>"Wow, look who finally came out of their room! Didn't even know you were home Anon."
Uhhhh, hi I guess...
>sprints back upstairs and cuddles self
>>27727419
Please don't, I have a family meal coming up that I'm being shamed into attending. Afterwards we are staying in a hotel too which means I can't scuttle off home after a few hours.
>Not having some piss bottles stored and extra snacks inside your room to camp it out while mummy brings home friends
>>27727419
Why are you all drinking water
This is why you only leave your room during the night.
All normies slumber during that time.
>>27727419
Takes out my pistol I have been holding and hiding behind my back and shoot these fucking normies
When there is beta uprising no one is spared not even your family
>>27727419
REEEEEEEEEEEEE get out normies, mommy I want tendies
I just don't know what they think they accomplish with these little comments.
>Parents have friends over for tea and cake
>Nervous but have to go and grab my PS Vita that I left downstairs
>Walk down
>Parents and friends sitting around the table and chatting
>Parents see me
>Dad LOUDLY says 'Looks like someone smelt cake!'
>I didn't but whatever I guess its funny to make weight jokes
>They all laugh
>Mother asks me to come and join them
>I say it is OK, I am not hungry
>They start making jokes
>"Its OK son. It isn't birthday cake! Remember your birthday?"
>Mother loudly tells everyone the story about my birthday
>"Anon had no party because he prefers his own company. We gave him a cake and he was so out of breath from eating all day that he couldn't blow out the candles!"
>everyone is laughing
>Dad says "He couldn't blow out the candles but he could blow out his love handles, I think he pulled a muscle"
>everyone is laughing at me
>tell them I really don't want any cake, I am fine
>mother tells everyone "He is just shy, normally he'd have 5 slices"
>I take my PS Vita and go back upstairs
It is humiliating
>>27727895
Your parents are assholes, you should have made a joke about hearing your mom complaining your dad finishing too quickly in bed
>>27727895
What the fuck. Why does your family hate you?
>>27727895
Leave that shit family.
They are human trash
>>27727419
>Not flipping over the table out of spite so that no one can enjoy a nice family dinner anymore
>>27727895
>We gave him a cake and he was so out of breath from eating all day that he couldn't blow out the candles!"
stop looking at me you fucking freeks
>"Hey Anon, do you have a girlfriend yet?"
Every fucking time.
>>27727419
>unzips pants
>"I gotta go pee!"
>pisses all over the table and in their faces
That's my take on the situation.
>>27727895
You know what to do, anon.
commento originale
>>27727419
oh h-hi?
>>27727895
>>27727965
>>27727960
>>27728005
>>27728054
you fucking retards , imagine having to take care of retarded overweight man child that has no friends and never leaves , at some point you will get sick of it , and they weren't even harsh on him , the dumbass just made it awkward by not knowing how to reply
>>27728161
Spotted the normie.
Kill yourself you asshole.
>>27728210
I'm spergy as it gets but everyone here is so delusional
>>27727526
>How is it going Anon?
well.. you know.. fine.
>Still at university? Do you find it interesting?
n-no.
>So have you found a job yet?
no
>I hear your driving lessons are going well.
mmhm.. exam next month.
>Anon when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?
not any soon i guess.
>>27728161
What could he have replied?
For normal people it would be normal to blame parents for raising shitty child, because they are one in control and power.
You are not really up to the task to guide yourself to at least age 14, and if stupid parents think it was his homework then they are fucking narcissist.
My grandpa hated dad because he was spoiled rat, he expect grandpa to give him house he worked whole life for, but my grandpa helped him build his own with financial support.
And recently I found notice that Grandpa signed with Grandma that he is leaving me and my brother house if he dies and my parents never told me about that. I swear I will revenge on them.
>>27727419
I would feel fine in this situation because I'm better looking than that creepy ginger.
>>27728291
>>How is it going Anon?
good, you?
>>Still at university? Do you find it interesting?
I've didn't go to uni.
>>So have you found a job yet?
Looking (lies)
>>I hear your driving lessons are going well.
I'm legally not allowed to drive because I'm too dangerous.
>>Anon when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?
Shes in the wash right now.
>>27727419
Just stare at your phone like everyone else.
if this guy can make it than so can you.
