>normie housemate has all her degenerate friends over
>they're smoking weed downstairs and using my pots and pans to cook "munchies" and I haven't been able to make breakfast yet
>there's chips and garbage all over the floor and staircase
>they won't stop yelling about DUDE WEED
Should I just say fuck it and call the cops on my own house?
They'll know it was you.
let them enjoy themselves they pay rent too, just ask hem to clean up when they are done
sounds like you could use a hit or two yourself to be honest
>>27727730
Do it, DO IT
Also why are you living with a girl?
Yes, do it. They are clearly asking for it.
Also, stop living with girls.
Do it and give us the greentext of what happens
>>27727730
>Go downstairs
"Hey guys what's up?"
>socialize
>smonk weed
>Escape this living hell
literally save yourself before it's too late
>>27727767
none of them live here except for one girl who invites them over all the time. Every time they're here they're drunk/stoned out of their minds, make a huge mess, and don't clean anything after.
Last time they were here one of the swagfags broke a set of wine glasses that my mom gave me for my birthday, and tried to offer me a hit from his dirty bong as recompense
>>27727792
found my roommates through craigslist senpai, my own fault I guess
What the fuck is your problem? Why not join them, you turbo autist?
>>27727829
>Promoting illegal activities
Devilish
>>27727864
>becoming a DUDE WEED LMAO normie
would rather kill myself tbqh
>>27727902
>enjoying one certain thing automatically makes you exactly like every other person who enjoys that thing
Storm downstairs and kill them all. Death to normalfags
>>27727933
mingling with normies and doing normie things sure would
>>27727902
... That's not 'becoming a normie'.
Holy shit you people have a fucked-up conception of reality. You literally just take what you see on 4chan and apply it to your daily life. THat's horrifying
That's called 'having fun'. More likely you are just scared of weed, or they just don't like you, I guess that sucks.
>>27727986
>having fun with loser stoner normies
yeah that sounds like an amazing time. fuck off back to /soc/, druggie
>>27727986
Get off our board you fucking normie, delete your posts on the way out
>>27727986
duuude u got any hooksup man? my dealer just got busted rofl xD i gotta get hiiiiiiigh
>roommate who is paying to live here has friends and does things i don't like that mildly irritates me :(
>time to call the fucking cops
christ, anon
If they don't offer weed then you are fully obliged to call the cops on them
>Source: I enjoy weed, but still wants it to be illegal so all swagfags can be arrested, and to prevent society from becoming dumber
Holy shit we are reaching a tremendously high level of autism right here...
>>27728076
its not often you get a good excuse to call the cops on a terrible fucking roommate. OP should do it.
>>27727986
>"you people"
>implying your stoner ass is better than everyone else here
lmaoooo
>>27727730
Yes, weed is illegal and they should be punished for their crimes.
>>27727730
Pull a laxative man destroyer of normies on them and greentext the results
do it for the bantz if nothing else
>>27728076
Pretty sure it's "irritating" him more than just on a mild level, family
>>27728076
>want to do illegal shit
>decide to do it, loudly, in living room
>thereby everyone will know about it
>decide not to clear it or check with roommates at all
>decide to impose on roommates, create inconvenience and be generally unneighborly
>cops are called to break up people who are being a nuisance and using illegal drugs
oh fug how could this habben to me :DDDDD/8, m80
>>27727730
kick her out
>>27728076
Fuck off nigger, smoking inside is against every lease ever and it's a great way to guarantee you don't get any of your security deposit back
>>27727730
free weed bruh desu
I'd smonk a jauna or two, but I'd never be degenerate enough to leave trash on the floor or break stuff.
Do it OP. Destroy them.
>>27728172
I remember that thread, does anyone have a screencap of it?
>>27728000
>>27728019
>>27728072
>>27728136
??? I can't tell if you're joking, or what. Guess I'm getting too old for this shit. Pretty sure the median age here is 16-17, so good luck with being a retarded child.
Smoking weed is amazing. Plenty of great people have smoked, from Carl Sagan, Bill Gates, Hendrix and countless other artists. Smoking weed does NOT make you into a 'normie'. Having a normie friend does NOT make you into a normie. If you seriously have this line of thinking and you aren't joking, then I truly pity you.
>>27728384
Jesus Christ literally Rebbit: The Post
>>27728384
yeah, those amazing people have done a lot of other things you could maybe relate to. the only part you couldn't compare yourself to is the part where they're famous and talented. so why even do it in the first place?
>>27728384
Yes it does you fucking autist. Surrounding yourself with people that share the same dull interests, are concerned about themselves socially and commit minor crimes and think they are cool automatically draws you into becoming one of them. I'm afraid you're the brainwashed one here tbqhwyfamalam xD omg so tru
>>27728384
ello reddit
>>27727730
YES do it.
