>ywn be the hero chosen by the gods, rescue the princess, and save the land of Hyrule
Why even live?
>tfw I'll never get to wield a magic claymore and exterminate all those god damn mechons
>tfw Shulk was too much of a merciful goody-two-shoes, I wish I could just exterminate them all
>You will never be Zelda, saving hyrule & link
>ywn kill your gods
>ywn be free
>>27715189
His name is Link you dumbass
Zelda is the Princess
>mfw this post
>_<
>tfw you'll never rescue your daughter, kill every last one of those god damn shades, and be the hero humanity needs
>you will never be a badass elf boy that is surrounded by milfs that want your dick
>ywn save the world while wearing a bird for a hat
>>27715501
>ywn be a badass wolf with a thigg imp riding on your back