>>27728351
>good, you?
Asking back is the worst mistake you can make. Fucking normies always tell their super interesting stories how they found $5 on the ground last tuesday.
>>27728306
"Looks like someone smelt cake!"
"I was just coming down to get my PS Vita, but sure I'll have a slice."
"Its OK son. It isn't birthday cake! Remember your birthday?"
"Oh c'mon dad, not that old story again..."
<story about being fat and out of breath to blow out the candles>
"Ok well, it was nice catching up. See you around."
Go back upstairs. Parents guests now think they are total assholes for the way they bully their own son.
>>27728457
I find it makes people have a more positive experience if they are allowed to talk about themselves, plus it diverts the attention away from me and my embarrassing existence.
>>27728484
>pretending to be nice to subhuman vermin that treats you like shit
Not everyone is beta enough to do that.
>>27728503
>subhuman vermin that treats you like shit
if you can't take a bit of light banter from your parents you should just kill yourself already.
>>27728546
>being humiliated in front of your entire extended family
>banter
there's no fucking way i can be more of a neet than that ginger
>>27728351
>in the wash
>>27728291
>How is it going Anon?
Good
>Still at university? Do you find it interesting?
Awful, every day I contemplate killing myself
>So have you found a job yet?
no
>Anon when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?
After I tell my girlfriend that I lied about having no living family
>>27728546
It's not banter.
It's demonstrating, exploiting and degrading his low status in the dominance hierarchy for sake of cheap laughs, which will then boost their own status in the hierarchy.
It's autistic of them at best and sadistic at worst.
And they're the same parents who will berate him later for not being extroverted, confident social and not having a GF.
My father's side is white and my mom is mexican going to any of my dad's side get together is so awkward....I stick out like a sore thumb, and the last time my grandma's sister who I am sure developing dementia commented kindly about my black hair and I felt like I was sticking out to much....
>>27727895
>He couldn't blow out the candles but he could blow out his love handles, I think he pulled a muscle
topkek if this is true
>>27727419
>summer after freshman year of college
>staying with aunt and uncle
>never leave the guest room
>get asked to come join everyone for a meal
>uncle ken days the exsct same thing as op
>sit there in silent terror, leave after exactly 30 minutes
They kicked me out the next morning.
>>27729121
half spic half white huh. describe what you look like besides the black hair. did you inherit the short spic genes?
>>27727895
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HA!
>>27729408
I am like 5'11 funny enough because my mom is so short and my sister who has white skin is like 5'5. People point out my looks and they tend to be confused as to my heritage.
>>27728102
I legitimately want to cry a little bit on the inside whenever somebody asks me that
>>27727614
Fucking edge lord. You would have done it by now if you had the balls
Triggered
Jokes on them, I became a wagecuck and bought my own apartment where no one will disturb me anymore
>>27728108
>unzips pants
>everyone is in awe, and someone from the table asks:
"Where's your dick, anon?"
>in utter disbelief, you furiously reply:
"Are you fucking blind! Its right..."
>you lift up your large, hairy stomach; the foul stench of unwashed balls fills the room killing everyone in the vicinity
>well, look who decided to swim out of their tank
>Well well well, look who the cat dragged in
>Finally left your cave anon?
>So you've decided to join us?
>I think it's anons turn to say grace!
>Speak of the devil, we were just talking about you son
>Do my eyes deceive me? What brings you out of your room?
>Back to the land of the living I see
>And this... is our sons room
>He's a bit of a shut-in but hey, we don't judge
>Here he is, the "life of the party"
>You know your cousin? the one living in [state], well they just got accepted to [prestigious school] with a [high GPA]. And he's on the [sports team]
>This is your aunt [name] you remember her don't you?
>wow, for a second I almost forgot you could talk anon
>Hey anon, where's your girlfriend? Come on now, none of us are getting any younger
>His room? Sure I'll show it to you, you don't mind do you anon?
>Hey, while we talk for a while here could you watch over the kids? Show them some of those video games they like
>>27727582
Fatass detected
Originality mane
>>27729817
You make me feel glad my teenage days are over and I don't live with relatives anymore
Fucking normies. Hurry Durr you have social problems anon talk more go outside do activities fucking normies kill yourself I enjoy my time alone and don't want to be around your noise. Dad acts all fucking nice when others are around but a faggot when everyone's gone. Enjoying more time with other children than me when I was young stupid fucking fggt.
