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Today is the day robots. Got a note written out in spite of my
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Today is the day robots. Got a note written out in spite of my better inclinations to leave nothing at all behind. 9mm flying into my skull sometime very soon. Wanted to say adios to the few people I know who really get it. I'll be posting here if anyone feels like a chat, it just feels wrong to not say goodbye to at least one person.
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I hope you find peace, wherever you end up. If you turn into a 4chan ghost remember to visit!
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>>27721818
Thanks dog, I'm pretty sure that no matter what it is that lies beyond at this point it'll at least be different from here and that's good enough I think
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>>27721801
All the best, Anon. Sorry to hear this world wasn't for you. Hope you can find what you're looking for.
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>>27721899
>>27721899
Checked.

Dubs of truth. Kill you self now faggot. We are all waiting. Your worthless.
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At least you lived in a country with guns senpai
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Yo, see you in the next life, OP. Be sure to come back when you are in Heaven, we will call you Ghosty-chan. Even though we never met, you seem like a chill guy. Peace, my dude.
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i don't usually say this, but don't do it, man.
i'm a hypocrit saying this as a heroin addict but something is telling me you shouldn't an hero.
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>>27722031
I appreciate your encouragement, I'll be here until my father leaves the house so he doesn't have to be around to rush to the scene after I get it done
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>>27722072
Thanks, my man; if possible I'll be sending you good vibes from the void
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>>27721801
i hope there's something better in the world after ours for you. i'll meet you there in a few months, just tying off some loose ends
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Livestream it you fag
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>>27722146
Not gonna happen unfortunately my dude, it's important to me that I get this done in the woods behind my house where I can feel peaceful
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>>27721801
have you tried medication and seen a psychologist? if not, you're giving up too soon

also i hope you've planned who finds your body and how long you'll lay for, because that seriously fucks people up and if that isn't bad enough someone then has to clean up the mess you left
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>>27722158
So you aren't actually doing it.
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>>27722200
oh rest assured I am familia, just not where anyone has to clean blood out of a house
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>>27721801
>missing Trump's presedency
Get a load of this guy.
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>>27722200
Holy shit,
Dubs>trips>dubs

My fucking face when I have no face
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>>27722243
And I also have a girlfriend. She lives in Canada. She's a model. Trust me, I am special and you should pay attention to me.
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It sounds stupid but I wish we could all meet in the after life. No normies, just abunch of tortured souls laughing at how we all an heroed.

I'll hopefully follow soon.
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>>27722031
Cmon dude. He's a robot. He's one of us, and unlike us he has the courage to leave this terrible world. I hope you find peace in the afterlife op
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>>27721801
Can you tell me why you're killing yourself, I always find that interesting
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>>27722122
Make a post like this one when you decide to do it. I'd like to wish you Farwell my fellow robot
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>>27722199
>falling for the psychology meme
You should go with op
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>>27721801
M8 if you are going to commit sucide do it in your bathtub it will look cool and I hope you will finally find peace in the other world
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>>27722158
Familiar, I hope that life truly is not worth living for you and you have not made this choice in error. do you have a will? could you leave me the gun? I'm /k/ as fuck and I've always wanted a gun someone killed themself with.
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>>27722337
Problem is that poster is a b kid not a real rowboat.
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Are you still alive? Make sure to put the gun in your mouth for a painless death.
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>>27722255
Nice dubs trips dubs
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>>27721801
Keep pushing through, we're all gonna make it, baby!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfkLINV0l4U
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>>27722446
Yeah I'm still here dog, eatin a pb&j
I actually have been curious about the supposed best place to shoot for so I'm glad you mentioned that
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>>27722889
Farewell brother, I'll be joining you soon, so wait for me by the door ok? :)
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If you are still doing it, i suggest shooting yourself in the temple. Fastest way to die and zero pain. A lot of people try to shoot themselves through their mouth and they miss the shot. And, if i may ask, why are you doing it? If it is too personal, it's ok. May you find peace in the other side OP.
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>>27721801
Good luck in the afterlife OP, hope its better there.
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>>27721801
It can never get better if you dont give it a chance
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>tfw one less faggot in the world
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>>27721801
>>27723067
There again I guess in the end its your choice, just make your that you are happy with the decision you make
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>>27721801
Do it anon, don't talk to anyone irl, you'll have regrets and wont do it. I was about to get blackout drunk and jump infront of a train, made the mistake of sending a message to one of my qt coworkers, now l'm here.
Do it robot, if you don't you'll feel bad about not doing it and be even sadder. Drink a bit of whiskey and shoot the right place. Eternal sleep > shit life
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>>27723117
>tfw one less faggot in the world
>tumblr_o22hqgjAar1ukldkho1_400.gif
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>>27723347
>pic says tumblr
>I got it from reddit

How upset does this make you retards
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Goodnight sweet prince
F
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There's no afterlife, friend.

