You know what wagie? Im proud of you. You made it another week. 5/5 done! Now you can get a good night's sleep and enjoy day 1/2 of vacation and rest before beginning day 1/5.
See fractions are fun.
5/7 days you are working that's 71.4% of your entire week! For what? So you can enjoy about 28.6% of it?
I couldn't imagine being part of such a system. Oh well. Enjoy the 28.6% of your week where you are free....
Remember, you are not a slave, you can quit any time you want to. Tick tock
At least I can feel like I've accomplished something at the end of the day. At least I have money.
>>27727187
KEK
WAGEKEKS BTFO
HOW DOES HE DO THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN
>>27727209
Yes wagie, you accomplished in earning mr shekekl another golf club for his weekly game.
Now mush mush, it's not 5pm yet.
>>27727209
Work hard Boxer, you're contributing to society.
>>27727209
Yes, you keep making that money and paying taxes so i can live on welfare, smoking weed and watching anime all day
>>27727187
>I couldn't imagine being part of a system
prob bcuz ur weak senpai lol step up nigga
>>27727209
Must be a good feeling to spend 71.4% of your week chasing it.
As for the money, thanks again, without you earning it for me I don't know what would happen! I would end up on the street instead of this lovely home.
I've still got another 5 hours to go. Working a 10.5 hour day boys
>tfw I work Tuesday-Saturday and still have two more to go
Actually I have work at 8
>>27727187
Thisis absolutely accurate.
>>27727187
K
Sjdkck
>love programming
>get a job as a programmer
>mfw getting paid to do what I love
>come back from work
>"B-But e-everyone hates their jobs!"
You know? For how stupid they are there's something these NEET threads point out: after you got a decent job and can substan your life, you should take jobs with the best payment/working hour ratio instead of going for whatever pays more
>>27727187
HOW THE FUCK DO I BECOME A NEET IN THE US? TELL ME!!
Hours in a week = 168
Hours spent working five days = 40
Actual ratio of work in a week= 24%
>>27728152
Win the lottery, I mean the big bucks. Then put 90% of it in an account with a good interest rate and spend the 10% on whatever you want
>>27728094
neetdom is the best pay/work hours
$1600 / 0hour
>>27728167
only a wagekuk considers sleep part of their free time
Ahh, friday!
Feels pretty good, got off work a bit early to relax. Damn, this week has been hectic. But hey, why not? I mean, imagine a life completely without aspirations, completely without challenges, completely without any kind of change in emotion.
Sounds pretty pathetic to me.
>>27728252
Assuming a person spends 7 hours sleeping per night, reducing hours in a week to 119, the ratio of work to free hours is still only 37%.
>>27727372
underrated
originalio
>>27727187
You know, you cant get a q3.14 if you dont have a job, right?
It's not over for me. I have my second job tomorrow, work today, and school on my off days.
I'm the exact opposite of NEET.
The ride literally never ends
>>27728787
You mean you can't waste even more of your meager time and money without a gf? Oh boy
> Work from home
> 94k a year
> No direct supervision
> MAYBE put 5 hours of actual work in a day
It must be nice watching anime on your couch alone. I wouldn't know; I've been married to a woman who cooks dinner for me and has amazing tits for over a year now.
I'll just hang out in my $300,000 house and drink something nice from my wine rack after doing fuck all today for work. Enjoy your weed and anime though! :D
> I'll probably be having sex.
>>27728911
This board is not for you
>>27727187
How do those 800 dollars a month feel? I make 5k monthly, AFTER TAXES. Having a job never felt so good.
>>27728858
this to be quite honest with ya.
>>27728911
congrats bro! you have a $300k house that you do absolutely nothing but eat, shit, piss, and work in! hahaha xD WINE guys xDD
seriously dude. you could live in a $25k house and do the same shit you are doing rn. you only feel good because you spent a lot of money on it. aka you're a vapid normie idiot.
Lol neet boy, my work day consisted of a nice drive through my state to go present a workshop to some animation students with a co-worker and get to talk to some really excited students about the company I work for, all in all a really nice day doing what makes me happy
>>27728345
>he forgot about the morning commute, and the traffic jam after hours
hahahaha silly wagie.
>>27728911
>"fuck all"
>brit slang
>britbongs actually achieving anything other than being cucked by the government
Nice try though, John Smith.
>>27728920
Thing is I have tons of nerdy autistic shit and I used to watch anime on my tablet in bed with my wife when we were dating.
The real truth is I was a lot like you guys about 15 years ago. Life doesn't have to be that way. :)
nothing wrong with making money, but I'll never understand people who work for OTHERS and esentially make money for SOMEONE ELSE. I mean the value you create is higher than your wage given by the employer, so really what you're doing is PAYING SOME DUDE TO HIRE YOU.
if you're a freelance graphic designer, work for the government (just chill all day and collect tax payer money) or just literally mowe lawns illegally it's fine. but why would ANYONE voluntarily make money for SOMEONE ELSE!? you're basically getting cucked and the worst part is YOU KNOW ABOUT IT.
