>Make a self depreciating joke
>Everyone laughs a little too hard
>lost sarcastic tone
>say something sarcastic in front of new acquaintances
>they take it seriously
>can't go back now, trying hard to explain makes it only worse
>only friend invites me to drink beers at his house
>hanging out with him, his gf, and 2 kids
>put blanket over his children's three dolls
>exclaim "hey look they're suffocating guys!"
>he and his girlfriend tell me that's not cool
how fucking autistic am i...
>>27722353
>tfw the only way you have friends and seem interesting to the normies is your style of humour being self deprecating even though it kills you on the inside because that's not who you are
>>27722557
I know this feels. Next time they all ignore me as they think Im evil or some shit.
>>27722651
I mean I thought it was a funny joke but they laughed like it was accurate. To be fair it was accurate but still. When I an hero I think they'll look back at those jokes and realise the warnings signs were there.
>>27722681
What did you say? After jokingly being asked to pick a new topic of conversation I sarcastically said: "let's talk about ballet". Later on I also jokingly said that I knit in my free time and they probably think I'm gay now. If not, they will when they find out I'm a KHV.
>uni project
>have to choose a pair and interview eachother
>"So um, what do you do in your free time anon?"
>"Hell, I don't know, just put "Hentai and Video Games" on the paper"
>we laugh at itIt was actually true
>>27722353
>Make a self depreciating joke
there's your problem, self deprecating humor is for fags
>my deadpan sense of humor only makes people who know me laugh
>everyone else just thinks I'm being serious all the time
I'm beyond caring at this point, I let the 'tism flow
>discussion of anime, the only thing i know about, finally comes up
>they briefly go over how attack on titan is like game of thrones but japanese
>conversation shifts to game of thrones before i have a chance to say anything
>driving lesson
>get into dangerous situations
>tell my instructor it's fine i don't mind dying
>he never knows what to say back
>been chatting with girl for weeks
>flirting over internets
>by chance am going to visit her city soon
>her last message was "yes let's meet!"
>propose a time and place
>she never replies again
>>27723294
This fucking feel desu
> try complimenting someone
> comes out extremely backwards
> look like I'm being a dick
> remember to never share my true feelings
>>27722814
Get over yourself you fucking autist
a close friend fucked my crush who Ive been trying to get together for weeks now, and admitted it to my face. apparently all he had to say to achieve is "can I walk you home?", and she immidiately jumped him.