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>tfw guys these days spend half their waking lives fucking Stacies
>tfw even the guys who can't fuck Stacies, just watch other guys fucking Stacies on the internet
>tfw you will never measure up to Stacy and will always be a disappointment
>tfw woman these days spend half their waking lives fucking chads
porn is just visual stimulation. everyone eventually settles at some point. sure, there are tumblrcunts who buy into "body acceptance" so hard that they go for nothing less than chad, and there are PUA autists who think that fedoras, magic tricks and gropping will get them staceys, but they are the outliers.
it's a matter of people realizing that there's no shame in turning the lights off and fucking someone as ugly and terrible as themselves - and it feels pretty great, too. The vast majority of the world has been doing that for millenia anyway.
>>27723123
It's not hard. You just need to stop being fat.
>tfw a guy texts you and you get all happy and hopeful that you will get your first boyfriend
>you see a girl that's cuter than you posting flirty comments on his pictures
>he's not even that cute
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27723472
I know this goddamn feel
Seriously, even relatively average guys have girls constantly flirting with them. What the fuck are malebots complaining about?
>>27723611
Stacies do that to give their beta orbiters some hope so they don't just stop orbiting, guess it also triggers landwhale too
>>27723472
>>27723611
I've never had a girl flirt with me
I've never had a girl even hint she was attracted to me
I'm not particularly ugly looking
>>27723123
dont use magica for shitposts you fuck
>>27723611
>>27723472
>implying the average robot or nu-male knows the signs of flirtation
>>27723652
>implying this isn't a bullshit troll thread
Here's a wacky thought: Say 'hi' irl.
>>27723660
>implying that I was actually responding to them as though they were women and not just making a correct observation that I was expanding on
>>27723699
>implying that a robot would know what to do with a flirty girl even if he knew she was flirting
I don't leave the house and when I f o I'm too awkward to socialize. I also can't get a bf here. I was thinking about getting cats, because that's what lonely women are supposed to do, but do cats really help? I like fluffy ones, like a Himalayan cat
>>27723818
>I also can't get a bf here.
Why not?
>>27723856
I've been posting on this site for three years, and every year I find a guy I like and we talk and then he finds out my race and drops me. This has happened three times and I'm just done trying. The only way to get a bf is on a different site but I basically use 4chan exclusively or IRL but I don't know how, so for right now I give up.
>>27723911
What's your race?
Just say it now so the people who'll be fine with it go for you
>>27723911
PLEASE BE BLACK
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>>27723911
>tfw no nigger gf
>>27723925
I'm aMizrahi Jewess. If you want to insult me I've already heard every insult so you're wasting your time. I don't let it bother me anymore, not at this point
>>27723975
BE MY KIKE GF
>>27723639
>>27723652
Stop replying to them, newfags.
>>27723975
>jewess
oh.
nevermind
>>27723975
Is not that bad.
Did you know a sand jew was the founder of Hot Pockets? That makes them ok in my book.
>>27724015
I was not aware. I don't actually like hot pockets either. I used to, sorta, then I ate one and got sick and just stayed away from them ever since.
>>27724042
Hey be my gf >>27723983
>>27724015
>hot pockets
shut up, scruffy
>>27724048
Fuck off. She is mine.
>>27724042
Where do you live?
>>27724069
>>27724048
>fembots once again proving its literally impossible for them to be lonely
>>27724048
You called me a kike, that's kind of a derogatory word. Also you can't just ask me to your gf, you don't even know me. I could secretly be a reptilian alien, you wouldn't even know
>>27724103
I called you a kike because of the robot and this is 4chan
be my gf
>>27724103
I doubt they're over 6 feet either, hun. Might as well go back to being forever alone. Life is so tough for you :(
>>27724069
I live in the US, specifically the south east. And before you ask no I'm not a refugee or whatever, I was born here.
>implying we don't fap to average girls too
>>27724131
>the south east
BE MY KIKE GF NOW if you have an accent
>>27723975
That's because Jewesses are genestealers who are trying to steal Aryan genetic material for their degenerate race.
Stay proud my herrenvolk NEET robot brothers, Hitler will return soon.
>>27724131
Why should I ask that? Jews aren't mudslimes.
>>27724164
Fuck you /pol/cuck I want to date the qt jewess
>>27724188
Good goy, desu.
>>27724138
I feel like I don't but other people say I do, so I dunno.
>>27724120
I'm 5'5 and if I got a bf would want him to be as tall as me or taller. I don't feel like I'm unreasonable.
>>27724221
Doesn't matter to me
I'll have crafty_jew.jpg to cuddle with
>>27724237
I'm taller than you
Do you enjoy comfy movies and vidya
>>27724176
Well most Mizrahi live in the middle east so a lot of people think I'm a refugee off the bat. It gets annoying.
>>27724256
I'm not opposed to watching movies I just don't know any good ones because I don't watch any at all. For the past years I've just been a zombie that browses the internet. I don't play much games because my computer is bad because I'm poor.
>>27724303
>I'm not opposed to watching movies
That's all I'd ask
Is cuddling something you'd like to do :3
>>27723123
LELOL
Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others. This is part of the natural problem which is that they know that living to be pleased does not make really a life, yet knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men.
lol, whats up
t. Chad
>>27724303
Listen, this isn't a joke, or b8. I can make your life amazing. I can make you so happy. I can provide for us both and we can live fulfilling lives together. All I ask for is your loyalty and some form of contacting you do we can get to know each other.
Let's leave this place together. Let's rise out of our unhappiness. I want you to be my bottom bitch
>>27724368
Shut the fuck up fag
I was here first
>>27724314
Lol Im not sure. It looks nice but I imagine people get bored after a while. I still want to try it one day though
>>27724368
I would have went along with that if you didn't say you wanted me to be your bitch. I'm not a feminist but it's a bit rude to insult a girl you're trying to woo
>>27724412
You sound really nice and the fact that you're a jew doesn't bother me :3
[email protected]
please email about being my qt gf to cuddle
>>27724455
>the fact that you're a jew doesn't bother me :3
this is so charming and suave
>>27724382
Fucking fight me dick sucker
>>27724412
Your loss.
