Woman hate thread
Let's go /r9k/
Obligatory sour grapes post.
There is no woman on Earth I loathe more than the useless cunt that shat (You) into the world
I can't wait for the beard meme to blow over. This is coming from a guy who can grow a beard
>>27723876
why would they blow over? you're in your early to mid 20's im guessing?
>height is number 1
>>27723832
I like how the 6ft is written first as it's the first thing to come to this roastie's mind.
IF YOU ARE ABOVE 5'11 YOU CAN'T BE A ROBOT AND SHOULD LEAVE THIS BOARD ASAP.
>>27723890
Yes like most people here. Why is that relevant?
>>27723941
OP here and 5'5 reporting in.
JUST
My all time favorite, women really can't stand beta men but don't want to admit it
>she says sex is just sex
You can tell by this statement she is a vile roastie whore.
>>27724008
To be fair that "woman" is probably a dude
What are you talking about?
Women are fantastic, especially when you encounter a group of them in the workplace :D
>>27723832
That isnt asking a lot. I don't get it.
>>27724008
What's wrong with hating betas? That's life.
>>27724040
10 things is a lot.
do 10 pull ups right now, i bet your fat ass you can't, lol.
>>27723941
>5ft 10
>Respectable height
>Can size up to taller people and tower over manlets.
>Height makes for a broader frame (if you're not naturally skinny).
>Women read 5ft 10 and automatically disregard you.
>>27723832
Can you not recognise sarcasm you fucking spergtard?
>>27723865
>e-excuse me m'lady, I w-would just like to inform you that I have been defending your honor from misogynists on the internet, m-may I treat you to a drink?
>>27723956
5'5.5" but told DMV I was 5'6"
Who else /DEVILISH/ here???
>>27724068
I can do 10 pull ups fine.
It's 10 things, but except for the height and obsessed part, those are just being a man.
>>27724107
I don't get how bitter virgins think they're above white knights. Sometimes white knights get laid.
>>27723832
why would you want some roastie who has such an inflated ego that she thinks she should make a check list about what she thinks is attractive
you do know these posts aren't directed at you, just the guy they like who fits all these things in hopes THEY see it, right?
>>27724060
I know its all part of natural selection but why do women pretend to like men they can't stand?
>>27724203
When do they pretend?
>>27724203
to get attention
>outgoing
>obsessed with me
choose one roasties, if a man fit that criteria and was outgoing he would have pristine pussy jumping on him daily
>>27724183
>Sometimes white knights get laid.
Keep telling yourself that.
>>27724247
>wlwestern women encourage men to embrace feminity and feminism in general
>western men become emasculated nu males
>women who take on more masculine stuff get fustrated and bkame everything on "patriarchy"
>Islamic men who abuse women flow into Europe and women start embracing them because they are more masculine then said European men
>>27724326
It's true. Sorry that hating women because they don't like bitter woman haters hasn't worked for you.
>>27724338
This is literally delusional nonsense.
Feminism and "nu males" are just pretend enemies you made up to hate women. Beta woman haters are the most feminine men. Women hate you because you're pussies and they already have a pussy
>>27724346
You're wrong, but at least you're willing to admit you only defend women because you think they'll fuck you for it.
>>27724183
>>27724346
And you're gonna be one of those, right anon?
>>27724346
she will eventually cuck him.
women just aren't attracted to white knights.
>>27724194
My gf says I check all her boxes and she really appreciates it
>>27724409
Oh I'm not a white knight. It's just retarded how delusional you woman haters are.
>>27724410
Be one of what?
>>27724346
>>27724403
>>27724446
>you woman haters
Shouldn't you be getting railed by Jamal, roastie?
>>27724475
Wait am i a white knight or a woman now?
The thread literally is a woman hate thread.
>>27724040
This. Also half of those things shoud be a given anyway.
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/04/austin_police_chief_confident.html
Normie bitch killed by nignog for absolutely no reason.
Toppest lel
>>27724446
Oh, so then you're a disgusting whore trying to create more orbiters?
>t-trust me guys, white knights do get laid!!! just do your best!!!
>>27724532
I said they get laid more than you. And orbiters are sad too, but not on your level
>>27723832
>all those requests
>the girl that made that is probably a 5'4" overweight mutt whose hobbies are Facebook and Instagram, has never worked a day in her life, can't cook pasta, and will always reply "dunno" to everything
>>27724551
Keep trying roastie.
>>27724595
She made like 3 requests and also wants a man. Chill
>>27724616
<5' 1", shaven legs, funny, smart, respectful, outgoing, well-dressed, loyal, a good cook and obsessed with me. I don't ask for much.
