Come on wagecuck. Only one more day of slaving you can push through. Then you'll get a whole day to recover from your five days of slavery and then another whole day to prepare for your next cycle of slavery.
You should post this on Reddit. They'll applaud you for your effort to look like a "meme" in real life.
>>27722131
Top shelf kek woah
it's 9 am and i'm getting drunk
feels good man hahah!
>>27722402
not a picture of me senpai
>>27722414
3 more hours until the liquor store opens for me, oh my FUCK i've been waiting all night, I can't wait anymoreeeeeeeeee I need a drinky-poo.
what you sipping??
>>27722427
i am drinking..... (goes to the fridge to find out)
one sec
it's called Moscato, it's a white wine, the buzz is pretty stellar atm
>>27722131
I have 24 hour security gig on weekends. So I get 5 days off a week. I think this is a better system. Humans aren't meant to work more than 25 hours a week, it's such a waste of life.
>>27722427
It's great being able to drink my as off in the morning without worrying about being yelled at by mr. Shekeltein. I love being my own man
>>27722450
You are a very lucky wagecuck. You can hang out with us NEETS
>my mom muttering "its not fair!" "i can't do this anymore!" while slowly plodding off to her 9-5
>im sitting here smirking eating pei wei at 9 AM and playing vidya before going to the gym
>>27722489
>>my mom muttering "its not fair!" "i can't do this anymore!" while slowly plodding off to her 9-5
Really, she says that? Tell me more anon
>>27722402
>Acts superior, tells people to go to Reddit.
>Doesn't recognise a common /r9k/ image
Get the fuck off my board you putrid scum.
>>27722588
>Acts superior, tells people to get off """"his""""" board
>can't possibly fathom that the guy who took that picture could've posted it
>can't fathom that the image isn't really that common
>>27723108
>jumps to the conclusion that the guy who took the photo MUST be the op of this thread
>can't fathom that this picture is pretty common
![Pepe-The-Frog-Happy-04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CfITVqR.jpg "Pepe-The-Frog-Happy-04[1].jpg")
>>27722131
>Tfw working only 14 days a month
>being grossly overpaid (11 eur/hr)
>working only at night, so no getting up early
>no boss behind my ass, sitting in a comfy office with flowers and shit
>bring my notebook or play my old console on the tv from the couch while on my shift
>unlimited coffee and ice tea from the kitchen
Hmm, being a wagecuck kinda works for me.
>>27723762
>"my master doesn't whip me that hard so I'm not a slave"
>>27723762
>grossly overpaid (11 eur/hr)
Mcdonald people take 20\hr and he is grossly overpaid. The keks on my side.
>>27723688
>jumps to the conclusion that the picture wasn't posted by the guy who took it
>can't fathom that this picture isn't common
>>27724810
Ye, depending on your country.
Rent here costs 300 eur for a month in high-end apartements.
How is living in burgerstan treating you.
>>27722489
>>my mom muttering "its not fair!" "i can't do this anymore!" while slowly plodding off to her 9-5
that happened
>> going to the gym
this also 100% happened
>>27722588
This image was posted on Reddit first.
>>27722131
Thispicture of yours looks extremely comfy. Nice blanket.
>>27722453
Envy you so much.
Wagekek here, typing on the job because i dont give a fuck anymore
I'm tired, always sleepy. Life cant be like this
Cant wait to go to the bar and stuff my face with alcohol.
