Autism test
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Test time! How big of an autist are you?
Mine is 104, btw
>28
if I really tried and worked hard maybe I could get to Robot category, but Cyborg seems unrealistic.
>52
Not too bad I suppose.
>93
I almost made it out guys. If only I weren't a khv.
>tfw elliot is the representation of "slightly strange"
>>27715067
>118
what? i jerk off to hentai scat porn and I'm ugly as sin... how did this happen
59. Not too bad
Comentali oregano
>>27715067
>96
Honestly my life is good, I got almost no points in the social category though cause I have no friends or ever had a gf due to lack of interest.
I wouldn't say I'm a normalfag though, I'm a schizoid shut-in.
31
>can't even be a successful failure
>38
I belong here dsu senpai senpai desu
>>27715735
>93
Got the same score
>>27715067
128. Is seriosly don't understand why those with a lower score than this don't just fucking kill themselves. I consider it, even at a 128, just because I want to know what's on the other side
>>27715067
39
Fuck the normies, all I need is my guns.
131 - Well I wish I could take this seriously, but in Realityland I still have lots of work to do!
>>27715067
>tfw 89
ALMOST A NORMIE
I just need to kiss a girl
Why is this so hard
>>27716136
>tfw I have kissed a girl but got 47
>>27716206
Rape?
I'd guess so
>>27715339
Get off my imageboard you pretentious normal faggot.
>>27715067
scored 72, shieeet
>>27716256
nah
was just really drunk, too drunk to properly drop spaghetti as usual
happened 6 years ago
>>27715067
56... Having had a girlfriend I had sex with made my points skyrocket...even though I regret it cause I realised later I was gay
Robot
>>27715067
mine is 37.
74, I feel strangely okay with this
>tfw for the first time in years I've finally passed into cyborg at 61
feels p good
>64
I'm stuck in the middle, like always.
>>27715067
56 here.
Really, aren't normalfags MORE likely to have a criminal record?
>>27715067
I got 64, which is bullshit because if I was a male then my score would just fit robot, but now I am pushed into the cyborg category with no one to share my feels with.
>45
I don't get out often
101 lol i haven't the house in a week
>>27717173
I got to 3rd base and still got this score btw. Still a virgin though
>>27717111
Please by mg gf I can pay you
44
Not as bad as I thought. Maybe there's still hope after all.
>>27715067
90 oh boy moving up in the world
114
Normies report in
>post yfw you aren't a whiny introverted cunt like these other faggots
>83
Why do I feel like a fucking 27 then
>>27715067
I am at 17. What should I do?
139.
I don't blame robots, I blame normies for only being normies, you fucking average-tier excuses of human being.
>>27717664
Are you memin or for real?
>>27717968
For real, I am just at 17... :(
>>27716900
You are cyborg
>>27715067
I got 48.... I still feel like I'm in the slightly strange group though
>>27715067
79, though I only ever got 6 of those points for being born with a vagina. I'm lucky to have been born female, I suspect I would have had a wizard score if I had lived my life as a male.
If you're below 50..
GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>27718317
beeEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE,,, e<EE<E<E(E(EEEE() E)(<E ()< E)(<EEEEEeeeeE)<(E()< EeeeeE()E BEE BEE BEEEEEE EBEE(my gf
I remember scoring 60-something a few months ago.
I'm at 104 now.
>been lifting
>eating well
>quit video games
>nofap
>no porn
>not NEET anymore
>not a virgin anymore
>been getting good haircuts and dressing well
>been putting more effort into hygiene
Don't take this the wrong way. I'm not saying "just lift bro". Most of you are fucked.
>28
I already feel dead inside, but know I still got some ways to go on the downward spiral
at least I workout and try to eat good, I guess
>>27718676
Wouldn't you be a normie if you are above 50?
>8
i need to kill myself
so damn close to robotdom
1 point away from robot. Feelsbadman
>>27717385
>boasting about being a normie on r9k
you are a cancer cell
>>27715067
>73
(some answers were questionable but definitely in cyborg range)
Exactly as expected, maybe a tad lower. I'm ok with this.
>32
God dang it, I thought I had a chance
>>27720353
I got 12. This isn't a joke. I'm going back to wizchan.
27 but im okay
>>27720426
post points breakdown. where do you score
>inb4 face and /fit/
I guess it could be a lot worse.
>>27720454
6 ft
don't smoke
don't drink
don't smoke weed
taking meds
have a hobby
own a decent smartphone
71, Cyborg.
hooray, fairly accurate description as the other robots I suspect in real life are autistic as fuck, yet I can't actually relate to the normies on any proper level.
Anyone who partakes in this is a normie.
Other problems with this
>Don't smoke weed is +1
Normies smoke weed.
>Alcohol addiction
Normies drink alcohol
Mental
>First two things can't be confirmed by self
>Thinking you're a nice person is irrelevant
>Clean conscious is relative
Social
>leave the house on the regular means absolutely nothing
Accomplishment
>Video games are a hobby
>Owning/Renting a living space isn't an accomplishment
>Anyone can be proud of any object, this is completely pointless and it seems like padding
>Independent life is +2 even though this can mean a lonely NEET
>Having little interest in anime is +2 even though you can be a million times worse than whatever show a weeaboo is watching
>Robots most likely don't have a criminal record.
I have a distinct feeling that this was created by a normie.
Especially considering that Normalfag, Chad and Successful are three different things, the images used in each of the images (barring normie and up)
It's disgusting.
I got 23. Rate a real wizard in the flesh.
>>27720508
tallbro master race.
I got 66, but I have normie friends so it's all good.
>when you get 104 but you still feel dead inside
>>27720598
>ghost of a pedostache and fuzz beard
>hair obfuscates eyes, ears and face shape
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
but srsly manscaping is the issue here
>>27720701
I'm an anhedonic closet-furfag who janitors a different *chan, and I scored a solid cyborg. This test isn't really comprehensive.
57
Im a kissless virgin fag.
>>27720714
Here's my only "good" picture I have on me. The one I posted was just my edgy I want to end my life every day pic.
>>27720809
I'm friends with a half-asian, short-faced version of you. I reckon you can ascend, judging by your face and genuine-looking smile.
>>27720849
I hope so anon I hope so. Just gotta get over that crippling depression of being a lonely fat virgin beta male with no skills.
This is ridiculous. I scored 129, but am struggling to not cut the living shit out of myself right now. This test is flawed as fuck. The fact I'm a 0/10 with previous sexual partners doesn't make me Chad.
>>27720975
>0/10
>previous sexual partners
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE SCALE IMPLIES?
>65
usually get 69, wonder what went wrong
Who /cyborg/ here?
>72
>>27715067
88 ( i am not a /pol/ user)
>>27721064
>73
mah cyborgnigga
34
Fuck yeah, magic is stron within me.
Funny part is that most of the points i got from physical part.
36, saved this graph, made a resolution to fix it.
>>27715067
>59
Your feels shall be assimilated into my own. Do not resist.
>>27716206
Bro I got a 55 and I've fucked multiples chicks. Test is bogus.
Robot 42
>>27716136
Why the fuck would you be a normie?
82. It fits me pretty well. I don't mind being "slightly strange" to be honest. Normalfags and beyond are not cool and predictable.
>>27715067
Any fellow /cyborgs/ here?
>>27715067
86
But I don't have any normalfag friends.
Or any real life friends for that matter...
fugg, i got 46
things really went downhill