>tfw don't live in the mountains
>tfw no fresh breeze of air being alone looking at the fresh waters
I woke up at noon today and the first thing my mom said to me was "you're up early".
>>27727895
>I didn't but whatever I guess its funny to make weight jokes
lose weight if you don't want people making fun of you
fat fuck
your whole post reads like some landwhale's tumblr blog
>>27727895
>this is the average Vita user
BRAVO SONY
>"Long time no see Anon, what do you do now? Are you working or in college?"
>"Hey Anon, I'm adding everyone in family on facebook. What?!? What do you mean you don't have a facebook? Everyone your age has one."
Just fucking kill me already
>tfw no big family to encourage me to come out of my room
>>27727419
So much terrible posture
>>27728400
it's true
how come redheads are always so sheltered?
>>27727419
That smug ginger fucker. He looks like the envious cousin that takes pleasure in seeing you humiliated.
>>27731120
It's worse actually having a Facebook and having to add your family when you finally get round to seeing them.
>he can't play off light hearted family bants
just end your life at this point desu famalamadingdong
>>27728115
Pizza pasta mafia mandolino!
I don't get mad easily, or at all really, but shitty comments from family members is one thing that really flares my rage. Everybody in my family (except my cool uncle who never makes such comments) lives shitty, stressful lives, filled with bad and irresponsible choices, constantly getting themselves into trouble and feuding with eachother over the most trivial shit imaginable. They are not to be emulated in any way, who are they to judge people?
My entire family (again, except my uncle) loves to gossip and talk behind people's back too. Constantly talking shit about their 'friends' and colleagues, usually because of envy.
I can't wait until I live on my own and can ignore these people for 99% of the year.
>>27727419
>All those eyes looking at you at once.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T LOOK AT ME FUCKERS
>>27727419
Who let all these white people into my house?
Gtfo before a cop rolls up an shoots me.
I LITERALLY dindu nuffin
Fucking white people
>>27730360
This is what I tell everyone. The only acceptable body is a 5% bodyfat fit body. Everything else deserve to be mocked and shamed. Its fucking easy to get fit and stay chaste, anybody who doesn't do it is trash.
>>27727895
are you from /vitagen/?
>>27729817
Too close to home, anon. Too close.
>>27732817
I feel you man
My family does stupid shit, gets into debt
They even trashed an extremely valuable bayfront property and had to sell it
Yet they have the audacity to talk shit at Christmas
Considering cutting all ties desu
>>27729817
>>Hey, while we talk for a while here could you watch over the kids? Show them some of those video games they like
This was why I moved out.
I fucking hate kids.
I'm not watching your ugly little kids, fuck you
>>27734043
>cousin tries to hand you her baby
FUCK OFFF I DON'T WANT TO HANDLE YOUR SHIT SPEWING BARFING SPAWN YOU BITCH
>>27734083
>but anon, you need to get used to baby's for when you have your own
ROASTIE STFU
>>27728351
what makes u so dangerous broso?
>>27727614
can we ban people who actually believe stuff like this
>>27728351
>I'm legally not allowed to drive because I'm too dangerous.
fuggin kek
>>27733468
I'M NIGGA
SON OF A BITCH WHITE PEOPLE
WHITE PEOPLE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT GENOCIDE?
DO YOU WANT ENSLAVEMENT?
WHITE PEOPLE IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WASHINGTON IS A MURDERER
FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
>>27734175
I just avoid white people because I don't really want to deal with racism or awkwardness desu.
I don't hate you or think you're pigs, just don't try to be my friend
>>27728102
I usually go out alone to the movies or just for a walk. my parents always ask me who I'm going to meet and "don't believe" when I say no one.
>>27734175
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN!
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN!!!
>>27728400
That guy looks annoying and faggy as all fuck
>>27727895
Are you by any chance an Aussi because this is fucking top tier banter from your parents
>>27727611
This is the master plan
>>27727895
>He couldn't blow out the candles but he could blow out his love handles
absolutely destroyed
>>27727895
Your parents are sadistic, we must free anon
>>27727419
>their room
How many of me are there?
