>buy one lollipop for 25c from news agent
>ask for receipt
>>27720607
>Go to public bathroom
>Go to stall to take a piss
>Piss all over the seat
>>27720650
Kek, I love doing this shit
>>27720650
>go to public bathroom
>go to stall to take a piss
>piss on toilet paper, handle, floor, and in tank
>milk nomies for advice about job hunting, dating, hygiene and health
>laugh at their repeating of the mantras of societal conformity
>tell them "I tried that but it didn't work"
>I didn't tried it kek
>>27720650
>tfw you piss all over the tp
gotta go
pppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahahahapeepeeeahahahahahahaaa
>Post in /devilish/ but did nothing wrong
/ S A T A N I C /
>"how are you doing?"
>"fine"
>felt terrible
>say just the tip
>put whole thing in her butt
I thought it was a meme and girls wouldn't be dumb enough to fall for it. It's honestly the best way to anal.
>>27720607
>be at doctors
>free lollipops
>put a quarter at the front desk after taking one
Who else /madman/ here?
>go for a walk to shopping mall's clothing stores
>act like you're interested in byuing something
>qt working there ask if I may help you
>say no and leave
>>27720963
>be at pedestrian crossing
>cars stop for you
>don't thank them
fucking madman
>>27720650
How does it feel knowing you're no better than a fucking animal? Retard.
>>27720903
lmao, but yeah, I'll ask you kindly to leave, normalfag
>>27720607
>be me
>be in hs
>have a crush
>have an idea
>i'll make a short film with her
>she agrees and I give her the script
>at one point her character says "I love you" to mine over the phone
>she actually says the line
>>27720802
>breaking the offical 4chan rules and calling yourself devilish/satanic
Absolute madman desu senpai
>>27720607
>cheat in csgo
>never get overwatch banned
Sometimes I don't choose all the pictures of boats/grass/food/etc in the captchas.