I can honestly understand why the communist revolution happened, making money for some random dude makes no fucking sense.
>>27728961
What he said. I'm 19 and make 80k a year after taxes. I live in a small condo 2 bedrooms 2 and a half baths, living room, kitchen and parking space out front. It's not glamorous but the rents 1100 a month which is Pretty good
For where i live. I don't buy much for myself aside from bills and food and the occasional whatever. I guess big man 300k house ( which is really not that impressive enjoy your mortgage) needs to feel validated over the Internet.
>>27728911
all that and no weed? fuck m8 your life sucks
>>27728911
>300k house
Why? For the location? Property taxes gonna be pretty fucking large famalam, you're cucking yourself out of saving bucks for more footage, and at 94k (very respectable but not truly wealthy), you've got to be a little more careful.
Also, that woman will eventually leave you and take a lot of your money, don't get too excited just yet. If Pahjeet gets a bit better at programming, you might be out of a job soon anyway.
>>27727187
well killing myself is not an option
>>27728939
I'd honestly rather have 800 dollars a month for free and get to do what I want all day than work for 5k a month.
>>27729057
don't be a pessimist
>>27729021
Probably because most of these people have no value until they're plugged into a functioning organization as a cog?
The cog itself is fucking useless.
>>27729087
i've actually tried and failed
>>27728911
>> Work from home
>> 94k a year
>> No direct supervision
>> MAYBE put 5 hours of actual work in a day
You dont know me, but we are the same person.
>>27729152
Like, I almost feel guilty that we have this. I had to get lucky a few times and work hard to get here but damn it's nice.
>>27727187
Guess what im doing tomorrow? im going out shopping. I will probably spend x10 your net worth faggot.
>>27729190
it won't last senpai
>>27729107
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
that poet was definitely talking about suicide there
>>27729217
well if I have to try then i'll try to make my life better not try to kill myself again I guess
>>27727488
Underrated post. 10 hour days here too man. Keep up the good work fellow wagecuck.
>>27727187
You like math?
Let's (generously) assume you have $1.600/mo in benefits, where I make about $48k/yr (not accounting for bonuses, health benefits, complimentary catered lunch at work and other workplace amenities, etc.) after taxes, or $4,000/mo. Although I'm spending half of my waking day (assuming NEETS and worker both sleep 8 hours, work is 8/16 remaining hours) at work, I have 2.5 times as much disposable income to spend while I enjoy my time. Furthermore, even without time constraints (the weekends, for example), most of my socializing takes place after 6pm because I'm an adult and all of my friends work. Even if I stayed at home all day, I'd be bored stiff because everybody else would be working (with the notable exception of the filthy NEETS, so hideous that they can't even befriend each other, much less an ostensibly regular person like myself).
To each his own though.
>>27727187
Thanks for being proud of me NEET
My life may be 71.4% work but at least I have good friends to talk to over the weekend like NEET
>>27729302
>so hideous that they can't even befriend each other, much less an ostensibly regular person like myself
ok
>>27728345
>he considers eating part of his free time
>he considers taking a shower, brushing teeth, bathroom in preparation for work as part of his free time
>he considers travel time to and from work as part of his free time
You're not working 40 hour weeks. You're working 50 hour weeks only getting paid for 40 ( if that, lol )
YOU ARE FREE
>tfw mom finds sugar ants in room
do they appear out of thin-air?
they must be in my carpet or in my walls because my window is closed.
am just at 'whatever.' when dealing with the ants. i know we have bug spray but do not know where it is. there must be an arthill outside.
Am I still a wageslave if I live with my mom and only work on weekends doing easy ass security so I can afford anime figures and video games?
Why is the NEET so superior? What in his genes crafted this alpha male? Someone willing to go beyond the system, look beyond what is infront of him, and see the cage Shlomostein has trapped everyone in and become Shlomo's equal to live a life the way he wants. The NEET is simply, genetically superior.
Anyone else find it funny how the only wagecucks who bother to reply to these threads are the people are are already making above average wages?
They act like they aren't just extremely lucky and the exception not the rule.
Yep, every wagecuck makes 40k+ a year just like you and all the other wagecucks are just lazy unlike you. You did it, champ!
If you can life with not much money and be happy, NEET life is pretty good
>>27727187
I actually have to work tomorrow and this is really making me sad.
I just want to colonize third world countries with my superior culture. but I was born too late for that. so I just NEET it up instead
>>27727187
WHY DOES COMFY PEPE HAVE A BUCKET ON HIS HEAD?
