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Who here /Marlboro/? Is this the best normie cigarette brand?
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Who here /Marlboro/?

Is this the best normie cigarette brand?
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how dumb does someone have to be to pick up smoking is beyond me
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I smoke Newport non-menthols
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what's the healthiest cig brand i want to look cool smoking a cig but i want the least health risks
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>>27714207
>least health risck
>smoking
Kek
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>>27714207
One those candy ones candy ass.
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I prefer reds.
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>not buying viceroy
gtfo
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>>27714207
Idk retard you mean the ones that do least damage? Look for one with least nicotine content or some shit
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>>27714300
>smoking reds
>being this ritch

normie
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>>27714440
>implying that light tobacco is cheaper.
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I smoke camel lights
>tfw the cashier gets confused because he's like 14 and only knows them by the blue label
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>>27714207
Just vape bro
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>not smoking unfiltered cigs so you can die faster.
The important thing is I don't feel like I'm dying, but the internet tells me I am.
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>>27714207
nice b8 anon
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>>27714166
golds are for pussies if youre going to smoke marlboros go with reds or 27s
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I like Belmonts. Apparently they are different in America than here in syrup land.
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>>27714510
>tfw this happened to me two days ago and I'm a cashier
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Why do you people even smoke?
There are little, if fucking any benefits, and a mountain of health risks. What's the purpose? What are you gaining by giving yourself lung cancer and yellow teeth?
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>>27714956
I like the buzz and it gives me a reason to go outside
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>>27714956
quicker death and its good to have something to look forward to when i get home
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>>27714956
quicker death normie scum not everybody wants to live to 80 years old you know why don't you run off to /soc/ now cmon off you go
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>>27714989
>>27715009
>quicker death
>paying $11 a pack for the privilege to die at the hands of Philip Morris
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Are spirits normie cigs?

>>27714202
>newport
my nigga
>non-menthols
literally why are you doing this
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I smoke Camel Filter most of the time. I've cut back a lot, I only had one cigarette today. I also enjoy American Spirits if I can get it. Marlboros aren't bad but they're the most normie smokes.
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>>27715077
Mimimi why dont robots live healthy??Why dont you go back to /health/ and shove some carrots up your arse?
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>>27715077
>everyone who smokes dies of lung cancer
Good goy.
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>>27714166
>unfiltered cigs

Kek, enjoy your cancer and ED.
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>>27715133
i like smoking the 99s. i enjoy a longer smoke.
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>>27715146
You sound like a child, you can inject black tar heroin for all i care, theres just better things to spend your money on

>>27715151
Wew
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>>27714207
Pick up a Lucky and help win the war against Hitler, and the Japs, and the Negroes
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I know you probably hear this from people all the time, but as a former longtime smoker, you guys might want to think about quitting. I know it's relaxing and everything, but it was getting to where I couldn't breathe when lying down in a certain position or I'd find myself suddenly short of breath for little apparent reason. You might not get lung cancer, but you will develop respiration problems and gasping for oxygen sucks. I breathe a lot easier since I quit.
Try the nicotine gum. It's better than taking a medication that might have side effects, and it will help you get to the point where you're only tearing your hair out a little bit for the two odd weeks it takes to get out of your system. Don't try to go cold turkey if you've been at it for awhile.
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>>27715311
like what

very origanal
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>>27715369
Inb4 anime figures
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>>27714166
I'm so used to parliament that the filter on anything else feels weird to me
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Started two weeks ago with some cute girl I work with, on my third pack now. Is it worth quitting if I only do it in extreme moderation?
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>>27715226
I don't, sometimes I wish they were shorter. I do like the Camel Wides though when I can find them. They just feel nice and big.
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>>27715466
it depends. im guessing you liked them if you're on your third pack. if you want to live an extra 5- 10 years then I say quit but who actually wants to live that long?
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How do you guys deal with the smell? I don't think I smell bad, and nobody has ever said anything, but I'm super paranoid about it
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>>27715369
Literally anything. Like >>27715366 said, your death doesnt come easy. Your life decays and you suffer through each moment. People eat healthy and exercise because it makes them feel good and functional.
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>>27715547
You do smell bad, trust me. Don't smoke for 2-3 days and your smell will start recovering. You'll realize you smell like an ashtray.
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>>27715555
How did you find this board normie?
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>>27714956
Tobacco and nicotine "calms the nerves." It's an actual chemical reaction happening in your brain that makes you feel better. Everyone on this thread is spewing propaganda from those hip comercials full of dancing NORMIES trying to meme
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>>27714166
Why the fuck do you keep making threads with a photo of yourself holding something you vapid, attention starved cunt?
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>>27715638
How else am I going to get pic of a pack of cigs or what I'm talking about?
>inb4 google
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>>27715633
>It's an actual chemical reaction happening in your brain that makes you feel better

