ITT we post our dick sizes and rate others.
5.75 inches long and 6 inch girth here
Oh you like dicks?
Succ succ
7 1/2" x 5 3/4"
last time I measured, it was inferior x embarrassing. I don't know what that is in metric but its definitely not worth showing off. Plus the hair grows like half way up the shaft and i've basically ruined myself with porn so even if I was with someone it probably wouldnt get hard.
five x four and a half
I never measured my girth
>>27725811
thats the most important measurement
>>27725705
>Plus the hair grows like half way up the shaft
My nigger. Who here /steel wool/?
>>27725614
>>>/soc/
Fuck off, faggot.
>>27726028
you dicklet bro?
It is erm ok.
>>27726073
You need to work on your girth game bro. Start doing dick pushups.
Coincidentally I measured mine earlier today
Length = 6.2 inches
Girth = 5.9 inches
Far from substandard
>>27726138
I don't have quite the salary just yet to pay for a dick gym. Anyways, can you really do that :3?
6.2 bone pressed, around 4.6-4.8 girth
Length: 0 inches
Girth: 0 inches
>>27725878
My girl loves my dick, I don't need to reinforce it with a number
I just need to find a way to stay hard when I start getting tired
>>27725614
Same length, about the same girth as length. Just slightly smaller girth. Maybe 5.6 inches
7.5 lenght x 5 girth
will start doing jelq like shit to hopefully get more girth soon
>>27726227
And what's your length senpai
7"x5.2"
Feels too skinny man.
6.3x5.9 here
>10.5 length
>8.3 girth
Feels so small. I need to start jelqing ASAP.
How short/long is your frenulum? Can you pull your foreskin all the way so your whole shaft is smooth or?
I think I have frenulum breve, when I'm erect I can pull the foreskin just about half an inch past the head and the skin kind of curls up. I never had any problems or pain, but I'm afraid if I ever lose my virginity my frenulum will break and blood will be spilled. No phimosis just that fucker holding on to tight
what do?
>>27726721
Just snip it with some scissors bro. It'll be fine.
7 inches long
dont know about girth but its pretty "girthy" ;;););)
>>27726721
>foreskinree orignal
>>27725614
6x5.8. That's a small one
7.8" x 5.5" heh
>>27726721
I have this problem too. Can't go in too deep or it starts to hurt like hell and feels like something is tearing. Condoms seem to help though.
>>27727230
Too tight foreskin
>>27727230
Oh, this one is delicious.;
>>27727256
my foreskin can easily be retracted but its quite big so unless i do it intentionally it is always like halfway
>>27725705
MY hair grows very high on the shaft for me too, i just take my clippers to it once per week and keep it under control, looks huge after i do it.
>>27725614
Its threads like these that make me think "average" is really meme-average.
>>27727946
What do you mean by this?
original
>>27727946
It is.
Normally there's really insecure guys who'll go into threads and be like
>if you're not 8x9 lengthxgirth then you're a microcock xDDD
but that's not the case. average is 5-6 inches (for both length and girth).
Besides people born with more meat than average (or even below average) are more likely to suffer from Hernia issues later on in life.
I think it's funny the top two things robots brag about are height and penis size. The few two things that are completely out of their control.
6 inch failed normie reporting in.
6.75" in length
5.25" in girth
tfw no monstrously thick cock to rip roasties in half with ;_;
Got 7.1 x 6.3, feel pretty good but could have more girth
6.5 x 5.3
had a girl compliment on it once, saying it was one of the biggest she'd met
>tfw she offered me a BJ but I sperged out and refused
boy that night was a cringy mess
>>27728706
Dang she would have gone crazy with my dick in that case.
>>27725614
It's better to have longer one or girth'ier one?
>>27728079
Same measurements here. I've only had sex with one girl but she always loved it. Then again we were both virgins. Hope that helps. Not that bad.
(note that this was a survey done at a time where central Europeans would reply, who have a little bit bigger dicks than 'merricans)
6 x 4.5~
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
u all gotta guezz
>>27729051
Nice tattoo yo.
>>27726073
Yes.pls be yours
>>27727230
7.5/10
>>27729051
7.75/10
moar pls guys
almost 5'' length, about 4.5'' girth.