>>27724455
>that you're a jew doesn't bother me
m8 when you put it like that it sounds like it does bother you
>>27723123
Your complaint is ridiculous. Although I doubt that you're in my state if you were then I would fuck you, Stacie or no. If you were a non-Chad male you would just get straight up rejected by women whereas I am offering to have sex with or date you.
>>27724303
>For the past years I've just been a zombie that browses the internet
This always makes me curious about someone's life.
>>27724455
Hmm, I might. I normally lurk and then post if I see a guy I think I could connect with, but you do seem nice. I've just had bad experiences. You're not acting nice to me and then bashing on women in other threads?
>>27724650
The only other threads I'm in are on /his/
>>27724650
I'll be honest, I do that alot. I'm looking for wife material, and that means you need to be pretty much perfect. Just don't step out of line and I think we'll got along just fine :)
>>27723123
Just because a girl is better looking than you, doesn't make her a Stacy
>>27724650
this >>27724694
is not me>>27724455
And this is not original
>>27724672
>>27724718
Could you stop pretending to be me please? I'm trying to fuck this nasty jew whore
>>27723975
Please be my Jewish gf.
I'm not some antisemitic edgelord.
>>27724757
I just know you're a fucking /pol/fag looking to ruin this
Go back to your shit containment board
>>27724717
is that supposed to be sexy?
>>27724672
Huh, I mostly browse /his/ and /int/, and if im bored /x/. I used to browse /int/ more but then /his/ was made and then I stopped going there nearly as often.
>>27724649
Through a bunch of bs I wasn't allowed to graduate high school, they told me this only after I was half way done with what I thought was my senior year. Basically id have to take two more years and I couldn't deal with it and had a mental breakdown and dropped out. That was ironically two years ago. I'm a NEET with nothing to do now and have been for a while
>>27724793
I used to browse /int/, but I left because it got boring :3
I like /gsg/, but has too much /pol/ shit in it
>muh groBgermaniums XD
Prussia sucks anyway
>>27724776
Gg fatass roastie
Miley is a goddess
>>27723975
I don't mean to be rude but are you religious?
Personally, race isn't too much of a factor for me but I think I'd worry about the pressure of converting/meeting the parents if I got involved with an overly religious person
>>27724771
No you're the beta faggot pretending to be me in a sad attempt to cock block me. Just get the fuck out of here. Fembot if you're still here hurry up and email me. I wanna play spin the dradle on your ass cheeks
>>27724831
Head on back to /pol/ stormcuck
Miley is new queen of all fembot threads
>>27724869
>wanting that busted up nigger trash
>>27724869
>Stacey bitch
>queen of fembots
Fuck off.
>>27724811
Lol well it just got stale. It's just generals and 'is X white' or 'Why are Americans so bad at X'.
>>27724823
I dunno really. I celebrate Hanukkah, I've never ate pork, Ive never drunk alcohol (im 20 so it's illegal but I don't plan on it). I do believe in God but I guess I'm just really lax on most things. My parents wouldn't care if I was with a cough cough goy as long as he was nice.
>>27724650
>bashing women in other threads
Why is that even a problem if what they are bitching about doesn't apply to you? On the other hand, you should know better than to consider dating someone that unironically uses smileys on an imageboard in {CURRENT YEAR}.
>>27724889
Fembots are all stacys, just uglier and fatter
>>27724869
Stay mad, you fat roastie
>>27724876
Whoops, meant to call you the fat roastie
>>27724904
>Ive never drunk alcohol
>I do believe in God
Even better tbqh
And I'm afraid /his/ will descend into that shit too
The recent Nordicist thread can't be a good sign
But WE WUZ KANGZ isn't also garbage
What a mess of a board
>>27724934
*WE WIZ KANGZ is also garbage
Big typo there
>>27723975
>not wanting a Jewish girlfriend
It's like they don't like saving money and getting laid at the same time. You've been talking to faggots
>>27724793
Well you're just making me more curious by being vague. That's shitty though. How long do you plan on staying NEET?
Who here /miley/?
Praise our Queen
>>27725044
Got any pics of her in high socks :3
>>27723670
>Here's a wacky thought: Say 'hi' irl.
Normie detected. Is your next piece of advice "just be yourself"?
>>27725044
She's marry a Chad...she's a Stacy......G T F O NORMIE
>>27724934
Sadly the WE meme is from /int/. Nothing good seems to come from that board yet their content always spreads :/
>>27724975
To be perfectly clear i have a Schizophrenic younger sister and I skipped school a lot to stay with her. Sh has nobody else and needs attention and care and it has to be me so I had to skip school a lot. She means the world to me but I missed too many days for her, despite me making passing grades I didn't get many credits a year because of this. I don't regret it though, I'd do anything to help her and it's not her fault. I don't know how to leave NEETdom though. I have no education, no GED. Most I can hope for is fast food job
>>27725124
I'll look for ya, fampai
>>27725160
And you only consider Chad's.
You're just mad that she got one and you didn't, fatty roastie
>>27725196
Yes
I used to like Alberto Barbosa because moortugal a shit, but even that's just ruined
You sound like you'd make a nice housewife :3
Good to family
>>27725196
Boohoo
Stfu kike
This is a miley thread to praise she who is most high
/r9k/ is now full of black women and Jewesses
Only miley can save us
>>27725268
>>27725238
>no high socks
You failed anon
>>27723911
I know that feel fembot. Even if they seem interested in you they just call you racial slurs or ask if you're into raceplay. People like that are terrible anyway. How hard is it to treat someone like a normal human? At least have the common courtesy to say that you're just not physically attracted to someone of x race but you have a nice personality.
>>27723611
>average guys
my ass you women have high standers and you probably see 7/10 or 8/10 males as average. a true average male by everyone standards would be a 6/10.
>>27725196
I'm pretty much in the same boat as you (belief in God, no drinking, HS dropout, NEET) I do go to church but it's mainly for the free food + singing.