Don't waste your only time as a living being like this. If you're at your lowest now then it can only get better.
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>>27721801
I'm pressing F to pay respects.

F
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Any suicide methods you could do in your room?
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>>27723411
18+ site, familio
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>>27723527
>Christianity-posting in a suicide thread

You people are adorable.
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>>27721801
I'll be right behind you, OP.
I hope that you find what you've always been looking for.

Also, post suicide note?
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>>27721801
Your problem probably isn't that you don't want to live, it's that you're afraid to live and what you're doing now isn't really living life at all, you're just existing, and existence without meaning is torture.

You have to choose to live. You need to change things up and get out of your comfort zone. You can take baby steps if you want but death really isn't what you want. No one wants that, they just delude themselves into thinking they do to shield themselves from the truth of their own cowardice.
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>>27722158
>doing it in a place where people who know you possibly even your own family will find you

That's pretty fucked up man. Major dick move. I really hope you live alone and have no contact with anyone.
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>>27723591
>that feeling when this is absolutely true

>that feeling hwen it's 10am and i'm drunk already
>that feeling when i don't know
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>>27723564
how is it christianity posting, baka.
How is it religion posting in general
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>Danny Elfman's face when I kill myself
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>>27723117
>that file name
Get the fuck off this board you fag got tumblrina
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>>27721801
>9mm
>killing anything
lmao senpai
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>>27722200
>>27722255
>these digits

Dubs trips Dubs speak the truth
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>>27723785
well it's all I've got access to my man; it's either that or hanging
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>>27723785
even though it can and has.
Don't tell me you're a cuck to the exploding meme bullet
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>>27723411
>it gets better meme
No it doesn't it never gets better
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>>27723625
You can do it man. It's just fear of the unknown that's holding you back. That's powerful fear but once you start doing things and get used to it, it becomes so easy that the most moronic normie can do it.

The trick is cutting off distractions. If you always have an instant source of effortless pleasure like the internet or video games, you'll just fall back on that because it's much much easier than facing your fears and you'll waste all your energy on that and sink farther into depression and your fears will only grow. Make a plan and stick to it. If you fail, revise your plan and try again. Anyone can do it if they truly want it.
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>>27723358
Why do all Redditfags on 4chan like acting so edgy?
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>>27722889
You haven't planned that far ahead? Read this shit before you render yourself into human vegetable.

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms
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Post you stats op
>IQ 83
>Height 5'4
>Looks 4/10
>Wealth poor
My nightmares begin when i wake up.
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>>27724700
there's no way your iq is 83 mate
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OP learn about the deepweb/darknet and buy some motherfucking HEROIN. Learn how to shoot the shit up. Receive package, cook up a FAT ass shot as much as you can, inject. Boom, you dead nigga.
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>>27724742
Why?

Watermelons.
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>>27724875
because you're nearly retarded and form your post i can tell you're not retarded
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>>27724905
You might also be slightly retarded if you believe it's impossible to form coherent sentences with an IQ of 83.
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>>27725394
Well, I am a NEET for 7 years man
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H-has OP done it, or was it all just a ruse
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>>27721801
May the meme gods stay true their word and grant you many virgins upon entering the pearly gates
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>>27723850
Are you not upset that your face is gonna be all fucked up? Hanging means you look like yourself when you're in the coffin
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>>27726590
Why would he care what he looks like when he's dead.
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>>27721801
There is no afterlife, only nothingness.

Enjoy your long sleep.
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>>27723875
Then why are you still alive, buddy?
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>>27721801
Sleep tight brother.
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>>27721801

I have a 40 hollow point going through soon.

I haven't written anything yet because I wasn't planning on it. However, I might just to make it "official" in the eyes of the police. No note means that it is technically open to homicide, which ties things up later. I want my shit donated to someone who will use it, but the more I look into it, the more I'm unsure that will happen.

The hospital is like 2 miles away with an ambulance stationed about 1 mile from here. They can get here quickly for sure if I tip them off, and I might get lucky and stay alive for a little while longer to preserve precious transport time. However even then, they might not let it go for legal bullshit, even if it means someone else has to die later.

We'll see.
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At least shoot some other people before you go. It's Friday, go to a movie theater or something and gun down the most Chad looking faggot there, preferably more than one.
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>>27721801
God speed OP, see you on the other side of the fence.
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Farewell OP.

