no object. This seems pretty real and I'm sorry it came to this, I wish I could help out t b h
>>27729035
If you can make your last day count, you can make other days count.
>>27729035
Why not go to syria and fight isis instead?
>>27729035
Why not rather join a catholic monastery and become a fat but wise monk, who is at peace among his brethren?
>>27729035
You read this https://www.reddit.com/r/SanctionedSuicide/comments/29tjph/what_if_death_is_better_than_living_a_life_filled/
>>27729035
I think I'll do it as well, OP. I'm irremediably depressed. Tonight we'll be suicide brothers. Good luck.
>>27729035
Well I'm off to bed, good bye whoever you are OP and I hope you're doing the right thing. I wish I could hug you and tell you not to do it. Seriously no homo meant there.
>>27729268
>slit wrists and OD
>enjoy wussing out shortly after starting due to the immense pain, then having to go to a hospital, then being thrown in mental hospital.
>>27730109
life doesn't have to have a meaning to be enjoyable.
>>27733075
Thanks anon. I try to bring some light into the darkness.
>>27733164
Better than dying. My cousin is a nun and enjoys her life and the things they do in her monastery.
>>27733219
Interesting, sounds a lot like peoples' experiences with DMT that I've read
<3
May as well jerk it, since it's your last day and all.
>>27733530
THIS, OP. DO. NOT. PUSSY. OUT.
DO NOT.
I MADE THIS MISTAKE AND NOW I HAVE VISIBLE, EMBARRASSING SCARS ON MY LEFT FOREARM. If your going to die by exsanguination, there is no going back without repercussions.
>>27729035
kill all normies pls
http://9gag.com/gag/azjB8vK
>>27734098
boy he did it
>>27734098
>worried about a scar
>Not worried about actually dying
Stfu you immature imbecile. Read a book for Christ's sake.
>>27729118
How are you going to do it? I've been trying to find effective and mostly painless ways. Tfw pussy
>>27732523
Some people go on to things, some people aren't. Some go on to do things that are considered great while others go on to die.
Believe me when I say that I have nothing to offer, and not for lack of trying. I am nothing but a void wearing a mask. There is no passion here, only obsession. Passion converts time and energy into art and joy, obsession drains and withers until there is nothing left but pain and frustration.
My depression is more than an episode; it is literally my whole life. For as long as I can remember, I was going to therapists. For the oldest I can remember I must have been 6 or 7 years old.
My end can't be called death because there was never a life to smother.
Only 4 hours to go.
>>27729035
I admire your courage OP. I haven't quite been able to work up the courage yet to end it. I find that the main stumbling block is how it'll affect other people. I don't want someone else to be emotionally incapacitated by my death. I wish no one cared about me but unfortunately there are still those out there that do.
>>27732737
The fuck was up with the OP and ED though? Speaking of not dying before a manga or anime ends, I'm honestly doing that with Berserk.
>>27734147
Dude I was literally trying to die, what are you on about? Of course I wasn't worried about dying, but now I'm worried about how the scars look.
>>27734265
Any timestamps and pics before your departure?
>>27734331
Not at the moment, I'm at work.
>>27734265
An unhealthy mind can become healthy. You might have not meet the right therapist, read the right book, or befriended the right people to help you on the journey.
I'm sorry your life has been difficult, but what has happened in the past will not necessarily continue into the future. You can't know what will happen, but you have a say in what will you do and become.
If you end it now, itll never be known, and you will never come to fruition. There may exist a potential self of you that is capable, happy, helpful, generous, who one day looks back on this conversation and smiles with a slight feeling of compassion, for knowing where you once were, and seeing to where you have gone. That can happen but you have to decide to MAKE IT happen.
Yes, you have a life to smother, just one that has been oppressed, repressed, depressed just dying to get out, and in that state you can only see death and darkness, but I see you and your potential. I see your intellect and powers of mind, and the good person still developing. Have compassion for yourself, do not destroy that which is buried, which needs your help to sprout and grow.
Choose to fight on, and you may see how wise that was, when once you choose life, you go down a new road.
>>27734265
>for as long as I can remember, i was going to therapists. for the oldest I can remember i must have been 6 or 7 years old.
That's probably because your parents didn't know what the fuck they were doing, and just passed their own weaknesses and faults onto you in the form of "mental illnesses".
If you still haven't figured it out, you probably should kill yourself though.