Tell them they are annoying the neighbours too.
>>27728441
This doesn't mean anything.
>>27728449
Not even sure what you're trying to say. Of course the non-famous and non-talented people do it too. Probably 10% of the population smokes weed. The point is weed can be great and helpful.
>>27728451
It's not 'surrounding yourself' with normies to have a normie friend or two. The whole false sense of purity thing is a joke. Sour grapes is the last refuge of the robot.
>>27727730
Call the police
I do it all the time
>>27728589 gb2 Leddit lad
>>27728687
Don't post that
>call cops
>join in before they arrive
They'll never know
>not having a beautiful normie 420 gf
this thread is hilarious
>>27728451
>being this deluded, while you post on /r9k/ where almost everyone is the exact same
>>27728747
>where all the real robots are gone, and all that remains are normies like you and junior over here >>27728589
>>27728738
>2016
>smoking weed
>not sniffing pain killers and shooting smack
It's like you still have hope for a future.
>>27728829
why wouldnt i have hope? i'm doing great
>>27727730
Norme lurker here. I just want you to know that (providing your roommate is white) if you call the cops, they will come over, knock on the door, come in, see a bunch of young people doing something young people do only in the privacy of your room mate's home, MAYBE tell them to keep the noise down, and leave.
They will them laugh about what a massive, massive loser you are for calling them before continuing their earlier chat about stacy.
They will also make it painfully obvious to your roommate and her friends who the caller was.
Your a fucking loser.
>>27728874
>cigs in the house
please make the degeneracy stop
>>27729030
it was snowing, the dooris cracked with a fan blowing at her. the cigarette is also an organic perrique tobacco and has a nice spice smell
>>27729081
i know a girl that looks uncanny like her...problem hair and lip piercing, double digit weight
>>27729081
>that upskirt
>those panties
HNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnngh
>>27728770
Yeah I've been a depressed autistic lonerfag my entire life, also been posting since 2005
You are an actual tard
>>27729164
im a very content man.
>>27729146
she's 5'10", triple digit weight. im just super tall so she seems short by perspective
>>27729272
>im a very content man.
I'll bet you are. I'm jealous.
>>27729226
>let me insert a date and then insult him
I'm flattered you think anything phases me. You've won this argument friendo
>>27728874
>>27729081
>>27729272
>Being with trannies
Disgusting.
>>27729783
this looks like a penis to you anon?
>>27728384
>rick and morty
hey reddit
>>27729025
I did something like that to my stoner neighbor.
I knew he was smoking, and listening to loud music with his degenerate friends (this is 11pm mind you), so I called the cops. 10 minutes later they arrive.
>he opens the door
>they smell it
>tell him to let them in so they can investigate the drug usage
>tells them to get a search warrant
>one policeman leaves, the other stays
>30 minutes later 5 policemen return with a warrant
>kick his door in his face
>wreck his apartment
>find 5g or so of weed crumbs throughout the apartment
>police opens a case against him, he's looking at probation now
>this is a student dorm, so he gets kicked out immediately
The police here are fucking nazis, but who am I to judge, I just do what I have to to live in peace.
>>27729872Give us a peek
>be high school robot
>living in Toronto suburb
>Jamaicans invade our quiet cul de sac with their degenerate weed and loud music
>start taking pictures of drug deals, product, license plates, etc
>meticulously log the comings and goings
>goes on for about 3 months
>go downtown
>give the police all of my info
>they say they'll come next weekend
>it's the 4/20 weekend and ik for a fact that they had been stockpiling codeine, weed, xanax, Molly, etc
>cops tell me to stay in my house, but I can watch
>week drags by
>finally the big day
>midnight
>party is in full swing
>like clockwork armed units with assault rifles and heavy armor roll up to the house
>everyone outside immediately gets arrested
>hear screaming as they go inside
>climb up on my roof to see even more people arrested
>watch as cops bag and tag all of the drugs and a few guns
>make myself some celebratory Mac n cheese
>sleep like a baby
>check mail a month later
>$500 check from the city and a signed letter from Rob Ford
Get fucked degenerates, I'm in the police academy now getting ready to take you all down
>>27729872
>gets a hot gf
>is on /r9k/
reeee and such
>>27730749
I'm calling BS on this story anon. Proof or it didn't happen.
>>27730749
I want this to be true tbqh. what a great story.
>>27730749
>$500 check from the city and a signed letter from Rob Ford
I hope this story is true because this part is hilarious
>>27727730
What does the inner autist in you say, if it says yes do it. If not no, you don't need to ask r9k, its filled with normie faggots. I say don't, you don't need the trouble. But you can go out and leave your own home. I know it's uncomfortable but still beats looking stupid.
