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JUST

Who know that feel when balding?
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could just be a high hairline mate.
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>currently like my Messi style undercut combover

>hair starting to thin on top

Why is life so cruel baldbots?
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>>27714223
Don't let this fuck get your hopes up OP. Your temples show textbook signs of male pattern baldness. Get used to it or kill yourself
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>>27714238
>Messi style undercut
https://www.google.ca/search?q=Messi+style+undercut&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjK25eli_7LAhWEk4MKHZWDB28Q_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=975#imgrc=a11oR8Qpea2_nM%3A

Ranaldo reacting to that shitty hairdo in images is hilarious.
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>>27714189
GeT_RiGhT? Is that you?
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>>27714263
Not that one senpai. This one
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>>27714245
or he could get on fin and minox
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>>27714189
Lol is your name Dustin?
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>>27714311
Fin makes ur dick limp. Minox is good though. Been using it for a few years now and am pleased woth the results.
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>>27714189
Iktf bro.

Only 19 too. All of my older males in my family show balding.
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That's not balding m8
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>>27714189
hey Joannah
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Baldbots, I think it's time to get on the jewish hormone pill regardless of having a limp dick

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/858019
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>>27714189
You're not even balding faggot, get lost
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>>27714384
His temples are clearly receding. Which isn't bad since with the right haircut and length of hair, it is easily hidden.
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>>27714339
Elliot? Hello
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>>27714366
Lmaaao yeah dude, I'm Gonna sign up for an account to read that article. Why not post the name of the drug?

FRICK YOOOOUUUUUUUEEEEEEUUUHHHH
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>>27714189
Marv?
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>>27714433
Can't even see his fucking temples in the OP.

OP post side-view
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>>27714471
Anon, do you not know how academic papers work? A lot of them are behind pay per view sites because that's just how it is.

>Frick

Ah, it's an underaged. Nevermind.
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>>27714189
Justin? What are you doing shitposting on /r9k/?
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>>27714366
>balding at the crown and the front

Fuck, that's my dad
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>tfw enjoying my shaved head
>get more attention from girls (older milfs, girls my age, and especially young 14-20 year old grills)
>dont have to worry about styling it, about wind messing up my hair, about having a bad hair day or any of that
>showers are extremely quick
>dat cool breeze

should have done this sooner
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>>27714189
25 years old and have begun to bald some. Hairline has gone back and in the crown and middle part of my hair it is thinning. Honestly when this was first going on I was so upset and didn't know what to do. I felt so self conscious. I used powder to hide it and tried different shampoos and shit. I have gotten to a point now where I just keep my hair short and just accept it. Eventually I will buzz my head or even shave it. It's just not worth the stress of trying to fight it. If your only issue is your hairline looking like that then you're fine, honestly. If it does start to thin then just cut it short or buzz it and be a man about it.
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>>27714471
he's most likely talking about fin
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>>27714572
I fucking want this look but my beard is patchy as fuck and at 20, I haven't come close to developing my beard genes.
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>>27714572
I really want to do this too. I don't think I can pull it off though. I think I will try it next year when I get 3 weeks off from work. I'll buzz it like that on the first day, and I'll see what the shape of my head looks like, and furthermore how I generally look like that.

If I like it, I'll keep it. I fucking hate hair. It soils my pillows and probably is responsible for my plugged up, congested nose.
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I'm doomed, aren't I
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>>27714572
>born with a shit jaw

>can't even look good bald like Statham or Zidane

JUST
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>>27714501
>being this smug on r9k

Sorry I don't read academic journals I guess. Good luck with the stick in your ass
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>>27714665
Nope. Hair looks thick; corners look slightly receded but it doesn't look like balding territory yet. If you are then you're in the early stages and can easily halt it/slow it down.