>>27734328
Your ignorance is astounding. You are warning someone to kill themselves correctly because otherwise they might end up with an embarrassing scar, as if that mattered against losing an entire life.
You value not being embarrassed over a scar, more than life itself.
Read a book, for the love of God.
>>27734743
Freindo, from what I gather op actually wants to die. I'm telling him that if he really wants it he needs to do it properly or he'll live with the consequences (eg. unattractive scarring).
>>27734694
why do you care so much? i really don't understand people like you
life isn't inherently good for all people.
please explain why you personally feel the need to prevent this anon from dying
>>27729035
Make it count by bringing happiness to other robots.
OP, tell us something about yourself before you do it. Your favorite book, a favorite name or place. Maybe something you did when you were younger.
Anything. So at least we can have something to think of for a brief few moments when you actually do decide to go.
>>27734988
I second this, OP I want to know anything you can tell me about yourself.
>>27734831
If you're in the first world then you literally have no reason to suicide. Get a ball, get ya balls up nigga
Here's how to make your death count OP.
Have it so that when you die, it's put into a trust.
That trust's purpose would be the creation and maintenance of an /r9k/ mansion.
If you have a car, up the amount you are paying for life insurance.
Next time you're driving and someone is acting like a jackass and breaking the rules of the road, accelerate and crash into them.
If you die, which you probably will, then that money goes into a trust, which will let other robots come together and do stuff.
>>27730082
not op or suicidal, but
how do I do this if I'm poor?
checkmate
>>27730082
wow, that is a horrible list.. I have to say, you are assuming people have money and family, or are capable of social contact. So happy person, you have to take a look at real life and change that list, like a lot. You just may be happy for the wrong reasons.
Hey OP, i dunno if you read my post that i made a few weeks ago, I am Ian the terminal cancerbot.
Just wanted to say that if you have anyone in your life that you talked to, shooting them a message saying absolutely everything you've ever wanted to, the good bad, and everything helps. I think it might feel a little better to get words out you've always wanted to say to some people.
i did it with some old friends from high school and to a few of my uni classmates. Also, if you're still in contact with your parents, send them something if you'd like.
just a thought i dunno. maybe you wanna get something off your chest, who knows. i know i did. I'm going to die anyway, might as well say whats on my mind you know? i think you should do it too
>>27730082
You never ever ask a suicidal person to spend money, have sex, talk to family, or other people. Honestly you need to grow up before you try to help. Most suicidal people do not have any of that.
Op please don't if you die you will miss out on dank memes
>>27734831
Because it can be good if you have at least the basics. A good life requires certain behaviors, and I know that many people who attempted suicide deeply regret it later, as well as go on to lead maningful lives.
Most young people who commit suicide do it without knowing all their other options, without seeing more of what life has to offer. Life may be bad now, but it can be good in the future.
>>27735133
Get a job. Also most of the stuff I mention can be done for free. Poor have medicaid so therapy is covered. Library offers all books and films for free. Making friends doesn't require money. And many hobbies cam be done cheaply.
Of course life is much harder when you're poor, I'm not denying that. In this case sat a Marxist revolution.
Double checkmate.
What about all of your passwords to your sites
>all 12k emails you have in your account
IF you die you will miss out on robots like Jane in 10 years from now
https://www.chatwithibot.com/
>>27729035
Take some normies with you
>>27729491
>I'm from the United States
Fucking first worlders don't know the chance they have being born in a developed country.
I swear to god if you travel 1 week to Africa or just some backwater country in SE Asia or Latin America, you would return back to your home with tears of happiness thanking whoever you worship for the chance you have.
>>27735268
That's possible. My list has many options, and people can work towards some of them. That's partly the point. A lot of it can also be done for free.
>>27735447
>Life may be bad now, but it can be good in the future
Go fuck yourself, ive been wanting to end my life for the last 15 years
15 years ago i thought it was shit
15 years later it is still shit
even if i stay alive for another 15 years out of misery it ain't gonna change shit
>i'm 38 so fuck off
>>27735530
Why do you think that is? What keeps you miserable?
>>27729518
He'll burn to death man
>>27735516
Have you decided to grow up yet?
>>27730082
>14. Volunteer and actually give of yourself to help others
do this by taking out [politically relevant evil person] we believe in you OP help humanity before you check out
>>27735583
I'm happy and still growing.
Need any help?