>>27724595
I'm still a dude. You realize the reason you dont get laid isnt other people. It's all you.
>>27724551
I'd take woman hater over an orbiter any day.
>>27724705
Whatever you say, enjoy checking your privilege you shitlord
>>27723832
>loyal
>expecting someone else to be what you cannot
>>27724779
>wanting a virgin gf who is a virgin by choice
>expecting someone else to be what you can't
>>27724802
>implying I'm not a virgin by choice
>implying I'll let those damn dirty succubi take my mana
>>27724726
But a woman wants neither.
>>27724732
You're acting like all women are like that it's a vocal minority.
>>27724040
Apparently it is when you ask it of women.
>>27724690
So get one. You are the man. You go after women.
>>27724845
Wanting a bearded funny woman is asking a lot
>>27724882
Yeah, most women aren't very funny.
>>27724836
but they'll take a white knight like you I'm sure. ;) just keep trying bud and REMEMBER
be yourself
>>27724346
I hate women and I get oodles of pussy. They even love the fact I hate women. Wrap your head around that.
You can't.
>>27724914
Where is that picture showing animals doing exactly that but then shows a guy saying
>Humans are different! Women aren't like that
and i think it has women doing that in the background.
>>27724855
This. Why don't people on here realize that this is their big advantage. They tend to cry about muh equality and "why aren't women expected to approach men", when you can get advantage over other men by being daring? If women were doing the approaching most of the time, many guys would be worse off than they are now.
>women don't like women haters
The biggest roastie lie used to trick betas.
Women absolutely ADORE women haters, that's exactly what all the Chads do, they treat them like trash and women love it. Of course if you're ugly and socially inept you're just a "loser creep", but if you are Chad they'll swarm all over you.
>>27723865
That fox could easily reach those grapes. 0/10, shit drawing
>>27724967
>That fox could easily reach those grapes
Yes, if he tried. Let that sink in for a minute.
>>27724962
Ahahaha. No. You have turned everyone into this boogeyman to explain why you are a virgin. The only asshole is you.
>>27724040
That's the joke. Just imagine it with XD at the end
>>27723832
>obsessed with me
That's literally the only unreasonable request here.
What's wrong with wanting a guy that fits your taste?
When robots on r9k ask for a virgin girl who will only ever hang with them and no other men, who shares their traditional values, is atleast 7/10, shares their interest in vidya and whatnot, is white, how is that any more reasonable?
I honestly don't see anything wrong with that picture, and before you call me a fembot, I'm actually a normal guy (yep, a normie teehee).
>>27724914
No straight man has ever said he gets oodles of pussy.
>>27723941
>6'3
>still khhv
Nah, I'm a robot, fuck you
>>27724162
of course you can do 10 pull ups, silly me, what was i thinking.
oh yes you're so right. herpa derpy.
>>27725030
>WOMEN DONT LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE TRASH BY CHAD
>Y-YOU'RE JUST A BITTER VIRGIN
>I-I HAVE A VAGINA AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME I WILL NEGATE YOU ACCESS TO ALL WOMEN'S VAGINAS SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP
Stop trying roastie, your deception isn't working. I know all the lies roasties use to trick poor naive betas.
>>27725086
Why is staying in decent shape so unbelievable to you people?
>>27725109
I'm a guy.
But your argument seriously is "women don't know what they want, i do"? Sounds like you treat them like trash bro
>>27725111
herpa derpyyy derps. "you people" XD
>all the triggered normalfags and roasties in this thread
>>27725148
I don't think you triggered anyone.
>>27723832
Got some personal hate right here
>be me 19 KV
>go on tinder 3 months ago
>finally hit something off with a girl, who I happen to have a mutual friend with
>go on two dates
>first date, she invites me back to her house after coffee
>say no because I thought she wanted to introduce me to her housemates
>find out the day after that she wanted to fuck me instead
>second date, I meet her at her flat
>just sit around and have pizza and watch TV
>too beta to even think about making a move on her, especially since she knows by now that I'm a KV
>date ends, didn't kiss etc
>no third date, find out she just wanted FwB essentially whilst I wanted more
>move on with life
>match with another girl three weeks ago
>literal waifu
>she wants a relationship etc
>she's really into me
>haven't met up yet because she's been busy and I was out of country for a week
>trying to organise a date with her for this weekend
>suddenly find out that the whore from earlier was asking my mates last night for me
>apparently she still wants the D
>only just learnt this an hour ago
>still waiting for waifu to get home so we can organise this weekend
>texted the whore to find out what she wanted exactly
So I'm just sitting here waiting for one of them to respond. The waifu so that I can date her, the whore so I can BTFO her
Hate dump inc
>>27723832
>loyal
>obsessed with her
>hairy
Does she want a fucking dog or a man?