I also had to do another year because of lack of credits but my reasons for skipping were less altruistic than yours. I basically said fuck it and got my GED, it was pretty easy desu
>>27723123
>tfw all women have to do to achieve Stacydom is not be fat
>but they just cant be bothered to not be fat
>>27725144
How did you guess?
>>27725268
Dude for a second I thought that was a Key and Peele skit lmfao
hahahahahaha
>>27725196
Wow. That's pretty admirable of you, but to be blunt why does it have to be you? Are your parents unable to help? Either way I'd recommend getting your GED asap. At the very least just to have it.
>>27725236
Well, I have no experience with kids, and it's really far into the future and I'm not sure if it will ever happen but when I think about being a mother im scared. My mother wasn't good to my family and my father had to raise me by himself for a few years until he remarried. I don't want to be a failure like my mother was and fail. It's do scary thinking that some people have kids but then fail them, creating a new soul but not truly nurturing it and instead just creating another depressed person in bad circumstances. Ugh, it's just scary.
>>27725462
My parents do help but they don't know her like I know her, they can't truly help her. It has to be me and that's okay because I love her dearly. She's honestly the reason I'm alive. I think about getting my GED like the other poster said or getting a job at a grocery store or just SOMETHING but I'm so depressed I always feel like a zombie. I know it's not an excuse though.
>>27723123
>tfw vagina smells like rotten fish
>pushes chads head away when he goes down on me
>"why are you doing this"
>"i-i am just shy"
>mfw it smells like a thousand rotten vaginas
>>27725581
The fact that you're so concerned is a good thing
It just means you'll care about doing what's right for your kids :3please email me familia
>>27725584
>when
>chad
>goes
>down
>on
>me
>>27723650
meguca has always been used for shitposts though anon
"fembot feels"
>>27723123
wahh wahh I don't want to stop shoving food into my face and being fat
>>27723312
>>27725581
As a rule of thumb if you're afraid to have kids because you're terrified of letting them down you're exactly the kind of person who SHOULD be having kids.
Everything you've said is spot on parenting mentality, combined with the sister thing you'll be a great mother.
>tfw a fembot actually asked me to buy her a dragon dildo
Fucking degenerates
>>27725839
>tfw no degenerate bad dragon gf to watch fuck herself with a purple horsecock
>>27725615
I'd have to create a throwaway email which I could. I don't feel comfortable using my actual emails and also I have bad experiences with sending emails to robots (had a lot of conversations posted here).
>>27725708
I see where you're coming from but the idea of creating another human and have them depend on me conpletely scares me. I feel like if I ever had a kid id have a mental breakdown because I wouldn't know what to do
>>27725581
I can see where you're coming from with that. Really though, you do need to get your GED or something. The longer you put it off the harder it gets, I know this personally. And like the other anon said, being scared of letting your kids down is a good thing in my opinion. It means you actually care and will actually try, which is really what most shitty parents don't do.
>>27725898
A throwaway email is fine
I understand your concern
>>27723975
>wah people are being racist to me!
Shut the fuck up, kikes are the most racist people in the world. We wont fall for your tricks like our ancestors have
>>27723611
The relatively average guys that you know. And being a woman, sorry but you're probably rating them lower than they are. Women only rate the top 20% of men as above average. And the guys you talk to are probably the guys who talk to you - that is, the chads and semi-chads. Maybe they have unusual interests, but they still have confidence and can really talk to people.
That is to say, normies. So not malebots.
>>27725898
>I feel like if I ever had a kid id have a mental breakdown because I wouldn't know what to do
I feel this feel, I'm scared to heck if I ever manage to get a child somehow that I'll fuck everything up
>>27723975
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish. I mean that.
>>27725898
Always use a throwaway imo, and let others leave their email first. Girls are more likely to get spammed.
If you're not terrified of being a parent you don't understand what it means you be a parent in the first place.
That's why idiots have a bunch of kids, they don't get what an overwhelming responsibility it is. People who actually "get" it like you seem to typically only have 1-2 kids (there are exceptions) and they turn out well.
You won't break down completely because the child needs you, and you'll (ideally) have a husband who's like minded that you can rely on when it seems too hard to bear.
>>27725899
I just don't see why. Not to throw a pity party but just to give insight, I feel like my life just isn't going to get better do fuck it, why waste energy?
>>27725998
I'm not racist. I treat others like id want to be treated. The only thing that could be considered racist is I have a predisposition to liking men with pale skin because I have brown skin. My step mother is Ashkenazi and her skin is so beautiful I'm honestly jealous
>>27724137
My fantasy is a girl giving me any attention, which is more believable with average girls so average girls are my fetish.
>>27726125
Well naturally you'd feel like that after being a neet for so long. Trust me when I tell you you need to though, and that it isn't a waste at all. Literally the only way your life won't get better is if you decide to not try.
>>27725998
>no emaiI
Oh welI
>>27726125
You seem like a pretty cool person. If you want to chat here's my email [email protected]
>>27726363
Sent
>>27726283
I dunno, I try to imagine, even if I got my GED I don't think anything would actually change. I always imagined when I dropped out of high school I'd just be a NEET for a bit until I killed myself. It's why I normally avoid making friends, I don't want people to care if I do actually die. But I get closer to the date I told myself id do it on and im just too scared, I don't think im brave enough but I'm so fucked I kinda need to. But id be leaving my poor sister. It's an awful situation
>>27726516
That's basically the situation I was in regarding life when I was younger, actually. I was depressed for various reasons, and kept telling myself I'd kill myself at 18, then 19, then 20, and so on and so forth. I'm 27 now and, after finally realizing life isn't actually that bad, that I was really the biggest factor in my depression, and that I was never really as bad off as I believed I was, I heavily regret thinking and being that way for so long. I'd be in a much better place in my life right now if I had just tried. You probably won't believe me, but really you should try. What's the worst that could happen?
>>27726516
I actually really relate to that, all through high school I told myself I'd end it before college. Then in college before I graduate. Now I'm about to graduate and already know I won't do it. I'm too scared to die desu.
You're not fucked, but your situation does suck, there are certainly ways that you could make it. It all depends what you want; so what do you want if you could choose any path?
Just in case[email protected]always interested in talking if you feel like it.