>>27729543
you never relaxed with a bucket on your head before? its cool and comfy and the world outside sounds all weird when bouncing around inside your metal world
Why are wagekeks so pissed off that others are free to do what they want? Is it jealousy? You have chosen to slave yourselves to your masters, you can always leave them but you are too brainwashed to want to be free, how does it feel to know that you have to go where your masters want you to go every day? You can't even take a trip somewhere or even not show up without first begging and getting permission from your boss like he's your parent, it's pathetic and I don't understand how anyone can live with someone else having that much power over them.
>>27729565
*buys metal bucket*
>>27729017
>Thing is I have tons of nerdy autistic shit and I used to watch anime on my tablet in bed with my wife when we were dating.
Yeah your just like sheldon from the big bong theory ;) I'm like such a le nerd xDDDD
no. fuck off.
jokes on you im working over the weekend.
>>27729302
>I have 2.5 times as much disposable income to spend while I enjoy my time.
Nigga, you can always get more money, it's time that's truly valuable.
Is there anything more cringe than a wagecuck talking about "muh contribution"? Yeah contributing to making Mr. Shekelstein richer by buying the latest smartphones while living with double mortgages. They will never learn.
>>27729379
>Am I still a wageslave if I live with my mom and only work on weekends doing easy ass security so I can afford anime figures and video games?
Nope, just a cuck.
Anyone who cannot choose to just not work when they decide to without having to eventually go back to work is a cuck. Anyone who cannot choose to just not work without going flat broke in a week is a slave.
>>27729204
>guys I can buy lots of stuff look how superior I am
What more do you need than a computer and internet? The wagecucks deposit your bennies into your account, so no need for a vehicle. Mommy buys and cooks the tendies (parents are slaves for the proper NEET) so no need to buy food. State pays for what few healthcare needs I have (I can take good care of myself with so much free time and so little stress). No need for fancy clothes to impress my vapid coworkers or cockhungry Stacies because I have transcended meaningless relationships based on class status and materialism.
The only thing you can get is more stuff and maybe some pussy-scraps from the Chad's leftovers. Your time is taken from you and you smile because you have no idea that you're getting raped.
Tick tock, wagecuck. Better enjoy tomorrow, it's half of your weekly life.
>>27729765
Think of something you want, i could buy that and destroy it infront of your eyes just to see how pathethic you are.
absolute pottery
>>27729859
>buying things just to destroy them
Whoa easy there wagie. You may induce yourself to having a brain aneurysm due to all the stress you're conjuring up!
>>27729859
All I want is more time to enjoy my wonderful life, OP. A computer is all I need to enjoy myself, and I'll never not be able to afford one of those. It would mean nothing for me to watch you smash a computer up, because I could go get another one for a few hundred dollars. I would just enjoy the fact that you spent more of your precious time trying to make me upset by destroying some material object that has nothing to do with me whatsoever.
Can you buy a few years worth of time and destroy it for me on YouTube? Better make it quick though; you won't have time after tomorrow and Sunday.
>>27729859
I want a billion dollar yacht
>>27729859
Health, happiness, and time.
If you manage to buy and destroy one of those for me, I'll conceded your superiority o wagie.
>>27729859
What if all I really want is a cute anime gf?
>>27729947
>>27729949
>>27729983
>Dumb neets think im actually upset
Heres a reality check. I worked today yes. I also went to the barber. Then i went to the store and bought groceries. I found some Exclusive chips with aged cheese and spring onion that probably costs more than a months worth of food for you. Then i went home and put on a nice song https://youtu.be/5H--yMrCdpA and enjoyed my chips. Right now im thinking about what to play on my $10k 4k pc but in the meantime im looking at imageboards. It was a fun day that i wouldnt think twice about doing again.
What did you do today? sit on your ass all day?
>>27730115
so you're not going to get that yacht?
you can't just say things and then not do them. words have meaning you know.
>>27730115
I created a level editor for my game, spent an hour reading Ligotti's Conspiracy, watched my stocks, pondered on the Panama Papers impact on Nordea that I'm a shareholder of, and planned how to treat my plants this spring.
All in all a pretty nice NEET day, if I dare say so.
>>27730115
>wagie still won't tell us what he does
>exclusive chips
laughing so hard right now wagie.
Wagecucking is risky. In 20 years time what skills will you have? What trades do you know? What are you when your parents die?
>tfw 6 day weeks
I've started referring to myself as wagecuck when I talk to myself
>>27730233
>Lays
you never had handmade cauldron cooked chips fresh from the pot?
ofcourse you havent, thats why you assumed i bought neet tier garbage snacks.
>wagecucks btfo!!! how does it feel to be a slave???