Stop being an insecure faggot.
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>>27714720
just worried since people have made comments and baldness runs in the family.
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Anons, what is your take on the scalp excercises suggested by Tom Hagert?
Basically, you move your scape by raising your eyebrows and then pulling back your ears with your nape muscles. The idea is to increase blood flow to the scalp.
For some people (specially Mr. Hagerty, he's like 70-something years old now and yet he still keeps a full head of hair, and a very smooth forehead).
Fore some people it doens't work or doesn't improve their condition much, but it tones up your forehead and upper face muscles, hiding the wrinkes.
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>temples receeding to a Norwood 1.5

>hair thinning on top to the point that lifting my hair strands makes my scalp slightly visible in broad daylight

I want to get on Finasteride so fucking bad but risking erectile dysfunction isnt worth it to me. What if I finally get a pussy to fuck?
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Every baldbot, get in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOK-ZVJMaU
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>>27714323
>>27714364
>>27714485
>>27714548
I am none of these people. I'm a recluse and I'm nearly positive none of you know me.

>>27714494
Here
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stop making these threads and take your fucking medicine, you loon.
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22. Maybe even 21.
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>>27714572
Would I look ok bald? I want to get rid of my hair.

I promised myself I would never post on 4chan. I just like to read 4chan's madness, but dammit it would be useful to get some social input.
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Rule of thumb: If you're balding on top and it's visible, don't bother keeping the sides and just shave it all the fuck off. Shit like this >>27714874
is just not pleasant to look at.

Go bald or get on some propecia shit to save your hair
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>>27714882
In my opinion you'd look okay bald but you're hotter with hair.
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>>27714800
Not balding.

Fuck off.
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Anyone trying hairpiece/systems?

Feels like a sham, they always look off to me.
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>>27714882
I think you could pull it off. It depends how you style your beard, but you def. got potential
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>>27714189
You aren't balding you tard, it's your hairline.
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>>27714665
Its only mpb, which 90% of men have. However it doesnt mean you'll get premature balding tho
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>>27714882
your facial hair and facial aesthetics are on point so yeah you would do fine. If you started building muscle on those arms you would be drowning in pussy.

...Are you a normie?
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>>27714882
Yes but post a pic with your normal hair first to determine which would be better
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>>27714882
Head shape?

You look like Michael Bradley which means you should put on a muscular bulk to pull it off.

While your beard is somewhat weak, it looks fine so you'll look fine bald.
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>>27714882
You look like you could pull it off. Generally, the manlier your features are the better you'll look bald.
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>>27714793
>I want to get on Finasteride so fucking bad but risking erectile dysfunction isnt worth it to me. What if I finally get a pussy to fuck?
m8 that's like 1% of the users, and if it happens you can just stop taking it. I've been on for almost 10 years and my only sex problem is I last too long.
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>>27714973
>implying thats not him
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>>27714795
I wonder how much pussy Patrick Stewart used to get.
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>>27714882
Everyone looks better with hair, just get minoxidil
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>>27714882
>>27714973

You should've stayed in Europe you useless fucking shit. FUCK OFF FROM THE TEAM BRADLEL
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>>27715012
>just stop taking it

The scary part about fin is that in certain cases the side effects are irreversible even after stopping use. That's why it isn't universally used. No boners for the rest of your life just isn't worth the risk especially since most people want hair to get pussy.
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>>27714336
Been on fin for two months now. I've been jerking off twice a day for the past week no issues.

Also this is r9k, when will he ever get to use his dick anyway?
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>>27715002
Here's with the hair.

I just shaved facial hair. I keep forgetting to shave it.

I'll take another one without facial hair.
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>>27715012
What >>27715109 said. Men who develop "PFS" don't just magically go back to the way they were after getting on finasteride. That's my only peeve with it.
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>>27715149
Yep, go for the shaved and bearded look anon. If you're not gonna do anything with your hair then just shave it off.

Btw, you're not balding you fag
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>>27715149

You look like Jesse Pinkman
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>>27715109
That's just internet paranoia and self-fulfilling prophecy. Ask any doctor and they will tell you the real statistics.
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>>27715149
You look like chris hardwick
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>>27715149
Aaron Paul git off my 4chins

Only be shaved if you want to commit to facial hair
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>>27715149
you gunna make some meth?
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You guys are tempting me to pull out my razor and do it now. Here's shaved. I think I like a little facial hair better.