>>27728161
Youd get along with his parents you fucking GUY YOU
>>27727419
Why would I leave from playing CS:GO to stare at a bunch of people I don't care about?
>>27727895
There's friendly jokes and then there's this level of autism
Just end it tbqh
>>27727895
its just small talk anon
lighten up
they want you to talk and open up to them
>>27734507
you are so underage
like little babby that just learn abot meme
>>27729817
>You know your cousin? the one living in [state], well they just got accepted to [prestigious school] with a [high GPA]. And he's on the [sports team]
Fuck dude. You got me.
>>27733909
It's not obligatory, and that'll always irk you.
>>27727419
"Oh, sorry guys, I was just talking with the group of people I actually LIKE being around"
>>27727419
>WHY ARE THE BLOOD-NORMIES HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>27727582
Water with wine is pretty standard desu. The wine just hasn't been poured yet. I take it you're not from a very civilized family.
>>27729817
>>Hey anon, where's your girlfriend? Come on now, none of us are getting any younger
Okay I see you guys posting stuff like this constantly. My parents never get on me about this kind of thing. Is this something that comes in your late 20's? My extended family will ask when I see them at events and I just tell them I haven't met the right one and they don't push.
Are your familys all assholes or something? Is that partially why you are such robots?
I should note I've had a couple relationships in the past. Never introduced them to my parents though because my dad shacked up with a white trash whore with 2 kids and I hated their guts so I didn't want my gf to meet them.
>>27734114
Exactly, cant ruin the pristine vageen.
>>27734641
I usually tell them that I didnt know faggotry could reach a level that high.
>>27727419
Ugly family
>>27735233
YES someone actually uploaded this oh man, I remember that thread, time to download it. The original vocaroos are gone and I put off the downloading and now it's my second chance, thanks for posting anon
>>27735233
>GET FUCKED WADE
I lost it
>>27727419
>WOW, looks like MR. SUNSHINE finally emerges!
>Why don't you come out of your CAVE, HERMIT?
>Everything you do is so SUSPICIOUS!
J U S T
> come out of room to get a snack
>"Oh look who it is."
>turn my head to my mom to show her i acknowledged her comment and get my snack (some kfc wedges i put in the fridge for later)
>7 other people in the house
> "Anon your mother said something to you." from angry muscley uncle
>shiver and meekly say "bye."
>go back to room
>cry as i barely am able to listen to them say i have no respect or ambition.
>tfw they dont realize im just scared of them
>>27734175
Hello, yellow manlet subhuman.
>>27738154
Some of my mom's personal favorites
>Hello, Cave Troll!
>There you are, creeper
>He's like some cave thing.
>We could DIE and he wouldn't know or care
>Hey, go and exercise again some more
Or stupid shit co-workers/bosses say when my mom talks about me.
>Go shower (I shower everyday)
>Dont play so many video games (I don't play vidya much anymore these days)
>Go out sometime
>dad comes home from work
>passes my room (I leave the door open)
>always says some shit like "Doing anything lately?" or "Its a great day outside, why don't you go outside?"
>every single day
>now he doesn't even say anything
>he just stands in the doorway and lets out some sort of grunt
Honestly I think he ran out of things to say he would try and get me to do anything but I would never respond in the manner he wants just always "yeah yeah ok"
>>27738664
tfw mom called me a troglodyte once, thought it was pretty harsh
>>27738533
>>27733987
mjfw these feels
![377738_347461695369469_127042883_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TGUeUT9.jpg "377738_347461695369469_127042883_n[1].jpg")
>look who came out of his jungle
I get "oh there he is" quite a bit
>sit in my room playing video games all day
>go down to get something to drink from the fridge
>family members make fun of me for being a recluse
>realize that my behavior deviates from the socially accepted norm by a large margin
>realize i have my own priorities in life and that i dont give a fuck that they think im a shuttin
>dont make a whiny post on /r9k/ because im not a bitch
its LITERALLY this simple guys
>>27738942
>t. self concious normie who doesn't like to think about how he makes fun of peopel
>>27738845
doesn't count, there's at least other 2 neets at this table
>>27738942
It's more venting than whining, I feel.
