Why are men such suckers for big breasts? They will lose IQ points and do dumb things for girls with big knockers, why?
>>27713046
i like breasts from A to C, i dont really cAre about breats in that range and love them equally
Cowtits are disgusting anyway
dfc master race
male sexuality is so wild and unrestrained that men will go stupid for anything that even resembles a girlbutt
like when i was a kid before the internet i jerked off to some boob shaped knots on a tree, a fucking boob tree man
>>27713046
Petite > cowtits
>>27713070
>>27713095
Straight men are programmed by nature to like big breasts.
If you don't like big breasts and are a man, nature went wrong somewhere with you
>>27713134
you cant have sex with a boobs anon
they dont make a baby
>>27713162
they nurture them,
i guess it's a signal for being able to care for the child.
>>27713162
You're right, they're indicative of fertility and milk
>>27713046
It's in our genes, we can't control it. Even if I personally prefer DFCs.
>>27713162
ugh, have you like seriously never heard of secondary sex characteristics? gosh.
If a female peacock isn't attracted to male peacocks feathers, there's something wrong with her. feathers don't make baby.
>>27713162
>you cant have sex with a boobs anon
You can if you put your mind to it.
>>27713134
they're disgusting desu
>>27713092
>that boobs are just butt-emulators for when man started to walk upright meme
Yeah I liked prison school too but that's not a sound theory by any measure. Man who can appreciate any size herebut objectively speaking at least a little bit of titty meat is more evolutionary successful. I don't want my progeny to be formula fed, yech.
>>27713220
This. They don't even need to be big enough to fully envelop your cock for it to feel good, either.
>>27713213
>>27713228
if you prefer dfc to THIS you are a gay deranged homosexual pedophile, that's that
>>27713212
boob and hip size are also indicative of high intelligence. chestlets don't want you to know this.
>>27713262
I guess I'm all of those things AND proud
>tfw short big breasted girl but guys only like flat amazons
>>27713262
Cow tits irl don't look remotely as good as that and don't age well. They can look really good in 2D but I'll stick with DFC for my 3DPD porn, thank you.
>>27713330
the smarter, taller and facially symmetrical (superior genetics) among us prefer your kind. we don't fool ourselves into settling with chestlets.
>>27713341
You only prefer chestlets irl because you know you can't get a girl with big boobs, so you settle on the cheaper, lesser option.
>People here unironically like cowtits
>>27713457
>chestlet shilling her titlets
>>27713411
No, it's because they're more aesthetically pleasing.
>You only prefer chestlets irl because you know you can't get a girl with big boobs
I know I can't get any girl at all so that isn't a factor.
WHY CANT WE JUST LOVE BREASTS EQUALLY!!! I LOVE BIG TITTY SMALL TITTY ALL THE SAME!! I WANT TO LICK BOTH BIG AND SMALL TITTIES AND SUCK ON THE NIPS DESU!!
>>27713457
>people here will actually convince themselves that cowtits women aren't the ideal partners and mothers of their offspring
Size doesn't matter. How they look when they aren't in a bra, now that's pretty fucking important
>gf links me this thread as proof "men hate cowtits all men want skinny girls with a-cups"
>thread is about 50-50 on a notoriously pedophile-infested imageboard
You guys need to stop consuming jewish media.
>>27713655
why do women lurk on r9k?
>>27713071
I came here to post this. Cowshitters please leave.
>>27713674
Because it's only been vocally anti-women for the last two or three years.
>>27713392
Thanks this is some great screencap material to laugh at on reddit.
>>27713674
Because they know their vaginas have control over us.
>>27713655
congrats on getting a cowtits gf
>>27713489
>>27713603
Cowtits are for farm animals
>>27713655
>thread is about 50-50 on a notoriously pedophile-infested imageboard
She's not wrong :^)
>>27713708
They're basically only the upper end of average and well shaped but apparently to her they're giant saggy fatballs or something.