>>27723699
>>27723742
>implying we imply things
>tfw qt handholdless virgin robot bf finally starts to open up to me and asks to do lewd things.
What a good day, friends!
>>27727441
Reminder that if you don't get married first you're going to hell
>>27727550
I don't date people I don't intend on being with for a long time.
My boyfriend pretends to be a girl on Second Life and he cybers with various men. I told him that's kind of gay and he said he's just being ironic. He also has befriended some girls on Second Life and they videochat on Skype. He said he has never done anything lewd with them except for have virtual sex in Second Life and when he does have sex with the girls in Second Life, they just do it 'as a joke'.
Is what he's doing considered cheating? I don't play Second Life, but he tells me it's all pretend and no one takes it serious.
>>27727606
Irrelevant
Sex before marriage is a mortal sin
Dating is for marriage
>>27724650
>You're not acting nice to me and then bashing on women in other threads?
Everyone except me and a small percentage of non-bitter robots do this.
>>27727615
If it makes you uncomfortable then tell him so. It is honestly kind of creepy even if he's just "lol pretending2 be dum"
>>27727615
Lol you're getting cucked
Kill yourself
>>27727615
some men are truly pathetic.
Just dump him
>doing extremely intense therapy with a male therapist
>the main part of it involves describing my intrusive thoughts in as much detail as possible
>they're not conventionally sexual but it turns me on so much it makes it hard to focus on what I'm doing
>omit large details of the thoughts because I'm too ashamed to talk about anything sexual in front of him
>way too embarrassed and ashamed to discuss it period
>pretty certain I wouldn't have this problem with a female therapist but this guy is a specialist with a lot of experience and I can't fucking stand the thought of finding a new therapist, not just because this guy is good at his job but because I've had such bad luck in the past with finding good help
why do I have to be such a disgusting freak
why couldn't I have been born a man
my arousal would be immediately apparent and I wouldn't have a choice but to be up front
instead I'm hiding like a coward and it likely will make things even worse so long as I remain a pussy
>>27725224
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD TROLLING NOW FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE DEGENERATE SCUM G T F O THIS SITE
>>27727615
He's definitely lying about how it's a joke. You probably should dump him for being a pathetic retard as >>27729129 says, but in the end it depends on how much it bothers you.
>>27729134
what fantasies? necrofag is that you?
also I for one enjoy these threads very much, there are some fucked up girls posting in them
>>27729134
Unless you have a 12 inch nigger dong arousal isn't that much more apparent. Being straightforward about sexual things is just something you choose to do, that's all there is to it. And as someone who does it, I wouldn't recommend it, I only do it because I'm generally very straightforward and really don't like the opposite.
>>27730280yes it's necrofagviolent, homicidal and necrophilic fantasies. intrusive thoughts of torturing people, murdering them and then having sex with their dead body.
>>27730316
how do you do it? I'm so fucking repressed it's a wonder I can even talk about this shit here.
>>27730346
How do you even have sex with a man that doesn't pump blood into his penis?
>>27723975
See the Jew name the Jew! Don't be a sucker for these sneaky mother fuckers. Abort abort abort! Do you imbeciles want to lose all your neetbucks?
>>27730407
the same way you have sex with a woman, or a man who can't get it up. there are more ways to have sex than just penetration with a dick.
You guys do realize you're talking to other males, right? There are no females here. The person who is complaining about "tfw no bf" actually has a penis.
>>27730346
I think it might be because of an underlying superiority complex, or that I've just got so much really embarrassing shit in my porn history that talking about the things normalfags consider weird doesn't phase me.
In part it also helps if one realizes that their own fucked up sexual taste aren't something super special to them, most people can develop most fetishes, given exposure to the right material.
But in the end I'm blunt by nature, so something that comes fairly easy to me might be harder for someone shy. Armchair psychologist advice would be talking to whoever you can talk to about it for starters, i.e. here.
>>27730432
Viagra doesn't work on the dead. And I don't take hand of my partner and stroke my cock with it. I let her stroke it by herself. And I have dick so I can fuck any hole, even if it was dead (although I see no appeal if it doesn't produce any moisture and isn't hot anymore). I assume you're female because of
>why couldn't I have been born a man
so all you can do is rub against someone because I don't see how you're getting dead dick hard to ride it. I don't know if fingers of dead human would bend inside you or remain relatively straight.
So yeah, how?
>>27725333
>you women have high standers and you probably see 7/10 or 8/10 males as average
I'm surprised no one has posted pic related.
>>27730280
>>27730346
monthly reminder necrofag attacked and disfigured an innocent bystander
>>27723123
Be my girlfriend, Sayaka.
>>27730166
Lol you roasties are so jelly of Queen Miley, it's almost cute ;3
>all these dudes clamoring and fighting over a girl
Things will never change. Women are like magic. Even if you swear them off forever, you're still going to act different around them.
Watch a group of male friends hanging out, then inject a single female into the proceedings. You can see the change, some subtle, some not. I even see it in myself when a girl is around. I just can't help it, I gotta impress. I try my hardest to not show them any attention though, which is usually good enough to actually get their attention.
What makes you think you even deserve a boyfriend, femanons?
>>27730621
>I try my hardest to not show them any attention though, which is usually good enough to actually get their attention.
only works if you aren't ugly
leave this place normalfaggot
>>27730513
I produce my own heat and moisture but that is not a factor because part of the appeal of the dead is how cool they are. After a certain point of decomposition they provide their own moisture as well. I can rub up against any part of them, take any part of them and put it inside of me, or even take a flaccid dick and put it inside me (with difficulty but once it's inside it doesn't bend to an extent that it would cause much more trouble).
I honestly don't see how you can't figure this out for yourself, do you have no idea what female sexuality is like? You claim to have had partners, aren't you aware of how a woman can pleasure herself?
>>27730636
I'm a 27 year old KV, you're a child, get fucked.
>>27730636
Yeah, pretty much this.
If you're ugly and don't show people attention, they'll pretend you don't exist.
Maybe you'll see them worriedly whisper about you, wondering why a creep like you is even around there to begin with.