Sure, it comes off as whiny, but I don't find it surprising that some dislike when family members/loved ones criticize them over something trivial.
>>27738991
that makes it even worse
they're autistic but they at least are able to make it out of their rooms regularly
>>27727419
what a bunch of disgusting slimes
>>27728161
Literally this . If you want to be a fat fuck living with your parents you've gotta be prepared to take shit (that you can deserve)
>>27738845
That's the ugliest family I've seen in my life, no offense fampie.
>>27727419
no yes no no no yes no no yes no yes no no
>>27727419
At least you're not a poorfag with insane insulting parents and relatives, with siblings who tries to do "petty revenge" things to you with any chance they got
The only reason I looked at this thread is because I was expecting somebody to have shopped one of those faces (Probably the red head) onto all of the other faces.
I'm a little disappointed.
>>27738533
Just say "hello"
>>27730438
3DS users are the superior beings.
Nintendo Master Race.
>>27727895
it's alright at least you have persona 4 golden
"So that means there's no food for me?, c'mon i want something to eat guys"
>inb4 cock
>>27728291
>How is it going Anon?
Good, you?
>Still at university? Do you find it interesting?
I'm not taking collage classes this semester.
>So have you found a job yet?
I've had a job since high school
>I hear your driving lessons are going well.
I'm planning to get a learners permit soon
>Anon when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?
How's your marriage/divorce going?
>>27728503
he was beta enough to say no to the cake when we all know he wanted it
>>27727419
Play along
>>27727895
wow jeez, I hope that's not a real story and if it is I'm really sorry man
>>27728546
>light banter
no see we have a word for that kind of thing, it's called "bullying"
>>27735449
It depends on the parents.
My dad would constantly ask about shit like that. It got so bad to the point where my mom would yell at him to stop asking me. He finally stopped when he found condoms in my room in college.
Although my mom wasn't really any better. She never pried on my sex life, but she would HOUND me if I stayed in my room over the weekend. Hell, even now, I'm moved out in my own apartment, she will e-mail me or call me occasionally asking if I've gone out and done anything fun or if I'm still hunkered in my room.
I really don't know what she's expecting.
>>27741126
Probably because of the fact that you wear glasses and your genes (face, skin, body)
>>27727419
>All that bad posture
>Old guy on left with tits
>>27738845
>Aunt Julie "Jaws"
>former uncle, now aunt
>Crystal "why are there no light bulbs"
>Luke who has to deal with no light bulbs
>Dave who gives no fucks about his horrible family members and is just trying to survive the night without them getting barred from the shitty food place
>Steve and his hooker
>you
>your autistic brother
>>27734560
>small talk
Small talk is when you chat idly about the weather and sports, not insult someone's weight.
>>27728291
>How is it going Anon?
*sweats profusely*
>Still at university? Do you find it interesting?
*dry heaves*
>So have you found a job yet?
*contemplates murder-suicide*
>I hear your driving lessons are going well
*curls up in fetal position*
>Anon when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?
y...yes.
>>27729817
>Hey, while we talk for a while here could you watch over the kids? Show them some of those video games they like
That's when you say "alright" and fucking destroy them at Smash and Mariokart.
>>27741745
But my 3DS is only for one player at a time... Do they have their own 3DSs? Because I don't own a wii or any console. My computer is also for only one person at a time, except for some turn based games such as Worms. Civ may also be able to be played like that, but I don't know because I've never tried playing a civ game with multiple people all sharing the same computer.
>>27738533
>mfw this happened to me back in glasgow when i was 12
>"get oot yer room radge"
>"aye, sorry ma"
>"shut it cunto"
i fucking hate being scottish
>>27727419
>That poor ginger beta.
You can clearly see in his eyes he doesn't want to be there, he has nothing and his soul is being crushed even more than usual by staying there and faking a smile to the camera.
>not acting snobby as fuck
>>27729817
>His room? Sure I'll show it to you, you don't mind do you anon?
is this an american thing? why would relatives who haven't seen me in ten years want to see what my bedroom looks like?
>>27743318
I'm from slavland and it happens here all the time for some reason.
>>27743318
I'm American and I don't want anyone in my room.
>>27728210
No you
Delusional Beta Coward
