Describe your perfect gf, robots.
Akiha from the Japanese visual novel "Tsukihime".
>>27717715
a female one would be nice
One who'll let me be a house husband and has a nice personality.
>Catholic
>devout
>loyal
>thin-chubby
>Irish or southern accent
>doesnt believe in god
>plays vydia
>at least a decent 6/10
>doesnt smoke ffs
>one of those shy, narrow minded, naive girls that wont ever cuck me
>>27717715
Shes so perfect that she doesnt exist
Gfs cannot be perfect, humans are imperfect creatures
[spoilers] big tiddies wouldn't go amiss though
me but a girl
Nice
Enjoys listening to me talk about my passions
Has passions of her own
Likes sex
Wants to go on trips together
Enjoys the mountains
Essentially my current girl
>>27717760
>believing in an infallible male authority figure who sees and judges everything she does
>not ideal
>>27717715
conservative Christian 6' petite redhead with blue eyes
>>27717795
>believing in an infallible male authority figure whose son forgives adulteress women and sends them home to their husbands without a word to the husband
>ideal
Someone who is genuinely happy and can help me feel like less of a hopeless autistic loser.
it's never going to happen so you might as well stop fantasizing
my perfect bf:
>virgin
>white
>not fat, has a beard maybe
>wants no more than 2 kids
>ride or die (meaning if he ever cheat on me he die)
>likes music, movies, and is open minded about things like that
>actually goes outside and likes camping and outdoor things
>>27717901
>virgin
yes
>white
yes
>not fat, has a beard maybe
yes, but no beard
>wants no more than 2 kids
too few, so no
>ride or die (meaning if he ever cheat on me he die)
Yes
>likes music, movies, and is open minded about things like that
Yes
>actually goes outside and likes camping and outdoor things
Would if I had people to do it with me
Nature is beautiful
>>27717715
She would be hyper competent with tendency to be domineering, she would know what was best for me, and let me know what that was. She would have a regal demeanor, and her every movement would be graceful and purposeful. She would be confident in herself no matter what situation or hardship she might find herself a part of.
>curvy,and kinda short.
>ideal weight and height would be 5 foot 3 and 140 pounds.
>blonde/blue eyes,wears glasses and is a tomboy.
>less makeup the better
>420 and booze friendly.
>needs to have autism or ADHD like myself
>introverted,pervy mind
>can be both submissive and dominant.
>smart,and super loyal.
>I like chubby because big tits and god please,a nice ass.
One of my first times dating was with a blonde Russian immigrant who inspired this wishlist.
>>27717715
she needs to exist
>>27717760
Go away Eliza
>>27717892
None of those couples are "cute"
>>27717827
If a woman confessed adultery to a priest the priest would make her tell him as penance, and in the bible story she'd been caught and was about to be executed. Pretty sure thing that the husband knew.
MOO GOES THE DUCK
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Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>27717715
Perfect gf:
>has a bigger penis than me
>is muscular
>high sex drive
>likes anime, specially pre 2000's
Honesty is the biggest factor for me when choosing a mate.
>male
>kind
>empathetic
>intelligent
>happy
>open-minded
>optimistic
>encouraging
>assertive
>secure
>non-cynical
>non-judgemental
>friendly
>average cuteness
>skinny/toned
>nice skin
>good complexion
>shy/introverted
>not fond of large gatherings/large groups
>>27718001
jewgle disagrees
>small
>pale
>cute
>shuts her mouth when I tell her to
>follows me around everywhere
>willingly brainwashed by me
>will give me more than 4 kids
Would be a bonus if her native tongue was Russian. I am sure I will find her soon.
>>27718005
>If a woman confessed adultery to a priest the priest would make her tell him as penance
As penance??? You're saying he wouldn't consider it a moral right in itself for the man to know?? Holy kek.
>in the bible story she'd been caught and was about to be executed
Jesus in the Pericope Adulterae "forgives" the woman AFTER the men who'd wanted to stone her had left.
>Pretty sure thing that the husband knew
This isn't implied by the story at all. It's implied that she was caught "in the very act" and dragged immediately to the Temple.
