I just killed a bug.
feels bad man.
lol try yourself next
>>27713429
It might've been a bad bug though. Maybe abandoned his wife and kids and just got real mean, biting off other bugs' antennae, shitting bugshit all over a baby bird's worm meal, and knocking around dirt everywhere so the ants don't know where their hill hole is anymore.
I always feel bad. I kinda just stare at it's lifeless body for a bit before I throw it out.
Bugs don't have feelings or emotions.
They're literally a bundle of nerves that are so fucking robotic it's scary.
>ants in my bathroom
>buy pic related, poison bait
>tfw there are hundreds of ants slowly dying by eating something they think is delicious and good to eat
>tfw the ants are carrying the poison back to their nest and feeding it to the other ants, the larvae, and the queen, thinking they are doing a good thing for the colony
>tfw when the ants finally die of the poison the other ants cannibalize their poison-tainted bodies, further poisoning themselves
muahahahaha
ant genocide best day of my life
fuck every insect
>>27713429
dont kill them anon, just take them outside.
>>27713574
fuck you hippy
they invade my home, they die
DIE FUCKERS DIE
>still cold every night, temperature will stay low into May
Feels good mang
>tfw you have to kill spiders because you're too scared of them to catch them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sC29_XR88
INSECT GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
KILL THEM WITH FIRE
>tfw any bug in the bath tub ever
hehe tough luck pal, meet mr. showerhead
>sitting on park bench
>notice ladybug walking on ground
>start watching it go about its day
>some prick comes up to talk to me and steps on it
>>27713658
Hopefully his son gets killed by an army of hornets. Karma is a bitch.
>>27713685
was it a pretty girl that stepped on it?
>>27713709
insectIDF pls go
i regret every bug i ever killed.
except flies fuck flies
>>27713429
I rescue bugs that land in my swimming pool.
>>27713429
>mosquito bothering me
>start trying to take it out
>finally manage to squish it with my hand as it was trying to land on my arm
>realize that, while I was fighting for not having an itchy spot, the mosquito was literally fighting for it's life
>mfw
I might be extremely autistic but I honestly felt bad.
>>27713825
>>27713685
>>27713574
>>27713429
i know those feels
>>27713729
if i see someone killing bugs just for fun, i reapeat, JUST FOR FUN. i will fucking hit him/her
>>27713825
they're disease vectors, m8
fair game
>>27713429
I feel terrible after killing an insect. Like ultra depressed.
>>27713429
I thought you were going to announce a new meme
>laying in bed close to sleep
>feel something skitter across your skin
>grab at random with your hand
>now holding a half crushed roach in your hand
>launch it across the room and try dozing off again
Coming for me in my sleep just isn't something I cant get past my animal instinct to kill
>>27713551
I've killed a lot of ants in my time. I call myself ant hitler because I've killed so many. There used to be a colony living in a tree stump in my backyard. I filled a bucket with hot water and poured it into the cracks of the stump. When all the ants came running out I smashed them with a hammer. After there were no more runners, I peeled off the sides of the stump and found their egg nests and some ants that were hiding so I smashed those with the hammer too.
One of the quickest ways to kill them is just to pour soap water on them though
>>27714599
YOU FUCKING MONSTER. HOW DARE YOU DEVALUE THE SANCTITY OF LIFE LIKE THAT. YOUR PUNISHMENT UPON DEATH IS LIVE A THOUSAND LIVES AS AN ANT
>>27714599
holy shit bro
>>27713429
Once when I was a kid I cut all the legs off a daddy long leg spider to see what would happen. It was weird to see it just as that little orange circle. I feel sort of bad about it now but I wouldnt do anything like that anymore
>>27714671
Fugg just remembered all those times I poured salt on slugs. Please forgive me God.
I figured its okay to kill spiders (if I do it really fast and painlessly) because they have to possible futures:
>1 they starve to death, witch must not be nice, even for a spider
>2 they catch a fly and they kill it with a slow and gruesome method, turning their organs into liquid while they are still alive
so I figured killing spiders fast is the best way to go. I thought about this alot.
Fuck bugs man
They don't pay rent so they don't get to stay in my house.
>>27713429
I have bug rules.
Two bugs per species are allowed to chill in any room in my house. If there are more than 2, I kill them, and I enforce a kill-on-sight policy for three months.
Bug hunters (spiders, #pedes) are allowed to stay as police, in any number. If one becomes problematic, I throw them outside.
>"Don't kill spiders, they eat other bugs!"
Sorry you eight legged faggot but if you try to climb into bed with me, I'm gonna smash your face in, as well as the rest of your body. With a tissue. And then momentarily think about whether to throw you in the trash or flush you down the toilet. Usually toilet. After I pee on you.
>>27713677
>This
All bugs can get warblegarbled.
>tfw recently found a couple of drain flies in my apartment and brutally murdered them with a bug zapper
KILL ALL OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS. SHOW NO MERCY.
>>27714599
Shit I want to do that now...
>>27714599
>not using gasoline and fire
fucking casual
Anything but bed bugs man. I fucking hate bed bugs.
>that smell when you squish them