I'm also 5'4'' tall
>>27729125
Ethnicity? Blox
>>27729077
Seems to be mine indeed. Mind giving it a grade :3?
>>27729168
Oh, I thought I did. I'm sorry.8.5/10 or so, because it looks very suckable. :3
>>27729296
To be honest, compare its true length to the size of my thumb, and you'll see it's nothing from which I can really brag about. A bit above average size and that's it, because my girth's "average" enough for me to be insecure over it. And sucking seems best, I've been having problems getting it up otherwise sigh.
Another pic just for you for grading me so well :3. Where do you live faggot?
13x10.5 cm
just fucking kill me
>>27729401Texas. What about you? :3
>>27729448the most beautiful country in the whole world
Depending whether or not you can infer from that what my country is, maybe I'll give you another glimpse of me :3. And later trade contact info.
>>27725614
5x5
2 inches when flaccid
Uncut
Balls are shrinking due to over masterbating
Look kinda like >>27725647 except indian looking
>>27729522New Zealand?
Probably not original.
>>27728706
>not thoatfucking her
>>27725614
5 x 4.5 inhces
how does everyone have such big penis? wtf
4.5" long, 3.25" circumference
>>27729601
the internet makes everyone's penis an inch bigger
>>27729573
France you fucker.
>>27729679Rude, butpost more anyway pls.
>>27729693
I may be rude, but you're ignorant regarding the rating of countries.
And eh, they all look the same and besides they're old so I'm barely trimmed there.
>>27729643
trap? you should become one if not
>>27726224
Be my small penis gf.
Its either 7x6 or 6.5
I go with the former as I'm pretty sure 6.5 is wrong
>>27725614
Post it. Average-length dicks with stupid girth look great.
>>27729738
It's mostly a preference when it comes to beauty about anything.More pls. :3
>>27729971
Suggestions for me then? Are you fingering yourself to these?
>>27730023
Maybe. They're bretty nice, senpai.
>>27730205
Can you comply to posting your boypucci or feminine dick then?
>>27730237
In a little while I might, for you.
>>27730272
Hmmm hence in private then :p? But not even the faintest peak even now?
>>27729584
I whish I had the confidence to do it.
At least I got my first kiss though, that's something.
I measured 6.2, can someone help me with girth
>>27728706
>one of the biggest
>one of
I would have thrown up. Why are women today so disgusting?
>>27730307
Soon, Anon.Got busy with IRL stuff, sorry.
>>27730370Nice.
>>27730913
Hm don't either keep us waiting though!
>>27730982
I suppose I also should have my balls validated by you.
Rate my dick niggers
>>27730768
Once she confessed, crying, that sex was the only way she could have guys care about her. I actually felt kinda bad for her.
Girls don't want to be called whores, yet whenever they feel "lonely" they'll go have sex with the first guy they're vaguely attracted to. Then they go crying to their beta orbiters when it's all over.
It is truly painful for us robots. Even more so when you know you could have had her, but you fucked up multiple times.
>tfw she said "Anon, if we are still single by 35, we'll marry each other"
the memes are real
>>27731071
u-bend/10
>>27725614
6x6
and i'm fat
>>27733224
Post your fat benis.
7x5.5
Cut as all hell
>>27726303
Around 7.5 inches desu
Uncut
>>27734013
That looks like it would itch. Sorry dude.
>>27734096
That might just be the picture though. Looks good except for the skin right beneath the head.
>>27734096
The rings around the trunk bunch up when it gets soft and they get sweaty
People can smell it
More robot cocks right now pls
>>27735084
What kind of cock you want?
whoa-oh black betty senpai-ba-lam
>>27735120
Virgin robot cocks would be nice.Even better if uncut, desupai.
>>27735193
Okay. Here's an oldie. I still haven't figured out how to shave this thing without it turning into a sander two hours later.
>>27735622
Why is your foreskin so long?
My head completely comes out of its skin cacoon when I get hard
7 inches long 6.5 inches in girth
Do I got good weewee?
>>27735685
you go last in the robot gangbang
>>27725614
7' long 6' girth
Pretty happy with it, tbut it makes me sad I will never get to use it.
damn, robots got some big dicks
>>27735814
It's a prerequisite. If your penis can fit in a woman, you cannot be a robot.