>All the DUDE WEED LMAOs in this thread getting triggered because not everyone wants to be a waste of space like them
>>27727730
Tell them to start cleaning up their shit, or smoke somewhere else. Be real loud and
angry, maybe drunk if you need to. High people can't deal with sudden pressure.
If they try to shrug it off let them know you'll call the cops/sperg out next time. It'll be
clean when they leave.
>>27730749
Show proof fag
>>27730749
>and a signed letter from Rob Ford
Pics. You better have that framed.
>>27728384
It's not the smoking weed - these people are trashing his home and his personal property. >>27728874
Is she going somewhere? In fishnets? Fucking whore.
>>27731812
>implying robots arent wastes of space
The problem isn't the weed, you fucking retarded normies. It's the fact they're loud, disrespectful to everyone else and don't clean up after themselves. I've been in the same situation
>>27727730
Expose them as the degenerates they are
>>27727730
Kek. I had a housemate like you once (autistic and introverted). It was really emotionally draining how he constantly avoided all contact, never talked to anyone and was overall a selfish piece of shit that eventually moved out since splitting bills like water and electricity even was apparently horrendous. He sperged out "I-I don't use shower every day so I shouldn't pay as much as Chad who uses it twice a day".
Needless to say it was fucking wonderful when he left.
>>27727986
You should not be here, it really is not the place for you. I have smoked weed but I am also a friendless virgin, I understand both sides, BUT trust me I have never had fun with other people throwing shit and being loud and I like that virgins here do not understand it either, you just are hurting people and you need to leave.
>>27727767
Sounds like you're a fucking retard lmao. I wouldnt clean for shit if I were in a strangers place after trashing it, what makes you think a couple of high normans in their own little world would do that?
Moved to different city and had to live with some niggers from Craigslist. They would do coke every weekend and then leave to go get drugs or beer or shit with their lines out. I would grab chemicals like Comet and Ajax from under the sink and mix it into their "cha-chi". They always snorted it up. /devilish/
Y'know moments like this can be ironic in that the cops may arrest you if stoner people are socially capable of pinning the blame on you
>has a roommate
>thinks he isn't a normalfag
kekarooni
>>27733092
Im a 4th year in EEngineering so no, stonerfag. Im better than you
>>27727730
Your housemate should respect your preferences. If you don't like parties, she shouldn't have them often, and when she does, at least clean up the place and Keep it quiet and not weed smelly for you. Just because they consider it "fun" doesn't mean you do. Call the police, set some ground rules, don't let the normies walk over you
>Actually putting any importance on what another shit faced, penultimately worthless monkey does on this random rock in space.
Enjoy your death.
I've had issues with a druggie roommate before. I put on the roommate form that i don't smoke or drink and I want a roommate that doesn't do that either. But druggies can't follow instructions and this one must have put he didn't smoke or drink either. He invites drink/stoned girls and they stay over in my room. This was the first week of college so I put up with it like a beta. Then he starts smoking in my room while I sleep and I complained to the housing people. They tell him to be a good boy, but you know how it is with druggies. He goes back to his usual ways so I called campus security and he gets placed on a watch list and police come to our room and check in on him regularly. One day he goes to party and by the grace of another robot, he calls the cops and my roommate gets busted with crack and is kicked out of college.
Me: 1
Druggies: BTFO
>>27727831
>none of them live here except for one girl who invites them over all the time. Every time they're here they're drunk/stoned out of their minds, make a huge mess, and don't clean anything after.
>Last time they were here one of the swagfags broke a set of wine glasses that my mom gave me for my birthday, and tried to offer me a hit from his dirty bong as recompense
CALL THE COPS ANON
THEY ARE HUMAN GARBAGE
>>27727730
>hmm I've got a normie housemate
>BETTER NOT TELL HER I HATE PEOPLE AND DON'T LIKE WEED
DUDE COMMUNICATE LMAO
>>27727730
Don't live with women they're a god damned disgrace.
Same shit happened to me and she RUINED my nice ass frying pan.
I was so peeved I totally failed to notice she was into me.
>>27727986
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE DAY WE GET TO GENOCIDE NORMIES LEGALLY
>>27727730
>call cops and report drugs
>stealthily leave
>>27727730
Call the cops on them dumbass, they're smoking weed. Unless its legal in your state.
Don't tolerate people breaking rules in your presence. Put your foot down and let them know they have to behave for you or you'll ruin their fucking life.
>>27727767
You sound like your pedo dad fucked your tight little faggot asshole one too many times as a kid. Spit that cum out of your mouth its making you talk funny.
>>27727986
Stop living in denial you useless deviant slut. Pointless pleasure seeking, like smoking weed and casual sex, is a mental illness, its psychotic and not normal. Its why the cops should be called whenever anybody smokes weed in your presence. They'll learn soon enough.
>>27728088
>i smoke le meem drug so if u dont like it ur autism
How many cocks have you taken up your butthole sweetie pie?