This 'parable' from the Bible is actually widely believed now to be a later addition to the text, this didn't stop the Catholic Church from teaching it.
>Physical
Short hair exactly like the OP
Petite but curvy body
Likes to wear dresses and not expose her self like a skank which modern women enjoy doing
Not too much makeup, her skin is already beautiful as is. Maybe red lipstick, idk
>Emotional
Keeps a dour expression on her face and only lightens up and smiles whenever she's with me so that I know that she is truly genuinely happy to be with me
Enjoys listening to classical music and plays the piano.
Acts very graciously like a proper female
Banters lightly with me back and forth in a classy but sarcastic manner
Likes to talk about deep philosophy. Doesn't have to be refined or scholastic. Just deep enough that I understand she has a higher level of awareness and thought to her compared to the average person.
Likes to go out for walks
>tfw she will never be real
>>27717920
Guy, you're literally everything she asked for and that still won't be enough.
>>27717739
you just love her for her money.
>>27718005
Well the less the bible is read the more it is quoted.
>attractive to me
>loyal
>not batshit insane
That's the bare minimum
>takes care of herself
>wise
>caring/nurturing
>enjoys/understands the bantz
>will slap a bitch when one mouths off to me so I dont have to go through the hassle of touching another female
>doesnt use much social media
>open to shooting as a hobby
>doesnt have shit taste
>long tapered fingers
>nice legs
>pale skin or dusky dravidian
>long hair or bob cuts, ops pic fucking related
a girl
any girl
>>27717715
>10/10 looking like Katya or some other super qt russian
>not a slut, preferably virgin by the time we met
>introverted, into vidya
>we share political views/musical taste/artistic sense in general
>always smells great
>wants to make a family
>loves me above anything, even her own life
She probably only exists in some anime or something.
>>27718117
>You're saying he wouldn't consider it a moral right in itself for the man to know??
Of course he would
Penance is something a person who confesses HAS to do. If you don't do your penance your confession is invalid.
>AFTER the men who'd wanted to stone her had left.
Yes
So it was obviously public
>It's implied that she was caught "in the very act" and dragged immediately to the Temple
Yes I'm sure nobody mentioned the ordeal later
The parable end with "go and sin no more". IIf she didn't tell the husband what had happened (assuming he didn't know) then someone else would have. But then who else would have caught her committing adultery?
>>27717715
>>27718128
>>27718160
>short hair women
Mein negers
Honestly?
>genuinely funny
>genuinely clever
>capable of having a conversation with me without boring me
>actually devoted to something admirable and noble; actually gives a fuck about something that matters
>has some redeeming qualities that I can appreciate and that I think the world is a better place for having in it
>genuinely kindhearted, bighearted, compassionate, and loving
>fun
>not a bitch like my stepmom
>not fat
>not actually evil or actually a psycho
>genuinely loving towards me
>wants to fuck me
>somebody I can fuck knowing that the slight possibility of fucking more of her into the world is at least not a net loss for planet earth
>preferably vegetarian
>>27717901
I'm joining in on the bandwagon
My perfect bf:
>5'10+ (I'm pretty tall)
>White
>Qt lanky femboy
>Shaggy brown hair
>Doesn't mind listening to me ramble on and will support me when my plans fail
>Fairly /lit/
>Doesn't get offended easily, good sarcastic sense of humour
>Similar taste in things but has his own favourites/hobbies
>Introverted, but comfortable when he's with people he knows
>Won't cheat on me
>Doesn't mind my spaghetti and makes an effort to be understanding when I drop my spaghetti everywhere
Basically my oneitis in terms of physical description, except he will never return my feelings so it's eh
>>27717715
One that won't make me waste a fuck ton of money. Maybe at least 2 bucks on the weekends for ice cream from dollar store.
>Enjoys walks around neighborhood/park
>Short-ish hair.
>pls be Caucasian
>Not too clingy
>Doesn't live far
>Able to cook
>Kind
>About the same or less height than me
>Is weary/able to know what's bullshit and what's not.
