Who here /hacker/ ?
>tfw pinging google to piss off moot
its a nice feel robots
Damn Michael,
that's cold.
>>27727583
my name isnt michaelits micheal
>>27727524
I'm running a traceroute on you right now OP
I'm a hacker.. XD
>rites of spring
00's called, it wanted it's weeaboo emo culture back
>>27727524
Wish I knew how to hack to be quite honest. It's something I've always wanted to get into since basically doing nothing else with my life... Just never did. fuck.
>>27728247
rites of spring is a based band anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8msW0E7obis&nohtml5=False
>>27727524
>WoW
I automatically think less of anyone who plays or has ever played this game.
Also, I assume Michael is just having fun when he says pinging a website is hacking?
>tfw found moot's pepe folder
its all over boys
wow
213374m3
show me you're sk33lz
>>27728548
>not pinging a website 3000 times to think they're getting a DoS
>>27727524
>pinged google 4 times
whoa he actually did it. the absolute madman
I-I'm just like Mr. Robot!
>>27728798
Yeah, I'm sure Google, the leader in web technology, has no protection against a fucking DoS attack.
#include <stdio.h>
int main ( void ) {
while (1) system("ping google.com");
getchar();
return 0;
}
it'll only work on windows but it just werks
>>27727524
I want to know what's on that New Text Document.
>Windows
>New Text Document
>Chrome
>Username is a human's name, probably his
Thanks for the laugh, scrub.
Install gentoo.
get on my level bloxxx
Ask a member of Cicada 3301 anything.
>>27729155
Can you hack Brazzers and give us a free premium account?
>>27729248
No sorry, I can only find clues hidden in png images.
>>27728949
you also forgot the #include <cstdlib> for dem systems nigga.
>>27729248
you can buy those cheap asf on alphabay, not for free.
>>27729263
>Member of shady ass hacking group
>Can't hack some porn for your bros to have a cheeky wank
Then what's the point?
>>27728703
bull shittish llub
>>27729155
How does it feel to be a living meme?
>>27730814
Check your tone. There's consequences for your actions even on 4chan.
>>27731065
k memelord.
you might want to check >>>/s4s/, it's more up your alley.
>>27731085
kill yourself, you're on Windows and you think you're a hacker xD for pinging LOOOOOOOOOOL COMP SCI IS FUN XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>27731133
compsci is for autist losers.
like yourself.
>>27731143
no you
xD
>>27731212
no u
xD
>>27731221
no... u XDCome fuck me in the ass already.
>>27731221
no u xdd
>>27731517
no u xxD
>>27727524
pinging google? hahahhahaha
are you fucking autistic?
>>27731736
just because im man enough to take risks doesnt fucking make me autistic you stupid bitch
>>27728310
dude. check out the boingboing shop. whitehat hacker bundle.
might be worth a shot
>>27728821
god tier show, and basically an idealized version of this unholy place
sudo rm -rf 4chan/*
if I execute this command it will delete 4chan
do it y/n
>>27731085
*pings behind you*
nothing personnel kid
>>27731869
do it faggot no balls
original because an hero threads
>>27731909
*unsheathes tracert*
come on then
>>27727524
>he thinks one computer pinging a multi-billion dollar website which has like a warehouse full of server machines will do anything
I've never hacked a thing in my life and even I know this is bullshit. Also
>DDoS
>hacking
>>27727524
>>>/g/
get tha fuck out
> he doesn't even customize his bootloader
>>27729155
I work with pretty damn clever people and no one's ever heard of you. Meme status confirmed.
>>27731911
CYBERTERRORISM SQUAD RUNS THIS SHIT
#OPSEC #BLKH4T #PWN3D
>>27728202
You're a tripcoding faggot is what you are.
>>27732156
this is a no bullying thread you fucking faggot here is your complementaryno u
ask someone who took a poopy and ended up getting some on their fingers and onto their computer keyboard anything.
>>27732844
what did it taste like original
>not naming the bin "recycl ebin"
>>27732900
well, i didnt taste it, but i smelled my fingers afterwards, and it smelled like shit.
>>27727524
>windows
>hacking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27733621
>not using the most common OS so the government wont expect anything
its like youre not even breaking into NASA's terminal