>just had to call 911 for my mom
>she couldn't breathe and speak properly
Just kill me senpai
>>27717684
Luv ya bud
Poopybutthole
What happened op? can we get more info? it couldve just been a hypoxic event that caused improper speach
>>27717684
Why are you here? blo0x
hope it isn't serious, good luck man
Hope it turns out okay anon.
>my mom is dying
>must tell /r9k/ immediately
Really man? But either way I hope she's okay.
>>27717684
Oh fuck... Mother is necessary for 100% of my NEET plans... FUCK FUCK FUCK
did she have a stroke?she gave me a stroke last night...on my dick
>>27717754
Most people on this board don't have anyone in their life besides their closest relatives. Please don't troll the OP, he is already experiencing difficulties.
was she intubated prehospitaly?
>>27717684
Good luck to you and your mom, anon. I hope nothing bad happens.
>>27717684
Update.
By the time paramedics came, she got better and was able to make some words and do the instructions told by the paramedics (like make a fist and other crap). She seems to better now. She never had any help problems thats why I was so worried. My dad and sister went with her to hospital.
I'm all alone now.
Best wishes to you my man, being a NEET is hard sometimes
>>27717829
Sounds like either a seizure or a stroke. Hope she will be well anon, support her as much as you can!
>>27717684
Why are you crying? Saving her life has to be worth an incalculable amount of GBP.
>>27717684
Good luck dude. Not sure if it means anything but I'll pray for you guys
>>27717875
could just be a simple CVA that could sort itself out without long term effects!
>>27717887
Let's hope and pray!
>>27717684
Did you at least take the opportunity to ass rape her?
>>27717684
I want to drop a Shipman meme so fucking badly but I'm not a shitty enough person :-(
I will pray for your mom tonight senpai
What was wrong with her throat
sorry to hear that, man. best wishes
>>27717684
some form of seizure. Hopefully the underlying cause isn't serious.
>>27717990
You should see a doctor
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>>27717684
>op didn't fondle her while he waited for the paramedics
>>27717684
I hope your mum dies, idiot. I'm going to masturbate to the thought of her dying.
>>27718237
>>27717990
>>27717768
such edgy
kill yourselves
>>27718283
Maybe I will kill myself
How about that faggot
>>27718307
You'd really be doing us a solid friendjo
>your mom wont die before 70
>no life insurance bux
selfish bitch 2bh
>>27718327
Just kidding idiot,haha you dumbass
>>27718350
Dang you got us
>>27717684
I hope she dies
>>27718392
And here we have a wild 12 year old. Observe the edginess and he tries to fit in with what he thinks this board is about. Look at the .jpg his friend showed him on Skype and called " A wild meme ".
>>27718528
l hope you die Ioser
>>27718392
>>>/b/
if you kindly
>I hate all women!
>Except my mommy
What gives?
I hope youre not in the same boat as me OP.
When my parents die there wont be anyone in this world left who gives a shit about me. And lately my parents have been not doing so well.
Before I always thought having a GF was about touching her boobs and putting your dick in her. But now I realize that its really about having a companion. Someone who will be with you and grow old with you and care about you throughout that time. Growing old alone really seems bad, I dont think I want to do it.
>>27718590
Basically their mom nurtured them and raised them so they can't function in the real world. When they inevitably sperg out in front of a woman they get mocked and thus the hatred grows.
>>27718590
Mommy provides the tendies
>>27718392
>I hope she dies
whats wrong, did ur mommy die?
>>27718610
I hope your parents die
>>27718528
>>27718528
>Observe the edge
I'm sure his mom's forehead did the same when she fell facefirst into the countertop
>>27718654
I hope everyone in this thread parents die
>>27718666
Waste of devil trips
>>27718610
Too bad women are vapid materialistic demons and they don't give a fuck if your parents die.
Not to mention women are not loyal anymore nowadays, they will just be with you for the sex and money (in case you are attractive and have money) and will cuck you (and proly leave you) with whatever male they want.