But that takes a lack of self-awareness which you typically only see in youth or the mentally retarded.
Does anyone else here have PGAD? I'm extremely hesitant to even mention it because I know tons of weird fetishists with harass me like ya wouldn't believe but it's so annoying. I finally found relief with oral progesterone that i got prescribed for something unrelated.
>>27730712
your age is irrelevant
if you arent ugly you don't belong here, simple as that
>>27730771
Please be my gf.
I don't have a fetish for whatever that stands for, I just want to love you forever
>>27723975
How many Muslims have you personally killed? Ten or more and I say you are wife material.
>>27730621
>Even if you swear them off forever, you're still going to act different around them.
I'm literally a living example of not doing that at all. I no longer view women as potential sexual/romantic partners at all, because I know there's no chance in hell I will ever have a relationship with them.
>>27730663
I'm aware enough to mention rubbing your clit against stuff. And actually from experience I know how easily flaccid dicks fall out and that most girls don't take "any part of me" and put it inside them. It's almost always me putting my fingers, tongue or dick inside them.
And when you mentioned ANY part I imagined trying to get nose or folded ear into cunt.
I mentioned moisture from my point of view: I see no appeal as a man because precum wouldn't be enough to moisture dead pussy up and I guess preference to hot hole insetad of cold is preference.
I don't fuck the dead so I have no idea about natural moisture of rotting body. I can bet it's nasty though.
Have you even tried? Is there any risk of disease when dealing with this decomposition moisture?
>>27730771
>PGAD
literally a meme disease
you're just a nympho
>>27724812
Jesus fuck, I knew she went off the rails but I didn't realise Hannah Montana was such a slut now.
Join my server, you cuckolds!
https://discord.gg/0uLZL9iKc23EiP5r
>>27730900
Nice dubs, but I'm still not gonna join your server.
>tfw women think they have it bad
>tfw even the fattest ugliest whore will get some attention because they have a vagina
>tfw you are social garbage as a man with no value to anything or anyone
>tfw fembots can't even let us have this and want to beg for compassion even here. EVEN FUCKING HERE.
> tfw the 'lonely' fembots will get dozens of propositions by anons in this very thread
> tfw they'll ignore them all
> tfw the same thread will be made tomorrow
> tfw you literally don't exist to females unless you are chad
>>27730771
Do you have any good reference, studies, anything that demonstrates the validity of PGAD? It's only been documented in extremely recent history and I have a difficult time accepting it because of the lack of information available. I say this as someone who's nearly constantly aroused, but I'm aware that it's because of a paraphilia and obsessive thoughts, not because of some other disorder.
>>27730811
There's nothing wrong with fucking someone's face, man. Or any other part of them, for that matter. Fingers, tongue, dicks, all fine, but anything can work when you fetishize the entire body.
There's a massive risk of transmitting disease as there is with any exchange of bodily fluid, in addition to the added risk that the dead involve since they're breeding grounds for bacteria. It's the biggest fucking cockblock in the universe. I can either use protection, barely feel a thing and not risk getting killed from some supervirus, or not use protection and risk my fucking life for the sake of getting off. It's cruel and unusual.
>>27730953
>>27730956
Why waste your time and energy complaining here, where you will not be heard, and instead spend that time and energy virtually anywhere else? Doing things that will make you feel better as a person, spending time trying to find people who will appreciate you? Is it just cathartic to voice your frustration even if it will never amount to anything?
If practically any girl that smelt good hinted at me about sex I'd get hard as a rock. I don't enjoy jacking it to chads and stacies but that's the best i can get.
>>27730953
>>27730956
You gotta learn to let it go. Swear off them of course, but accept that they'll shit up everything they touch.
It's just in their nature to be attention whores.
Tfw no jewess princess gf in the southeast USA
Why even live
>>27730828
I orgasm 500 times a day to the point where the front of my vagina literally swells up and turns red and starts bleeding and cracking and I experience no mental or emotional arousal.
And this happened after a spine injury, to boot
but yeah, no, i'm totally a nympho :^).
>>27731012
I just PARTICIPATED in a research study, so once the study I was just in gets published and reviewed, I'll link it somewhere.
>>27731049
Its just....thell keep pushing and pushing till we have nothing left. The only reason why they are on this board is because they know they are not welcome and this frustrated them. They need to always have 100% of the attention everywhere. It is disgusting. It is stomach sickening. If you would pull that shit as a man, you'd get the fucking shit beat out of you.
I can't let it go. I just cannot let this grave injustice go.
>>27731012
> Why waste your time and energy complaining here, where you will not be heard, and instead spend that time and energy virtually anywhere else? Doing things that will make you feel better as a person, spending time trying to find people who will appreciate you? Is it just cathartic to voice your frustration even if it will never amount to anything?
You're right of course. Though I would honestly be interested in a fembot response. I was mostly trolling though, the idea that people only consider themselves lonely because they aren't good enough for those above them is common to both genders though
>>27731165
You are retarded son.
None of the so-called fembots here are even women. They are all overweight neckbeards pretending.
You need to stop falling for b8.
>>27730633
I don't, I just hope to get one anyway.
>>27731283
No, the majority is obviously bait, but they are here. I can smell their fucking stench trough the screen.
Besides some of these posts are so fucking cringy that they could've only been made by an actual fembot.
>>27731155
>I orgasm 500 times a day
be my orgasmo retard gf
>>27731012
>There's nothing wrong with fucking someone's face
I know. I think sexuality is personal space and as long as it's with consent and you don't cause trouble to others, you can do whatever you want. I just imagines it and it looked hilarious to try to stick nose into cunt.
How do you protect yourself? You stick dead finger into condom or rub yourself against body through plastic bag or something?
Knowing the risks this stuff involves, would you want to "cure" yourself out of necro fetish?
Do you think you know the reason why you have such fetish?
I assume you already experienced some practice. Do you work in some burial business to have access to bodies? You grinded against your family member when he/she died or something?
Probably you already posted some greentexts, but care to do it again? I'm curious how does it work and what goes through your head. Usually it's the men who tell their sick fantasies and stuff.
