Are cats the solution?
Or one of those 100s of decent guys who spam you on a daily basis to date you
You dont hurt cats with your personality disorders so yes
cats are the solution when you spend your 20s and 30s getting pumped and dumped and then suddenly realize nobody cares about you
yes and make sure to take it to the vet for a checkup every 6 months
>>27720527
solution to what?
>>27720557
>You dont hurt cats with your personality disorders
Not true.
>>27720527
No
Betaslike meare
>>27720527
No, not being a slut from age 14-29 is.
If you would've just settled down at 24 you wouldn't be in this mess, but you fell for feminist propaganda and now you're old and unwanted.
Time to get a job I guess. Maybe you can attract some young Chad via stability and he can give you some artificial love for a few years.
>>27720557
Which one(s) you got?Legitimately curious.
BE
MY
GIRLFRIEND
I like anime, don't care how ugly you are and will shower you with affection.
>>27720527
>her maternal needs for love affection and care kick in
>no kid
>buy animal
>treat it like a child and give it attention just as you would a child
>it doesn't work
>get another cat
>repeat the cycle
Crazy cat ladies are hilarious
cats are great. i wish my parents allowed me to bring home a cat. they just don't like them. i have to admit though that i can't fully trust the feline bastards. they're like me, one day they want to cuddle and play and the next they fucking hate everything and want to claw your face.
cats are for people who aren't responsible enough to have a dog
>>27723124
>cats are for people who aren't narcissistic enough to need a dog
Fixed that for you.
>>27723030
>Crazy cat ladies are fucking sad
Ftfy
MY PENIS IS THE SOLUTION GOD DAMN IT FUCK ME ALREADY
Yes
Pic related, my most loyal friend.
>>27724274
>cat
>loyal
nice bait fag
>>27720527
cats are the pre computer age anime waifu equivalent for women
>>27720527
Catnip contains an analogue of the pheromone in male tomcat urine and literally makes your cat high and horny!
With such a potent aphrodisiac, it should be no problem at all to establish a mutual sexual relationship with your cat!
Best wishes. Make sure to keep your hands and mouth sterile if you use them sexually on your kitty. :)
>>27724274
That's a seductive pose.
Cats are cuter than boys anyway
>>27724351
Ew no thanks male cats have barbs on their dicks
I'd rather a female cat.
>>27724294
bruh maybe you're just an asshole
>>27720527
Cats lick their own assholes. Frequently.
>>27724396
cats are nigger tier t b h no wonder roasties like them so much
>>27724432
I'm not female tho
I own dogs as well I just prefer cats
>>27720527
All women, especially fembots, hate cats.
So, no.
You don't know the first thing about raising a cat
>>27720579
Every 12 months.
6 month intervals are overkill
>>27720527
no, they will also leave you in the end
>>27725230
They only leave if you're a shitty owner.
My cat and I share a bond like no other
>>27723030
this is my mom.
she gets tired of her "old" cats after a few years and makes them live outside because there isn't room for them and they inevitably don't get along with the new cats.
she's kind of like the stereotypical chad who discards women when he's tired of them except with cats.
Lowering your unrealistic standards and stopping rejecting every male who isn't a 10/ is the solution you skank
>>27720527
No, catBOYs are the solution
>>27724376
If that isn't fake, an algorithm likely analysed and decided those items were most efficiently placed together.
but nobody cares, why do I even bother
