how do i get girls to sit on my face?
I paid a hooker to sit on my face and piss on it once
pay em
>>27728963
>>27728965
i want the girls i talk to in real life to do it though
how can i bring this up
>>27729014
"would you sit on my face please? i can pay you"
>>27728950
Do the pink chair.
Stay still.
Wait.
Wait again.
Bingo!
>>27729176
????
i don't get this post
robot
Just go up to them and say hi.
Ask them out
Go out with them a few times
Have sex
Ask her to sit on your face.
Why is this so difficult?
>>27729461
you think it's okay after a few dates? i feel like it's kind of a weird thing to ask for though
>>27728950
I got my best friend to sit on my face
It was nice
>>27729499
If you won't ask, you won't get. Either she's okay with it or she's not.
But there's a difference between fantasy and reality. There might be many things that you masturbate to but wouldn't actually want to do irl.
>>27729544
that's very true, i watch a ton of bondage porn but the one time a girl asked me to tie her up i couldn't do it
i really think i'd like a girl with a fat ass to sit on my face tho
>>27728963
how many std's did you get?
>>27729014
do you like the smell of shit? because that's what you're gonna smell the whole time she sits on your face.
>>27728950
Is she being stabbed by that thing? Is she okay?
girls have buttholes. buttholes are where farts and shit come from.
average girl farts 14 times a day and shits once a day from that ass.
yet you want your nose and tongue to be inside the crack of that ass where the farts and shit originate.
lolk
>>27729986
there isnt a girl alive who farts 14 times a day.
quit proving you are a virgin.
>>27730087
Lol stay gassy bitch
>>27728950
ok KV here but... if she sat on your face wouldnt that just be her asscheeks and maybe asshole? like, her pussy wont be on your face?
>>27730199
the pussy is next to the asshole desu
also
>he doesn't eat ass
>>27728950
Can someone please explain the "sitting on face" meme to me?
>>27730239
men find female asses attractive
that's it
that's the entire "meme"
>>27730211
no its round the front... isnt it?!
>>27730250
oh and also sometimes there's a submissive aspect to it
>>27730250
>>27730275
I mean I guess I understand it, but idk.
I'm an assman, but more the shape of the ass cheeks, not the actual asshole.
I don't want to actually taste or smell the hole, I just want to cup the cheeks and fuck a nice woman from behind and ram my pelvis into those cheeks.
I just don't know.
>>27730267
it's where your taint is if you're a man
so if a girl was sitting on your face you'd have access to the puss
>>27730347
wtf i assumed it was where the dick and balls were. WTF????
>>27730431
The guy is fucking with you.
Since it's a slit, it starts where the dick and balls are, and ends where the taint is.
>>27729945
none, used a dental dam
>>27730328
then get a girl to sit on you with her pants still on so you don't have to see the hole
>>27730500
No, I'm not some beta faggot with my gf.
>tfw no qt to sit on my face, while I squeeze her butt and tongue her brown hole
>>27730471
thank fuck. i shouldve known i was being fucked with.
>>27730580
the same kv here. what does anus taste of?
>>27730710
No idea, considering still a virgin
I wouldn't even care desu, it's hot af.
>>27730710
dirty or clean depending on the state
>>27730782
hmm what do both taste of?
>>27730559
i doubt you have one desu
>>27730805
Stick your finger in your own ass and find out retard
Literally the same as a girls
>>27730861
ok i will
this comment needs to be original
>>27730805
poop and musky skin
>>27730908
>>27730861
ok its kinda ok. would do it to a girl.
I live near a school
and sometimes I pay 14 - 16 year old girls to spit on me
>>27731113
REALLY? thats so fucking weird. tell me more.
It's great when the girl starts getting wet and its easier for her to move around on your face.
