I really feel like bustin a nut, but I have to go to a lecture
>>27714000
SPEED FAP
>>27714014
HURRY, YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
>bustin a nut
Why are there absolutely no terms to refer to sex and masturbation that aren't cringey, forced, or awkward as hell?
fap during the lecture, obviously
>>27714039
Most terms for it are used in a mocking context for a reason. Masturbation is a substitute for something much better, so it is in essence an admission of compromise.
>>27714071
>masturbation and sex
>making love
>having sex
>fucking
Not great terms, either imo.
>>27714039
"fuck" and "jack off" are fine by me. Everything else is as you said.
I guess "blow one's load' is relatively euphonic too.
>>27714115
>making love
that's one of the cringiest ones. "Making" love like fucking cookies in an oven or some Chinese factory shit.
Can any normalfag tell me how soft Asian skin feels? They look much softer than other races
>>27714149
i never liked "fap" myself. Sounds so 9gag to me
Same here. Do you know where I can get some good high quality JAV streams
>>27714149
>fuck
I guess I can't have passionate sex with my qt waifu unless I demi rape her, now. What a shitty world.
>blow one's load
Anything that references or fetishizes semen or body fluids is p gross imo desu. Maybe I've just watched more porn than is good for me
>>27714172
Protestant cultural history for you
What you do is sit in the back of the lecture hall and prime yourself by looking at /b/ or something, see some nice tit pics like this thread.
Then when you're at about half staff, go take a bathroom break and if it's empty go nuts.
>tfw you see dry streaks coming down the walls and realize it might be cum
>>27714222
check'd. Also you can't have physical sex with 2d so in the end it doesn't matter all that much.
just bust one in the lecture
>>27714544
I can't, dude.
I'm not sneaky enough for that shit
>>27714071
God I love how soft the skin on her arms and legs looks. The area where her breasts connect to the spot beneath her armpits is divine.
>>27714000
Pull off a cheeky sneak wank in the back, m8