I'm dying to know what it looks like.
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>>27715237
You are /not/ the first to say I look like Aaron Paul. Wow. I get that all the time.
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This is me:
>>27715149

Will anyone stay around if I shave my head?
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>>27715288
Like others said, you'll look like a cancer patient if you don't bulk up first

Also I bet you feel girly from all the compliments you fucking blogposting faggot kys
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>>27715395
That's fine. I'll leave this much
>>27714572
hair on, tho.

Will it still be OK?

I'm just about ready to pull out the razor.
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>>27715334
I honestly think you look better with hair, shaving can dehumanize your look. If its bad you can just wear a hat though.
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I'm 40 and have more hair than you.
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>>27715354
Do it I'm curious
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>>27715436
That's right. I'm going for it. Hang on guys! One moment.
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>>27715451
>40
>on r9k

Yeah champ you're the real winner here.
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>>27715451
I'm 20 and have more pussy than you :^)
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>>27714917
Why bother? None of those medications really "save it", so much as retards the balding.

Also, I don't want to look like a skinhead/bald weirdo.

I'm in a tough spot DESU.
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>>27715510
youre not balding shithead nor op is

im 19 and my shit is fucked beyong repair
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>>27715510
The only way to save it is to *GASP* stop masturbating for 6 or 7 months and lower your scalp DHT levels (like you know, what Fin says it does?), but I guess that's asking too much for the average robot.
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>>27715780
Holy shit, are you serious? I jacked off 2-3 times a day since I was 13, 20 now and completely bald.

What the fuck...
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I'm undecided at this point.

I was hoping for a "Oh my god this is totally me" but it's hard to say if I look attractive.
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>>27715780
And do scalp excercises, take saw palmetto extract or apply a topic solution of saw palmetto if you can get it.
The scalp excercises help. in theory, to increase blood flow to the scalp and flush the toxins from your follicles.
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>>27715892

You fucked up, son.
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iktf but I am not balding so much from the hairline, but the top of my head

really fast too, fells so fucking bad
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>>27715756
You probably have low test levels in your family (on top of jacking off), so change your diet to promote testosterone production and stop jacking off so much. It's pretty impossible to start baldimg at your age.

>protip: don't buy any artificial shit that will throw your hormones off balance, all of them are important including DHT. What's bad is an excess or deficit and that's mostly caused by diet.

>>27715829
Deadly serious man. Stop jacking it so much.

Abstinence will help you regrow it, or atleast maintain it (speaking from personal experience).
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>>27715892
It looks fine man, you're overthinking this too much.
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>>27715943
>>27715931


Not overthinking it. I've always wanted to try it.

I wish I could pull it off because then I'd never have to think about hair again.
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>>27714572
Same, feels good familia. I usually leave my beard like that pic too.
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>>27715780

Can someone else besides the guy who posted this comment on if it's a meme or not?

I may need to rethink my fap regimine
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>>27715940
Not only that. I remember when I fapped everyday, my skin, my scapl was oily, greasy as a butcher's telephone. I also smelled like spoiled milk and dandruff was at its worst. Disgusting!
It's said that it takes about a month to get your testosterone levels rebalanced.
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>>27716059
>Not only that. I remember when I fapped everyday, my skin, my scapl was oily, greasy as a butcher's telephone. I also smelled like spoiled milk and dandruff was at its worst. Disgusting!
good meme 4/10
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>>27715892
Looks good dude. Nothing wrong with a buzzed head.
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>>27716024
Stopping masturbating isn't going to make you magically stop losing hair.
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>>27716112

How do you know that for certain?