>>27731165
Yeah, but that's just life. The level of self-absorption is annoying, but not much else you can do other than ignore their existence whenever possible.
>>27731155
>I orgasm 500 times a day
>I experience no mental or emotional arousal.
How does orgasm without arousal work? Is it noticeable by bystander? Have you tried sex after you got it? If yes, how was it? Do you even need masturbation anymore? If you tried it, what was the effect of masturbation while having this thing?
>>27731443
>How does orgasm without arousal work?
Well, I'm physically aroused, just kinda mentally and emotionally exhausted.
>Is it noticeable by bystander?
Yeah, they're really strong. Don't go out much anymore.
>Have you tried sex after you got it?
Yeah, weirdly enough the unintentional orgasms are really strong but intentional ones don't feel like anything. Like the amount of pleasure is backwards.
>Do you even need masturbation anymore?
There's no point, it won't get better
> If you tried it, what was the effect of masturbation while having this thing?
nothing
>tfw you decide to save your orbiters from yourself
>delete them all at once and disappear
Sorry orbiters, good luck out there.
>>27723975
dont care if you dont want to mutilate your own son later on, if you do then go kys right now
>>27731483
>Well, I'm physically aroused, just kinda mentally and emotionally exhausted.
So hard nipples but no satisfaction? Do you even get any satisfaction from orgasms anymore?
It sounds shit to be honest. Is it even possible to completely cure it? How does this stuff you take work?
>>27723611
>Seriously, even relatively average guys have girls constantly flirting with them
Blatant lie, I've never even had a girl look in my direction.
Whores, please go.
>>27724164
Hitler would consider your NEET ass a disgrace. Get /fit, get a fucking job, then maybe you can consider yourself worthy of the title herrenvolk.
>>27731639
>nigger
What did you expect honestly? Maybe if nigs in africa and US/european ghettos wouldn't make you bad rep, it wouldn't turn that way. Or you have weird smell. Apparently whites smell to you like wet dogs and, for example, indians smell to whites like shit.
>>27731359
Plastic. Plastic wrap or condoms or whatever works to provide a liquid-proof barrier between skin. It's the worst fucking thing in the world, incredibly unsexy, major turnoff, just fucking kill me.
I've been in therapy for seven years now trying to get rid of or at least alleviate this fetish. I've tried CBT, DBT, chemical castration, group therapy, psychotherapy, and now exposure therapy. So far nothing has helped. It seems that you can't cure paraphilias, you can only learn to live with them.
I actually typed up a big old post earlier today explaining how I think I have this fetish. I'll put it in another post if anyone is actually interested, it's a little long.
I do not work for any burial business, I have tried getting hired in the funeral industry for a couple of years but I guess I'm a huge fucking red flag and they can see right through me because no one ever gave me so much as a call back. I'm not at liberty to say how I have had access to bodies in the past, but I can say that whenever I've been to an open-casket funeral I've done everything I could with the body in what little time I could get.
I could type up a fantasy or two if you're really interested, I don't want to shit up the thread blogposting or anything.
>>27731773
Jesus Christ all these assumptions. I shower daily and wear deodorant. I don't think whites smell like dogs. I also don't have as severe a case of autism as you apparently do. I don't really want a gf anymore, but that's aside from the point.
>>27731639
You're either a liar or don't pay attention. There's literally NO WAY women don't look at you when you aren't paying attention, unless you're like 4 foot tall.
>>27731817
>implying the thread can be made any worse
>>27731639
That's because you're not average, you're repulsive.
>>27731844
What did you not understand in nigs giving you bad reputation? It's about proportions. If lions attack humans, you avoid all lions, no matter if lion is hungry or not. Same with people: if members of one group do something a lot, you start to generalize. It's normal, that's how biology works. I don't expect people in germany to not assume I'm car thief or people in Netherlands not assume I'm bike thief because I know that after iron curtain collapse lot of my countrymen went there and stole stuff, even if I haven't stolen one thing through my life. Your life is as worthless as mine. Nobody will adjust just for you or me and abandon all the stereotypes. Unless nigs stop causing trouble, you'll be considered bad until you prove to specific persons you aren't. Deal with it.
>>27731991
Better than you most likely anon.
>>27731927
6'0 on the dot.Women literally only want 10/10 white chads
>>27732015
Every human is shit, some just choose to be shitty people in different manners. Enough of the memes
>>27731927
>1.90, on the chubby end but not actually fat, autism isnt that bad
>literally get ignored by almost every women
>so bad that i clinge to those that do talk to me, even if its just for work, like they re 12/10s
>kinda creeps them out i think so they start ignoring me too
>tfw all i fucking want in this life is for someone to love me
>>27731817
I heard there is some success in getting rid of fetishes by conditioning. Read about Pavlov's Dogs. I have no idea how ethical it is considered and if it's still a thing. If it is, you might try it.
I am interested of course. I'm interested in almost everything that is unusual. And post it anyway. No matter what you do, there will always be someone who will shit on you.
I guess you dug corpse up or made use ready to be burried when no one was around, which probably involved breaking somewhere with fellow necrofags?
>>27731639
If this really your picture you shouldn't have problems unless you don't know how to speak without putting your foot in your mouth
>>27732100
Are you pretending to be me? None of those apply to me, and I just said that I don't want a gf anymore right >>27731844 here.
>>27732157
See >>27732030
Women only want 10/10 6'7 white chads
Enough of the memery.
>>27732161
Wasn t trying to do that. Just wrote it bec of the reply to your post.
>;_; why cant i meet cute guise
>Literally has a 30-guy strong beta-orbit
The anger. The anger is boiling inside.
>>27725333
>>27730519
Part of me wonders if this is because women are actually more often attractive. Women have the ability to manipulate their appearance with makeup which might not be taken into consideration, so of course women are rated as more attractive when even someone who is below average can improve their looks by a few points by just figuring out flattering makeup looks or hairstyles.
>>27731953
Valid point.
