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Would you rather be: >6 feet tall with 4 inch cock >5'
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Would you rather be:

>6 feet tall with 4 inch cock

>5' 5" tall with 6 inch cock
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I'm already that second choice.
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>>27718217
5 foot 8.5 inches, 5 inch cock
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>>27718217
I'm already 5'4" with a 6 inch cock and I don't feel bad about it
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>>27718217
6ft tall because there are way more advantages to being tall than just dating
also 6 inch cock is nothing, maybe if it was like 8 inches or something
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>>27718217
1st choice
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I'm 6'3 tall
6.5 inch cock
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>>27718217
But I'm already the best of both worlds Bee-eye-itch
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>>27718238
this is me now
nobody cares about my cock size, height is more important

>>27718217
i choose first option
6 feet tall, 4 inch cock

>>27718267
nice blog post, dont think anyone asked tho
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>>27718217
6 ft tall, because a 6" dick is just as small as a 4 incher, espesially in the mind of women (whores), so it's not like the 2 inches iwll make a difference in pleasuring a women lmao

8.5" Dick here, 5"9, if only my dick was included in my height to whore (women) it might as well be already LOL
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>>27718217
6 feet tall with a 4 inch cock.

What kind of retard question is this? People dont walk around with their cock out therefore it is irrelevant. I'm 5'6" but my cock is just over 7 inches long erect. It doesnt matter though because girls my age dont even give me the time of day for being a manlet. They either assume I'm a high school kid or the interaction is extremely awkward because they obviously arent interested.

This is why tall robots piss me off. God gave them the tools needed to be Chad and they are fucking wasting it.
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>tfw 5"6' packing 8"x6"

>never get to use it because women of this generation are shallow as fuck and always pass over me.
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>>27718217
6 feet tall with a small cock. Girls are so gullible when it comes to cock size actually.
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>tfw 5'7"

>18.5cm
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>>27718299

You can't be a Chad with less than 6 inch
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>>27718217
I'd rather be 6ft tall with a 4" cock. I'd get laid anyway so what does the size of my dick matter?
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>>27718289
>nice blog post
Someone's jealous as fuck lmao
You wish you had stats like that nigga
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>>27718329
>I'd rather be 6ft tall with a 4" cock. I'd get laid anyway so what does the size of my dick matter?

Typo: Meant to say *I don't get laid
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6' w/ 4in cock

I'm don't forsee myself having sex now or in the future.
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>>27718299

I'd be going to brothels every day if I had a 7 inch cock
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>>27718303
Find a super slutty whore (Almost all women) Works best when they're drunk and make bad descisions (All the time anyway) and then say "My dick is fucking huge" They will literally get on their knees, asses out, and start sucking your massive cock until they are literally choking themselves, and then they will get on all fours, and let you fucking their god damn brains out, pounding their pussy until it's bruised and beaten, but you're not done yet, you then proceed to rip her tight little fucking asshole open with your thunderous cock, making this stupid bitch scream in utter pain, crying, and letting her masscara run all across her smuf little whore face. Then you proceed to scarf your stinky (with her shit) dick into her wet sobbing mouth once again, until her throat is vibrating with your thrust, and then you come straight in her whore belly. It's not over yet though, you still have half a tank full of cum you're about to spray all over her nasty little bitchy whore face until she is coated in your man juice. Then you smack her straight in her face like the little trashed slut she is, knocking her out, while you fuck her tight pussy again with your half erect dick, whichi is still MASSIVE, pumping her stomache so much her belly button is jiggling. Then you piss straight into her whore asshole to finish the job. and lastly smack her in the face with your now flaccid penis.

Girls love to get fucked like this for hours on end, and with your massive dick, you will be able to provide this to them!

>Girl in pic is over 18, but loves all this shit to happen to her!
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>>27718323
Technically youre not wrong. But first impressions are infinitely better if youre tall. Even if you have a small dick when youre tall you could still at the very least have a GF. And when she gets you into bed I doubt a girl will be like "ew no your dick is too small please leave" she'll probably fuck you anyway but dump you after.

