How much money do you have in your wallet?
>$56
>>27715605
I don't keep cash on me.
$311
Am I the king of NEETs now?
Like $300 give or take, I have like $5000 in two credit cards though from my high school job, cash is all birthday money, I am a neet and my money is depleting at an average of like $5 a day though, so in about 2 years ill be broke
$1.5 million in unmarked $20 bills.
People still carry wallets? Fucking hipsters are ridiculous. I guess we should drive penny farthings and wear suspenders too.
>>27715605
unironically $0---
ask me how much is in my bank account tho
>>27715706
>trusting Jews with your monopoly paper dollars
>not keeping them on hand so you can trade them immediately for things actually worth something
>>27715733
>keeping paper money on hand
>not keeping your assets invested in small jewels you can keep on your person at all times
>>27715720
how much is in you're bank account
>>27715774
>shiny rocks
>worth anything
Next you'll tell me you buy gold or silver lol
>>27715776
thank you for asking
$24 (american) dollars
are you impressed
>>27715733
Sounds like a hassle. It's a fiat currency. Your paper is worth no more than my bank card. Why not just carry goats and wheat to barter with if you want to be such a supreme and enlightened individual?
>>27715795
>dead trees
>worth anything
kek
>>27715605
$0. I just came back from eating Sushi rolls with a couple mates who coincidentally came to town, I used all my ca$h because tipping.
$0
spent my last 2 bucks buying my gf some tea
>>27715798
How are you even posting right now? Do you live with your parents?
>>27715804
>>27715805
I buy guns and ammo among other things with whatever cash I happen to have, saving monopoly dollars backed by literally nothing is a joke.
>>27715830
How the fuck is this some mystery to you? Yes he obviously lives with his parents, its not even that unusual in mainstream society you fucking normie.
>>27715830
no but they do fund me and will put more money when i ask
i am a student in uni
$20 in my wallet. $7000 in bank.
>>27715842
I figure why bother. I have what I need but don't bother planning for shtf. If the dollar crashes the entire world is going with it. I'll probably rape a qt or something and chain her to my bed then Harold her and myself once food runs out.
>>27715825
>cucked my last 2 bucks away because a woman was thirsty.
Calling that fucking fat cow piece of shit excuse of a human your gf is pretty low. Even for a robot.
>>27715605
around $30
>finally get a job
>family immediately bleeding my wallet dry
>tfw no end in sight
i wonder why i'm even working if i dont get to enjoy any of my money
>>27715908
Civil war 2 and balkanization of the US can't come soon enough as far as I'm concerned.
>>27715605
255$ in wallet.
I don't have a bank account.
>>27715605
$5.00
>new graphics card last week
>new headphones yesterday
>me starving
i haven't eaten real food in 2 days going home this weekend to have mom and dad feed me
>>27715862
>also be Uni student
>parents deposit weekly money
>"Dad, it's not enough, food is expensive here"
>parents deposit more weekly money
>"Dad, it's not enough, the transport is expensive here"
>parents deposit more weekly money
>"Dad, it's not enough, going out is expensive here"
>parents deposit more weekly money
>tfw lied
>live off with $20 a week
>save the rest of the $70 each week
I don't get presents anymore (either Christmas or birthdays) so that's how I buy my shit.
>>27715999
eat out the toilet like the leech you are
>>27715605
12$
its not my wallet
>implying NEETS have any use for wallets
Maybe $48? Every once and a while I'll take out $100 to keep on hand. I don't go out much so I don't see the point of keeping a bursting wallet.
>>27715605
20 yurodollars and a credit card
840 bucks?
this is original because there's more money in my bank account and although I must appear "wealthy" to some I don't really spend much
>>27715605
are you me? literally sitting on that exact amount
>>27715605
>$0.00
originally brokeblox
$39 in my wallet currently.
I don't carry cash but I have over $700 in my bank account.
$1.40 AUD, disability rules.
0,01 euros
Not even kidding
$5,20
bank account $1800
>>27715605
AUD350
CNY13100
travel there and back fairly often... neither amount gets you more than a day living in Shanghai and Sydney though.
Transaction is Australia are all cashless, in China most is cashless.
>>27715605
15 Australian Dollarydoos in cash
45k in my savings
approx 90k equity in the house I own
24k across various bookmaker accounts
>>27719253
That's a lot of dollarydoos.
>>27719253
>wot is in your wallet
>>27719267
yeah but I'm still a depressed shell of a human
>>27719267
He could buy 2 whole hamburgers for that kind of dosh.
>>27715605
$120 and 10JPY
60 dollarydoos exact. I was thinking about opening a bank account for kicks. But do I have to like, pay 5 dollars a month to keep it open or something? How does banking work.
>>27719302
Talk to the person who you'll be setting up a bank account with. They only charge me a monthly fee if I don't make at least a $250 deposit that month.
>>27715605
$0 i only use card
>>27719302
It used to be like that, but not anymore.
They just use your deposits to generate more wealth for themselves.
>>27715703
>1.5 million USD
>In his wallet
>>27719253
>coming here of all places to brag
>not reading the thread title or responding appropriately
Congrats, you're king of the shit-pile.
>>27719376
if it makes you feel better I still contemplate suicide regularly
>>27719398
It's not worth it, I've made a vow to stay on this forsaken rock out of pure spite. Now excuse me while I cry into my Mi Goreng
>>27715605
>actual paper money is worth something
>2016
muh bank accounts. muh salary. muh savings.
it's stupid to keep too much cash with you. I always keep around $200 for the rare moments I have to actually pay someone for something without a debit card
>>27715605
$0
I never carry cash. Everything goes on my card.
>>27719719
Faggot shill.
How am I supposed to explain to the bank and government where I got 20,000 is drug money from.
And getting your pay taxed for work you did?
Hahahahahaahahahah what a faggot.
I always keep around $40 US in my wallet, give or take a few.
>>27716076
That get (i.e. Inverse 666)
God can do what he want
>>27716050
shit I'm exactly the same.
I even experiment with new recipes every week using $20 for food.
Why would I use cash when I could use my credit card?