I know some guys prefer flatter chests but that anyone believes it's even remotely close to a majority baffles me.
>>27713674
The "feels", lots of normie girls with bfs come here.
>>27713807
60% of the userbase wants to genocide women, what feels could they possibly be getting
>>27713898
>60%
Like 15% that have free time to spam every single thread women are mentioned in.
Because they make my dick tingle.
>>27713457
Cowtits are great. They make great pillows.
>tfw like all sizes
they have to match the rest of the girl
>>27713134
>Straight men are programmed by nature to like big breasts.
most are but thats not the best option.
ever wonder why jews marry hag wives?
straight men pick what they think is the most evolutionary fit female to reproduce and have children with.
flat women tend to be more intelligent due to having to have survived history on skill/merit rather than looks.
most women have survived purely because they opened their legs when their tribe got conquered so the whores got to live and the loyal women got killed.
Dude, the only way my behavior changes from big tits is I have a even harder time making eye contact.
>>27713046
>chestlet roasties getting fully toastie
>>27713046
My girl has E tiddies
They're so much fun to flop around
>>27713655
>generalizing
>>27715819
Cleavage is such a distraction. I'm not even a tits guy
>>27715709
Wanting big boobs is the sign of an infantile man
t. freud
>>27713262
>tfw no voluptuous lingerie elf gf
>>27715903
>tfw you pay for and F cup prosti
>can't wait to see them jiggle while she rides u
her: kay so what do you like anon?
me: *lay on bed* get on top cowgirl
her: i-i can't do that....
>why the goddamn fucking fuck not?!
>tfw when you are too beta to argue and just fuck her doggy style and pay the same rate anyway. Didn't get to see anything at all but her smell ass and sweaty back.
Girls like this should be gassed.
>>27716416
you missed out anon, F cups in your face with your hands on her ass is da best, especially if you can just lie there and she knows what she's doing
Get another F-prosti and make her agree before you pay
I don't know, but all I've ever wanted is a cute cowtits gf. That is my only life goal. I'd be cute, loyal and subserviant. Or I'd pretend to be dominant (even though I'm not). Please God, you've given me so little. Just bring me a cowtits gf to call my own!
>>27716704
Just get one, fag
>>27716728
Cowtits don't grow on trees, you know.
>>27716566
>Get another F-prosti and make her agree before you pay
That's the plan. It's pretty crazy desu. It's not like I asked to fuck her ass or pee on her or anything like that so I don't know what her problem was but it pissed me off so much.
Imagine getting your dick massaged by hot cunt and getting to suck on those at the same time.
>>27713095
This only true if you're bi, or gay on the dl when your wife is out of town. Craigslist if full of you fuckboys.
>>27716704
dam son, those gotta be H's or something.
Wifey has F's but dam son
I'm more of a small boob guy.
>>27713046
Sucking breasts is one of the best feelings on the world thats why
>liking cow tits
ISHYGDDT
>>27713046
at a base level huge breasts are quite captivating, but small tits ARE better.
i just wanna play with big tits once.
>>27715796
attractive people are smarter than ugly people. Ugly people are generally stupid, violent, lazy, and sickly. The whole "hot girls are stupid and can't do anything" is a defense mechanism
>>27716760
They grow on chests, and there are plenty of those!
>>27716912
That's I or J cup, as an expert on these sort of things I would know. They are also fake, unnatural basketball shape instead of teardrop slight droop that even young girls have.
>>27716912
>wife has F's
Fucking. NORMIE. GET OUT. I DON'T WANT TO FEEL BAD FOR NOT HAVING A BIG TITTIED GF GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>27716974
Source on claims?
I mean, entirely unrelated to breast size.
>>27713046
happy birthday mazophilia
Medium sized tits are most supreme.
>>27716912
>wife
>not even gf
>but wife
Fucking mega normie. Get back to /soc/, fuck get back to Redddit.
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