>Mom found the gay porn stash
>implying it's gay
>>27715218
>mom found the feelgood cucumber
>>27715218
post updates
>pappy found the artificial foreskin
>>27715265
She's been crying a lot and seems aloof, doesn't want to talk or even look at me anymore.
What do?
>>27715562
When she calms down explain to her that you're not attracted to men. Pretty easy
>>27715599
Sorry dub dub but that's the oldest trick in the book. OP is gay confirmed.
>>27715599
That sounds pretty implausible if she found a gay porn stash
>>27715562
Sounds like a pretty bad sitch, is there any chance you can move out at all? I'd make it my priority to become independant and put as much distance as I could between me and her.
>>27715562
If she asks why they have pee pee's tell her it's no different than two lesbians with strap ons.
>>27715599
No don't do that it sounds like she disapproves of homosexuality say your a transsexual so its ok.
>>27715678
This OP it's foolproof