I've always wondered if when measuring length do you hold it like in the pic, or can you push it down so it's at a 90 degrees
Adds a bit to say the least
>>27728994
>self reported
Anon I...
6.5 x 4.75
>tfw pencil
>>27733224
KEVIN
OWENS
6.7x5.3
I think it's alright, at least i'm uncut
>>27736051
It's a cute looking dick, though. Girls will like it.
4.5 x 4.7. Literally the only reason i'm a robot. The only reason i lost trust and love towards myself. The only reason i undervalue myself, and overvalue women and normal men. The only reason i overcompensate. The only reason i wish i was white or black.
>>27736222
Fucking hell, you know something is wrong with your dick when someone uses the word cute to describe it.
>>27735622
Thank you for sharing, Anon. Very nice.
>>27736206
Looks really good to me.
>>27736051
Looks nice in this pic.
>there are guys with 6"+ length AND 5"+ girth on this board who non-ironically call themselves robots
Lovin Every LaffLEL
>tfw post dick on reddit or send to girls i get on kik from soc/reddit
>they tell me its the biggest, best looking penis that have ever seen
>tfw 24 year old permavirgin
feels bad man
>>27736595
It looks like a horse cock desu
>>27725614
7.5" circumference is 6"
>>27736710
is that a positive or negative
4.5" long ~3.5" circumference
>>27736787
Possitive, bad news is you'll never get it fully in unless you do anal and she likes pain.
>>27736787
>tfw no medial ring
>>27736874
whats a medial ring? is that the circumcision scar?
>>27736873
i dont think its as big as you think it is. although the weird thing is that even girls who had guys who were my exact size says that i look so much bigger than them (again, im a permavirgin)
>>27736595
Penis this big should be illegal. This is just next level monopoly
>girth 6
>girth 5.5
>girth 5.75
stop fucking lying, rounding, and exaggerating.
>>27736916
>whats a medial ring?
Search "e621 horse cock" and you'll have your answer.
>>27736961
yeah it seems like a lot of people lie about girth
or maybe they measure at the base and bunch up fifty pounds of pubic fat
5 inches erect not sure about girth
>tfw somehow the average among autistic robots is an inch or two above the average
Daily reminder that if you're :
>more than 5'8
>having a dick bigger than 6"
>not fat or weirdly skinny
Then you have no reason to be a robot.
>>27737218
>tfw I'm 5'7''
7x6
Still had girls tell me it's small.
>>27737218
>tfw im the first 2
>im emaciatingly skinny, look like a teenage or pre-teen boy body-wise
>>27736595
me btw
>>27737595
Then you should have no problem, dick size is all that matters, i'm just, confused, how can well endowed men be socially anxious and not confident ? You have no reason to. You have all that it takes to make it in life.
>>27736332
What race are you?
Oregano
>>27737704
Southeast asian, aka the worst thing a man could be born with, after small dick.
>>27737732
Least you aren't Mongol, bro. I am. I'm hideous as fuck.
4 inches
I don't have a great body either, not overweight but still some fat/flabby. Also autistic "tbat quiet dude with no friends"
Turn 21 soon so liquor will probably become a routine
>>27737764
Whats your dick size and height ?
>>27737791
5'8. 7.5x5.
Fuck this robot. Fuck.
>>27737846
You have no reason to be a robot, you're born perfect.
>>27737059
I just think people measure wrong.
I thought i was bigger than i really was girth wise for the longest time.
>>27725647
why the fuck is this dick always posted, who the fuck keeps posting it please i need answers
>>27738829
>circle a metric tape in the middle of your dick
>see how big it is
>????
>profit
Or you could just do the same with a piece of thread and them compare to a ruler, holy shit
>>27725614
>>27738839
This dick has been posted 107 time, it's almost 4 years old holy shit.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/3lzx7bLyeiBZURdbxCMj4Q%3D%3D/page/1/
>>27738877
I just think people measure it with string or a cord which isn't accurate. Measuring tape is really the only way to get a totally accurate number.
>>27729643
frot w me
>>27738901
It's literally the same thing, if people do it right, my guess is that people are just really stupid
>>27738923
Nah using anything else can give you mad wonky measurements.
