Jesus fucking Christ help me I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and someone just went in the stall next to me and they're shitting too.
I can't handle this they're farting and burping and grunting my autism is too much for this I want my mom help.
>>27714001
Say "Ew" every time they make a noise
>put effort into making as little noise as possible while shitting
>guy comes in and takes a loud grunting, panting shit
Why do I even bother
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>>27714048
I'm fucking trying to wipe my ass as quietly as I can he's over there watching buzzfeed videos and chuckling Jesus kill me I can hear the poop coming out of his asshole
>>27714048
what are you a woman? take a big loud smelly shit like a man
>shitting in stall and someone crawls under the door to see what you're doing
This is literally my biggest fear.
>>27714158
Well I was raised by a single mother so yeah pretty much
>>27714194
shit me and my elementary school friends did this shit all the time holy lel
>>27714236
You guys are fucking cunts.
>walk in, choose the middle stall
>notice a guy is in the first stall
>he sits there quietly, deathly still
>i finish and take some toilet paper, notice how loud it is in this echo chamber
>wipe ever inch of my asshole as if im tenderly making love to it
>cant be sure i clean it totally
>go for more paper, repeat
>hes still sitting quietly
>the wiping endeavor cuts through the silence like a knife again
>do this 4 more times and finish with a full circle of the asshole and a "pinch" to grab any danglers
>look at his chuck taylors one last time
>i flush and he finally moves, maybe to knock his heels together to wish his way out of this poopoo prison, maybe to release his own soft serve
>the super powered flush cools my anus and balls
>i stand, clanking my old belt with each movement
>tuck my shirt in, buckle, button my shirt and put my jacket back on
>take slow methodical steps outside of my shitter cell, knowing i have full dominance over yet another dumping hermano
>walk out without washing my hands and start my shift at subway
Normies become fucking animals in public bathrooms
>>27714588
Sometimes I hate /r9k/ a little less
>>27714893
Seriously what the fuck is up with it?
They turn to drooling barbarism.