Manlets never have the opportunity to break the ice. So if youre tall you have no fucking excuse.
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Atleast if I was 5' 5'' with a 6 inch cock I would be 3 inches taller
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So would I rather be the same height with a smaller cock or shorter with a smaller cock?

I guess I'll just take the same height and only lose out one way.
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>>27718428
>Atleast if I was 5' 5'' with a 6 inch cock I would be 3 inches taller

Shit, you're only 5'2"? Not to be a dick but you're genetic refuse, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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5'4" with a 7"

Its ok

I imagine if i was any shorter id become a tripod
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>>27718217
>Tfw 6'3 over 6 inch cock

Wew lad. I may be a cutfag but at least I have a better chance at actually getting a woman AND being able to pleasure her right.
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6' here. (Not a millimeter off apparently. A scale reading said 6.00....)

It's interesting.. Height is never something I've thought or cared about. I guess that would be because I had nothing to worry about.

Feels good I guess. One less problem I had to deal with.
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What? Both are fucking shitty, lmao.
>tfw 6'2" with 6.5 inch dick
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>>27718349
no, anon was right, no one cares. read the thread title, it wasnt about "anon tell us your height and penis size", so fuck off.
post your stats on facebook
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>>27718217
>Be short and have an average dong nobody will ever see
>Be tall and have a small dong that nobody will ever see
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>>27719951

this>>27720248
goes for you aswell
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>>27718267
Sorry to tell you anon, but 6.5" is nothing. You'll never impress a female with a penis under 7.5", and even then girth is a significant factor. Don't post penis size (under these circumstances) if you're mediocre.
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>>27718349
I love watching fgts like you get BTFO
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I'd like to be 5' with 8x6 cock desu

Currently I am 6' with 7.5x5.5 but I really want to be a super manlet.
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>>27718217
Jokes on you because I'm 5'2 with a 7 inch.

My gf LOVES it.
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5'11" with a 6" uncut cock
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>>27721301
Fuck, wanna trade? I'm >>27721207
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>>27718217
can't I be 5'5" with a 4 inch dick?

or 5'0 with a 3" dick?

4'0 with a 1" dick?
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Being a tiny guy with a giant cock is pretty much the ideal scenario
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>>27721386
Yep, that's me at this post.
>>27721301
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>>27718217
I'm 5'7'' with a 7 inch cock
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>>27720369
>Virgins pretending to know anything about sex
Kek. I've banged tons of whores. I'm 6.5x6 and have made girls spasm out and cum without even touching their clit. Also been told by some I was the biggest dick they've taken. Girls suck at approximation and of you're 6"+ they'll think it's 8"
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>>27721437
I'm 5'5" with a 3.5" cock, and my girth is pitiful.

Why even live

how can I even compete
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I am 5'5" with a 6 inch cock though .......


A...at least I have easy gains....
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>>27718217
4 inch tall with 6 feet cock desu
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>>27721819
find a tiny asian grill
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I'd stay 6"0
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But anon I'm 6'4" with a 6" cock and I'm still an autistic virgin
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>>27721819
Do loads of crunches and take pictures of yourself in the mirror holding your shirt up with your teeth. Seems to work for /soc/.
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>>27718217
6'3" and 7" reporting in
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I'm already 6 feet with a 4 inch dick. Still prefer this over being a manlet but damn if I don't wish every day that I wasn't a dicklet.
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6ft1 with 5" dong.

pls kill me
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>>27718217
5'7
8x6" cock.
I've already bought the sleepy pills and the helium gas just need to work up the courage to do it
>no one will ever know I had a big cock
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>>27718217
I'm already the first
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>>27718217
I'm already 6'3" with an 8.4" donger
>tfw khhv
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>dick waving thread
>everyone is 7.5" minimum
Every fucking time.
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>>27724654
I'm 5 inches if that makes you happy.
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>>27718217
I'm 5'10" with a 7.5 inch cock
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>>27724681
At least you're honest.

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