>Virgin
>Not fat
>No cow tits
>No tatts
>Doesn't have a crazy sense of clothing and hair fashion
>Not liberal
>Not too conservative
>Loves 'Murica
>Trusts me as much as I trust her
>Loves me as much as I love her
>religious fence sitter like I am
>>27718287
>all that except tall and /lit/
Fuck I like tall grills too
This world sucks
Are you all just failed normies?
I would never want a gf or any other kind of relationshit. I would maybe want sex at best, but I hate other people and can't stand being around them. I would rather be alone until I die. That's how it was meant to be.
>>27717901
>>27718287
Might as well kill yourself now you weed smoking jew. Nobody asked for your fucking opinions. Leave this instant.
>>27718344
Same but I'm not a femboy nor is my /lit/ taste anything beyond pulpy.
Notice how whenever girls make a list like this, they nearly 100% of the time are describing somebody they already want to fuck irl. Female variance for attraction is practically non-existent.
>>27718344
I don't mind a height difference if it's not too much, because that whole manlet meme is whack. I'm taller than a lot of the other girls around me and it makes me feel insecure, so I wouldn't want the same feelings with a partner. But in the end, if I loved them it wouldn't matter.
>>27717980
Shut up about the roastie you cunt, eliza doesn't play vidya and you definitely cuck you.
>>27718099
Why you tripped posting this is beyond the amount of autism I can comprehend.
>>27718397
Literally the only reason to feel insecure about it is girls like you who put it on lists
If people didn't mention it I wouldn't care
>>27718421
Oh, sorry for that. It wasn't my intention.
>>27718421
Don't respond to the stupid whore, holy fuck. As an addendum, if you don't like people bringing up a certain topic, consider refraining from providing them with IMMEDIATE REINFORCEMENT.
Petite, but not frail
Soft but not obese, more slender
!Nice plump ass!
Handful or slightly less than handful size breasts
Light brown/auburn/red hair, about shoulder length
Green or blue eyes
More "cute" than "sexy"
Nice, kissable lips
Sexually adventurous but nothing too crazy
She would be at least as intelligent as me (not very hard), willing and able to think for herself and not automatically default to group think or just go along with whatever her friends think. Similar views to my own. Not a drunk or junkie/stoner but not afraid to indulge every now and then, non smoker for the most part. She would come from a rich family and spoil the shit out of me but be aware of her privilege and lofty perch in society without letting it turn her into a piece of shit. Into "alt" stuff but also into more mainstream girly things. Mentally strong and not afraid to show emotion. And she has to idolize me.
>>27718439
Whatever
I can't change being a manlet
How tall are you anyway
>>27718354
I feel uncomfortable being around others but I hate myself and being alone means being stuck with myself.
>>27718354
I honestly love the world and the people and the things in it, and I want to know and love and explore them while I have the chance to be alive. I
I also consider people in my life to be special and worthwhile, so the idea of having a family is fine with me. The idea of reproducing is attractive. I like the concept of it.
It's not that I actually want to be lonely so much as I just am lonely, and it's not that I don't care about people so much as I don't really get them.
>>27718099
Good taste, but why the trip?
>>27718472
5'9/10
Pretty tall compared to all the other qt girls around me
>>27718508
>taller than me
c-cute
>>27718354
I've always craved life-long companionship but I'm attracted to a gender of vile shallow animals. I sincerely wish I was born aromantic and asexual.
>>27718500
I've been posting with it nonstop for a good week now. Soon I will go back and read my posts and decide if I hate myself.
Also it's been really interesting seeing people grow fond of me, hate me, recognize me, ect.
I might just keep doing it. I'm using it totally wrong but that's alright.
Adorable, cute, funny
Affectionate, gives me her attention,
Immediate spark and connection, before we even get to know each other, just immediate chemistry
Shares exact interests, understands each other on a much deeper level,
Hanging out and doing absolutely nothing together, and loving every moment
Genuine love for each other
Basically my actual girlfriend.
Here we go anons
>small and slender (I can do slightly chubby though)
>I prefer short hair
>Dark hair
>Dark complexion
>Pale
>Pessimistic
>Shy
>Doesn't have "guy friends"
>Can sustain herself. I don't have to babysit her.
>Likes horror (not required)
>Likes punk or alternative
I want a goth qt gf who isnt a complete drug addict whore.