> 15 minutes pass
>fuck guys i can't take being a KHV anymore :( i'm thinking about ending it
>inb4 wagecuck
>implying i'm not about to become a vagabond
>>27730319
a bag of potatoes costs like 3 bucks. if you're paying a bunch of money for chips, you're some sort of retard
>>27730319
I was laughing because you called them exclusive chips, silly wagie.
Personally, I'm not the biggest fan of chips or snacks in general; I prefer rich, large meals instead. I'll ask my mommy-slave to look out for "exclusive" chips though. Better tell me the type of cheese so I can get that too.
>71.4% of your week
This factor is assuming that workers work every second of the day from Monday to Friday, which is untrue.
>>27730426
Why would i care about the material cost? someone spent hours working turning those potatoes into delicious chips for a refined palot.
>>27730448
hooks aged cheddar see pic
>>27730522
You tell 'em. They get about 2 hours to themselves after they've exercised, purchased and cooked dinner, cleaned, etc.
>>27730552
>refined palot
Woah wagie, better use this weekend to brush up on your vocabulary.
>>27730558
I was simply stating that the figure of 71.4 percent was not accurate (which I am right about) you can draw your own conclusions about my intent.
>>27730575
Dont be obtuse i was writing on more than one board and my wife distracted me.
I realise that a simpleton like you simply doesnt understand the higher style of life some of us cherish.
>>27730681
>my wife
Enjoy your future divorce, wagie! Congrats, you get even LESS time than a single wagie to yourself! Did you have to go wipe her butt, or drink Tyrone's cum out of her pussy again?
How much stuff are you going to buy her tomorrow anyway? We both know it's her idea to go shopping on a Saturday.
>university
>have to attend classes, but only a few, only 3 days a week
>but you have to, or at least should, keep studying every single day of the week, there's not one moment you can just lay back in comfort without any worries because there's always a test next week
>don't get paid a penny, in fact you have to pay
I can't wait to be a wagecuck, it will be a significant improvement
I'm slaving away at my job, have about 39 minutes left until 5pm CT.
I just almost best my Tetris high score, but then I lost and got demotivated.. So now I'm posting here.
I wish I could go back to being a neet, but I do have a slammin computer now, and a pretty fly company truck. (GMC 3500, shits cash)
I sell high explosives that are blown up underground when getting an oil well ready to Frac. And by sell, I mean sit in front of a computer, and occasionally drive to a site to talk to the company man operating the location.
Sometimes I type orders too
>Check my paycheck
>Got a raise
>They didn't even tell me
I live next to a wagecuck and he gets all happy and giddy telling me how productive he is slaving away at his machinist job risking his fingers getting smashed because after all, it's worth it to be productive and get his girl a new ring. While he's at work, I like to take a day outta the week to go slip his girlfriend by BNC and make her squeal, I also rub my asshole on the pillow he sleeps on. Wagecucks are so stupid, they live in their own little world, when in reality things are actually quite horrible for them.
>>27730737
Heh, she is actually a well paid marine biologist. She has her own visa black. Perhaps i will buy her some nice underwear? i like seeing her in the sexy lingeries i buy her. We are going out shopping because i need some hiking equipment. A few coworkers and i are going out hiking in the greenland mountains in july.
About the divorce, we got a prenup and i honestly dont care that much about her that i fear divorce. If it happens it happens. I could easily find a new sexy young woman with my kind of prestige.
>>27730897
>Wagecucks are so stupid, they live in their own little world, when in reality things are actually quite horrible for them.
>>27730932
Well said, but hey, someone's gotta shovel the shit and pay taxes so I can get my check. Thanks for the slave labor wagey!
>>27730929
>my kind of prestige.
>still won't tell us what he does
Waiting on that destroyed yacht wagie
what if everyone said fuck it, decided to stop working and became NEET?
farmers, office workers, trashmen, teachers, doctors, police, fastfood workers, government workers, mechanics, public transit, etc.
everything would collapse!
>>27731104
>wagecucks
>stop working
They're mindless, expendable, disposable robots. They're programmed to not only work, but love to work, justify working. Before we can have robots, we have to turn humans into robots. Mindless little drones scurrying beneath the feet of NEETs. These threads are purely for entertainment, not to truly convert them.
>>27731100
Oh you are curious about my occupation? Im a flight engineer for airbus and some graham jets.
>>27727187
>tfw I be an international arms dealer like I want to be as a kid
>>27727372
Snowball will make America great again!
>>27731175
>engineer that posts on /r9k/
>having sex
>ever
Calling bullshit familia; enjoy your cheese and autism.
Former neet here
I literally just got hired to a neet-tier job 2 hours ago.
>>27731232
I understand that you are doubtful. But let me tell you this. Aviation school was the most rewarding learning experience ive encountered. Highly recommend that branch if you dont know what path to follow.
Im posting on r9k because i enjoy a good conversation with someone who dont share my views on the world.
