I'm a fucking child and I want to grow up, but I don't know how. I'm a 19-year-old boy who:
- wets the bed nearly every night
- wears braces
- throws temper tantrums
- has major communication problems with people
- is a messy eater
- sleeps with a pacifier
- sucks my thumb
- looks like a 13-15-year-old.
To make matters worse, I'm fairly dark skinned but have brown-blondish hair and green eyes. So /pol/ would literally want me dead.
Wow
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>>27726716
Back to ifunny
Oriegnalcument
Enlist in the military.
>>27726716
Pic of you!
>19-year-old boy
no anon, you're a 19-year-old man :)
we're all gonna make it
>>27726794
A man? No, I'm not. I look like a fucking child.
>>27726716
>fairly dark skinned but have brown-blondish hair and green eyes
You fucking kidding me? That's the best combination. You could be ugly as shit and get by with that alone.
if you're skinny and have a swept fringe then thats so cute honestly but otherwise its gross
how the fuck do you wet your bed at 19
>>27727030
I've been told I look cute by people, but I think I look like a freak. And no, I can't show you guys a picture. My parents don't allow me to have pictures of me on my computer.
>>27727093
My bladder is damaged and as a result I'm partially incontinent.
>>27726716
>- wets the bed nearly every night
Type 1 diabetes nigga
>>27727400
It's not diabetes. I'm not a fatass.
>>27727378
>my parents don't allow me to gave pictures of me on my computer
>19
K E K
>>27727435
>hur dur I'm a retarded manchild who doesn't know what type 1 diabetes is but still makes claims about it
>- wets the bed nearly every night (which implies increased urination in the night
>messy eater
>Not fat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_mellitus#Signs_and_symptoms
>The classic symptoms of untreated diabetes are weight loss, polyuria (increased urination), polydipsia (increased thirst), and polyphagia (increased hunger).
Pussynigga you got type one diabetes.
>>27727490
Whoooooooooooooooops, the symptoms are correct but it's actually the wrong wikipedia article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_mellitus_type_1#Signs_and_symptoms
>The classical symptoms of type 1 diabetes include: polyuria (excessive urination), polydipsia (increased thirst), xerostomia (dry mouth), polyphagia (increased hunger), fatigue, and weight loss.[3]
Neger u got diabetes
>>27727478
It's like the only thing they don't allow me to do. They're pretty cool parents desu. They allow me to use medical marijuana for my social anxiety.
>>27727490
I'm a skinny little shit, dude. I don't have increased thirst or hunger. I'm a messy eater in the sense that I sometimes get food on my clothing, like with pizza and spaghetti for instance. My motor skills need work. Strangely enough though, I was on the Varsity Tennis team my Senior year of HS.
>>27727750
>I'm a skinny little shit, dude.
that's what undiagnosed type 1 diabetics normally look like. if left untreated, you lose so much weight that you die
>>27727790
I don't have diabetes. Doctors would have told me by now.
>>27726716
>wears braces
If you let me cum on them once a week I will let you live with me and I will financially support you until your looks die and then I will throw you a away
But I will try to help you grow up until then so you can sustain yourself
>>27726716
What the fuck. Dude, you're irreparable.
How is it that on a board designed for original content you post the same shit constantly, OP?
>>27728705
I don't want to believe that.
>>27727490
>>27727545
Not op but,
>I have all those symptoms
>my dad and grandpa both have diabetes
>fuck
Is there any way to check without going to the doctor? I'm not losing weight though, what the fuck, that's the good side affect.
post your e-mail so we can talk out a suicide pact, OP
>>27726716
>I'm a fucking child
stopped reading there MODS MODS!
>>27726765
Yeah OP if your parents let you go this far you will never get better on your own. Enlist even 2 years will help.