>Average size
>Fairly skinny
>No tattoos
>Long to medium sized hair (no dyes)
>Nice bouncy B or C cups
>East azn
>Does her shit and lets me do mine
>Lightly abusive (just hits me when I'm getting too off track or distracted)
>Very feminine and values appearance, smell, etc
>Likes different thing than me but up for watching anything together
>Optimist to offset my pessimism
>Switch in bed (either dom or sub depending on the day)
>Doesn't identify as a feminist or have any strong political leanings
>Has social media accounts but barely uses them
>Wants kids someday but fine waiting to have them later in life
This is a I woman I'd dare to marry without even getting a Prenup.
>>27718512
Why? How tall are you?
>>27717758
>southern accent
>catholic
>>27718548
5'8
taller is cuter
>>27718555
Anon I understandI met one here and that's how I got the desireIt'll never happen ;_;
>>27718557
Lol you're not even short, and the height difference if minor. You probably wouldn't even be able to tell I was taller than you
>>27718569
unless you mean south of the boarder because there are plenty of mexicans moving in.
desu I have a fetish for a thick fargo tier midwest accent but I live in so cal and never hear it
>>27718585
Short around here ;_;
Plus I hit five foot eight after a growth spurt at 18 so I used to be a lot shorter than everyone
I was probably 5'6 when I graduated from high school
>>27718594
No I mean dixieland
Best accent
Worst heresyI just want that one special snowflake
>>27717715
Tall, long auburn hair, pale skin, deep eyes, nice tits and hipsShe's already my gf
>>27718287
Just curious, but what kind of /lit/ do grills want their bfs to be into?
>>27718569
Hey at least your not like me. My ideal GF is Catholic and kinky. Two completely mutually exclusive things.
>tall as fuck
>rich as fuck
>DFC (I am a titfag but DFC ages better and I want true wuv)
>>27718608
Oh boy, I stopped growing at around 15/16, so glad I haven't had any growth spurts like that since. Didn't even know you could keep growing past that age desu
>>27718657
by the bookcatholics are a ok with kinky shit as long as there is no fornication or contraception and you finish by cumming in the bagina
>>27717715
>too scared to describe my oneitis in case she somehow sees this
she's so perfect but the description is so specific she'd definitely know
>>27718669
Yeah it was a surprise for me too
Too late to avoid the tall high school chads ;_;
>>27718645
Anything, as long as they're well read. I think it's nice when boys have their own taste in things so they can reach me about it
>>27718681
Just post it you giant faggot, no way in hell she's going to see it and even if she did, she can't prove shit.
>>27718683
Oh well Anon, I wish you the best of luck finding a nice gf. Was good speaking with you
>>27718685
Oops, *teach
>qt with short hair
>loyal
>has her own hobbies
>likes to go shooting with me and cleaning guns
>good at cooking
>decent taste in fashion, doesn't wear loud clothes
>>27718699
You could be my gf :^)
>>27718672
Still good luck finding an actual catholic girl who expresses an interest in anything other than plain vanilla sex
>>27718696
B-But she goes on 4chan
Not /r9k/, but some of her friends might
I'm scared
>Describe your perfect gf, robots.
Elsa.
>>27717739
>posting her shitty new art
Apologize, Nii-san.
>>27718705
I don't want to lead you on, Anon. I also mentioned having a oneitis in my original post.
>>27718714
Do it. I'm sure you're not her only orbiter in any case, like I said, she can't prove shit.
>>27718725
>you're not her only orbiter
Oh how I know thisI promised her years ago that I would never fall in love with her and look at me now
>>27718724
>implying I'm not better than your oneitis
I wouldn't be posting on the cool kids board if I wasn't top tier femanon :^)
>>27718739
Well you did out yourself with that unnecesary confession, faggot.So post it anyway.
>>27718748
I met him on here. Who else /scared of being recognised/ here?
