>eat two bags of popcorn
>rub my buttery hands over my rare record collection
what devilry have you been up to lately, my mischief makers?
i'm gonna probably get a job tomorrow then leave suddenly without notice a week after they finish training me
i've done it about 5 times already no regerts
>>27713282
>eat two bags of popcorn
>rub my buttery hands over my dick
fixed
> Dad owns limited print baseball cards
> They're his most prized possession
> One day im jacking off
> See his collection in the corner of my eye
> They're in a glass case with shitty LEDs lighting them up
>Decide it would be fun to jizz on them
> Walk out with dick in my hand, about to cum
> 4 year old sister sees me, watches as I cum on the cards
> Think im in the clear, get called downstairs for dinner
> Sister tells my dad everthing
> He has a mental break down and threatens to disown me, mom starts crying
> Dad never forgives me
> Worth it
Fapped in the bed and pulled the covers over it
>>27713846
tfw squeaky mattress so you can't fap in bed without mom hearing
>>27713846
>fuck Chalyse Magee
>she miscarriages
kek
RIP Peanut