It's called being addicted to nicotine and satisfying that craving when you smoke. Hence the relaxation. It doesn't calm the nerves.. nicotine is a stimulant.
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>>27715601
e-even if i only smoke in open spaces?
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>>27715661
>inb4 google

How retarded are you?

You haven't even changed your shirt, are you just hoping that girl comes back and asks you to be her bf again?
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>>27714207
Roll your own with papers that are not bleached.
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>>27715704

Why would I expect for her to come back when I rejected her? I haven't changed my shirt because I haven't went out. Why are you so angry?
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>>27714166
Am I the only one who has noticed cigarettes taste and smell awful nowadays? Like they are more toxic than before? Or have they always been like it?
I just want tobacco to roll it up myself. I've smoked it once before and they are much better.
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They should make cigarettes that don't have all that crazy shit in them
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>>27715771
You mean like american spirits?
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>>27715771
>Just vape friend
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>>27715738
>Why would I expect for her to come back when I rejected her?
>autist realizes female attention feels good
>play the whole "Nah I'm shy I'm shit" game to keep them giving you more attention the first time
>suddenly you've made three more threads where it's obvious it's the same person all with stupid fucking questions just to post yourself
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>>27715896
You seem irrationally angry anon. Be happy I'm not eliza or some other tripfag plaguing this board with attention seeking threads.
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>>27715946
>Be happy I'm not eliza or some other tripfag plaguing this board with attention seeking threads
Why should I be happy you're not them when you might as well be doing the same thing.

Literally two minutes after your autistic coffee thread died, you made this thread just so there's another thread that's obviously you?
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>>27715984
Would it be better if I was a cute girl anon? The coffee threads are comfy and I was genuinely curious about what other anons smoked.
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I'd like to experiment new brands, but I don't know where to start. Ive always smoked lucky strike. Bought a pack of free yesterday, mistake pf a life time. Hollywood is okay I guess. I don't know much about these brands because I'm in brazil. We only have derby, malboro and the ones I said here. Black. Also black. But I don't like the taste of it.
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Anyone else smoke 2 cigs at a time? Is there anyway I can achieve the buzz of my first cigarette again
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>>27716610
One word: Cigar.
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>>27716804
I might have to try one out. Are they just like stronger cigarettes? How much do they go for?
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>>27716876
They last a long time, and they're strong enough that you may be told you're not really supposed to inhale them. If you do though, you will quickly get the buzz of about 8 cigarettes. If you're smoking that many now, you may find the cigar a pleasant choice. It's classier too I suppose. But yeah, they're like what scotch is to cheap beer. They can be a real treat for special occasions.
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>start smoking
>get sore throat
how long does this last
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>>27717378
it should start to subside after a couple minutes after your cig. How long have you been smoking?
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>>27714207
Just smoke weed dude, it cures cancer.
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>>27717493
On my third pack ever, but I've smoked like 6 blacks a day for the last 5 days
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>>27714312
>>>/r/indieheads/
you mac fans are fucking cancerous. you've been bought into his shtick so fucking hard it makes me laugh
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>>27717751

You don't have anything to worry about. Your throat is adjusting to the chemicals, drink some cold drink. That's a lot of cigarettes for your third pack.
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>>27717907
>tfw thinking man
>tfw all other brands are laughable
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>>27714166
> not smoking American Spirits

Get out you fucking pleb
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