>tfw you will never be as cool
>ywn rape the fuck out of dylan or eric's boipussis
they were class A twinks
Are they the most successful school shooters to ever exist?
>>27727185
Nah Cho is.
Don't mess with an Asian with a gun.
>>27727213
Don't fuck with me anon:^)
Heh...I don't think so, shooters
*teleports behind them*
*they shoot at the spot I was in*
*all they hit is my katana sheath just clattering to the ground*
*behead them both instantly in one swipe*
*they keep shooting like headless chickens*
*shooting into crowd of innocent normies*
*cut their hands off instantly*
*teleport to crowd*
*deflect every single bullet with sword tip*
heh...I guess it's time to cut class, kids.
*gives a sickly grin*
*tips fedora so only whites of eyes appear*
School shooters are lame af
I would get my revenge by calling them edgelords before I get blown away.
Heh.
They would have to deal with that,
And would probably be so embarrassed they would just leave.
>on the journey home
>'you told me they would be scared and begging for their lives, anon'.
>'well, yeah, they were...'
>'...but, that one guy, w-what's an edgelord?'
>'shut up, Anon, just shut up...'
>>27727880
Seung-Hui Cho
School shootings are lame. They should have picked off a Chad every month or so. Let them live in fear not knowing if they'll be next. True beta uprising
Which one is ur fav r9k?
>>27727185
Cho got like double their kills by himself with 2 pistols (9mm and .22lr)
>>27728782
TheNeedleDrop is my fav
>>27728782
Kylo Ren was the only reason why I could tolerate Star Wars
He was so cool
>>27728782
Cho has me wishing I was there to know how he did it