>>27725294
Just turn gay anons, it's the only way out
>>27725148
Why would anyone get triggered by what a bunch of fat smelly neet virgins thinks?
>>27725306
>tfw women disgust you but you still want to fuck them
sexbots when
>>27725273
SUP BRAHS
CHADBOT UP IN THIS BITCH KEEPING IT TRILLA BRAH
SO MANY TINDER BITCHES WANT MY DICK BRAH
IT'S HARD BEING A ROBOT THESE DAYS BRAH
LATER BRAH, SOME TINDER BITCH WANTS TO TOSS MY SALAD
#ROBOTFEELZ #REEEE
>>27725318
Speaking of sexbots, what kind of personality would yours have? Do you want a fucktoy, or something more "real"?
I'd just cut out all the histrionic bullshit from women's psyche and replace it with male loyalty
>>27723832
im LITERALLY all of these things, yet im still a 26 year old virgin
>>27725338
How do you think women will ever really react if sexbots become a tangible thing?
>>27725360
I imagine we'd see them try to enact laws prohibiting them on the basis of stealing "agency" from women and promoting rape (somehow).
>>27725377
>runningoutofshittosay.jpg
>>27725325
After 3 months on tinder I've literally only had extended conversations with these 2. Hardly chad levels
And a girl invited me to her house, I knew she wanted to fuck me, and I sat on her bed opposite her eating pizza and watching family guy
>>27725389
>tfw your amazon package is an onahole and not a top of the line Lucy Liu bot
>>27725429
>>27725413
>women reply to you at all
chad pls go
>>27725445
If there was an operation you could take to become gay or asexual, would you take it?
Reminder that Black girls are even worse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ncaeqxhYg
>>27725463
I'd be down with turning into one of the Tranquil from Dragon Age.
>>27725504
>tfw your dad is an alpha
>tfw you got none of his good genes
>tfw you realize that probably means your mom was a Stacey
>literally just bullshit now
The Circle Tower, officially named Kinloch Hold, is Ferelden's regional headquarters for the Circle of Magi. It is located on Lake Calenhad, and accessed only by its docks. As per Chantry and local law, human and city elf citizens of Ferelden with magical potential are brought here to be imprisoned for most of their lives and instructed in the legally-approved Schools of Magic, and (ideally) trained to resist demons (who seek especially to possess living mages).
Obligatory pic desu
that's all for now
she won't actually get that you know, she will end up settling for some 5'7 nu male, stop getting mad over it
>>27723865
>sourgrapes meme
It's not sour grapes if the grapes have STD's. Stop this meme, it doesn't apply on r9k.
Here have a fixed meme for you.
>>27725537
Man, that is some real shit
>>27725591
Jokes on you, my gf is already chubby
>>27723832
>check
>fuck off
>go to circus
>debatable
>yes
>fuck off
>fuck off
>yes
>the most
>only if she's worth it
Guess I'm not viable.
Why hate women when you could be happy with one but still be jaded enough that when they inevitably fuck up it doesn't actually hurt
>>27725933
>be happy with one
No one is happy with a woman.
>>27723941
>5'11", but tell everyone I'm 6'0" to confirm to beauty standards
I could of probably been 5'9" and say 6'0" and most girls would believe me, they're shit at measuring length by eyesight.
>>27725463
Goddamn, this one made my soul hurt, I don't think I'd be able to recover from some foul shit like that.
>>27723832
>>27723941
>>27723956
>6ft+
kek, you can always try monetary compensation for your lack of height right?
>>27725975
>5'11", but tell everyone I'm 6'0"
I've done this ever since this girl I knew in HS* said "you'd be hotter if you were 6'0" " when I told her I was 5'11".
*Only girl I regularly hung out with, or may not have been a crush.
>>27725952
I'm sorry your immaturity will cause you to miss out on enjoying yourself
>>27724933
Originoni
>>27725933
>I live my life with a person who is such a perpetual fuck-up that I've become emotionally numb to them
>I'm still happy tho
>>27725063
>being this insecure about word selection
I could BTFO of you, but I'm feeling generous. It's Friday. Enjoy it faggot.
>>27725273
go for it friendo, just don't fuck it up and lose both girls in 1 night.
>>27726250
I didn't say you should stay with them when they fuck up, senpai
>>27726361
>implying they can ever stop fucking up
>>27726361
>Continually wasting time and money on people that you know you'll eventually have to break contact with
wew
>>27726441
Humans are social creatures, and often times they'll get me to try new things which I may end up liking long after they're gone
I would hardly call it a waste
>>27724403
It's actually NOT nonsense at all.