>>27732155
I'm familiar with Pavlov- unfortunately I don't think I would be responsive to that sort of conditioning because of how many factors play into my paraphilia. For example, here's some copypasta on how I think I got my fetish:
>parents were erratic, abusive, could never predict how or when they were going to fuck with me
>as a young child my parents would abuse me if I showed emotion or acted like a child instead of as an adult
>any hint of having a romantic or sexual interest in other people was completely shut down- I'd get screamed at, punished for it, etc.
>exposed to violence and death at a very young age
>mother took me to funerals on a regular basis (big family, lots of weddings and deaths)
>saw at the funerals that my previously unstable and insane relatives acted respectful, peaceful and showed a lot of affection towards the deceased
>immediately loved them
>tried to spend as much time with the dead as possible
>spent a lot of time at the library reading medical journals, trying to learn as much about cadavers as I could
>killed a lot of pets as a child, not out of sexual desire but because I was compelled to be with death
>as I got older and learned how to properly use the internet, I found so many videos and pictures of people being killed or of the dead
>initially it was enough for them to be fresh, but over time I needed them to be clearly dead to get off
>first it was just livor mortis, then skin slipping, bulging eyes, until only bloated, massively disfigured and obviously dead bodies were the only thing I could get off to
>been like this for over a decade now despite a metric fuckton of therapy and every possible attempt to get rid of this abominable nightmare of a fetish
In addition to this it has become a sort of coping mechanism for any sort of distress or anxiety in my life, so virtually any form of comfort or positive emotion I could receive winds up coming from the dead.
>>27732376
No. It's because women are fucking picky by evolutionary nature.
Women only want the very best genes to pass unto their children, while males will take nearly any opportunity to spread their genes.
This evolutionary principle translate into modern society presents us the situation were in. Women still only want a small "alfa" top of men that they view us top tier, while men will be attracted to a lot of different women. Since women now are financially independent, they have literally no reason to ever accept a beta choice.
Part of me doesn't hate women for this, because I know they can't help themselves. Like being naturally much lower in IQ than males.
>>27732030
Then you literally aren't paying attention.
>>27732155
>>27732423
Character limits are a bitch.
So in addition to everything that I just posted, every positive emotion I could possibly convey, as well as any negative experience I go through, all gets linked back to my paraphilia. I'm so obsessed with the dead that there's hardly anything that doesn't make me dwell on them or want to be with them. It's exhausting and so all-encompassing that I find it difficult to believe that something like just conditioning me to find them repulsive would get rid of my fixation. This exposure therapy that I'm doing seems to be the most promising, since it's minimizing my response to the thoughts I have about them and (hopefully) weaning me off of my addiction to them.
I think I'll hold off of posting any sort of fantasies that I have about fucking them, I'm pretty burnt out from therapy this afternoon and not really up to going into detail about it again. Thanks for the interest, though, it's always nice to hear people be supportive in any capacity. Even if they're just curious.
>>27723611
>>27723472
>>27723123
Jesus christ, everyone took this blatantly obvious low quality bait.
>>27724869
>>27724910
I wish I had more hands...to give those titties four thumbs down
>>27732443
You're certainly not wrong and I didn't mean to sound like I was denying that, but do you have any data about the perceived attractiveness of women say in earlier times? I still think your point is 100% valid and true but I just wonder how much the rise of makeup and women's ability to make themselves look better by covering blemishes and the such has affected the general attractiveness of women.
Regardless, you're only kind of wrong when it comes to lower IQ. Women generally fall to the top of the bell curve, whereas men more frequently fall on either side. The average woman is smarter, but incredibly stupid and genius women are nowhere near as common as it is for men. This can probably be explained by girls being far more studious during school.
>>27731639
Your attempt to make yourself look 'cool' is only making you look really fucking retarded.
Your entire outfit is disgusting and it looks like you're trying your hardest to dress like every other Chad, but you're failing miserably. Your hair looks like shit too, not even sure what you were going for with that, it looks like you just snipped it in random places. Just shave it. And that constipated look on your face doesn't make you look tough or confident, it does the opposite.
Maybe if you would dress like a normal fucking person and get an actual haircut and stop trying to look tough then girls would be interested in you.
>>27732551
/r9k/ has been the single easiest place on the internet to troll since 2008.
>>27732551
Holy shit, I love these bait pics.
>>27732611
I still would'nt agree with the make-up part. It can patch you up a bit, but it wont do wonders...
>these obvious bait threads are still allowed
Just posting "femb*t" should result in a ban tbqh lads
>>27732664
Eh, I guess I disagree then. I've seen it do some pretty crazy things but then again that could be just because I'm biased probably just immediately rate lower girls without makeup even if their facial structure is perfectly fine.
>>27732030
You have to be so full of yourself that you don't notice
>>27732423
>>27732485
Wow, that's fucked up.
How did your parents abuse you? Because these times I hear fucking kids saying that not buying them new iphone is abuse.
Also too bad. I wanted to read those fantasies and maybe some greentexted event that happened. But I guess if writing this kind of stuff counters the efforts of therapy then you don't have to. If you'd like to share some of it to satisfy my curiosity, have my throwaway email because I don't know when I'll stumble upon you next time on this board:
[email protected]
>>27732756
>those eyes
>that hair
She's even cute without makeup dang. Would breed.
>>27731307
I'll be your boyfriend.
I'll also make an original post.
>>27723975
>I've already heard every insult
You didn't hear this one: I love you.
>>27732756
I dont like make-up that much myself. I see trough it.
But I want to a girl to be able to have both faces.
Also consider that every girl uses make up now. So it might negate the effect of being more pretty than others, because everyone is using the same cheat. Since beauty is relative.
>>27732835
there was massive surveillance in the house, cameras, motion detectors, all sorts of shit on the computers and whatnot to ensure that I wasn't able to leave the house without them being aware of it. they isolated me from other children, took me out of school and restricted my education (i.e. didn't teach me anything) to try and keep me as ignorant as possible, screamed at me without provocation, hit me, slapped me, woke me up at odd hours of the night to tell me fucked up shit, used me as a medium between them during arguments, used me as a human diary to tell all of their adult problems to when I was too young to properly process the information, abused and killed out pets in front of me, told me that /I/ was the one who was crazy, screamed at me and locked me in my room if I ever showed any emotion towards them or wasn't a perfectly well behaved and mature little adult
I started working when I was 14 and bought myself my own shitty burner cellphone, I've never had an iPhone in my entire life. I was never raped or beaten too badly, but the mental and emotional abuse that they gave me was severe enough that it's fucked me up badly well into adulthood.