>srs

you dont
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>>27716102

Why is your camera pink? Are you gay? haha fucking fag
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>>27716159
It was cheap
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So guys, which is better? Pic related, or

>>27715149
this?
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>>27716112
Why do I even bother with you stupid porn addicts.
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>>27716219
Id say the before looks like a brooding artist and the after looks like youre going to shoot up Virginia Tech
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>nofap
I can't do it
Should I lock my dick in a cage?
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>>27716150

Because it sounds like stupid broscience. Also that little "infographic" looks like it was put together in MS Paint.
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>>27715149
Keep the hair its barely balding it looks good as is.
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>>27716266
Thanks!

Any other thoughts guys?
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>>27715940
>tfw 23
>tfw test levels are 10 nmol/L
>tfw doc won't give me test even though I can't get boners or aroused anymore
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>>27715149
BITCH

originalpinkman
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Just edge.
As long as you don't cum, your hair should remains according this pseudo no-fap horseshit.
You can still be a degenerate and not give up your japanese cartoons.
Substitute the no-fap for a bro-fap.
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>>27716223
I'm actually listening, can you provide more sources please.
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>>27716223
What if I cum, load the cum into a syringe and inject it back into my nuts?

Or maybe just force it back down my dick?

Would either of those allow me to cum and keep my hair?
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>>27714189
lmao faggot with your full head of hair get on my level you 15 year old pubescent bitch
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>>27714189
>>27714800
Holy shit, you look exactly like this guy I like that ignores me but I continue to bother.
Will you be my bf?
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>>27714447
Looks kinda like Elliott B
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>>27714339
>tfw not sure if balding or code lyoko fourhead

JUST
U
S
T
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>>27715780
No fap is a fucking meme
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>>27715892
It looks exactly how I imagined it on you. It's great. Just make another round of shaving since you still have some hairs sticking out. Now just grow out your beard and you'll be on your way
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>>27717130
What's that even supposed mean?
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>never go outside
>have trashcan diet
>rarely wash
>hairline recedes ever so slightly more than normal at 18-21
>"MUH GENETICS I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX NOW ITS ALL CHADS FAULT"

nuke /r9k/ immediately
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>>27717364
how is this?
>>27716219
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>>27716219
Definitely a robot

oreganally speaking
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>>27716590
Too late, the alpha-5 reductase is triggered when you cum. That bugger is what binds to your raw testosterone and mutates it into DHT.
Also, stress hormones also worsen your balding, so do not do anything stupid and/or potentially painful.
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>>27717474
They didn't teach that in health class...
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>>27717506
Every time you masturbate a giraffe gets cycstic fibrosis
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>>27717457
What is that even supposed to mean?

I honestly like the shaved better. I hate to admit it.
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>>27717601
Fuck off, you don't belong here. Why the fuck do Chads post here
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>>27717601
The eyebags and acne give it away.
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>>27714189
You've got more than hair me
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the master ruseman is on the loose again
>come to balding threads
>spew the most retarded broscience I can think of
>some uneducated, possibly slightly mentally retarded robots believe it
>they stop masturbating for months
>they keep balding AND are a lot more sexually frustrated than usual
>they will probably an hero in a year
who /mischief/ here
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>>27716219
U are pretty hot senpai-peroni
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Worth trying to save with rogaine, or just shave?
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>>27718047
I love balding men. Youre hot
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>>27717601
Just fuck off already you retarded normalfag.
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>>27717601
>waaaaaah give me validation waaaaah

you're worse than women
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>>27715892
Reminds me of Bo En. Give it some time, try a beard & buzz blend. You're a cutie btw.
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>>27714882
>>27715149
>>27715288
>>27715892
>>27716219
>>27717601

why not enjoy your hair while it lasts /fa/ggot

literally white and pretty, ughhhhhhhhh

worry about other things like which of stacy's friends are into you

fuck, i swear if /r9k/ is just full of white heteros with a 6" dick but were raised by single mother hence they're low self-esteem and hatred towards woman, im gonna fucking killmyself

5'5" brown guat reporting
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>>27718115
You're a gay aren't you?
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>>27719620
Not him, but I'm gay and I find balding hot desu
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>>27714615
Lucky you, I wish I could get a beard.
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>>27714189
Is that Anything4Views?
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