It's actually pretty spot on. Feminism created much that women cry about today.
>>27726134
>I'm sorry your immaturity will cause you to miss out on enjoying yourself
Yeah I'm sure I'll miss the divorce drama and dealing with her new boyfriends.
>>27723832
I'm not sure if this is troll pic, but it fit's the thread.
>>27725791
EEWWWWWWWWWW
>>27725030
>women don't like women haters
bruh...I know you're smarter than this...I know you know that a man's opinion of women, positive or negative, doesn't determine how much sex he has with them...I know you're not that dumb.
>>27724933
you mean this one?
this comment is original in its originality
>>27723832
Oh great I'm all of these where can I exchange this image for gf?
As thirstiest virgin 2016 I feel as though I'm entitled desu.
>>27724855
>>27724947
Hot+takes initiative=gets pussy
ugly+takes initiative=creep/rape/harassment etc
Christ, you guys should know this shit by now.
> If women were doing the approaching most of the time, many guys would be worse off than they are now.
Makes no sense; whether women initiate or wait to be approached, they're still the gatekeeper to sex. Furthermore, most women just aren't attracted to most men. This a given of our biology; the female is more selective than the male.
>>27723865
To be fair, it was Eve who was tempted by the Serpent to eat the forbidden fruit.
Eve is truly a pain in the fuck. no wonder women are just as a pain in the fuck.
Says you can't hold her past against her
>former whore
>still a whore
>>27725004
The point of the fable is that *can't* reach the grapes.
God damn son, you're on full damage control.
>>27725049
We hear about women's preferences and desires and how we're supposed to fulfill them or fuck off and die 25/8, 366. Hardly anyone bats an eye.
One guy in one thread on a Mongolian tapestry weaving forum in a corner of the internet says what his ideal girl is like, and you flip your shit.
>>27725030
Women are attracted to fitness and status, regardless of a man's opinion of women. Take Bukowski for example. Or Patrice O'Neal. Or Bill Burr.
Face it, having a good or negative opinion of women means nothing to how attracted they are or aren't to you. If you were right, women would only be fucking male feminists.
Attraction does not necessarily make sense.
>>27723832
>>27726015
Polandbro here. Why are Western females so obsessed with height?
>>27727529
>implying poland girls are not even bigger whores than american ones.
>>27727368
Eve disobeyed, but mankind fell only when Adam ate the fruit.
Part of the tragedy of this particular creation myth is that Adam doomed all of Mankind because he was so thirsty for this one dumb cunt.
He threw himself and everyone else under the cosmic bus because pussy.
The fault was Man's, for not just beating his dick like Saint Tupac advised us to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im4QiEVaQzo&nohtml5=False
>>27727585
They're not though. I invite every robot to come here.
>>27727529
Because other women are.
Why are other women obsessed with height? Maybe some monkey brained shit.
If you're taller, it's an indicator of dominance. It doesn't necessarily guarantee it, but it's an undeniable visual cue, and it can make it easier to dominate if need be.
Women want dominance in their men. They want them to dominate others as well as them.
The more dominant their man, the higher her own status in her female hierarchy. A woman's status among her female "friends" is determined largely by her man's status.
>>27723832
> 6ft
check
> beard
check
> funny
debatable
> smart
debatable
> respectful
debatable
> honest
check
> well-dressed
check
> loyal
check
> hardworking
check
> obsessed with me
If you mean "me" as in "myself," that would make me a narcissist. If you mean "me" as in "[person who made that image]," pfft. No.
>>27727704
Been there, seen it. If you're not rich, you're screwed.
>>27725030
>Ahahaha. No. You have turned everyone into this boogeyman to explain why you are a virgin. The only asshole is you
Please tell me this is a joke
>>27725306
This is the funniest shit I read in a while, real good twist at the end. I have no empathy for this dumb bitch or any women that put themselves in these situations.
>>27725248
>>27725315
topkek. You proved his point.
>>27727529
And Polish females aren't?
>>27727704
Yes they are, you're a cuck
>>27728317
How the fuck am I a cuck? It's widely known that Western women are shit quality compared to the Eastern ones.
>>27724092
Whoa, someone doesn't understand anything about anything.
>>27728388
>>27727529
>#prawdziwy mezczyzna zaczyna sie od 180
sure Polish women aren't shallow at all
>>27727820
Do you think Lain is massive whore?
Do you think she would be everywhere at once, getting banged by any willing male in the Wired?
She probably would, with "God" telling her that none of it is real.
>>27725294
Cheeky cunt she is.
>>27725306
Be a porta-potty? Is that some new slang or something?
>>27723832
>you could get girls if you just tried
>some girls like betas, I promise