I am really bad with maintaining contact so I'll be honest and let you know up front that I probably won't email you. Thanks again for showing some interest, though, it's cathartic to be able to talk about these things.
>>27723975
>Jewess .
Do you have concentration camp fantasies?
>>27732835
>cant tell if stupid or counter troll
>>27732971
Was there any reason behind their actions or they were just mentaly unstable or something?
I don't see the reason of maintaining stable contact either. I'm already trying to get together with certain antisocial girl, you probably live on the other side of the globe and fucking the dead isn't my thing. I only want to hear some stories, probably ask few more questions to satisfy my curiosity and probably fuck off. I limit my friendships to low amount of just few to be able to properly maintain them and dedicate as much time as I find enough for each of them. I'm already having hard time with just those few so there're no "slots" for any more contacts anyway.
>>27733040
Even if it's troll, it's interesting enough. We won't ever meet so it doesn't make any difference. I watch movies for entertainment as well, even though they're fictional bullshit. If it's interesting/entertaining then I don't care if it's truth or not. I'm not using it anywhere so it doesn't matter.
>>27733130
You are far gone.
H-Hi I have a question for the guys w-what would you think if a girls parents told you she thought you were qt? Like she was too autistic to do anything and her parents did it...
>>27733130
They were mentally unstable from their own abusive childhoods and undiagnosed mental illnesses. I've actually talked to them about their behavior much later in their lives and their explanation was that they did not know how to handle their own problems so they took it out on the only person they knew wouldn't be able to retaliate.
I understand how you feel about how difficult it is at times to maintain contact with people. It's not just that I am really shitty with reliably communicating but I also don't think it's in my best interest right now to go over details of my problems with someone other than my shrink. At a sensitive part of treatment and it would be a crying fucking shame if I fucked it all up. Especially just for the sake of someone's entertainment.
>>27723123
>guys fantasise about 10/10 girls
>other girls think they are unwanted and complain about "beauty standards" and "being a disappointment"
>in reality, men like cake. They would prefer double layered chocolate cake with buttercream filling, but that doesn't mean they'll refuse to eat other cakes that are available, or will be disappointed if they are able to eat any cake whatsoever. In other words, guys would ideally like a 10/10, but will generally take anything above a 1/10I know I would
>>27733318
Pretty cute. I'd want to hear it from her though. Parents can sometimes misunderstand or miscommunicate, and what they want for their child isn't always what their child wants.
>>27733318
i would think that is pretty cute
i'd probably tease the person in question about it a little bit depending on how our relationship was
>>27733318
I would ask her out, if I trusted her parents. However, I would make it clear that "I was told that you liked me", to avoid her thinking I was just asking at random, should it happen to be that I was lied to.
>>27731639
I know people are shitting on you but you look pretty cool
.t Normie that only browses to laugh at robots
>>27733402
>>27733411
I just said he was really handsome and when my parents went to where he works without me they told him all giggly about it.. I'm really shy in person and can stutter and mess up words really bad and I speak soft so people can barely understand me sometimes and I'm just scared he'll laugh at me
>>27733351
Did you ever forgive them?
It isn't about difficulty of maintaining contact. Maintaining contact isn't hard. It's about my OCDish thing, about my lack of time organization skills so I don't have enough time to have hours long convos wth everyone, and about me not liking being surrounded by people dirrectly attached to me, even in the internet.
Too bad you don't want to share the stories. Maybe if your treatment will fail, you will.
Then last question: do pic like this turn you on?
>>27733515
that sounds pretty embarrassing but also you sound like a qt
gl with the handsome boy
>>27733470
The thing is I barely know him I kind of beta orbit him from afar I never had a boyfriend and I don't know any of the signs or whatever and I'm getting that sweaty flushed feeling with the anxiety that he hates me or thinks I'm weird for being close with my parents.
T-that's not a bad thing though!
>>27733557
Thank you so so much! You have a wonderful day friend!
>>27723257
>and there are PUA autists who think that fedoras, magic tricks and gropping will get them staceys,
"PUA"haters, especially those who browse a forum dedicated to incels, deserve to be tortured to death.
>>27733635
pls go elsewhere to sell your crappy books
>>27730801
If you actually said this in front of a Muslim, you'd get tortured to death, like Red Army goons were in Afghanistan.
Why havent these shitty threads been banned yet?
>>27724176
They're even worse.
Seriously, it's hilarious how /pol/cucks say shit like this behind the security of their monitor.
>>27733551
I haven't forgiven them. We're on speaking terms again after I disowned them for half a decade, but it's mostly to use them for their money. I wish I didn't hate them as much as I do but I can't help myself. You could say I've got some major unaddressed mommy and daddy issues.
Friends usually don't require hour long convos every day, just for you to check in with them on a semi-regular basis and provide them with some entertainment or support. Minimizing your attachments is completely understandable.
The treatment, for the most part, is describing this shit in explicit detail, and going over it over and over again to desensitize me to it and in time reduce my anxiety. I think that doing anything similar on my own right now is just a bad idea. I don't doubt that the treatment will at least bear some fruit. I know that I won't fail to do my part.pics like that are extremely arousing, but I only fap to more decomposed bodies.
>>27733845I have more if you'l ever want them
>>27734023make a thread on /trash/ or /b/ and I'll join you in dumping, my collection is pretty formiddable
>have a bad day
>come to r9k and see necrofag posts
thanks for reminding me that you have it a lot harder than me and are still trying, necro. it probably sounds silly but you really inspire me to keep going.
>>27734048
that means a lot anon, thank you
>>27734047
>/trash/
>/b/
Nah, I have better things to do.
>>27734075
you are not necrofag
>>27734228
who in god's name would be bored and sick enough to impersonate me
I miss Mystery. She was whore, but she was our whore.
>>27734291
There are plenty of whores left man don't worry.