>>27718772
I'm afraid my dyke friend will see me sometimes
But that's it
>>27718739
>>27718755
Don't listen to this faggot anon. Don't fucking post it. If you fucking post shit I'm tell your oneits you raging hormonal faggot and me and her will laugh at you while having wild sex while I humiliate her.im a girl btw
>>27718772
I post more often than he does
That's how I saw you and not him :^)
>>27718714
dont worry you're anonymous just do it
>>27718755
>>27718800
WHAT DO I DO
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
>>27718685
Do robots into sci-fi stand a chance? I enjoy a few other genres but always gravitate toward space sci-fi like Asimov's Robot series, Card's Ender series, and a few SW books.
>>27718828
>finally reading the Foundation trilogy
Shit is pretty BALLIN'.
>>27718813
Have a nice night, Anon.
>>27718822
POST POST POST do it
>short, around 5'3
>quite chubby but pair-shaped with big ass and tits
>plain looking but very attractive
>hygienic, takes care of herself
>likes dressing cute and conservative
>short brown hair but still feminine looking
>blue eyes
>pure virgin
>anxious and insecure
>has exactly my IQ so we're on the same level as each other
>is into anime and 4chan
>bisexual so she likes cute anime girls with me
>>27718828
Yeah, you'd be surprised how many nerdy qts are into that.
>>27718822
YOUR ONEITS GETS CANCER IF YOU POST IT FAG
>>27718828
If you like good sci-fi give Stephen Baxter a chance, his Xeelee sequence is incredible but really anything by him is fine. Be warned, though, the SCIENCE part is pretty heavy, parts of his books can even feel as textbooks at times, he autistically insists on justifying exactly how his shit works, although the suff being grounded in real physics leads to some pretty cool and unique results (a space war where every ftl spaceship is a time machine and both sides know the outcome of battles even before they happen)
>>27718859
>>27718876
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
>>27718878
Not him but that's the entire point of hard sci-fi.Revelation Space makes me hard.
>>27718846
Goodnight new oneitis :^)
>>27717715
>My perfect GF was my Middle school and High school female friend
>Recently met up with her again to catch up
>She became a degenerate
KILL ME
>>27718933
middle and high school hormones are retarded.
>just a little taller than me, maybe a couple inches
>just tall enough to be a little lanky and feel awkward
>short, dark hair
>pale
>flat
>wide hips
>nice legs
>glasses
>just dorky-looking enough that she's cute but not model-pretty
I don't think I have to describe personality because every dude pretty much just wants the female version of themselves
>>27718524
>gender of vile shallow animals
iktf, it sure sucks to be a straight woman
>>27719086
You actually got me to laugh family
My cousin desu , we used to be so close and comfortabe with each other, and I actually fell in love with her, now she's your typical modern day western chick.
She was
>blonde
>had dimples
>two years younger than me
>medium height
>petite
>funny
>>27717715
>White
>From a traditional Russian family
>virgin
>12
>4'7"
>flat
>tsundere
>yandere
>vampire
Lets see. Perfect?
>a personal 10/10 face wise
>taller than me
>tan skin
>long, wavy hair, blonde
>hazel eyes
>Dick sucking lips
>D breasts
I can't decide between thick and curvy or light but notable muscle tone. I suppose the second, if only because the first can go south much faster.
And she'd have to be british. That accent is pure sex to me.
The bare minimum I'd except
>5/10 face
>damn near everything else is fine
The face makes the girl for me
>>27717715
>under 5'7
>white
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>nordic or Germanic heritage
>D-cups
>nice ass
>hourglass
>not Christian
>likes nature; hiking, camping, mountain climbing, etc
>loves me obsessively, (so I can do what ever the fuck I want and she won't care)
>is real
>>27719373
>not Christian
fuck off pagan/atheists
>>27717901
we almost have the same list
except:
>catholic
>wants more than 2 kids
>guys who has ambitions and tries to better his life
>>27719487
We sure will be fucking off all over the place, with anyone we want. Hope you enjoy holding hands with your sweetie as you hold your overflowing semen in your balls, until on your wedding night you find out she's got a real horror-show between her legs.