Take care. Send my regards to the general for me will you...
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>>27721801
See you on the other side brobot. Give my regards. Sleep tight.
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I love you OP. Fuck them all
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good bye fellow anon have a save journey to the other side my bro. I will remember you until time friend!
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9mm probably won't kill you, more likely suffer in agony for hours and be turned into a vegetable.

Get a better gun op.
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Godspeed, OP. Your 72 waifus await.
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>>27722158
don't do it please

don't give up yet
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>>27721801
Good luck OP. You seemed like a pretty chill dude
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Good luck OP. I'll be joining you in a few months. The ride never ends.
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Welp, looks like op is gone
Godspeed anon
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I was walking my dog the other night, half on it I get stopped by this guy....Homeless, short mohawk, stubby sob. Says something about asking for something, I think it's going to be money.

But no...He starts off ranting about not taking his pills says that he is a 'molester' and has 'watched the tape' mentions that next to the lightrail he has been sitting all night, said he was thinking about offing himself. Asks my dog's name and proceeds repeat the story to the dog about 'the tape' and 'killing the guy' and the dog seems to as confused as I was. Walked off eventually....

Thinking back on it I should have encouraged him to kill himself or let the dog loose on him in case he got to close. You just got to remember who's life is worth living, a crazy scum bag or a kid in relatively clean box.
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Tell eggman we miss him
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>>27729245
Shooting yourself in the head has a 97%-99% success rate. It doesn't matter what you put through your brain, unless you manage to colossally fuck up the trajectory you're dead.
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>>27721801
At least take a few blacks/muslims out before you go.
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>>27721801
Hey man I'm not going to be one of those fags to tell you not to do it, but fuck the people that bring us down like this. I have reached the point of wanting to kill myself cause of assholes in life who tell me Im shit and Im worthless. But you know in the end of the day it means nothing whether your rich or poor, fat and thin once you die you cease to exist even the famous become nothing more than a name but still nothing else than that. Wish the best of luck to you bot, hopefully the afterlife or whatever comes after death is better than this sort of shit human existence.
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>>27721801
DON'T DO IT ANON

Please, there's something great in store for you. Just wait and see!
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>>27721801
You can still stay fellow robot. Tomorrow might be a beautiful day. Also what's with all the robots who want to kill themselves today? How will we fight off the normies if this continues?! Put gun away and seek a psychiatrist please, you are still needed in this world. No matter how rotten this world might have become, be a light of hope outside of the norm, be a robot.
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>>27731228

This is bullshit and you know it. Life is nothing but shit, and some of us are tired of lying to ourselves about it. It doesn't get better. There's no light at the end of the tunnel.

>>27729245

There is nothing wrong with a 9mm. People carry it all the time for personal defense. I would advise hollow points because FMJ might go through too fast. Hollowpoints expand on impact and will cause significant damage to brain tissue.
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If you believe that things won't get better killing yourself is a reasonable conclusion to reach, if you were born with shity stats in a game where stats are the most important aspect of the game it wouldn't make sense to continue playing.
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>>27721801
remember to aim to the cerebellum

otherwise you will blow your nose off, end up alive, blind and/or retarded.
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>>27721801
Have you tried any of the following?

1. Work out three times a week for 30 minutes

2. Travel to different nations

3. Therapy

4. Psychotropic medication

5. Watch all 500 films in the Empire best films list

6. Read all 100 books on modern libraries best books

7. Sex

8. Pursuing seriously various hobbies

9. Doing a range of social activities and meetups and reaching out to hang out with some members

10. Talking about your feels with your family

11. Road trip across America to eat and see many interesting things

12. Watch all the animes

13. Hiking all the major Mountains in North America

14. Volunteer and actually give of yourself to help others

15. Give a homeless person 20 bucks and ask them about their life

These and many other things should be done first, there are many things that can make life wirth living. Also call the suicide hotline. Yes life can be super shitty and there's a lot of bullshit, but we can make it worth living.
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>>27721801
I'm glad I didn't kill myself some time ago, because I met people I really like and life got much better even though I am dealing with same shit I dealt before. But if you have decided to do it, then I hope that whatever happens, things will get better for you.
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>>27721801
What if I shoot some money your way to travel before you go?
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>>27732992
Please don't be this stupid anon
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>>27733029
Just asking mang
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>>27732934
These things are all memes, genes that build machines that are able to pass these said genes on to future generations are what we are, the only goal of life is to increase the representation of you genes in the in the gene pool because that is the very criteria of successful genes, the only genes currently represented in the population meet this criteria. life is a pretty boring process when you look at it objectively.
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