>>27738941
Do you know basic math anon? It's LITERALLY the same thing
>>27725647
Dude, you need to stop posting your dick in every thread
>>27738941
It's literally this easy.
my penis is so small that the head is not visible, there's just some exterior foreskin that looks like a shriveled up tiny vagina attached to my testicles
even my pubes are longer than my penis, also one testicle hangs lower than the other and my urethra is partially closed so i pee 2 streams and have to sit down like a woman to piss
when erect i reach the size of a tiny flaccid penis, which means i need to get an erection every time i take a piss even while sitting down or my pee goes everywhere
i don't even think it's big enough to penetrate anything, it's funny
>>27736595
Hey that looks pretty much like mine, maybe mine is just a little bit shorter
How long is it exactly? 8"? Because I've been measuring mine 7.5" but I'm still not sure.
>>27739224
Are you overweight senpai?
You'd be surprised how much can be hiding in there
>>27739224
thanks for making me feel better about my 3.5 inch penis
>>27735622
oh fug, beautiful shine there
>>27731766
crocodile tears bro, never let your guard down.
bump 4 bot benis
>>27739224
Eric? Is that you? I always figured you'd turn out to be a robot.
5.5 length, 5 girth
5'8" white male
Could be worse
It got to 17 or 18cm long once, measured with a ruler. Haven't checked anything else
>192cm tall
>>27725614
wtf kind of gay shit no suspicious at all bitch
Who knew robots had the best dicks!
>>27725614
7 x 4.9 inches here. It looks like a pencil dick since it's above average length and below average girth but whatever. It is what it is.
>>27740261
>Who knew robots had the best dicks!Me. :3
>tfw I thought girth wasn't around the dick but was how wide it was until a couple months ago
>>27740758What's your girthy?
>>27725614
9"x6.5"
I wanna be 10"x7" tbqh
I'm about 5 and a half inches and 18 years old. Uncut. I passed the toilet roll test with my head sticking out of the top almost all the way. Girth is about the size of the toilet roll, a little smaller. Do i have a good dick size guys? Fucked 5 girls and they all came
>>27738956
Do you know basic physics anon? The first thing they teach you in college is that measurements always go wrong.
I'm about to have a snack, but more penis please.
8 bpl by 6 girth
>>27741038
Toilet roll test is a joke because toilet rolls are different sizes in different places
why do I read these threads?
brb, going to neck myself
>>27725614
4.5 x 4.5
I'm fucked, I know.
>>27741713
Nah, your fine famalam
6.5 x 5-5.5
I'm like 70 lbs overweight though. Don't know how long it would be if I got fit.
6.2 x 5.0
>No matches on tinder
>Put in dick size
>Matches come rolling in
ayy lol
>>27741842
Is 6 inches that good that it changes responses that significantly?
>>27741842
>putting dick measures on tinder
What a liar
>>27725614
5.9 inches length
5.6 inches girth
So basically, almost average length and barely decent girth
>>27741987
You're above average, in both categories, mate. Only slightly but still above.
>>27741891
Must be.
>>27741926
I did, yup.
I made a shitty graph with the data in this thread so far
Apparently most robots are well above the global average
>>27742497
The American average is 5.5 iirc.
I'm 7 inches by 6.5
but it gets fatter in the middle where i measure girth
but seeing some of these cocks that look bigger than mine but are 6 inches. Is my tape measure broken? or is this a perception/incredibly low self esteem thing?
Oh and as a raging bisexual, i'd just like to say that i'd rather take 4 inches from a hot guy than 10 from an unwashed ugly cunt
>>27742699
Nah m8, you are just lying or you measured it wrong, because 6.5 girth is literally porn actor tier 0,0001% rare
Unless you post a picture, ofc
>>27742733
It's pretty fucking hard to measure it wrong.
And as i said, 6.5 is in the middle. It's thicker than the rest.
Going through sent pictures to find a pic :3
>>27742497
Woah roboto
>>27742017
Pic or it didn't happen, faggot.
>>27742855
I know most of them are probably lying, but I know I'm not and I think it'd be interesting and pretty ironical if robots were systematically above average
>everyone has 6+ girth and 6,5+ length
It's sad that you have to lie on the internet to make yourself feel better. I'm 5,5 on both by the way and don't really care since I'm never going to use it for anything but peeing and masturbating.
4.9'' x 2''. i win