>>27719541
And yet I'm still more likely to be happier than you and have a successful relationship :^)
Just gonna post my QT chart
>>27717715
>small, increda small like 5" or smaller
>dark, curly hair, long or short and dark eyes
>circles under eyes. pale skin. full, small lips
>teensy nose, big eyes, round face
>chubby, or at least super thick in the hips/legs
>rude tude, tsundere as fuck and into horror/vidya.
white or mexican
goofy
into music and literature
libertarian socialist
not a hatemongering sjw
cute
(pic only tangentially related)
>>27719591
You post this quite often attention whore friend
But you're also Catholic so you get a free pass :^)
My perfect gf does not and cannot exist on this Earth unless humanity perfects genetic engineering or the creation of Androids, but I can dream.
>dirty blonde or brunette hair
>white, not Irish pale but also not super tan
>dark blue eyes
>soft features that also aren't fat, more innocent and young looking
>5'4", C cup tits, nice ass, quite thin overall
>Enjoys all of the things I enjoy, will leave me alone when I want to be alone, will never ever even consider the idea of cheating on me with another man and would optimally only ever find me sexually attractive. Loyalest of loyal.
>Is intelligent, not uptight or high strung or bitchy whatsoever, not religious, sexually submissive and up for anything. Can discuss anything with her and not weird her out
>Will cook and clean, does not have to work
If a girl like this existed and I was with her, I would be incredibly ecstatic. The most important factor really is the loyalty one; I just can't stand the idea of dating a girl who would fuck a more attractive or more charismatic man in an instant if the circumstances were right. If I was with such a girl I'd treat her as well as she treated me because she will have deserved it. But it won't happen unfortunately, so instead I get high alone and dream about what could be.
>>27719634
Only in the Describe your perfect waifu thread friend :^)
>>27717859
This pretty much, probably wouldn't date a chubster though
I don't think I even want a gf anymore, I just want a regular friend, anyone or any group i can hang out with
tfw no gf is great and all but I don't think it would fix a single one of my problems, just too lonely in general
>>27719591
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>>27717760
>atheist
>won't cuck you
pick one
r9k trap that is cute and won't turn into a slut after using me as starter boyfriend.
>>27719668
I finally made friends for the first time in my life and I still feel crushingly lonely all the time.
Maybe it just never ends.
>>27717715
>any race
>hygienic
>shorter than me (6'3")
>no male friends
>clingy at times, but knows when to fuck off
>not extremely sexual
>wears qt skirts and other feminine garb
>own interests
>doesn't want kids
>virgin
>average breasts, not very big or small
>not a fitness freak, but naturally thin
>resting bitch face but smiles when she sees me
>is not into PDA besides holding hands
>no annoying social media like Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc
>FB is ok
>no mental illnesses
>will not cuck me
BONUS
>likes anime
>short hair
>any hair color
>light colored eyes
>pale to medium skin tone
>weight anywhere between slim and chubby, just not skinny or outright fat
>can be tall or short, but not under 5 ft. (midget)
>nicely sized boobs, but bigger is better. same for ass
>preferably middle class
>believes in a deity but isn't serious about it
>racist but not an ideologue about it
>believes in or at least tolerates my dreams
>plenty or no sexual experience is fine, so long as she hasn't been fucked by a minority
>>27717715
>white
>shortish
>blonde hair
>virgin
>naturally kind, empathetic and understanding
>good sense of humour
>intelligent
>ambitious
>likes anime, videogames and such
>attached, clingy and emotionally dependent
>somewhat naive
>loyal
>passionate
>doesn't wear makeup often
>good with kids
>not fat
>not ugly
>likes me
That's it
>>27719487
i'm not either one of those thing kek
still, christians are the cancer of the world and should all be fucking slaughtered.
why do grills even want to have children? babies are absolutely disgusting, kids are annoying as fuck and being pregnant destroys your body and vagina. Why anyone would do that to his body just to be stuck with a fucking child for many years
>>27720652
We have a duty to the white race to secure the existence of our race and a future for white children.
>supportive
>has an artistic passion
>down to earth, but relatively optimistic
>kind at-least to some degree
>discusses problems shes having head on with you so that you can find a solutions together
>doesn't cheat
>doesn't self diagnose
>self respecting
>interested in current events
>shes in the relationship for the long haul/wanting to settle down
>she doesn't shove me away when I open up to her
>she'll see past my cerebral palsy and walking limitations to see me for the man I am and not the helpless walter jr I'm always made out to be
